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Lalwendë · 04-09-2007, 05:49 AM

Boromir. A Man who fought for his kingdom. A Son who sought to please his father. A Brother who travelled into the wilderness. A Comrade who died for his desires. A Hairy Blighter in need of a good ear hair trimmer.

Morsul the Dark · 04-09-2007, 10:15 PM

boromir's coolio impression

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-10-2007, 02:23 AM

Bormir is distracted by the Blingéd Balrog!

Gil-Galad · 04-10-2007, 12:19 PM

Boromir: never gonna catch me! *arrow punctures body* oh... that aint good...

The Elf-warrior · 04-10-2007, 05:47 PM

Boromir was less than pleased with Pippin's experiments with static electricity.

Lalwendë · 04-11-2007, 03:58 AM

Even Boromir's head was in a spin about the imminent release of The Children of Hurin.

The Might · 04-11-2007, 07:08 AM

After seeing the original Superman movie, Boromir tries to spin around really fast, hoping he will thus be able to reverse the flow of time and stop Sauron before creating the Ring

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-02-2007, 01:26 AM

It was only a few minutes later that Beren realised that the only reason Luthien followed him into deepest peril was that he had a piece of delicious cheese stuck to his leg.

OR

Beren and Luthien demand a refund for their make-over.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 07-02-2007, 01:27 AM

In the Lay of Leithian there was no mention that Beren and Lúthien read too often Franz Kafka.

Lalwendë · 07-02-2007, 05:19 AM

Luthien angrily chases Beren out of the local park after noticing he did not 'scoop'.

Elmo · 07-02-2007, 06:19 AM

"When you said you wanted to dress up Luthien, this isn't what I had in mind!"

Lalwendë · 07-02-2007, 08:51 AM

Luthien: "You might be wearing a wolf-hame but it does not give you any excuse to cock your leg on my prize hemlocks!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-30-2008, 01:50 PM

Bilbo realises that, in a drunken stupor, he had drawn rather unflattering pictures of the Dwarves wearing swim suits. "My psychiatrist is going to have a feild day" he thought...

OR

Doing Elrond's Tax returns was tiresome;

Bilbo: For the last time! Shampoo is NOT tax deductible! It is not a 'work expense'!

Elrond: YES IT IS!

Lalwendë · 08-30-2008, 03:08 PM

Bilbo was a bit disappointed that Elrond had furnished him with an Elf-sized notebook and an Ent-sized pencil.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-31-2008, 04:59 PM

Bilbo was an inventer of sorts, here he has just completed Ardas biggest mousetrap ever!

or

Bilbo was not amused when the flesh eating book ate his arm

or

Bilbo just discovered the new entrance to Narnia

narfforc · 08-31-2008, 08:52 PM

For the umpteenth time Bilbo rewrites The Rid Book of Wastemuch, in the vain attempt to make it fit Peter Jacksons storyline.

Oddwen · 08-31-2008, 09:08 PM

Bilbo: Just...three more pages then...my Paper Telephone sentence will be finished...

Galadriel55 · 12-18-2010, 08:25 PM

Meadhros: Maglor, where's the light switch?
Maglor: It's everlasting darkness we're in, dude!

OR

Nob: He's back, sir, he's back!
Butterbur: Oh is he? I'll show 'im!
*goes to his cellar*
Butterbur: And what would you be doing here, Master Sauron?
Sauron: Can't you see?
Butterbur: Er........how???

OR

Frodo (holding the phial of Galadriel): Why isn't this working? It's supposed to light up!
Sam: Maybe we should change the batteries...

OR

Legolas: what happened? Why can't I see the new picture?
Aragorn: You're just getting old, pal!

Glirdan · 12-19-2010, 12:18 PM

None of the Fellowship thought Gandalf's game of hide and seek in Moria was very fun...

or

Sam: Rosie!! Rosie!! I think I've gone blind!!

Rosie: Take off your blindfold idiot!!

or

Denethor was very confused when the guards turned out the lights on his pyre of doom.

or

Peter Jackson: WHERE ARE ALL MY ACTORS!?

Elijah: We're right here!!

PJ: Where!?

Sean: Right in front of you!!

Ian: I told him that the black screen in FRONT of the actors was a bad idea

Galadriel55 · 12-19-2010, 01:16 PM

Surprisingly, a black screen can have so many hilarious captions!

voice from off stage: Sam? Rosie? *suspiciously* What are you two up to?

