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Old 04-07-2003, 03:27 PM   #1
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*walking along*

Daddy, you look bad in that nightgown.

What did you say? And what did I tell you about dates with Aragorn...

Nothing, daddy. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 04-07-2003, 03:27 PM   #2
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OMG!! That was hillarious!!! *cries from laughing so hard* "A foul wind blows from the east", when I saw that I cracked up laughing!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Great job, Mornie Alantie! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Airehiriel thank you very much for the encouraging comments! I'm glad you liked my scene. Now hopefully I can think up some other ones. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

He he he... I just read yours GaladrieloftheOlden, Daddy knows best...

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Old 04-07-2003, 07:07 PM   #3
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Now hopefully I can think up some other ones.
I came up with a few, but it seems my humor well has dried up for a moment. I don't know if I can do better than the "Pool of a Took" I wasn't even sure if everyone would get my meaning! I contemplated keeping it out.

Now Oddwen, for example, seems to have an endless supply of really funny stuff. And GaladrieloftheOlden is running close behind.

I wouldn't want to exclude anyone though! I don't think I've seen a bad one yet! Some just possess a better mastery of humor than others. I usually fall in the "other" category, but I love to try, and I REALLY love when I get comments about it! Then I know other people didn't roll their eyes and say, "STU-PID!" Or perhaps they did and are just trying to be nice!!! Ahhhhhhh

I want to thank everyone who has posted a scene. I love the last one's Mornie!! Laughing is my favorite thing to do, and you guys make it easy!! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


~edit~ so sorry Galadrieloftheolden!! Somehow the sentences got all mixed up. Hmmm...it was probably the COMPUTERS fault, because I'm sure it wasn't MINE...uhhh, yeah...you believe it, don't you?!

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Old 04-07-2003, 07:59 PM   #4
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Speaking of Oddwen... *cough cough*


So, Boromir, who do you think is the better looking brother?

The same answer as always, li'l bro! Me, that's who!


I mean who else can...


Can it, Boz!


Ohhh, going all Leggy on me? Well at least I don't have a big nose!


I have a big nose??? Oh wait'll I tell Daddy!!


Oh fine li'l bro, go squeal! But Daddy likes me best!


Oh, boo hoo! Stop calling me that, you big fat-nosed-uppity-jawed-brat! DADDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Old 04-07-2003, 08:25 PM   #5
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F: Oh Daaaadyyyyy he called me a...
D: Not again! How many times do I have to tell you boys to stop fighting??!


But he says that I have a big nose and his is much bigger than mine! *sob*


It is not! Wahhh! *hits Faramir*

[img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] <<(Meet Denethor since there are no more pictures and I haven't the heart to use the same one more than once in a single post, *wink*)
Stop it! Faramir, if you hit him back I'll ground you!


*pout*

[img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
There, now isn't that better?


*grump* I do NOT have a big nose, *grumble plot*


Do too, you big...

(The Big D again) Alright! Both of you go to your rooms!

(Both) Awww.....


Yeah, kinda dumb. Oh well. Tweak didn't like it, so it must have some promise. *winkwink*
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Old 04-07-2003, 10:43 PM   #6
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Sibiling rivalry, what fun!! lol I came up with another idea that continues the brush saga. Hopefully, you get as much of a kick out of it as I did.

F: Is that Merry and Pippin?
S: I believe so, Mr. Frodo.


M: Run! Legolas is right behind us!!
P: He's on a rampage for his brush!!!


S: Oh no, he's in full armor!!
F: What have they done?!!


I will make the thieves suffer!!!


S: Quick hide, Mr. Frodo!


S: What's he doing?
F: It looks like he's sniffing...


*sniff sniff* Yes, I'm close. Soon I will have my precious brush back again!


My preciousssss...


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Old 04-07-2003, 11:42 PM   #7
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Once again, Oddwen, you've managed to tickle my funnybone. And you've revived an idea I had a while ago but forgot before I could make it a reality:

How Sauron's Downfall was REALLY Brought About:


If you do not yield to our commands, we will smite you with a great and terrible force, Sauron.


