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07-17-2006, 10:49 AM
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Notice the bright light in the background
Saruman: Did you leave the fridge door open again?
OR Saruman: Did you touch my glowworm experiment again?
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07-17-2006, 01:39 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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PM me where this from and you get cookies
Grima: Little does he know is that i have another plan for his Uruk-Hai, one that doesn't involve taking over the world
Saruman:Grima... you are talking in a normal indoor speaking voice Grima:...That i am! *whisper*little does he kno- Saruman: Grima get me my Tea!
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07-18-2006, 12:53 AM
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Saruman: *with finger on trap door release* Just move a little more to the left, would you?
OR Saruman: For the last time, Grima, you can't have my priceless portrait of Sauron in his Hippie days. I saving it for blackmail.
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07-18-2006, 06:38 AM
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Wight
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Saruman: look for the last time you can't have any of the candles because then i'd be able to see your face!! (thinking) His face is worse than Gandalf uncloaked!!
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07-18-2006, 06:54 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Grima: Hey, why are you in my room? Hey that's...that's...MY DIARY!
Saruman: And very educational it is, too. I especially enjoyed your little love poems to a certian Rohirric Shieldmaid... Grima: NOOOOOO!!
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07-18-2006, 07:04 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
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Saruman: Soon Rohan will fall. . . .
Grima: I once ate a whole apricot ! Saruman: ? ? ?
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07-18-2006, 09:02 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: [reading] "... and they all lived happily ever after." [closes book] Now, for the thousandth time, Grima, go to sleep!
Grima: One more time! One more time!
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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08-03-2006, 02:06 PM
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Try this ye sir!
 Gandalf: Psst! Aragorn! Your fly is undone. Aragorn: You don't have to shout. OR Gandalf: Want to hear a joke?
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08-03-2006, 02:47 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
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Washes whiter
Gandalf , confidentiality : "No actually it it the same robes and hair - I just discovered Persil and John Frieda haircare. Modern detergents are very effective Aragorn, you should try them sometime.... or maybe even good old fashioned soap"
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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08-03-2006, 03:22 PM
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Illustrious Ulair
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Gandalf: 'Fear not Aragorn. When I died & passed beyond thought & time I was given a list of instructions by Eru to guide me in the battle against Sauron. He said He could not communicate with me directly but that in great need I could call for the instructions to appear upon the air in letters wrought from the Secret Fire itself! I have never yet attempted to read them, but now, as we set out upon the last & most dangerous stage of our Quest, I shall do so!'
'By my authority as Servant of the Secret Fire, I would see the first of Eru's instructions!' The air begins to glow & letters appear in white fire before Gandalf. 'Eman! Ym saw taht! Yargoof flodnag!' Aragorn: 'And what does it mean, O wise Counsellor, Hope of the West?' Gandalf: 'It is in the tongue of Valinor, which few in Middle-earth can now understand.' Aragorn: 'Yes?' Gandalf: 'Er...In the Common Speech it says: 'Milk! Two pints semi-skimmed! Washing up liquid!' Aragorn:  'What can it mean?'Gandalf: 'It means He's mixed up his list of instructions to guide me in the saving of Middle-earth with his shopping list. It also means we're in deep trouble. |
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08-03-2006, 04:27 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
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Aragorn: "Gandalf...there's a...recent prediciment that came up while at Rivendell that I, uh...need your advice on."
Gandalf: "Oh, I get it - kids in the backseat cause accidents and accidents in the back seats cause kids, eh?"  
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08-03-2006, 04:34 PM
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Gandalf: Defend Helms Deep? Bwa ha ha! Against 10,000 Uruks? Ha ha ha! Who's stupid Idea was that?
Aragorn: Erm... yours. Gandalf: ... OR Gandalf can't contain his amusement as he talks to Aragorn and notices his wig is flapping up.
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08-07-2006, 08:42 AM
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You can't see it, but Aragorn is wearing one of those comedy glasses with plastic nose and moustache. Gandalf is amused.
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08-07-2006, 09:44 AM
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Fading Fëanorion
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At last Aragorn stirred. 'Gandolf!' he said. 'Beyond all hope you return to us in our need! What veil was over my sight? Gandolf Foogray!'
'Gandolf,' the old man repeated. 'Yes, that was the name. I was Gandolf Foogray.' 'Ha! Saruman!' Aragorn answered in triumph. 'I knew it was you. I tricked you! I tricked you!' And with these words he swung Andúril at the White Wizards head who fell down and was no more. But the malice of Saruman was not undone, for when Gimli looked closer at the corpse it still remained in the shape of their old friend. 'Alas! the forgetfulness of the old!" cried Legolas. |
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08-07-2006, 10:19 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Aragorn: Well if you're Gandolf Foogray, then I am Arrowgone son of Arrowstorm Hair of Helen Dills son His Ill Door and my companions are Leggy Lass and Jim Lee
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08-21-2006, 06:44 AM
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PJ demonstrates how he wil operate the giant Shelob robot.
