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The Elf-warrior · 11-09-2005, 08:25 PM

Unfortunately the bad guys turned faithful Grishnakh into glue.

Glirdan · 11-09-2005, 08:37 PM

Fortunately, he was turned into super glue which they used to put Minas Tirith back together.

The Elf-warrior · 11-09-2005, 08:50 PM

Unfortunately this was no good because there were only bad guys around.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-10-2005, 12:38 AM

Fortunately, they all got bored and decided to re-build Minas Trith anyway.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-10-2005, 04:12 AM

Unfortunately, they allso decidet to make it purple instead of white.

Boromir88 · 11-10-2005, 06:34 AM

Fortunately, with Purple walls, they agreed to make Minas Tirith the Disco Capital of the World in honor of the dead Disco King (Boromir of course).

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-10-2005, 10:09 AM

Unfortunately, all the neighbours complained about the racket.

Thinlómien · 11-10-2005, 10:19 AM

Fortunately they could be bribed to stop complaining and agree.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-10-2005, 11:27 AM

Unfortunately, the Bad Guys had no Good Guys to steal money from to bribe the Complaining Neighbours, so the Complaining Neighbours COMPLAINED! NOOO!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-10-2005, 12:58 PM

Fortunately, the Bad Guys had was Bad Guys and therefor killed the Complaining Neighbours and felt good about it.

Thinlómien · 11-10-2005, 01:01 PM

Unfortunately they forgot to kill one complainer, who had left on a vacation in the Bahamas just before the massacre. When she got back she made a complaint to Ilúvatar of the murder of beloved neighbours and her little dog PinkyFunkyIsabella.

Boromir88 · 11-10-2005, 02:09 PM

Fortunately Iluvatar told her to get over it.

Glirdan · 11-10-2005, 02:39 PM

Unfortunately, it wasn't Illuvatar speaking, it was Morgoth.

Valesse · 11-10-2005, 02:51 PM

Fortunately Morgoth slipped up and spoonerised when he meant to say "get over it" so it ended up sounding like "ite giver ot". The complaining neighboor was so confused with this message that they thought themselves into a headache.

Eonwe · 11-10-2005, 03:30 PM

Unfortunately, while all this was going on, teh bad guys were raving away in Purple Minas Tirith. The One Complainer awoke from a troubled sleep, opened his window and shouted some meaningless complainy words which were drowned in teh drunken revalry eminating from Purple Minas Tirith.

Boromir88 · 11-11-2005, 06:27 AM

Fortunately by a freak accident, whilst the complainer was yelling out her window trying to be heard she fell out the window and was impaled on a wheel of spikes.

Thinlómien · 11-11-2005, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

Fortunately by a freak accident, whilst the complainer was yelling out her window trying to be heard she fell out the window and was impaled on a wheel of spikes.

Unfortunately her blood spilled all over and changed the Purple Minas Tirith to Bloodred Minas Tirith.

ElentariGreenleaf · 11-11-2005, 06:57 AM

Fortunately, there were only Bad Guys left now, and they were getting bored with Purple Minas Tirith anyway. Bloodred was much more their colour.

Eonwe · 11-11-2005, 07:54 AM

Unfortunately, all that blood made a small section of teh populace go slightly insane. they killed teh mayor first (but that was because he hadn't really been elected. being a Bad Guy, he had murdered the former mayor and assumed his job.) things began to degenerate into anarchy.

The 1,000 Reader · 11-11-2005, 11:25 AM

Fortunately, The Witch-King was done being hungover and he brought authority to the city, making the orcs good citizens(relatively, anyway.)

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-11-2005, 12:35 PM

Unfortunately, the orcs did not like this lack of anarchy and left the city, leaving the Witch-king all alone in Bloodred Minas Tirith.

Meneltarmacil · 11-11-2005, 01:05 PM

Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien rewrote the story so the good guys were still alive and well.

Boromir88 · 11-11-2005, 01:32 PM

Unfortunately he rewrote it to where the bad guys had complete dominance and control over the good guys.

Gil-Galad · 11-11-2005, 01:54 PM

Fortunately he had to make it interesting so sometimes the good guys revolted and won

SunniGadi · 11-11-2005, 03:42 PM

Unfortunately they didn't add the Shire scene in the movie.

Eonwe · 11-11-2005, 04:13 PM

fortunately, everyone had to pee really bad at the end of the movie, so nobody really minded (at least taht was my experience...).

The Elf-warrior · 11-11-2005, 07:06 PM

Unfortunately Tolkien tore up his manuscript and started from scratch.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-11-2005, 07:16 PM

fortunately, it was a very little scratch that did not hurt at all. (I know it dos not make sence, but thats the beauty of it)

The Elf-warrior · 11-11-2005, 07:39 PM

Unfortunately it got infected.

Glirdan · 11-11-2005, 09:01 PM

Fortunately, the infection didn't spread.

Meneltarmacil · 11-11-2005, 10:22 PM

Unfortunately, Tolkien suddenly had a fatal heart attack just as he was about to begin writing and LOTR never happened.

The 1,000 Reader · 11-12-2005, 12:58 AM

Fortunately, he possessed his own body and wrote his books, with no one ever realizing that he had died.

Boromir88 · 11-12-2005, 06:45 AM

Unfortunately, Christopher Tolkien feared his dad was possessed by a demon so he called in a Holy Man to perform and exorcism.

Kath · 11-12-2005, 07:21 AM

Fortunately it didn't work.

Glirdan · 11-12-2005, 04:27 PM

Unfortunately, it was because the Holy Man was a fraud. Christopher than called in a real Holy Man.