...


You asked for it. Faramir?


All right, fellas. Hand me the black pepper.


*sniff* Ah... ahhh...


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...!

*CHOOOOOOOO!*


*BOOM!*


*cough* Thank you, Faramir. If we are ever in need of your... prominent nose again, we will give you a ring.
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Old 04-07-2003, 11:44 PM   #8
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Really? My very own ring of power?


No, you idiot! A ring as in a telephone call! It's a... oh, nevermind, let's just go....
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Old 04-08-2003, 12:12 AM   #9
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This one comes straight from my favorite thread; I just couldn't help myself. ~SPECIAL THANKS TO SKIPPY THE NAZGUL~


It's not fair! I should have been born a man.

I knew it! I knew you only hung around Aragorn to get to Arwen!
*silence*

*whispers* Shut up, Pip!! That's not what she meant!
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Old 04-08-2003, 08:57 AM   #10
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You know, Gandalf, I was just thinking that I can make better smoke things than you.


*thinks to self* Must be crack in his pipe.


Further more, I think mine look cooler than yours, too!


*thinks: Definately crack* says: You've got to be kidding me!


*chuckles* Oh, no! I'm quite serious!


Well, fool of a Baggins, try THIS on for size!


(blows shape of Balrog complete with cracking whip) How's that, huh?! How do you like them cookies?! What do you say to that? Eh, Eh? Pretty cool, huh?!


AHHHHHHHH, stupid Gandalf!! Always stealing the show!!!

*Gandalf thinks* definately crack.

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Old 04-08-2003, 09:42 AM   #11
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Arawethiel, your's were brilliant!!!!! Flip back to page one, and check out my first one; your two scenes about the theft of Legolas's brush go with it perfectly!!

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Yeah, those last two scenes were really funny! I hate this, but I've got so much homework I don't have the time to come up with my own.

Chao!

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Old 04-08-2003, 04:23 PM   #13
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Maya, you missed my point. "The latter" meant they were bad. Not good. See the difference? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Sorry, I couldn't help but make another one...

Look! Wow!

Aragorn: Look! I'm there!

*tries not to cry* But I'm not! *breaks down and sobs*
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Old 04-08-2003, 05:25 PM   #14
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These have been really good, everyone. Oddwen, Galadrieloftheolden, where do you get your ideas? Thanks everyone who liked Bill the Balrog; I was afraid that it would turn out poorly.
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Old 04-08-2003, 06:02 PM   #15
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Galadrieloftheolden, [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] apparently I hadn't completed my thought when I wrote the part about you running close behind. My point was SUPPOSED to be that ---NO WAIT! I see what I did. I was making a comment at the end about how Oddwen seemed to have an endless supply of funny ones, and I couldn't quite remember who I was thinking of that was similarly exceedingly funny, so I went back and checked. That comment should have come right after the one about Oddwen's!!! In fact, the comment about Oddwen should have been the second paragraph! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] So sorry! Here, let me edit that post, and you can go back and read how it should look. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

SO SORRY!!! I was trying to complement you, but then it comes out after me making a comment about something not being funny!! Totally my mistake!(Wish they made a sheepish or embarassed graemlin!)

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*yawns* What time is it?
Day time! Ever see the sun shine at night?
Thank you, oh wonderous Elf, for your overwhelming ability to state the obvious! I am so not worthy of being in your presence.
As it is said in the Common Tongue: Flattery will get you nowhere.
Um, that was sarcasm, Lego.
Huh?
Um...Arcasmsay, Egolay!
Shut yo' mouth!

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Old 04-08-2003, 07:10 PM   #17
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Heehee!
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Oddwen, Galadrieloftheolden, where do you get your ideas?
Usually from demented dreams that I have. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] My nights are rather restless... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Edit: Except I take out any perverted parts. Or at least any overly perverted parts...

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"We know that an alliance once existed between elves and men."




"We also know this."



"I don't think you do."



"We seriously do."



