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09-17-2006, 02:18 PM
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Laconic Loreman
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Going further off of Hookbill's:
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Gandalf: A palantir is a dangerous tool Saruman! Saruman: Who said I have a palantir? It's a magic 8 ball.
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09-17-2006, 04:33 PM
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Saruman: I've got a present for you. Close your eyes and open your mouth.
OR Saruman: Oh, you think I'm in league with Sauron, do you? Well, let's just call him and find out shall we? Hm? Would you like that? Gandalf: Okay then. Saruman: I'll do it! I really will. If that's what it will take. You know... Because I'm not! Really! I'm not! You want me to call him? Gandalf: Okay. Saruman: I will! I'll do it... I will... Oh I can't bare it anymore! I AM in league with Sauron! I can't bare the guilt!
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09-17-2006, 05:00 PM
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Neither Saruman or Gandalf belived that super-glue had been used on the clothing covering the palantir and now they were helplessly stuck.
or To replace a palantir with an angry dwarf was considerd bad taste by Wizards, but Gandalf did not care one bit. or The Wizards had lost their staffs and had to use the palantir as support.
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09-25-2006, 02:48 AM
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New?
Orc: I think it's time for a new Picture!
 Denethor lost his Teddy Bear!  OR The Steward learns not to play with fire the hard way.
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09-25-2006, 02:55 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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Years of sitting on cold marble had given Denethor a serious haemmorhoid problem.
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Gordon's alive!
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09-25-2006, 03:12 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
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"Achooo!"
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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09-25-2006, 03:50 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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At Home With The Stewards.
"Sharrronnn!!!"
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Gordon's alive!
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09-25-2006, 03:54 AM
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After losing both arms, Denethor found it hard to play Tennis and so gave up.
OR Boromir: Father... I'm... a member of the Gandalf the grey fan club! Denethor: No-oooooooo!
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09-27-2006, 01:33 PM
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Inspired by...
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PJ: So, you run in, sword flailing, and you say, "Back to the second level" then an Orc comes at you and- are you listening to me? Ian: Ho-ho-ho! Phantom, you really don't like that Alien!  (Yes, Gil, I'm always promoting my Newspaper.  )
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09-27-2006, 01:52 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
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The real reason Gandalf was of no fixed abode....
Gandalf's builder explains why they have gone so much over budget and that it is going to cost an awful lot more to finish his house .....
PJ: "You agreed to the Belfalas marble... it is top quality but we had to ship it from Dol Amroth and get dwarves to work it..... then you changed the plain glazing to finest Lamedon stained glass.. sure we could cut corners but you won't get on "grand designs"....and Sarumna will laugh at you... "
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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09-27-2006, 04:09 PM
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PJ: "Right, take this & look at it - this is how I want your dance to go at the Party."
Gandalf: "But...these are just simple drawings of stick-figures in barely altered positions." PJ: "You're supposed to staple them together and then flip through them quickly. It makes it look like they're moving. I've got one that'll show you how to dance The Tarantella as well." |
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09-27-2006, 05:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf reads his cable bill.
Gandalf: "100 Ducats! But all the pay-per-view movies were pathetic!"
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09-28-2006, 03:29 AM
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it took a while for P.J and Ian to work out how many were in the fellowship
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10-27-2006, 04:17 AM
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The next picture was so bright, Boromir had to wear shades.
  Sam: I'm not taking another step until he apologises! Frodo: He's a scarecrow! He's inanimate! Scarecrow: You don't have to hurt my feelings! OR Scarecrow: Give me a hug!
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10-27-2006, 04:22 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
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Frodo did not know who would be the best to bring on his journey.
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10-27-2006, 05:09 AM
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Frodo and Sam glanced at each other, not sure if they could believe that the scarecrow had caught that big fish.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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10-27-2006, 06:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Frodo: Come on, Sam. Really, how bad could it get?
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10-27-2006, 06:33 AM
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Frodo: I knew I shouldn't have let him watch Jeepers Creepers.
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11-25-2006, 03:32 PM
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Legolas: Urg! Balrog breath!
OR Aragorn's lack of washing really began to go too far.
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11-25-2006, 04:13 PM
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Wight
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Just WHAT in the WORLD are you doing with my shampoo??????
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11-25-2006, 06:21 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Legolas: No Pippin, I don't want to see your Moria sculpture made of dwarf bones.
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11-25-2006, 11:36 PM
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Pile O'Bones
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Oooooh! Shiny!
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I tried my luck at real romance...I think I'll stick to loving Hobbits instead. |
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11-25-2006, 11:39 PM
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Pile O'Bones
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 Hope that worked!
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I tried my luck at real romance...I think I'll stick to loving Hobbits instead. |
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12-04-2006, 10:52 AM
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Pile O'Bones
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We've had one yes, but what about second lunch?
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01-05-2007, 11:40 AM
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Aragorn: Maybe if we all leave quickly, Denethor won't notice the damage we did during the party last night...
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01-05-2007, 12:39 PM
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Laconic Loreman
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Aragorn empties Minas Tirith to go on the Holy Crusade in searching for the Holy Picture of Argghhhh...
 Boromir: Shh! Keep your voice down, there's a strange elf that has a sinister look on his face standing right over you! Aragorn: Thanks a lot, now you just tipped him off that we're on to him.
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01-05-2007, 12:49 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
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Previous pic
(The future king with friend and bodyguards). Discreet close protection was not a concept that had reached Minas Tirith.
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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01-05-2007, 12:53 PM
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Laconic Loreman
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Boromir and Aragorn discuss the annoyance with Elrond's insistance a super-human (err elf) robot bodyguard travel along with the Fellowship.
Boromir: I mean he is constantly taking all my glory with his fancy robot moves. Aragorn: Oh, that's not even the worst of it. He says the most obvious things.
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01-05-2007, 01:15 PM
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Boromir: So there I was, surrounded by at least 10 Nazgul
Aragorn: There only are 9 Legolas: looking at his reflection *Am I looking great today or what?*
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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01-12-2007, 09:34 AM
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Pippin: Frodo! You've just won £1 million-billion and loads of stuff!
Merry: But you only have three minutes to live!
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02-21-2007, 12:28 AM
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Gandalf: Look! It's time for a NEW picture! Okay?
Uruk: Never!  Gollum: Why are the steps on this ladder so small? OR Gollum tries out his home made Television...
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02-21-2007, 12:35 AM
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Spawn: Nilp...my precious...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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02-21-2007, 01:48 AM
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Prison would teach Gollum a thing or two about stalking. Okay, not really.
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02-21-2007, 02:39 AM
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The advertisment for "Adventures of Gollum", a film in which Gollum goes on a quest to find his mother Ungoliant.
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02-21-2007, 06:29 AM
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^^
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Enedwaith, to keep this on topic . . . Gollum: What does this lever do . . .
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-21-2007, 12:27 PM
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The Poster for a new reality show where the Nine Walkers are closed in a house together and Gollum acts as Big Brother
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04-09-2007, 01:20 AM
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Alive without breath
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Boromir: Did someone say there's a sale on at Tesco?
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Boromir just realised he forgot his army of laser shooting bears and ninja wizards behind and has to hurry back and get them.
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Boromir suffered a most gruesome death, being pulled apart by static electricity.
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