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Old 03-08-2006, 09:09 AM   #241
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Old 03-16-2006, 02:52 PM   #242
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Old 03-17-2006, 05:17 AM   #243
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Old 03-23-2006, 10:26 PM   #244
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Old 03-24-2006, 05:36 PM   #245
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Gandalf: Is it not a law...

to not spit in public unless its between 5:00 and 7:00 on and even day and where the king has picked his nose three time, not 2, and not four, and six is right out.


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Old 03-24-2006, 06:14 PM   #246
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Old 03-25-2006, 11:42 PM   #247
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Old 03-26-2006, 02:21 PM   #248
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Old 03-31-2006, 10:06 PM   #249
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Old 04-08-2006, 03:27 PM   #250
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Old 08-19-2006, 09:05 PM   #251
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Old 08-19-2006, 09:12 PM   #252
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Old 08-21-2006, 08:59 PM   #253
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:09 AM   #254
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:16 PM   #255
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Take me now and bear me to the . . .

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Old 09-22-2006, 09:42 AM   #256
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Old 09-22-2006, 02:13 PM   #257
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:03 PM   #258
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:03 PM   #259
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Old 09-23-2006, 02:54 PM   #260
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Old 09-23-2006, 05:26 PM   #261
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:29 AM   #262
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...chewed anything so runny and wooden while jumping on a violet ork using only their ears.

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Old 09-27-2006, 05:31 PM   #263
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:59 AM   #264
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...space time continuoum, there lived an alien force of robots.

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YOU HAVE NICE MANNERS ....
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Old 09-28-2006, 06:27 PM   #266
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... kill them all and take there left shoe


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Old 10-03-2006, 09:45 PM   #268
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Laketown lies the home of Bard, the village pessimist.


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. . . Bilbo's hole; he's been having structural problems.

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...Barbara Walters, though I can't think of any right off hand, except maybe Donald Trump's hairpiece..."

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