Meneltarmacil · 11-12-2005, 04:36 PM

Fortunately, this Holy Man was devoured by evil squirrels.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 11-12-2005, 07:50 PM

Unfortunately, real Holy Men allways come in pairs so there was still one left to preform the exorcism. . .

Meneltarmacil · 11-12-2005, 08:00 PM

Fortunately,Tolkien had already finished writing LOTR when the Holy Man arrived.

Valesse · 11-12-2005, 08:40 PM

Unfortunately he had it locked in a vault and buried deep underground before sending it off to the publishers.

Glirdan · 11-12-2005, 09:36 PM

Fortunately, the vault was actually where the publisheres worked.

11-09-2005, 08:25 PM	#2281
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the bad guys turned faithful Grishnakh into glue. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-09-2005, 08:37 PM	#2282
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, he was turned into super glue which they used to put Minas Tirith back together. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-09-2005, 08:50 PM	#2283
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately this was no good because there were only bad guys around. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-10-2005, 12:38 AM	#2284
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, they all got bored and decided to re-build Minas Trith anyway. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-10-2005, 06:34 AM	#2286
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately, with Purple walls, they agreed to make Minas Tirith the Disco Capital of the World in honor of the dead Disco King (Boromir of course). __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-10-2005, 10:09 AM	#2287
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, all the neighbours complained about the racket. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-10-2005, 10:19 AM	#2288
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Fortunately they could be bribed to stop complaining and agree. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

11-10-2005, 11:27 AM	#2289
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Unfortunately, the Bad Guys had no Good Guys to steal money from to bribe the Complaining Neighbours, so the Complaining Neighbours COMPLAINED! NOOO! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-10-2005, 01:01 PM	#2291
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Unfortunately they forgot to kill one complainer, who had left on a vacation in the Bahamas just before the massacre. When she got back she made a complaint to Ilúvatar of the murder of beloved neighbours and her little dog PinkyFunkyIsabella. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

11-10-2005, 02:09 PM	#2292
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately Iluvatar told her to get over it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-10-2005, 02:39 PM	#2293
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it wasn't Illuvatar speaking, it was Morgoth. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-10-2005, 02:51 PM	#2294
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Fortunately Morgoth slipped up and spoonerised when he meant to say "get over it" so it ended up sounding like "ite giver ot". The complaining neighboor was so confused with this message that they thought themselves into a headache. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-10-2005, 03:30 PM	#2295
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunately, while all this was going on, teh bad guys were raving away in Purple Minas Tirith. The One Complainer awoke from a troubled sleep, opened his window and shouted some meaningless complainy words which were drowned in teh drunken revalry eminating from Purple Minas Tirith. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-11-2005, 06:27 AM	#2296
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately by a freak accident, whilst the complainer was yelling out her window trying to be heard she fell out the window and was impaled on a wheel of spikes. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-11-2005, 06:57 AM	#2298
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Fortunately, there were only Bad Guys left now, and they were getting bored with Purple Minas Tirith anyway. Bloodred was much more their colour. __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

11-11-2005, 07:54 AM	#2299
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Unfortunately, all that blood made a small section of teh populace go slightly insane. they killed teh mayor first (but that was because he hadn't really been elected. being a Bad Guy, he had murdered the former mayor and assumed his job.) things began to degenerate into anarchy. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-11-2005, 11:25 AM	#2300
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, The Witch-King was done being hungover and he brought authority to the city, making the orcs good citizens(relatively, anyway.) __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-11-2005, 01:05 PM	#2302
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien rewrote the story so the good guys were still alive and well. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-11-2005, 01:32 PM	#2303
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately he rewrote it to where the bad guys had complete dominance and control over the good guys. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-11-2005, 01:54 PM	#2304
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately he had to make it interesting so sometimes the good guys revolted and won __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-11-2005, 03:42 PM	#2305
SunniGadi Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Massachusetts. Yay. Posts: 26	Unfortunately they didn't add the Shire scene in the movie. __________________ ~~~~~~~~~ Stuff should go here. It might eventually.

11-11-2005, 04:13 PM	#2306
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	fortunately, everyone had to pee really bad at the end of the movie, so nobody really minded (at least taht was my experience...). __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

11-11-2005, 07:06 PM	#2307
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Tolkien tore up his manuscript and started from scratch. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-11-2005, 07:39 PM	#2309
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately it got infected. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-11-2005, 09:01 PM	#2310
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, the infection didn't spread. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-11-2005, 10:22 PM	#2311
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Tolkien suddenly had a fatal heart attack just as he was about to begin writing and LOTR never happened. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-12-2005, 12:58 AM	#2312
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, he possessed his own body and wrote his books, with no one ever realizing that he had died. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

11-12-2005, 06:45 AM	#2313
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Unfortunately, Christopher Tolkien feared his dad was possessed by a demon so he called in a Holy Man to perform and exorcism. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-12-2005, 07:21 AM	#2314
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately it didn't work. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-12-2005, 04:27 PM	#2315
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it was because the Holy Man was a fraud. Christopher than called in a real Holy Man. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-12-2005, 04:36 PM	#2316
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this Holy Man was devoured by evil squirrels. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-12-2005, 08:00 PM	#2318
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately,Tolkien had already finished writing LOTR when the Holy Man arrived. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-12-2005, 08:40 PM	#2319
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Unfortunately he had it locked in a vault and buried deep underground before sending it off to the publishers. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-12-2005, 09:36 PM	#2320
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, the vault was actually where the publisheres worked. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf