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Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-18-2005, 08:27 AM

Sauron: "Oh man, am I looking hot tonight!"

Witch_Queen · 01-18-2005, 10:03 AM

Sauron pic:

looking through the eyes of the Witch King:

Sauron: With this ring I thee wed....

(Every evil person deserves love)

I know its wrong but I couldn't resist.

Maeggaladiel · 01-18-2005, 11:23 AM

From Sauron's photo album.

"And this one... hmmm, looks like I dropped the camera while the lens cap was off."

Oddwen · 01-18-2005, 04:10 PM

The Evil Aerobic Workout:

Sauron: And one, and two, and reach, and four...

Esgallhugwen · 01-18-2005, 04:30 PM

Sauron: Is it hot in here or is just me?

or

Sauron: So you gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?!

Gil-Galad · 01-18-2005, 05:37 PM

Sauron: Hi there ladies, i'm Sauron, you might of heard of me...probaly not, well i am the dark lord you know... i had some bad ring a while back but i think i'm over it...come on? who wants to be queen of mordor for a day?

Fingolfin II · 01-18-2005, 05:39 PM

Sauron: I think black is so slimming, don't you?

Hama Of The Riddermark · 01-19-2005, 06:31 AM

Elrond's slideshow: "And this is the time that the minibus punctured a tyre taking us to Mordor"

THE Ka · 01-19-2005, 07:48 AM

Elrond: Ahh... Look Arwen! It's a picture of you as a wittle baby!!

*Slide Transition...Annoyed Arwen...

Elrond: And this is when...Ah! How did that get in there?!

Arwen laughs mockingly...

Arwen: What? Happy-Elven choir camp?...

Elrond: Shutup...Next slide!

-----------------------

~Ka~

Boromir88 · 01-19-2005, 07:54 AM

When greatly outnumbered Lord Elrond tries intimidation. grrrr

Meela · 01-19-2005, 08:38 AM

Tempers were frayed and competition became fierce when the Mount Doom store was down to its last packet of Mordor Muffins.

Or

Agent Elrond wished he hadn't fixed the Clone button so close to the Cheap Imitation Girly-Elves button.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-19-2005, 08:50 AM

The moment to charge the enemy, an inopportune moment for a coughing fit.

The Only Real Estel · 01-19-2005, 09:38 AM

Elrond: "Yes, operator, it looks like we have a problem here. Get me through to Valinor so I can speak to the Valar, & quickly!...No I do not know the number!!"

Boromir88 · 01-19-2005, 10:21 AM

Elrond forgot to take his Tums.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-19-2005, 10:40 AM

Elrond stepps on a nail.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-19-2005, 10:57 AM

Even back in the 1st Age, rush hours used to make people grumpy.

Gil-Galad · 01-19-2005, 12:01 PM

Elrond: They can take our lands no longer! we are sons of Scotland!

*everyone stops and looks at him*

Elrond: woops wrong movie...

Mithalwen · 01-19-2005, 12:49 PM

Elrond: Ok who stole my helmet?

Mithalwen · 01-19-2005, 12:51 PM

"I said ..'Cast it into the fiaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh" *dislocates jaw*

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-19-2005, 12:53 PM

Elf: Ooh, get him!
Other Elf: Oh I know, love. He looks so macho when he gets angry.

Ainaserkewen · 01-19-2005, 01:49 PM

"Gah! Gosh Darnit, I lost my helmet!"

*Elves snicker at his helmet hair.*

Esgallhugwen · 01-19-2005, 02:04 PM

Elrond: Get your hand out of the frame you ninny!

Formendacil · 01-19-2005, 02:32 PM

Elrond: "What do you mean being Gil-galad's herald prohibits me from wearing a helmet??? I'm his Heir! I need a helmet! You saw what happened to Anarion!"

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-19-2005, 04:11 PM

Elrond: Fore!

Fingolfin II · 01-19-2005, 04:38 PM

The Mouth of Sauron will never insult Elrond's mother again.

Rilwen Gamgee · 01-19-2005, 04:43 PM

[Sauron picture]:

Sauron, trying out his new excercize routine; gettin' fit and groovin' to "The Supremes' GREATEST HITS!" CD.

[Elrond picture]:

Elrond attempts to remove a rather large chunk of lembas from his pre-battle meal that was still stuck in his teeth...

luthien-elvenprincess · 01-19-2005, 05:49 PM

Elrond: "I saaaid, hoos ya momma...huh...punk!"

