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Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2005, 12:14 PM

Continuing Lalwendë's post;

Quote:

Sam: "I wish we'd brought Rosie along..."

Frodo: "Sam, you know she'd have been no use, girls just can't read maps and find directions."

Sam: "So where are we now, Mister Frodo? I'm sure we've already been through this field. Can't we ask someone?"

Frodo: "We're going the right way, Sam, I don't need to ask directions."

Sam: But didn't Gandalf say that Mordor was a terrible place with dragons and pits and Orcs? This doesn’t look like Mordor to me.

Frodo: No, no! He said it was a 'terriblé' place, that’s elvish for "Shire-like" and with Dragons, as in, like the Green Dragon and not Pits, bits... of food. Yes. And Orc? No Orcs. Just... err... err... Forks... yeah, forks!

Sam: Have you been smoking Pippin's pipe again?

HerenIstarion · 08-02-2005, 12:21 PM

Frodo: Weren’t we supposed to be having a holiday at a ski resort, Sam?
Sam: Um…er… we is there, we has skis on, hasn’t we now, Master Frodo?
Frodo: Yes, definitely. We lack snow, obviously, though. Should not have come in September, perhaps…
Sam: Er…It said ‘have a wonderful holiday skiing’ on the poster, it did not say when to come… look, Master Frodo, it ain't that bad, they provided an instructor for us after all!
Frodo: For Gandalf’s beard’s sake, Sam, it’s a scarecrow!
Sam: Blimey, I thought that’s how such a foreign thing as instructor should look like…

Formendacil · 08-02-2005, 12:32 PM

Frodo: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

Sam: "You sure? This looks a lot like Kansas to me..."

Mithalwen · 08-02-2005, 01:33 PM

Frodo and Sam get their first glimpse of that villainous duo, Lalwende and Davem, ganging up on a confused gaffer in order to steal his taters....

Gelmir · 08-02-2005, 01:55 PM

Sam: Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo. The ents are coming!
Frodo: Sam, Like I'd believe that...

OR

Sam: I remember standing on the yellow floor.
Frodo: Don't worry, It's only gone-off quick sand. See there's the expiry date, on that man.
Sam: It says, 'made in the Shire'... That's a scarecrow! I'm going to Die!
Frodo: Just don't make a noise.

~Gelmir~

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2005, 02:30 PM

Sam saw Gandalf the grey... with a cloak? What's the world coming to?

Morsul the Dark · 08-02-2005, 03:36 PM

Hobbit Teen Help Videos

Sam: Mr. Frodo you can't runaway just 'cuz Mr.Bilbo punished you for using pipe weed

Frodo: He doesn't get how hard it is to be me!

Sam:Yeah but...ummm...LINE?!

Edit:Just so you know that ending came from an abrupt brainfart if you will

The Elf-warrior · 08-02-2005, 08:09 PM

Sam: "Mr. Frodo, what kind of grain are we walking through?"

Frodo: "Corn."

Sam: "Do you mean maize?"

Frodo: "Look, I don't have the slightest idea what grain we're walking through but I know there's no grain in Mordor now shut up!!"

Gurthang · 08-02-2005, 08:27 PM

(This is a blatant spin off of the already overdone Wizard of Oz captions. )
Frodo: "That strange lady said to follow the yellow brick road, but this path she set us on doesn't look like bricks to me."
Sam: "Well, at least its yellow."
Frodo:

"That scarecrow! He's pointing a different way now!"

OR

Sam: "Why do I have to carry all the bags?"

OR

Frodo: "Oh, look, a cool looking lever." *pull* *sirens and flashing lights*
Scarecrow: "Thank you for pulling the Middle-earth self-destruct lever. Middle-earth will be drowned in the Sea in 10 minutes. Have a nice day."

Frodo: *faint*
Sam: "Not again!"

Boromir88 · 08-02-2005, 08:38 PM

Sam: Where's this picture Jackson sent us looking for?

Frodo: He said the scarecrow marks the spot...

Peter Jackson: See Bernard, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and since I can't figure out a way to clear out all these orcs. Your charge is going to be basically worthless since I have to bring in the dead Army, so were just going to scrap that part. You can sit on the hill and watch it if you wish?