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08-21-2006, 07:18 AM
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Laconic Loreman
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PJ: Ok, Round 4 now, you're not doing bad, just hang in there. Stay fast and stay alert for that stinger...jab and move, quick, jab and move.
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08-21-2006, 08:57 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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PJ tells of his forays in the square ring, when as a youth he was slightly slimmer and a bit fitter
PJ: I went to the centre of the ring and threw a left then a right, followed by a swift uppercut. Then this other bloke got in the ring and I thought, what the hell does he want. Well he hit me so hard I had to pay to get back in. My manager pushed me back into the ring, and this other bloke hit me again, well that made me so angry I lost my temper along with my two front teeth and a pint of blood, I proceeded to hit his fist as hard as could with my face, and at the end I was so glad I did'nt have to walk back to the dressing room. Sean: What was your record? PJ: Ten fights, lost two, chickened out of eight.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. |
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08-21-2006, 11:24 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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PJ: "Look, the studio has decided they want a bigger audience for this film, so we're aiming for a U certificate. Rather than all this stabbing and violence, we thought we'd have a nice, domesticated spider, and this will be The Farm of Cirith Ungol. You'll be milking Shelob instead. Like this. Whaddya reckon?"
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08-21-2006, 07:05 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
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PJ's getting carried away again...
PJ: "I think it'd be cool if we went kind've Jackie Chan with this spider-battling scene, maybe strike one of his poses - something like this? In fact, it probably wouldn't hurt you to throw in a bit of a Chinese accent - if you think you can."
Sean: "You're a nut." |
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08-22-2006, 01:16 AM
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Alive without breath
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PJ: Have you seen the NEWs?
 Barrow Wight: Please help me! I need a shave! Frodo:  OR B-W: Psst! Want some cheap DVDs? OR yet! Frodo: Sorry, Lobelia! You still can't have Bag End! I don't care if you've gone on a shaving strike.
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08-22-2006, 06:37 AM
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Quote:
or BW: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees!
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08-22-2006, 06:47 AM
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Maundering Mage
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B-W: Listen to me little boy! I do not want to buy a magazine subscription to help out your school, now go away!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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08-22-2006, 07:14 AM
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Laconic Loreman
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For any Family Guy watchers....
BW: Have you come to deliver my paper little boy?...oh you're such a sweet boy...I got some candy for you, ya just come on inside and I'll give you some candy. What a nice little boy. Frodo: Umm...I think I better get going now. BW: Nonsense, I have candy, just come into my barrow.
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08-22-2006, 10:01 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
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The Barrow-Wight apprehends a forum spammer.
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08-31-2006, 01:59 PM
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Alive without breath
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Gandalf leaps at the opportunity of a new picture!
 The Hobbits combine their mugs in the hope of creating one SUPER MUG. OR Merry is pleased with his super gluing mug trick...
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Odinic Wanderer
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For some reason the hobbits was very pleased with Hookbills attempt to spread "Crazy Captions" to "Barrow-Downs Produkts" . . .
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They were right next to each other on my User CP thing... I was hoping no one had noticed...Anyway... Merry: Ha-ha! My mug is the biggest! You owe me one Barrow Pound, Pip.
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08-31-2006, 02:24 PM
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Maundering Mage
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It had been agreed upon and was sealed with a toast that to enter their secret society that Samwise would throw a pumpkin at Rosie Cotton.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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08-31-2006, 04:31 PM
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Hobbits, super glue, and ale never mix well together.....
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09-05-2006, 10:49 AM
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Alive without breath
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Smaug: Yeah, I had a dog once... He's in here somewhere...
Dog: *Muffled howl*
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09-05-2006, 11:43 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
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Smaug the Golden, inventor of Bling
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09-06-2006, 02:47 AM
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Bilbo: Hmmm... Maybe Thorin should have given me a bigger bag...
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09-06-2006, 06:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Smaug: You're a hobbit!? I thought you were a crash-test-dummy.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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09-07-2006, 08:22 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
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look closely...
Out of all that gold Smaug espies the two eggs over-easy...
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09-07-2006, 06:56 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
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Although she was pleased with the straw-to-gold trick, the girl wasn't to thrilled upon discovering the damsel-to-dragon part of it in the fine print of Rumpelstiltskin's contract.
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Saruman: Must... have... the... precious...
PJ: Now-now! I've told you, it's pronounced 'script'.
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Boromir: Gondorians! I present, the new picture!
 Saruman: Guess what's under here! Go on! You’ll never guess! Gandalf: Erm... A palantir. Saruman: ... ... Blast. OR Saruman: Feel it! Real silk! Gandalf: Hmm. I see. Are you feeling okay?
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman teaches Gandalf to do the Hokey Pokey
S: You put one hand in, you put one hand out...
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: My secret weapon is right under here! But before I reveal it I must first say this: I am the fire that burns your hat!
Gandalf: Um, Saruman, I think your thinking of the wrong thread.
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