"Well you don't have to get all mad about it. Maybe we won't help you--**passes gas** OH Wooops>"



"Good Iluvatar Man! Have Mercy!"



"Sorry."



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"Ah man, I was just here for show, I didn't think I would have to fight."



"Well now you must. Come!"



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Thank you Sapphire_Flame!! You're right, mine does go along with the hair products theme. He he, "I just wanted to have pretty hair!" *Wipes tear from eye* I loved that line! All the new scenes are quite amusing too! I think I'm going to laugh myself to pieces at this rate!

I thought of another Legolas scene at school today. I can't seem to stop making fun of him...

The Legolas
I Love Me Show!


I am so wonderful! I look stunning in whatever I do!!


I look good shooting my bow...


hiding in bushes...


and I have a breath taking smile even during battle!


Umm...Legolas what about that time at Helm's Deep?


*Flashback*

DIE!!!


Oh that, well the stupid orc made me break a nail so I had to kill him.


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Old 04-08-2003, 07:29 PM   #21
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Lol! And that's also a good one, Iarbarion! That inspired me...

I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. The old alliances are still dead. Goodbye.

Huh?
Oh!


I'm gonna get you, Haldir! I know what you did last summer!

You do???? Okay, I'm staying.

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Gee I haven't been here in awhile....well anyways, I found more pics you can use Here
this looks fun, you've done some good job, let me try



One Ring to Rule them all, huh?



Bilbo, what do you have?



Nothing, see?



Don't look at me like that...

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Lame lame I know, what do you expect, I havn't been here since forever...
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((In the Dead Marshes))



Gollum, I see dead people



Calls us Smeagol, dangit



Please Mr. Frodo, let me kill him...

((Later on))



*Gasp!* Gimli! Do I have a ZIT!????



Yes you do! Bring your pretty face to my axe and I'll get it for you!



You wouldn't dare!

To be continued, maybe....
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Cool! Thanks for the new pics Samwise!! I shall have to try some out, soon...veeerrryyy sooon...Muahhahaahhha!
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LIKE NOW!!


I'm sick of everyone talking about Boromir the Disco King. Has anyone seen ME dance?


(bursts out laughing) HAH! Gandalf, you dance?


Well, no, but I mean, why should Boromir automatically get to be Disco King when I haven't tried out yet?


You're going to try out?!


Well, not right now. I am going to get some instruction first. I must be prepared for this, you know.


Saurman, you used to be able to cut a mean rug. Could you teach me to disco?

I will teach you some tricks, old friend.
(When he says "old friend" you have to picture him saying it sarcastically.)

*after 2 intense hours*


Ohhh, no Saruman, I wanted to learn DISCO, not break dancing.


My bad, old friend. Never learned Disco.
Try Elrond. I heard he used to go in for that stuff.

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Elrond, could you please teach me to Disco?


Ohhhh, gawd, you CAN'T be serious.


(kind of sheepishly) Well, yes. I want to try and beat Boromir.


Ohhh, PLEASE don't make me relive those days. I buried them, and now I am trying to forget them.
Go away, Gandalf. And don't ask me again.
Try Galadriel, she used to be a dancer.


Galadriel, would you please teach me to Disco Dance?


Foolish Wizard! Who told you I Discoed?!


ahhh, Elrond did!


That's a shame. I will have to kill him, then. I will NOT teach you to disco, Gandalf. But I know one who can. The Balrog of Moria used to be a really hot...uhhh, I mean, a great dancer.
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I can't believe I'm about to ask the Balrog for dancing lessons.


Uhh, Flame of Udun, would you, perhaps, teach me to Disco? I have heard that you were once the best in the world.


Well,did you now? I bet it was Galadriel...she and I used to really break it down.
Well, it won't be easy, and you'll have to work hard. I am a very tough teacher.


I'm ready.

*Days are spent dancing, and learning moves over and over again.*


*whip cracks* NO Gandalf! Not the right foot, the LEFT FOOT! How many times do I have to tell you?!