Or

Mr. Hill isn't very interested in Jackson's reciting of The Canterbury Tales.

mormegil · 08-02-2005, 08:41 PM

Sam: I just can't believe those things that The Guy Who Be Short said about me, now that Mormegil fellow seems to be spot on with Bilbo.

Frodo: I've told you Sam I'm not getting into it.

To fully understand please read the favorite hobbit poll.

Edit: Cross post--obviously for the Frodo and Sam pic.

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2005, 08:44 PM

Theoden isn't quite sure what to make of his new councellor...

Theoden: "I think I liked Grima better."

Oddwen · 08-02-2005, 08:50 PM

PJ: No Bernard, you eat what the caterers bring. And yes, I *do* know that they didn't bring any sandwiches...with or without ham!

Or...

PJ: Don't worry Bernard, it says here that Gandalf will be cloaked.

Or...

PJ: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Or...

PJ: Wow, I didn't know you were an aspiring poet, Bernard, but this is hardly the time.

Or...

PJ: What is this? An actual copy of Lord of the Rings? On my set?!? What is this frippery and skulduggery! Tom Bombadil? Farmer Maggot? Giant Wolves? A Ladylike Arwen? A Legolas who is not a mere stuntspiece but an actual fleshed-out character?? Bother and Rubbish!

Boromir88 · 08-02-2005, 09:00 PM

Jackson: Ok Bernard, pretend I'm Eowyn...(in Eowyn's voice) "Uncle, Uncle, your son is wounded. Uncle will you not comfort me?"

Bernard: I don't get paid enough for this...

Gurthang · 08-02-2005, 09:09 PM

Peter Jackson: "You're three days late?! How?!"
Bernard Hill: "I told you; I got lost."
Jackson: "But you had directions. Let me see those."
*PJ studies directions*
Jackson: "No, these are all wrong. You should've gone left at the stoplight, not straight!"
Hill: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

The Only Real Estel · 08-02-2005, 09:30 PM

PJ: "Look, Tolkien said it, right...here. Two Towers, and I quote: "And the Elves marched to Helm's Deep, & the studly Legolas pronounced "That is no Orc horn!", & Aragorn greeted Haldir over-enthusiastically, & Theoden looked on wide eyed..." so do the scene, okay?"

Hill: "But PJ, that's just a piece of paper with your handwriting all over it."

PJ: "Bernard, the problem with you is you can't take something at face value. You just act the scene & leave the changing-er-interpreting of Tolkien's works to me, okay?"

Kitanna · 08-02-2005, 09:46 PM

Bernard's Brain: Peter's poetry is some of the worst I've ever heard! Second only to the Vogons.

Formendacil · 08-02-2005, 09:51 PM

Theoden is more than a little leery, and rightly so, about the timetraveller from the Seventh Age. No Aelfwine, he.

mormegil · 08-02-2005, 10:23 PM

The guy in the baseball cap in the back gives his meanest expression to PJ for not choosing him to be Theoden.

Bêthberry · 08-02-2005, 10:39 PM

Captain H. M. "Howling Mad" Murdock--the guy in the back with the baseball cap--wonders how they plan to use the helicopter in this one.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-03-2005, 03:02 AM

To stop Peter from telling his awful jokes, Bernard had to hand him his bill.

SamwiseGamgee · 08-03-2005, 06:13 AM

PJ: So it says here that you slapped Ian McKellan square in the face and called him a primadonna bitch.

Bernard Hill: Whatever!

Kath · 08-03-2005, 06:19 AM

PJ: I'm sorry Bernard, this is some great writing but I just don't think the audience will relate as well to a camp king.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-03-2005, 07:17 AM

Jackson: "Is this bill correct? Did you spent $12000 on lattes?!"

Hill: "....yeah, so?"

CaptainofDespair · 08-03-2005, 07:56 AM

PJ: Bernard, can you read this letter? It's from Christopher Lee, but I cannot, for the life of me, make out what it says. I think he's trying to tell me he's pining, but for what, I do not know.

Bernard: Hmm. Actually, I think he's whining, about you cutting out his scenes.

Gil-Galad · 08-03-2005, 08:33 AM

Bernard: So i run in and try and save as many of the patients as i can from the lions right?

PJ: what? no, you just walk over to the tent there

Bernard: and then i sacrifice myself by going down with the ship!

PJ:err...which movie do you think this is?

