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Glirdan · 09-01-2006, 08:53 AM

Fortunately, Gimli found food and wasn't hungry anymore.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-01-2006, 08:57 AM

Unfortunately, it turned out Gimli had mistaken foot with food and was now chewing on Denethor's toes

Boromir88 · 09-01-2006, 09:01 AM

Fortunately Denethor gave Gimli some Frodo Fingers and everything was completely fine...

Meneltarmacil · 09-01-2006, 09:02 AM

Unfortunately, this became so disgusting that Gimli threw himself off a cliff.

Volo · 09-01-2006, 09:11 AM

Fortunately Thorondor was just flying below and Gimli fell on his back safely.

Boromir88 · 09-01-2006, 09:27 AM

Unfortunately, Thorondor was hungry and he thought a dwarf might taste good.

Meneltarmacil · 09-01-2006, 09:32 AM

Fortunately, Gimli landed with his axe embedded in Thorondor's head.

Volo · 09-01-2006, 09:45 AM

Unfortunately Thorondor realized that and started falling down, with the screaming Gimli on his back.

Holbytlass · 09-01-2006, 09:59 AM

Fortunately, dead eagles cushion the fall.

Glirdan · 09-01-2006, 10:03 AM

Unfortunately, after you fall on a dead eagle, you start smelling like decomp. bodies.

Boromir88 · 09-01-2006, 10:03 AM

Fortunately Thorondor wasn't a a dead eagle, he was a mostly dead eagle and so he didn't smell grossly

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-01-2006, 10:27 AM

Unfortunately for Gimli, Thorondor being only a
mostly dead eagle meant he couldn't go through
Thorondor's pockets looking for loose change.

Meneltarmacil · 09-01-2006, 10:28 AM

Unfortunately, Gimli and Thorondor had landed in a dragon's lair.

EDIT: Fortunately, Gimli and Thorondor had landed in a dragon's lair, where there was a gigantic heap of loose change.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-01-2006, 10:52 AM

Unfortunately, just before the dead eagle landed
a wormhole had opened into Oz and the eagle
nudged a house so it landed on a wicked witch
(thus starting a remarkable chain of events,
including a giant Gimli being appointed King of the Munchkins).

Meneltarmacil · 09-01-2006, 04:06 PM

Fortunately, Gimli said "There's no place like home" and found himself back in Middle-Earth.

Gil-Galad · 09-01-2006, 04:24 PM

Unfortunately, Middle Earth was now Black and White

High King Fingolfin · 09-01-2006, 09:28 PM

Fortunately, color soon returned.

mark12_30 · 09-01-2006, 09:29 PM

Unfortunately, it was inverted, neon color. Nobody recognized anything and everyone wandered around lost.

Meneltarmacil · 09-01-2006, 09:40 PM

Fortunately (for the rest of the Free Peoples, that is), this caused Frodo to accidentally fall into Mount Doom while wearing the Ring.

Volo · 09-02-2006, 01:25 AM

Unfortunately (but not for Frodo) it wasn't actually Mount Doom but a bowl of porridge in the Green Dragon Inn.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2006, 07:44 AM

Fortunately, the porridge was somehow hot enoough to destroy the Ring.

mark12_30 · 09-02-2006, 07:47 AM

UNfortunately it was also hot enough to destroy Frodo.

Glirdan · 09-02-2006, 09:04 AM

Fortunately, he had a heat resisting cloak on.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2006, 09:33 AM

Unfortunately, the cloak also protected the Ring against the heat.

High King Fingolfin · 09-02-2006, 11:14 AM

Fortunately, the Ring fell out of the cloak.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-05-2006, 08:17 AM

Unfortunately, it fell into the drinking cup of
Grisnakh, who was visiting the Shire to
see his old chums Merry and Pippin (how he
escaped the nassty horseriders is another
story).

Morsul the Dark · 09-05-2006, 08:24 AM

fortunately , Frodo tricked Grishnak into giving up his glass and poured it into the pouridge

Gil-Galad · 09-05-2006, 08:36 AM

Unfortunately, Sam ate the porridge

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-05-2006, 08:37 AM

Fortunately (except for Sam) the Ring eventually
emerged again.

Gil-Galad · 09-05-2006, 08:39 AM

Unfortunatel(for sam), it was in a tumour located in his brain...for somereason...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2006, 08:40 AM

Fortunately, it covered his eye and he stumbled into the crack of Doom!

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-05-2006, 08:56 AM

Unfortunately one of the flying nazgul was
passing by and Sam fell on the Pteradactyl's back.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-05-2006, 09:12 AM

Fortunately, his weight was such that, upon hitting the pterodactyl, its neck broke and they all plummeted into the magma!

Meneltarmacil · 09-05-2006, 10:09 AM

Unfortunately, this also incinerated Sam.

Eonwe · 09-05-2006, 10:40 PM

Fortunatley...

I CHOOSE U, MAGMAR! Magmar saved the day by catching Sam before i was incinerated!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2006, 02:43 AM

Unfortunately, this means the Ring is not destroyed!