The Only Real Estel · 01-19-2005, 06:45 PM

Random Orc: "Hey eyebrows! I bet one day you'll have a Ranger for a son-in-law!"

Elrond: "I will NOT!!!"

The Elf-warrior · 01-19-2005, 06:46 PM

Saruman tries to escape Grima's ray gun by jumping into a makeshift space-time warp but fails.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-19-2005, 11:44 PM

Elrond: ARAGOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!! Bring me back my daughter!

01-20-2005, 04:05 AM

"it Was Never This Chuffing Cold Filming Priscilla Queen Of The Pigging Desert!!!!!!" :d

Mithalwen · 01-20-2005, 07:56 AM

Elrond pic

Bored with making glowing swords, the elven craftsmen took up orthodontics..

and a couple for Brits

Elrond din't need a Reach toothbrush because he had a flip-top head

Elrond "TRIO!, treeeoh! I want a trio and I want one now.."

Maeggaladiel · 01-20-2005, 10:40 AM

Elrond: Hmm? *looks around* What the...ISILDUR! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE CLONING MACHINE?!

Oddwen · 01-20-2005, 11:30 AM

The Sauron pic:

Sauron: Stop! In the name of love!

And the perennial Elrond pic:

Elrond: Disorder! Disorder! Disooooo-ooooo-ooorderrrrrr!

Mad Baggins · 01-20-2005, 04:28 PM

Sauron: Mommy says I have to hold someone's hand when we go into battle.

Elrond needs some Preparation H.

Fingolfin II · 01-20-2005, 05:45 PM

Arwen to Elrond: See dad? This is why I didn't tell you I was going out with Aragorn, you always overreact to things.

Gurthang · 01-20-2005, 08:56 PM

Elrond pic:

In the mad rush for the last piece of cheese, four people stepped on Lord Elrond's bad toe! Behold the power of Cheese.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-21-2005, 12:11 AM

Elrond: What's with the bloody noise?! Some people are trying to get some beauty sleep here!

Lalwendë · 01-21-2005, 01:36 AM

The rivalry was so intense at the 1,231st Annual Elven Gurning Competition that Elrond was forced to bring along a contingent of personal bodyguards.

Lhunardawen · 01-21-2005, 04:29 AM

It's always a baaad idea to make Elves, even Half ones, perspire.

01-18-2005, 08:27 AM	#3761
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Sauron: "Oh man, am I looking hot tonight!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-18-2005, 10:03 AM	#3762
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Sauron pic: looking through the eyes of the Witch King: Sauron: With this ring I thee wed.... (Every evil person deserves love) I know its wrong but I couldn't resist. __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

01-18-2005, 11:23 AM	#3763
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	From Sauron's photo album. "And this one... hmmm, looks like I dropped the camera while the lens cap was off." __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-18-2005, 04:10 PM	#3764
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The Evil Aerobic Workout: Sauron: And one, and two, and reach, and four... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-18-2005, 04:30 PM	#3765
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	The Exact Problem With Broken Thermometers Sauron: Is it hot in here or is just me? or Sauron: So you gotta ask yourself one question, do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-18-2005, 05:37 PM	#3766
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Sauron: Hi there ladies, i'm Sauron, you might of heard of me...probaly not, well i am the dark lord you know... i had some bad ring a while back but i think i'm over it...come on? who wants to be queen of mordor for a day? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-18-2005, 05:39 PM	#3767
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Another fashion pun.... Sauron: I think black is so slimming, don't you? __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

01-19-2005, 06:31 AM	#3768
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Elrond's slideshow: "And this is the time that the minibus punctured a tyre taking us to Mordor"

01-19-2005, 07:48 AM	#3769
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Elrond goes to camp... Elrond: Ahh... Look Arwen! It's a picture of you as a wittle baby!! Slide Transition...Annoyed Arwen... Elrond: And this is when...Ah! How did that get in there?! Arwen laughs mockingly... Arwen: What? Happy-Elven choir camp?... Elrond: Shutup...Next slide! ----------------------- ~Ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 01-19-2005 at 08:01 AM. Reason: have your mother in a whirl, she's not sure if your a 'it' or 'is'...*

01-19-2005, 07:54 AM	#3770
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	When greatly outnumbered Lord Elrond tries intimidation. grrrr

01-19-2005, 08:38 AM	#3771
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Tempers were frayed and competition became fierce when the Mount Doom store was down to its last packet of Mordor Muffins. Or Agent Elrond wished he hadn't fixed the Clone button so close to the Cheap Imitation Girly-Elves button. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 01-30-2005 at 02:51 PM.