Bernard: The Life and times of Bernard Hill and his Horse Daffodil?

Kitanna · 08-03-2005, 12:09 PM

Bernard's Brain: Peter seems to have some sort of a stain on his shirt...should I tell him? No, I'll just let him be embarassed. That'll teach him to shun my "Theoden kills the Witch King and Sauron and becomes king of Gondor and Rohan" idea.

Lalwendë · 08-03-2005, 12:34 PM

Peter: "And nowww, the end is near, and so I face...the final curtainnn..."

Bernard (thinks) : "I wish he'd stop hogging that karaoke machine, he's got a voice like an Orc gargling with gravel."

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-03-2005, 12:35 PM

PJ: I don't get this: "Pas de lieu Rhone que nous."

Hill: I know! It's really nerve-racking!

Orominuialwen · 08-03-2005, 12:39 PM

PJ: What do you mean, you don't think Aragorn is a wolf? Have you even read the brilliant analysis of all his posts that I've written here?

Naz · 08-03-2005, 12:59 PM

As PJ rambles on & on, Bernard Hill spaces out. Meanwhile, in the background, the Rohirrim soldiers huddle & trade Poke'mon cards.

Ok, lame. > >;

Lalwendë · 08-03-2005, 01:31 PM

Peter: "This note from your mum, excusing you from the scene at Helm's Deep when it rains? Well, it looks suspiciously like your own handwriting, Bernard..."

The Elf-warrior · 08-03-2005, 02:33 PM

PJ: "Ok, Mr. Hill, we've got you scheduled to fight Ian McKellan at 8 o'clock."

Mr. Hill: "PJ, this Lord of the Rings, not geriatric boxing."

The Only Real Estel · 08-03-2005, 03:09 PM

Bernard glumly decides that although PJ's puns are bad, his poetry is verse.

Nimrodel_9 · 08-03-2005, 03:17 PM

PJ: Look! It's the new pic!

Pippin: Minas Tirith!
Gandalf: Minas Tirith!
Shadowfax: It's only a model.

Kath · 08-03-2005, 03:34 PM

Shadowfax: You know Gandalf if you get that staff caught up in my heels one more time I promise you I will throw you off.

The Only Real Estel · 08-03-2005, 03:35 PM

Shadowfax had had more than the legal drinking limit - as evidenced by his failure to walk a straight line.

mormegil · 08-03-2005, 03:46 PM

Pippin: (speaking about seeing the majesty of Minas Tirith) You don't need pipe weed to enjoy this! Just to enhance it!

Boromir88 · 08-03-2005, 04:12 PM

Pippin: Hmm, this looks like an awfully similar setting to Helm's Deep.

CaptainofDespair · 08-03-2005, 04:14 PM

Pippin: Are we there, yet?

Gandalf: You've asked that already. *sighs* And yes, we are almost there.

Pippin: Okay, Grandpa Gandy...

Gandalf:...*sighs*

08-02-2005, 12:21 PM	#6402
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Frodo: Weren’t we supposed to be having a holiday at a ski resort, Sam? Sam: Um…er… we is there, we has skis on, hasn’t we now, Master Frodo? Frodo: Yes, definitely. We lack snow, obviously, though. Should not have come in September, perhaps… Sam: Er…It said ‘have a wonderful holiday skiing’ on the poster, it did not say when to come… look, Master Frodo, it ain't that bad, they provided an instructor for us after all! Frodo: For Gandalf’s beard’s sake, Sam, it’s a scarecrow! Sam: Blimey, I thought that’s how such a foreign thing as instructor should look like… __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 08-02-2005 at 12:30 PM.

08-02-2005, 12:32 PM	#6403
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Playing off Kitanna... Frodo: "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Sam: "You sure? This looks a lot like Kansas to me..." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

08-02-2005, 01:33 PM	#6404
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Frodo and Sam get their first glimpse of that villainous duo, Lalwende and Davem, ganging up on a confused gaffer in order to steal his taters.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-02-2005, 01:55 PM	#6405
Gelmir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lothlorein Posts: 62	Frodo and Sam, walking in a field. Sam: Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo. The ents are coming! Frodo: Sam, Like I'd believe that... OR Sam: I remember standing on the yellow floor. Frodo: Don't worry, It's only gone-off quick sand. See there's the expiry date, on that man. Sam: It says, 'made in the Shire'... That's a scarecrow! I'm going to Die! Frodo: Just don't make a noise. ~Gelmir~ __________________ No more knee caps for you! No more Life for you! And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha!

