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High King Fingolfin · 09-13-2006, 09:55 PM

Unfortunately, he got rescued anyway.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-15-2006, 08:43 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf made a fortune selling off
condo shares to his development atop Chez Orthanc
(touted for its great views and history) to Gondorian
upper mobile types. Especially attractive was the short
commute via unemployed pteradactyls to Minas Tirith.

Gandalf then used his earnings to redevelop his
new venture, Minas Morgul Estates.

Boromir88 · 09-15-2006, 09:23 AM

Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron, CEO of Mount Zoom Enterprises, feared what Gandalf was doing was creating a monoply and he appealed to the White Council Board to put a halt to Gandalf gaining control of all the businesses of Middle-earth.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-15-2006, 05:07 PM

Fortunately, MOS had suffering shares that went to the negatives when Mount Zoom finally died. In other words, he was extremely poor.

High King Fingolfin · 09-16-2006, 07:44 PM

Unfortunately, someone took pity on him and wrote him a check for 5 billion silver pennies.

THE Ka · 09-16-2006, 08:44 PM

Fortunately, the check bounced due to the fact that this check and the only person who cared to write it, was Sauron, who was cheap enough for pennies had pulled out too many loans anyways...

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-18-2006, 11:45 AM

Unfortunately for MOS and Gandalf, the
son of Fredegar Bolger (Freddy the Enormous)
leveredged his civil suit settlement from the
nazgul [for nassty torture] into controlling interest in FINB (the First
Ithilien National Bank) to gain control of Minas
Morgul Estates (cadgily using his silent partner
Beregond as front man).

Gil-Galad · 09-19-2006, 08:22 AM

Fortunately nobody had any hard feelings...yarr...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-19-2006, 08:47 AM

Unfortunately, an earth-worm was eaten by a bird and nobody even knew about it.

Gil-Galad · 09-19-2006, 05:13 PM

Fortunately nobody knew about Rune posting anyways...yarr...

High King Fingolfin · 09-19-2006, 09:03 PM

Unfortunately, the earthworm being eaten was actually Radagast, trying to get in touch with his wormy side.

elronds_daughter · 09-20-2006, 05:04 PM

Fortunately, since matter can neither be created or destroyed, Radagast simply coalesced together again.

Meneltarmacil · 09-21-2006, 10:47 AM

Unfortunately, a large amount of antimatter hit him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-21-2006, 10:51 AM

Fortunately, this caused a temporal rift that sent Radagast back to his house, safe and sound.

Meneltarmacil · 09-21-2006, 10:54 AM

Unfortunately, his house was on fire.

Volo · 09-21-2006, 11:35 AM

Fortunately it was just a Balrog sleepwalking

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-21-2006, 11:55 AM

Unfortunately, it woke up and was angry with everything!

elronds_daughter · 09-21-2006, 12:33 PM

Fortunately, it soon realized its mistake, and became friends with Radagast.

Volo · 09-21-2006, 01:09 PM

Unfortunately, Radagast was the greatest back-stabber ever and he stole the Balrog's favourite teddy.

elronds_daughter · 09-21-2006, 03:03 PM

Fortunately, this all happened in another dimention, so whatever did happen didn't really matter to the real Radagast and balrog.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-25-2006, 11:43 AM

Unfortunately, it turned out that this RtB was
actually Morgoth (having qualified for a work
release rehab program of the Valar) who relapsed
(actually rereleapsed) and decided to bring up
Thangorodrim from the ocean depths---Osse being
on a time share holiday at undersea Numenor.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-25-2006, 11:44 AM

Unfortunately, it turned out that this RtB was
actually Morgoth (having qualified for a work
release rehab program of the Valar) who relapsed
(actually rerelapsed) and decided to bring up
Thangorodrim from the ocean depths---Osse being
on a time share holiday at undersea Numenor.

elronds_daughter · 09-26-2006, 08:09 AM

Fortunately, Morgoth was H2O intolerant, so trying to raise anything from the depths of the ocean was out of the question.

High King Fingolfin · 09-28-2006, 08:34 PM

Unfortunately, his H2O intolerance was cured by the new allergy medicine invented by Sauron.

doom_hammer · 09-28-2006, 08:49 PM

fortunately all the allergy medicine was sold out

Gil-Galad · 09-28-2006, 10:29 PM

Unfortuantely, Eru decided that allergies were a thing of the past and made them no-more, replacing then with nasty rabbits crawling around in your head

doom_hammer · 09-29-2006, 04:02 AM

fortuantely the rabits were vegetarians

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-29-2006, 07:57 AM

Unfortunately, there were no vegetables around, so they decided to eat meat!

Boromir88 · 09-29-2006, 08:07 AM

Fortunately it was fell beast meat.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-29-2006, 10:16 AM

Unfortunately the Fell Beasts had eaten organic
Fell Beast Spinach and they all got sick.

Meneltarmacil · 09-29-2006, 12:43 PM

Fortunately, eating the meat made the nasty rabbits sick as well.

Boromir88 · 09-29-2006, 01:09 PM

Unfortunately it was just a minor cold.

doom_hammer · 09-29-2006, 01:31 PM

fortunately all the rabbits died

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-29-2006, 01:33 PM

Unfortunately, an either drunk or high - it was hard to tell - Gandalf stumbled into the room and made the Rabbits come to life and do a silly dance.

doom_hammer · 09-29-2006, 01:41 PM

fortunately the dance was the tango

Meneltarmacil · 09-29-2006, 01:48 PM

Unfortunately, the rabbits ate Gandalf. (please don't ask how.)

