Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 89 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gil-Galad · 06-24-2006, 03:18 PM

Unfortunately she had multiple personalities and became rather pyscho from time to time

Brinniel · 06-24-2006, 08:01 PM

Fortunately, the penguins were able to escape from her and take refuge in Lorien.

aredhelthewhite · 06-24-2006, 09:02 PM

Unfortunately the penguins took over Lorien and something strange has happened to the elves...where have they gone?

Brinniel · 06-24-2006, 09:13 PM

Fortunately, Legolas and Gimli took over Lorien and killed all the penguins.

06-24-2006, 09:16 PM

Fourtunately Landroval was there to catch him after he was dropped

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-25-2006, 12:48 AM

Unfortunately, nobody cared as there where this really cool party going on in Dunland.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-25-2006, 02:35 AM

Fortunately, the 'cool' party was held in the Antarctic and included many Penguins

Meneltarmacil · 06-25-2006, 02:42 AM

Unfortunately, they were evil penguins and invaded Middle-Earth!

Thinlómien · 06-25-2006, 10:14 AM

Fortunately, all the evil penguins had as sensitive conscience as the werepenguin Naria Chinstrap, and like her, they all cast themselves to a gorge.

Gil-Galad · 06-25-2006, 07:20 PM

Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky and un-killable Balrog was nearby and use his awesomeness to save the penguins and make them his own personal Penguin army (Royal Balrog Penguin Corp or RBPC)

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-25-2006, 07:34 PM

Fortunately, he ran into Elrond the Swindler and not only did he give him his penguin army, but he also ended up owing him a pair of mithril socks and 10.000 barrels of snow.

Gil-Galad · 06-26-2006, 11:27 AM

Unfortunately, One Penguin was not given and he was the worst one of all, for he was THE PENGUIN OF DEATH

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-26-2006, 11:57 AM

Fortunately, he had eaten so much at the party that he was too fat to move.

Brinniel · 06-26-2006, 01:00 PM

Unfortunately, one of the 412 ways he can kill you is through his mind power.

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-28-2006, 09:10 AM

Fortunately the Penguin of Death had a very
bad sense of direction and accidentally
killed himself when his mind power boomeranged.

Meneltarmacil · 07-09-2006, 01:01 PM

Unfortunately, this caused a chain reaction that turned Arda into a giant cheeseburger.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-10-2006, 12:52 AM

fortunately it was a very delicious cheese burger

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-10-2006, 02:58 AM

Unfortunately, the only person big enough to eat it was Eru, and he was on a diet.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-10-2006, 12:12 PM

Fortunately the giant cheeseburger was very well done,
so Eru used it as the basis for a new Middle-earth
(and one that was vera delicious).

Glirdan · 07-10-2006, 02:32 PM

Unfortunately, all the peoples, animals and beings of the new Arda ate the new Arda.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-12-2006, 02:16 AM

Fortunately, the new Arda regenerated.

Meneltarmacil · 07-16-2006, 07:02 PM

Unfortunately, the part that regenerated turned into a place full of evil dragons.

Gil-Galad · 07-17-2006, 06:53 AM

Fortunately, Good-Evil Dragon eaters also emerged and set the balance in order

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-17-2006, 06:58 AM

Unfortunately, The Good-Evil Dragon eaters became too fat and upset the balance quite literally.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-17-2006, 12:44 PM

Fortunately the dragons joined Weight Watchers
and rereset the balance.

Glirdan · 07-17-2006, 12:58 PM

Unfortunately, this was all some wierd, messed up dream that Eru was having when he fell asleep half way through his favorite tv show, The Hottest Steward.

Meneltarmacil · 07-17-2006, 03:59 PM

Fortunately, everything in Middle-Earth was a lot better off in reality.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-18-2006, 01:09 AM

Unfortunately, Eru's wrath was induced when the producers of The hottest Steward made a special device that sets the viewer's television / palantir / whatever on fire when the season finally finished.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-19-2006, 01:43 PM

Fortunately for Eru, it turned out he had a
controlling interest in The Hottest Steward and
told the current producers: "You're Fired!"

High King Fingolfin · 07-19-2006, 05:38 PM

Unfortunately, the new producers were just the old producers in disguise.

Meneltarmacil · 07-19-2006, 08:14 PM

Fortunately, Frodo had reached Mount Doom and was about to drop the Ring in the fire while all this arguing over TV shows was going on.

mark12_30 · 07-19-2006, 08:21 PM

Unfortunately, nobody back in the Shire had a clue as to why Frodo's actions were important at all.

Glirdan · 07-19-2006, 09:21 PM

Fortunately, Sam sat them all down and lectured them all on Frodo's actions.

Gil-Galad · 07-20-2006, 06:53 AM

Unfortunately nobody came cause that wasn't 'hip' and sam was a geek anyways so they made fun of him so Sam ran away to join with Johnny the Stinky Balrog

High King Fingolfin · 07-20-2006, 01:21 PM

Fortunately, the 'hip' Shire sub-culture changed to accomadate Sam.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-21-2006, 08:53 AM

Unfortunately the 'hip' Shire sub-culture was taken in by
Lotho's idea of purchasing the Green Dragon and turning
it into a retro disco with Rosie as the lead attraction.