08-02-2005, 02:30 PM	#6406
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It's not been done yet! I cannot belive it! Sam saw Gandalf the grey... with a cloak? What's the world coming to? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-02-2005, 03:36 PM	#6407
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Hobbit Teen Help Videos Sam: Mr. Frodo you can't runaway just 'cuz Mr.Bilbo punished you for using pipe weed Frodo: He doesn't get how hard it is to be me! Sam:Yeah but...ummm...LINE?! Edit:Just so you know that ending came from an abrupt brainfart if you will __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-02-2005, 08:09 PM	#6408
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Sam: "Mr. Frodo, what kind of grain are we walking through?" Frodo: "Corn." Sam: "Do you mean maize?" Frodo: "Look, I don't have the slightest idea what grain we're walking through but I know there's no grain in Mordor now shut up!!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-02-2005, 08:27 PM	#6409
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	(This is a blatant spin off of the already overdone Wizard of Oz captions. ) Frodo: "That strange lady said to follow the yellow brick road, but this path she set us on doesn't look like bricks to me." Sam: "Well, at least its yellow." Frodo: "That scarecrow! He's pointing a different way now!" OR Sam: "Why do I have to carry all the bags?" OR Frodo: "Oh, look, a cool looking lever." pull sirens and flashing lights Scarecrow: "Thank you for pulling the Middle-earth self-destruct lever. Middle-earth will be drowned in the Sea in 10 minutes. Have a nice day." Frodo: faint Sam: "Not again!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-02-2005, 08:38 PM	#6410
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Sam: Where's this picture Jackson sent us looking for? Frodo: He said the scarecrow marks the spot... Peter Jackson: See Bernard, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and since I can't figure out a way to clear out all these orcs. Your charge is going to be basically worthless since I have to bring in the dead Army, so were just going to scrap that part. You can sit on the hill and watch it if you wish? Or Mr. Hill isn't very interested in Jackson's reciting of The Canterbury Tales. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-02-2005, 08:41 PM	#6411
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Sam: I just can't believe those things that The Guy Who Be Short said about me, now that Mormegil fellow seems to be spot on with Bilbo. Frodo: I've told you Sam I'm not getting into it. To fully understand please read the favorite hobbit poll. Edit: Cross post--obviously for the Frodo and Sam pic. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-02-2005, 08:44 PM	#6412
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Theoden isn't quite sure what to make of his new councellor... Theoden: "I think I liked Grima better."

08-02-2005, 08:50 PM	#6413
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	PJ: No Bernard, you eat what the caterers bring. And yes, I do know that they didn't bring any sandwiches...with or without ham! Or... PJ: Don't worry Bernard, it says here that Gandalf will be cloaked. Or... PJ: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Or... PJ: Wow, I didn't know you were an aspiring poet, Bernard, but this is hardly the time. Or... PJ: What is this? An actual copy of Lord of the Rings? On my set?!? What is this frippery and skulduggery! Tom Bombadil? Farmer Maggot? Giant Wolves? A Ladylike Arwen? A Legolas who is not a mere stuntspiece but an actual fleshed-out character?? Bother and Rubbish! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 08-02-2005 at 08:59 PM. Reason: Now, with neck-twisting action!

08-02-2005, 09:00 PM	#6414
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Jackson: Ok Bernard, pretend I'm Eowyn...(in Eowyn's voice) "Uncle, Uncle, your son is wounded. Uncle will you not comfort me?" Bernard: I don't get paid enough for this... __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-02-2005, 09:09 PM	#6415
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Peter Jackson: "You're three days late?! How?!" Bernard Hill: "I told you; I got lost." Jackson: "But you had directions. Let me see those." PJ studies directions Jackson: "No, these are all wrong. You should've gone left at the stoplight, not straight!" Hill: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-02-2005, 09:30 PM	#6416
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	PJ: "Look, Tolkien said it, right...here. Two Towers, and I quote: "And the Elves marched to Helm's Deep, & the studly Legolas pronounced "That is no Orc horn!", & Aragorn greeted Haldir over-enthusiastically, & Theoden looked on wide eyed..." so do the scene, okay?" Hill: "But PJ, that's just a piece of paper with your handwriting all over it." PJ: "Bernard, the problem with you is you can't take something at face value. You just act the scene & leave the changing-er-interpreting of Tolkien's works to me, okay?"