Meneltarmacil · 09-06-2006, 05:32 AM

Fortunately, Magmar tossed it in the fire.

Eonwe · 09-06-2006, 07:29 AM

Unfortunately, after he had done this, he thought better of it, and dived down and got it back. Suddendly, they had a Pokemon for a Dark Lord!

Meneltarmacil · 09-06-2006, 08:18 AM

Fortunately, the Ring had already melted.

Boromir88 · 09-06-2006, 08:22 AM

Unfortunately Sauron had manufactured 1 Million "One Ring's" and put them in Cracker Jack boxes and shipped them all over Middle-earth.

09-01-2006, 08:53 AM	#3761
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Gimli found food and wasn't hungry anymore. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-01-2006, 09:01 AM	#3763
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately Denethor gave Gimli some Frodo Fingers and everything was completely fine... __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-01-2006, 09:02 AM	#3764
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, this became so disgusting that Gimli threw himself off a cliff. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-01-2006, 09:11 AM	#3765
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunately Thorondor was just flying below and Gimli fell on his back safely. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

09-01-2006, 09:27 AM	#3766
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately, Thorondor was hungry and he thought a dwarf might taste good. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-01-2006, 09:32 AM	#3767
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Gimli landed with his axe embedded in Thorondor's head. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-01-2006, 09:45 AM	#3768
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunately Thorondor realized that and started falling down, with the screaming Gimli on his back. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

09-01-2006, 09:59 AM	#3769
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Fortunately, dead eagles cushion the fall. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

09-01-2006, 10:03 AM	#3770
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, after you fall on a dead eagle, you start smelling like decomp. bodies. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-01-2006, 10:03 AM	#3771
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately Thorondor wasn't a a dead eagle, he was a mostly dead eagle and so he didn't smell grossly __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-01-2006, 10:27 AM	#3772
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for Gimli, Thorondor being only a mostly dead eagle meant he couldn't go through Thorondor's pockets looking for loose change. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-01-2006, 10:28 AM	#3773
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Gimli and Thorondor had landed in a dragon's lair. EDIT: Fortunately, Gimli and Thorondor had landed in a dragon's lair, where there was a gigantic heap of loose change. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 09-01-2006 at 10:30 AM. Reason: Oops, cross-posted.

09-01-2006, 10:52 AM	#3774
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, just before the dead eagle landed a wormhole had opened into Oz and the eagle nudged a house so it landed on a wicked witch (thus starting a remarkable chain of events, including a giant Gimli being appointed King of the Munchkins). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-01-2006, 04:06 PM	#3775
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Gimli said "There's no place like home" and found himself back in Middle-Earth. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-01-2006, 04:24 PM	#3776
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, Middle Earth was now Black and White __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-01-2006, 09:28 PM	#3777
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, color soon returned. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-01-2006, 09:29 PM	#3778
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Unfortunately, it was inverted, neon color. Nobody recognized anything and everyone wandered around lost. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

09-01-2006, 09:40 PM	#3779
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately (for the rest of the Free Peoples, that is), this caused Frodo to accidentally fall into Mount Doom while wearing the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2006, 01:25 AM	#3780
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunately (but not for Frodo) it wasn't actually Mount Doom but a bowl of porridge in the Green Dragon Inn. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

09-02-2006, 07:44 AM	#3781
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the porridge was somehow hot enoough to destroy the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2006, 07:47 AM	#3782
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	UNfortunately it was also hot enough to destroy Frodo. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

09-02-2006, 09:04 AM	#3783
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, he had a heat resisting cloak on. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2006, 09:33 AM	#3784
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the cloak also protected the Ring against the heat. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2006, 11:14 AM	#3785
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the Ring fell out of the cloak. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-05-2006, 08:17 AM	#3786
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, it fell into the drinking cup of Grisnakh, who was visiting the Shire to see his old chums Merry and Pippin (how he escaped the nassty horseriders is another story). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-05-2006, 08:24 AM	#3787
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	fortunately , Frodo tricked Grishnak into giving up his glass and poured it into the pouridge __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-05-2006, 08:36 AM	#3788
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, Sam ate the porridge __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-05-2006, 08:37 AM	#3789
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately (except for Sam) the Ring eventually emerged again. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-05-2006, 08:39 AM	#3790
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunatel(for sam), it was in a tumour located in his brain...for somereason... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-05-2006, 08:40 AM	#3791
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, it covered his eye and he stumbled into the crack of Doom! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2006, 08:56 AM	#3792
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately one of the flying nazgul was passing by and Sam fell on the Pteradactyl's back. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-05-2006, 09:12 AM	#3793
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, his weight was such that, upon hitting the pterodactyl, its neck broke and they all plummeted into the magma! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-05-2006, 10:09 AM	#3794
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, this also incinerated Sam. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-05-2006, 10:40 PM	#3795
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunatley... I CHOOSE U, MAGMAR! Magmar saved the day by catching Sam before i was incinerated! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-06-2006, 02:43 AM	#3796
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, this means the Ring is not destroyed! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...