Meneltarmacil · 07-21-2006, 11:15 AM

Fortunately, this attracted Boromir the Disco King to the scene and he told everyone of Frodo and Sam's heroic deeds.

Glirdan · 07-21-2006, 11:57 AM

Unfortunately, this was impossible as Boromir was, by this time, dead.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2006, 11:58 AM

Fortunately, he was now a Barrow Wight.

High King Fingolfin · 07-21-2006, 12:16 PM

Unfortunately, he got lost on the way and ended up in the Barrow-Downs, where we all posted him out of existence.

06-24-2006, 03:18 PM	#3521
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately she had multiple personalities and became rather pyscho from time to time __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-24-2006, 08:01 PM	#3522
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Fortunately, the penguins were able to escape from her and take refuge in Lorien. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

06-24-2006, 09:02 PM	#3523
aredhelthewhite Pile O'Bones Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: old world Hithlum Posts: 11	Unfortunately the penguins took over Lorien and something strange has happened to the elves...where have they gone? __________________ Sure you can sit eatin pie all day but you could be eating pie all day playing video games

06-24-2006, 09:13 PM	#3524
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Fortunately, Legolas and Gimli took over Lorien and killed all the penguins. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

06-25-2006, 02:35 AM	#3527
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the 'cool' party was held in the Antarctic and included many Penguins __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-24-2006, 09:16 PM	#3525
Beorn Guest Posts: n/a	Fourtunately Landroval was there to catch him after he was dropped

06-25-2006, 02:42 AM	#3528
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they were evil penguins and invaded Middle-Earth! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-25-2006, 10:14 AM	#3529
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately, all the evil penguins had as sensitive conscience as the werepenguin Naria Chinstrap, and like her, they all cast themselves to a gorge. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

06-25-2006, 07:20 PM	#3530
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately Johnny the Stinky and un-killable Balrog was nearby and use his awesomeness to save the penguins and make them his own personal Penguin army (Royal Balrog Penguin Corp or RBPC) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-26-2006, 11:27 AM	#3532
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, One Penguin was not given and he was the worst one of all, for he was THE PENGUIN OF DEATH __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-26-2006, 11:57 AM	#3533
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he had eaten so much at the party that he was too fat to move. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-26-2006, 01:00 PM	#3534
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Unfortunately, one of the 412 ways he can kill you is through his mind power. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

06-28-2006, 09:10 AM	#3535
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the Penguin of Death had a very bad sense of direction and accidentally killed himself when his mind power boomeranged. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-09-2006, 01:01 PM	#3536
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, this caused a chain reaction that turned Arda into a giant cheeseburger. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-10-2006, 02:58 AM	#3538
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the only person big enough to eat it was Eru, and he was on a diet. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-10-2006, 12:12 PM	#3539
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the giant cheeseburger was very well done, so Eru used it as the basis for a new Middle-earth (and one that was vera delicious). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-10-2006, 02:32 PM	#3540
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, all the peoples, animals and beings of the new Arda ate the new Arda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-16-2006, 07:02 PM	#3542
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the part that regenerated turned into a place full of evil dragons. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-17-2006, 06:53 AM	#3543
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, Good-Evil Dragon eaters also emerged and set the balance in order __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-17-2006, 06:58 AM	#3544
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, The Good-Evil Dragon eaters became too fat and upset the balance quite literally. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-17-2006, 12:44 PM	#3545
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the dragons joined Weight Watchers and rereset the balance. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-17-2006, 12:58 PM	#3546
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, this was all some wierd, messed up dream that Eru was having when he fell asleep half way through his favorite tv show, The Hottest Steward. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-17-2006, 03:59 PM	#3547
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, everything in Middle-Earth was a lot better off in reality. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-18-2006, 01:09 AM	#3548
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Eru's wrath was induced when the producers of The hottest Steward made a special device that sets the viewer's television / palantir / whatever on fire when the season finally finished. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-19-2006, 01:43 PM	#3549
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately for Eru, it turned out he had a controlling interest in The Hottest Steward and told the current producers: "You're Fired!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-19-2006, 05:38 PM	#3550
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the new producers were just the old producers in disguise. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-19-2006, 08:14 PM	#3551
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Frodo had reached Mount Doom and was about to drop the Ring in the fire while all this arguing over TV shows was going on. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-19-2006, 08:21 PM	#3552
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Unfortunately, nobody back in the Shire had a clue as to why Frodo's actions were important at all. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-19-2006, 09:21 PM	#3553
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Sam sat them all down and lectured them all on Frodo's actions. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-20-2006, 06:53 AM	#3554
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately nobody came cause that wasn't 'hip' and sam was a geek anyways so they made fun of him so Sam ran away to join with Johnny the Stinky Balrog __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-20-2006, 01:21 PM	#3555
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the 'hip' Shire sub-culture changed to accomadate Sam. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-21-2006, 08:53 AM	#3556
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately the 'hip' Shire sub-culture was taken in by Lotho's idea of purchasing the Green Dragon and turning it into a retro disco with Rosie as the lead attraction. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-21-2006, 11:15 AM	#3557
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this attracted Boromir the Disco King to the scene and he told everyone of Frodo and Sam's heroic deeds. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-21-2006, 11:57 AM	#3558
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, this was impossible as Boromir was, by this time, dead. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-21-2006, 11:58 AM	#3559
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, he was now a Barrow Wight. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...