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Meela · 01-01-2006, 11:40 AM

Aragorn's hands-free razor was great for those on-the-job moments.

OR

Aragorn: *singing* ... connects to the... saddle strap. The saddle strap connects to the... spare cloak. The cloak connects to the... scabbard. The scabbard connects to the... collarbone- dang it!

Lalwendë · 01-01-2006, 11:55 AM

When mobiles came to Middle-earth.

Aragorn: "Hang on lads, just got to text the missus.... CU L8R GOIN OUT W/LADS SOMEFIN BOUT A RING. KP ME DINNR WRM. LUV GORN XXX."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2006, 12:21 PM

ZOOM!

Even Aragorn had to agree that Digital watches were a pretty neat idea.

dragoneyes · 01-01-2006, 01:16 PM

Aragorn: My nails really are dirty aren't they?

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-02-2006, 04:10 AM

Aragorn: This lembas expired before we took it out of Loren!

Gimli! Stop eating it!

OR

Orcs? No problem. Uruks? Easy! Hundreds of evil creatures outside the gates? Piece of piffle! But Chinese finger traps always got the better of Aragorn.

Lalwendë · 01-02-2006, 11:59 AM

Aragorn prepares to leave Rivendell on 25th December. "This new sat nav system that Arwen bought me for Christmas is useless in Middle-earth! The closest match for Mordor is given as Milton Keynes!"

Mithalwen · 01-02-2006, 12:04 PM

The host of Mordor was nigh .. but Aragorn was on Level 17 of Alien Scum.......

Valier · 01-02-2006, 02:13 PM

Where did I put my Orthodics?These saddle sores are killing me!

The Only Real Estel · 01-02-2006, 02:21 PM

Aragorn was living proof that it's better to be lucky than smart.

-or-

Too much Halo 2...
Aragorn: "Hah! I had an Overshield!!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 04:27 AM

Aragorn experiences Ardslignish. (The descriptive term to describe the behaviour of Sellotape when you are tired).

Lhunardawen · 01-03-2006, 07:22 AM

Aragorn commits suicide to join his "dead" fingernail.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 08:38 AM

Observe how chimpanzees help groom each other.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 08:57 AM

Putting a magnifying glass on top of his sword seemed like a good idea at the time, but Aragorn is about to find out that if you stay in that position near a bright light lake, for example, the sun, then it could mean an unexpected reduction in hair quantity.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2006, 09:42 AM

Aragorn's finger got stuck in some metal loop.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-03-2006, 10:11 AM

Aragorn: "Now, let's see if I remembered everything. A blanket, a sword and an extra pair of socks. Yep, that's all a guy needs on a journey."

or

Aragorn: "I don't get this logic game. Oh, wait, Arwen has switched it on women's logic."

The Only Real Estel · 01-03-2006, 10:42 AM

Having cut off his right arm already, Aragorn discovers the difficulty of trying to cut off his left with no help.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 10:47 AM

It's been three days and Aragorn still cannot work out how to open a Jam jar.

OR

There was only one little piece of rapping paper left; yet Aragorn was still not sure what the gift was.

mormegil · 01-03-2006, 10:50 AM

Aragorn muttering to himself: No! No! No! It's all worng! Stupid Hobbit, thinking he is helping but doesn't know that this should be on this buckle should be on the third whole not the fourth. Ahhhh! I can't go on this way. Doesn't he know that if it's not right I will die in battle.

'Gorn shows his little known OCD.

Lalwendë · 01-03-2006, 11:54 AM

Aragorn makes sure his beloved security blanket is secured to the saddle, as he cannot contemplate a quest without it.

OR

Aragorn tries to decipher the washing instructions on his cloak. "OK, so it says I must not put a circle within a square? What does that mean?"*

*with thanks to davem who uttered something very like this yesterday while examining the label on his scarf.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 02:29 PM

Aragorn tries desperately to unravel the new picture.

Legolas: I demand to know what you are sniggering at!

Eomer: Your fly is undone.

OR

Eomer: The target is the other way.