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-19-2010, 03:24 PM

The only known photograph of Radagast the Brown uncloaked...

Galadriel55 · 12-19-2010, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

The only known photograph of Radagast the Brown uncloaked...

How about "the only known photograph of Sauron the Black uncloaked"?

Galadriel55 · 12-30-2010, 09:05 PM

The Balrog wasn't impressed about Pippin's remark that its wings look fake.

Parmastahir · 01-03-2011, 08:30 AM

Pippin: "This myth is confirmed. Troll farts are combustible!"

Merry: "I'd say 'I told you so' if only I wished I had not told you so!"

Galadriel55 · 01-05-2011, 06:00 PM

Merry: Bilbo, we're so sorry, we lost the tickets to your party...
Bilbo: That's all right, lads! That shouldn't cause much problems: I accept lost tickets as well!
Pippin:

Beregond · 01-12-2011, 03:19 PM

After discovering ent draught came in pints, Merry and Pippin started to become positively tree-ish.

Galadriel55 · 10-20-2011, 05:58 PM

Grima sees the 13716th post of this thread.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-21-2011, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Grima sees the 13716th post of this thread.

Grima expresses frustration with the admin of acquiring an escort online.

Galadriel55 · 10-21-2011, 05:20 PM

"That fool Hama betrayed us! I told him to take Gandalf's staff, but instead he took his cloak!"

Parmastahir · 11-05-2011, 10:27 AM

that I wish I had said it! Well played, Galadriel!

Galadriel55 · 11-12-2011, 10:42 AM

Gold!!!!!!

Poor Smaug was so concerned about his hoard that he didn't even dare to go outside to eat! Look at how thin he got!

junwei6 · 06-29-2012, 03:00 AM

Eh,a very interesting game.

MCRmyGirl4eva · 06-29-2012, 06:30 AM

Bilbo, considering the script, finds himself suddenly wishing that he had followed his mother's advice to not become an adult movie star.

Kitanna · 06-29-2012, 06:40 AM

Dwarf poetry is so terrible, Bilbo thought. How am I supposed to tell them "as pretty as a solid rock formation" is not considered a compliment to elves?

MCRmyGirl4eva · 06-29-2012, 09:48 AM

Eowyn notices that Faramir has a little orc blood in his hair.

Inziladun · 06-29-2012, 10:01 AM

"Psst! Lord Faramir! You know this is your father's funeral, right?"

04-09-2007, 05:49 AM	#1
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Boromir. A Man who fought for his kingdom. A Son who sought to please his father. A Brother who travelled into the wilderness. A Comrade who died for his desires. A Hairy Blighter in need of a good ear hair trimmer. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-09-2007, 10:15 PM	#2
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	boromir's coolio impression __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-10-2007, 02:23 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bormir is distracted by the Blingéd Balrog! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-10-2007, 12:19 PM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Boromir: never gonna catch me! arrow punctures body oh... that aint good... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-10-2007, 05:47 PM	#5
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Boromir was less than pleased with Pippin's experiments with static electricity. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-11-2007, 03:58 AM	#6
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Even Boromir's head was in a spin about the imminent release of The Children of Hurin. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-11-2007, 07:08 AM	#7
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	After seeing the original Superman movie, Boromir tries to spin around really fast, hoping he will thus be able to reverse the flow of time and stop Sauron before creating the Ring __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

07-02-2007, 01:26 AM	#8
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It was only a few minutes later that Beren realised that the only reason Luthien followed him into deepest peril was that he had a piece of delicious cheese stuck to his leg. OR Beren and Luthien demand a refund for their make-over. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-02-2007, 01:27 AM	#9
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	In the Lay of Leithian there was no mention that Beren and Lúthien read too often Franz Kafka. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

07-02-2007, 05:19 AM	#10
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Luthien angrily chases Beren out of the local park after noticing he did not 'scoop'. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-02-2007, 06:19 AM	#11
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	"When you said you wanted to dress up Luthien, this isn't what I had in mind!" __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