*Finally, after weeks of practice, Gandalf stands before the Balrog and shows what he's learned.*


Yes, Gandalf, very good. I especially like the incoporation of your sword and staff. Excellent. You may just beat your little Boromir yet! I am confident you are at least as good as he.


Oh, thank you, Balrog. That means so much to me. When I go back, I will dance for your honor!

*returns*


Ohh, Boromir....

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Boromir, it is time for me to dance your socks off!

I've asked help from Saruman, and he don't know jack. I asked for help from Elrond, and he's a wuss. I 've asked help from Galadriel, and she's too prissy, but the Balrog, yes, the Balrog knows how to throw down on the floor. So, lets go, you and me. On a Disco-dance-a-thon. Let the viewers decide!


You MUST be joking.


Oh, no, I'm very serious!


I was always taught to be kind to my elders, but if you want this, then I will be happy to oblige. No one dares to threaten my Disco throne!! I will go first so you can save your energy when you see how I will wipe the floor with you.


*Boromir pulls out all his best moves...but will they be enough?!*

Gandalf: Is THAT all you've got? Step aside, amature!


For the Balrog!!
*Gandalf uses all the moves he has just learned, using his sword and staff, and even adds a little...


Break dancing to keep it fresh.*


Hmmmm...Gandalf is better than I thought. What will the judges say?

Now it's up to all of you to decide: will the Disco King be dethroned? Or will he keep his crown? Cast your vote for the next Disco King!!

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ROTFL!! All of you are so funny!!! And that "Do the Wave For Boromir The Disco King" is going to take the world by storm!!! It's my away message on AOL. Of course, I have to vote for Boromir the Disco King!
*Does the wave for Boromir the Disco king*
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Old 04-09-2003, 10:54 AM   #30
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As to the war for the Disco realm, I think Boromir was always and will always be the ruler. And who are these infamous judges? Must we not look to them carefully, so that they will not be biased towards one or another?
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Old 04-09-2003, 11:18 AM   #31
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Boromir's picked up some fancy new moves...

Hah!

You think you can beat me now, huh, don't you, Gand?
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Old 04-09-2003, 11:30 AM   #32
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Beat you? Hahaa! Oh, Boromir you have no chance to beat me!
I'M the King! Just watch this!
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*music starts from nowhere* "Stop in the name of love..."
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:20 PM   #33
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Well, Oddwen, YOU GUYS are the judges. And so far we have 2 votes for Boromir, saying it was no contest. I think some of you ARE quite biased. You probably turned your heads aside and snickered while Gandalf was strutting his stuff!!

I for one am voting for Gandalf, but whether I can even cast a vote may be up for debate.

Annunfuiniel, you're going to get me in trouble here at work! I almost laughed out loud with that "Stop, in the name of love!"

Break it down, Gandy!!
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:37 PM   #34
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*They stand, watching the judges, waiting with baited breath to find out who wins*


Just between you and me, Gandalf, I hope you win.


I would vote for you, Gandalf.


Frodo, I heard Legolas would vote for Gandalf, we should vote for Boromir!


Ya know, Fig. I hear everyone talking about who they'd vote for. Personally, I wouldn't vote for either one of them. I still think I should have been the Disco King.


Who would you vote for Pip?

Yesh! I don't know. It's a rather tough choice. If I voted for Boromir, Gandalf might turn me into something unnatural. If I voted for Gandalf, Boromir might run me through! I'm sure glad WE don't have to chose.


Well, I'd vote for Gandalf if I could.


No question! Boromir, the Disco King!! Do the wave!
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:48 PM   #35
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DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Old 04-09-2003, 12:58 PM   #37
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I take it then, Sapphire, that you are casting your vote for Boromir?

Have any of you even watched Gandalf?!! For goodness sakes man! Give him a chance!!
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YES! I am voting for Boromir! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

My dad says he votes for Gandalf, though. Think you could count that?
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Old 04-09-2003, 03:12 PM   #39
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Old 04-09-2003, 03:19 PM   #40
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VOTE FOR BOROMIR!!!
(sorry Gandy)
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made me laugh out loud, because usually I just feel like I'll break out laughing, but actually don't. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

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