01-19-2005, 08:50 AM	#3772
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	The moment to charge the enemy, an inopportune moment for a coughing fit. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-19-2005, 09:38 AM	#3773
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Elrond: "Yes, operator, it looks like we have a problem here. Get me through to Valinor so I can speak to the Valar, & quickly!...No I do not know the number!!"

01-19-2005, 10:21 AM	#3774
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Elrond forgot to take his Tums.

01-19-2005, 10:40 AM	#3775
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond stepps on a nail. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-19-2005, 10:57 AM	#3776
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Even back in the 1st Age, rush hours used to make people grumpy. __________________ Fenris Wolf

01-19-2005, 12:01 PM	#3777
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Elrond: They can take our lands no longer! we are sons of Scotland! everyone stops and looks at him Elrond: woops wrong movie... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-19-2005, 12:49 PM	#3778
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,459	Elrond: Ok who stole my helmet? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-19-2005, 12:51 PM	#3779
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,459	"I said ..'Cast it into the fiaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh" dislocates jaw __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-19-2005, 12:53 PM	#3780
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Elf: Ooh, get him! Other Elf: Oh I know, love. He looks so macho when he gets angry. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-19-2005, 01:49 PM	#3781
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	"Gah! Gosh Darnit, I lost my helmet!" Elves snicker at his helmet hair. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

01-19-2005, 02:04 PM	#3782
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	When amateurs take pictures Elrond: Get your hand out of the frame you ninny! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

01-19-2005, 02:32 PM	#3783
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Elrond: "What do you mean being Gil-galad's herald prohibits me from wearing a helmet??? I'm his Heir! I need a helmet! You saw what happened to Anarion!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-19-2005, 04:11 PM	#3784
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Elrond: Fore!

01-19-2005, 04:38 PM	#3785
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	The Mouth of Sauron will never insult Elrond's mother again. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

01-19-2005, 04:43 PM	#3786
Rilwen Gamgee Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At home. Posts: 135	[Sauron picture]: Sauron, trying out his new excercize routine; gettin' fit and groovin' to "The Supremes' GREATEST HITS!" CD. [Elrond picture]: Elrond attempts to remove a rather large chunk of lembas from his pre-battle meal that was still stuck in his teeth...

01-19-2005, 05:49 PM	#3787
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Elrond: "I saaaid, hoos ya momma...huh...punk!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-19-2005, 06:45 PM	#3788
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	orc hecklers Random Orc: "Hey eyebrows! I bet one day you'll have a Ranger for a son-in-law!" Elrond: "I will NOT!!!"

01-19-2005, 06:46 PM	#3789
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman tries to escape Grima's ray gun by jumping into a makeshift space-time warp but fails. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-19-2005, 11:44 PM	#3790
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"When Fathers Go Mad." Elrond: ARAGOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!! Bring me back my daughter! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-20-2005, 04:05 AM	#3791
Allotheria Guest Posts: n/a	Elrond says.... "it Was Never This Chuffing Cold Filming Priscilla Queen Of The Pigging Desert!!!!!!" :d

01-20-2005, 07:56 AM	#3792
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,459	Elrond pic Bored with making glowing swords, the elven craftsmen took up orthodontics.. and a couple for Brits Elrond din't need a Reach toothbrush because he had a flip-top head Elrond "TRIO!, treeeoh! I want a trio and I want one now.." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-20-2005, 10:40 AM	#3793
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Elrond: Hmm? looks around What the...ISILDUR! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE CLONING MACHINE?! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-20-2005, 11:30 AM	#3794
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	The Sauron pic: Sauron: Stop! In the name of love! And the perennial Elrond pic: Elrond: Disorder! Disorder! Disooooo-ooooo-ooorderrrrrr! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-20-2005, 04:28 PM	#3795
Mad Baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: A place where after thunder golden showers come falling like a rain of flowers. Posts: 371	Sauron: Mommy says I have to hold someone's hand when we go into battle. Elrond needs some Preparation H. __________________ I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.