07-02-2007, 08:51 AM	#12
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Luthien: "You might be wearing a wolf-hame but it does not give you any excuse to cock your leg on my prize hemlocks!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2008, 01:50 PM	#13
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo realises that, in a drunken stupor, he had drawn rather unflattering pictures of the Dwarves wearing swim suits. "My psychiatrist is going to have a feild day" he thought... OR Doing Elrond's Tax returns was tiresome; Bilbo: For the last time! Shampoo is NOT tax deductible! It is not a 'work expense'! Elrond: YES IT IS! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-30-2008, 03:08 PM	#14
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Bilbo was a bit disappointed that Elrond had furnished him with an Elf-sized notebook and an Ent-sized pencil. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-31-2008, 08:52 PM	#16
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Lord of the Wrongs.net For the umpteenth time Bilbo rewrites The Rid Book of Wastemuch, in the vain attempt to make it fit Peter Jacksons storyline. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-31-2008, 09:08 PM	#17
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Someone didn't read the rules. Bilbo: Just...three more pages then...my Paper Telephone sentence will be finished... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-18-2010, 08:25 PM	#18
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,515	Meadhros: Maglor, where's the light switch? Maglor: It's everlasting darkness we're in, dude! OR Nob: He's back, sir, he's back! Butterbur: Oh is he? I'll show 'im! goes to his cellar Butterbur: And what would you be doing here, Master Sauron? Sauron: Can't you see? Butterbur: Er........how??? OR Frodo (holding the phial of Galadriel): Why isn't this working? It's supposed to light up! Sam: Maybe we should change the batteries... OR Legolas: what happened? Why can't I see the new picture? Aragorn: You're just getting old, pal! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-19-2010, 12:18 PM	#19
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	None of the Fellowship thought Gandalf's game of hide and seek in Moria was very fun... or Sam: Rosie!! Rosie!! I think I've gone blind!! Rosie: Take off your blindfold idiot!! or Denethor was very confused when the guards turned out the lights on his pyre of doom. or Peter Jackson: WHERE ARE ALL MY ACTORS!? Elijah: We're right here!! PJ: Where!? Sean: Right in front of you!! Ian: I told him that the black screen in FRONT of the actors was a bad idea __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-19-2010, 01:16 PM	#20
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,515	Surprisingly, a black screen can have so many hilarious captions! voice from off stage: Sam? Rosie? suspiciously What are you two up to? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-19-2010, 03:24 PM	#21
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The only known photograph of Radagast the Brown uncloaked... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-30-2010, 09:05 PM	#23
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,515	The Balrog wasn't impressed about Pippin's remark that its wings look fake. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera Last edited by Galadriel55; 12-31-2010 at 12:11 PM.

01-03-2011, 08:30 AM	#24
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Middle-earth Mythbusters Pippin: "This myth is confirmed. Troll farts are combustible!" Merry: "I'd say 'I told you so' if only I wished I had not told you so!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

01-05-2011, 06:00 PM	#25
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,515	Merry: Bilbo, we're so sorry, we lost the tickets to your party... Bilbo: That's all right, lads! That shouldn't cause much problems: I accept lost tickets as well! Pippin: __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

01-12-2011, 03:19 PM	#26
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,251	After discovering ent draught came in pints, Merry and Pippin started to become positively tree-ish. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

10-20-2011, 05:58 PM	#27
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,515	Grima sees the 13716th post of this thread. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-21-2011, 05:20 PM	#29
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,515	You know someone has to do this... "That fool Hama betrayed us! I told him to take Gandalf's staff, but instead he took his cloak!" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-05-2011, 10:27 AM	#30
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	That was so good . . . that I wish I had said it! Well played, Galadriel! __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

11-12-2011, 10:42 AM	#31
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,515	Gold!!!!!! Poor Smaug was so concerned about his hoard that he didn't even dare to go outside to eat! Look at how thin he got! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

06-29-2012, 03:00 AM	#32
junwei6 Banned Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1	Game Eh,a very interesting game.

06-29-2012, 06:30 AM	#33
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Bilbo, considering the script, finds himself suddenly wishing that he had followed his mother's advice to not become an adult movie star. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

06-29-2012, 06:40 AM	#34
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Dwarf poetry is so terrible, Bilbo thought. How am I supposed to tell them "as pretty as a solid rock formation" is not considered a compliment to elves? __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-29-2012, 09:48 AM	#35
MCRmyGirl4eva Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The Elvenking's Halls Posts: 425	Eowyn notices that Faramir has a little orc blood in his hair. __________________ "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit..." "'Well, I'm back.' said Sam."

06-29-2012, 10:01 AM	#36
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	"Psst! Lord Faramir! You know this is your father's funeral, right?" __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.