Boromir88 · 09-29-2006, 02:19 PM

Fortunately, I had to ask Menel why did the rabbits eat Gandalf?

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-29-2006, 02:23 PM

Unfortunately, the answer was so disturbing that one's head is forced to explode.

doom_hammer · 09-29-2006, 02:54 PM

fortunately no one we know got hurt

Meneltarmacil · 09-29-2006, 06:23 PM

Unfortunately, that would mean we had alienated Boromir88...

09-13-2006, 09:55 PM	#3841
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, he got rescued anyway. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-15-2006, 08:43 AM	#3842
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Gandalf made a fortune selling off condo shares to his development atop Chez Orthanc (touted for its great views and history) to Gondorian upper mobile types. Especially attractive was the short commute via unemployed pteradactyls to Minas Tirith. Gandalf then used his earnings to redevelop his new venture, Minas Morgul Estates. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 09-15-2006 at 09:19 AM.

09-15-2006, 09:23 AM	#3843
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately the Mouth of Sauron, CEO of Mount Zoom Enterprises, feared what Gandalf was doing was creating a monoply and he appealed to the White Council Board to put a halt to Gandalf gaining control of all the businesses of Middle-earth. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-15-2006, 05:07 PM	#3844
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, MOS had suffering shares that went to the negatives when Mount Zoom finally died. In other words, he was extremely poor. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-16-2006, 07:44 PM	#3845
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, someone took pity on him and wrote him a check for 5 billion silver pennies. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-16-2006, 08:44 PM	#3846
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the check bounced due to the fact that this check and the only person who cared to write it, was Sauron, who was cheap enough for pennies had pulled out too many loans anyways... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-18-2006, 11:45 AM	#3847
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for MOS and Gandalf, the son of Fredegar Bolger (Freddy the Enormous) leveredged his civil suit settlement from the nazgul [for nassty torture] into controlling interest in FINB (the First Ithilien National Bank) to gain control of Minas Morgul Estates (cadgily using his silent partner Beregond as front man). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-19-2006, 08:22 AM	#3848
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	merry talk like a pirate day Fortunately nobody had any hard feelings...yarr... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-19-2006, 05:13 PM	#3850
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately nobody knew about Rune posting anyways...yarr... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-19-2006, 09:03 PM	#3851
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the earthworm being eaten was actually Radagast, trying to get in touch with his wormy side. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-20-2006, 05:04 PM	#3852
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, since matter can neither be created or destroyed, Radagast simply coalesced together again. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

09-21-2006, 10:47 AM	#3853
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a large amount of antimatter hit him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-21-2006, 10:51 AM	#3854
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this caused a temporal rift that sent Radagast back to his house, safe and sound. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-21-2006, 10:54 AM	#3855
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, his house was on fire. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-21-2006, 11:35 AM	#3856
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunately it was just a Balrog sleepwalking

09-21-2006, 11:55 AM	#3857
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, it woke up and was angry with everything! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-21-2006, 12:33 PM	#3858
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, it soon realized its mistake, and became friends with Radagast. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

09-21-2006, 01:09 PM	#3859
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunately, Radagast was the greatest back-stabber ever and he stole the Balrog's favourite teddy.

09-21-2006, 03:03 PM	#3860
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, this all happened in another dimention, so whatever did happen didn't really matter to the real Radagast and balrog. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

09-25-2006, 11:43 AM	#3861
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, it turned out that this RtB was actually Morgoth (having qualified for a work release rehab program of the Valar) who relapsed (actually rereleapsed) and decided to bring up Thangorodrim from the ocean depths---Osse being on a time share holiday at undersea Numenor. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-25-2006, 11:44 AM	#3862
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, it turned out that this RtB was actually Morgoth (having qualified for a work release rehab program of the Valar) who relapsed (actually rerelapsed) and decided to bring up Thangorodrim from the ocean depths---Osse being on a time share holiday at undersea Numenor. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-26-2006, 08:09 AM	#3863
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, Morgoth was H2O intolerant, so trying to raise anything from the depths of the ocean was out of the question. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

09-28-2006, 08:34 PM	#3864
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, his H2O intolerance was cured by the new allergy medicine invented by Sauron. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-28-2006, 08:49 PM	#3865
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately all the allergy medicine was sold out

09-28-2006, 10:29 PM	#3866
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Poof! Unfortuantely, Eru decided that allergies were a thing of the past and made them no-more, replacing then with nasty rabbits crawling around in your head __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-29-2006, 04:02 AM	#3867
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortuantely the rabits were vegetarians

09-29-2006, 07:57 AM	#3868
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, there were no vegetables around, so they decided to eat meat! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-29-2006, 08:07 AM	#3869
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately it was fell beast meat. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-29-2006, 10:16 AM	#3870
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the Fell Beasts had eaten organic Fell Beast Spinach and they all got sick. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-29-2006, 12:43 PM	#3871
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, eating the meat made the nasty rabbits sick as well. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-29-2006, 01:09 PM	#3872
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately it was just a minor cold. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-29-2006, 01:31 PM	#3873
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately all the rabbits died

09-29-2006, 01:33 PM	#3874
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, an either drunk or high - it was hard to tell - Gandalf stumbled into the room and made the Rabbits come to life and do a silly dance. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-29-2006, 01:41 PM	#3875
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately the dance was the tango

09-29-2006, 01:48 PM	#3876
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the rabbits ate Gandalf. (please don't ask how.) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.