08-02-2005, 09:46 PM	#6417
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Bernard's Brain: Peter's poetry is some of the worst I've ever heard! Second only to the Vogons. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-02-2005, 09:51 PM	#6418
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Theoden is more than a little leery, and rightly so, about the timetraveller from the Seventh Age. No Aelfwine, he. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

08-02-2005, 10:23 PM	#6419
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	The guy in the baseball cap in the back gives his meanest expression to PJ for not choosing him to be Theoden. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-02-2005, 10:39 PM	#6420
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,977	Captain H. M. "Howling Mad" Murdock--the guy in the back with the baseball cap--wonders how they plan to use the helicopter in this one. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-03-2005, 03:02 AM	#6421
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	To stop Peter from telling his awful jokes, Bernard had to hand him his bill. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-03-2005, 06:13 AM	#6422
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	PJ: So it says here that you slapped Ian McKellan square in the face and called him a primadonna bitch. Bernard Hill: Whatever! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-03-2005, 06:19 AM	#6423
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	PJ: I'm sorry Bernard, this is some great writing but I just don't think the audience will relate as well to a camp king. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-03-2005, 07:17 AM	#6424
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Jackson: "Is this bill correct? Did you spent $12000 on lattes?!" Hill: "....yeah, so?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-03-2005, 07:56 AM	#6425
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	PJ: Bernard, can you read this letter? It's from Christopher Lee, but I cannot, for the life of me, make out what it says. I think he's trying to tell me he's pining, but for what, I do not know. Bernard: Hmm. Actually, I think he's whining, about you cutting out his scenes.

08-03-2005, 08:33 AM	#6426
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Bernard: So i run in and try and save as many of the patients as i can from the lions right? PJ: what? no, you just walk over to the tent there Bernard: and then i sacrifice myself by going down with the ship! PJ:err...which movie do you think this is? Bernard: The Life and times of Bernard Hill and his Horse Daffodil? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-03-2005, 12:09 PM	#6427
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Bernard's Brain: Peter seems to have some sort of a stain on his shirt...should I tell him? No, I'll just let him be embarassed. That'll teach him to shun my "Theoden kills the Witch King and Sauron and becomes king of Gondor and Rohan" idea. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-03-2005, 12:34 PM	#6428
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Peter: "And nowww, the end is near, and so I face...the final curtainnn..." Bernard (thinks) : "I wish he'd stop hogging that karaoke machine, he's got a voice like an Orc gargling with gravel." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-03-2005, 12:35 PM	#6429
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	A tribute to sigs in foreign languages PJ: I don't get this: "Pas de lieu Rhone que nous." Hill: I know! It's really nerve-racking! __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-03-2005, 12:39 PM	#6430
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	PJ: What do you mean, you don't think Aragorn is a wolf? Have you even read the brilliant analysis of all his posts that I've written here? __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

08-03-2005, 12:59 PM	#6431
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	As PJ rambles on & on, Bernard Hill spaces out. Meanwhile, in the background, the Rohirrim soldiers huddle & trade Poke'mon cards. Ok, lame. > >;

08-03-2005, 01:31 PM	#6432
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Peter: "This note from your mum, excusing you from the scene at Helm's Deep when it rains? Well, it looks suspiciously like your own handwriting, Bernard..." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-03-2005, 02:33 PM	#6433
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	PJ: "Ok, Mr. Hill, we've got you scheduled to fight Ian McKellan at 8 o'clock." Mr. Hill: "PJ, this Lord of the Rings, not geriatric boxing." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-03-2005, 03:09 PM	#6434
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bernard glumly decides that although PJ's puns are bad, his poetry is verse.

08-03-2005, 03:17 PM	#6435
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	PJ: Look! It's the new pic! Pippin: Minas Tirith! Gandalf: Minas Tirith! Shadowfax: It's only a model. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

08-03-2005, 03:34 PM	#6436
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Shadowfax: You know Gandalf if you get that staff caught up in my heels one more time I promise you I will throw you off. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”