Valier · 01-03-2006, 02:36 PM

Legolas:Itchy eye have you?Let me get that for ya!

or

Legolas:What you say about my Momma?!!!!

or

Eomer:Bet ya can't hit that horse head thingy on my helmet!
Legolas:UUMMMM Ok,if you say so!
Crowd chanting:Fight! Fight !Fight! Fight!

mormegil · 01-03-2006, 02:42 PM

The riders in the back seemingly have a poor sense of target.

Gil-Galad · 01-03-2006, 02:54 PM

Legolas: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL COMBAT

Eomer: hes still doing that?

Aragorn: yep, he can't last 5 minutes without challenging someone

Legolas: hey! i heard that! i challenge youto Mortal Combat!

Kuruharan · 01-03-2006, 02:59 PM

Legolas: The feather is tickling my…ah…ah…AH-CHOOO!!!

Arrow: *thunk*

Eomer: Bless you! dies

The Only Real Estel · 01-03-2006, 11:20 PM

Gimli: "You know, it's times like these that I really wish I wasn't his Siamese twin. No Aragorn, don't try to pull us apart - I've already tried that."

Maeggaladiel · 01-03-2006, 11:32 PM

Pulling the arrow to his nose, Legolas prepares the most dangerous weapon in his arsenal: the Snot Rocket.

OR

Eomer: You can't scare me; I can tell you've got the safety on.

OR

Legolas endures one too many "He looks like a girl!" comments.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-03-2006, 05:07 PM

Man behind Aragorn: Look at the size of that wart on the elf's face!

OR

Legolas: Tell your friend to get his spear out of my face!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 08:58 AM

The spear protruding from Legolas' head caught everyone's attention. But he defended it with his life!

Meela · 01-04-2006, 09:43 AM

Legolas is caught in a momentary panic as he realises his hair is tangled in his bow string.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 10:15 AM

Legolas: You just stepped on my puppy... Prepare to die!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-04-2006, 10:16 AM

The moment before Legolas admits that he cannot tell east from west

or

.Aragorn to Gimli: If we don't move they will go away

Lalwendë · 01-04-2006, 12:58 PM

At the White Horse Inn Darts Championship, it became clear that Legolas hadn't quite understood the principles of the game.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2006, 01:13 PM

Aragorn: Right, they’re distracted, Gimli, fancy going down the Dragon for a swift half?

Gimli: I thought you'd never ask.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-06-2006, 12:51 AM

Aragorn: Okay, just back away... very slowly...

OR

Legolas: They DO have wings!

Eomer: Don't be ridiculous! Why would they have wings if they don't use them?

Legolas: 'Coz' they look cool!

The Only Real Estel · 01-06-2006, 11:14 AM

Gimli: "Let's see. Which ones of you are the women with the fake beards I heard about in the documentaries?"

Aragorn: "Gimli, not a good time."

Mithalwen · 01-06-2006, 12:23 PM

An unusual aspect of elf technology was that a Lorien Bow could fire an arrow in the normal way while also launching a mortar at a tangent....

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-08-2006, 10:33 PM

Gimli: What's Gandalf doing?

Aragorn: Must have mistaken Théoden for a Balrog.

Gurthang · 01-09-2006, 01:47 AM

Most people think that some guy discovered electricity by flying a kite with a key on it. Gandalf had that whole 'electric glow' figured out way before then.

OR

Gandalf: "I have an idea!"

OR

Theoden: "Does he always glow like that?"
Aragron: "Only when he's starved for attention... so yes, he does always glows like that."

OR

Theoden: "Uhm, Gandalf, you forgot to paint the bottom of your hat."

OR

Gandalf performs his electric eel impersonation.

Lalwendë · 01-09-2006, 08:28 AM

Gandalf: "Whoa! Check out me glowsticks! They're bangin'!"

Aragorn: "Um, this is Edoras, not Ibiza..."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-09-2006, 10:06 AM

The ol' 'cotton-wool 'n' glue' trick was a favourite in Rohan. Gandalf found out the hard way.

01-01-2006, 11:40 AM	#1
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn's hands-free razor was great for those on-the-job moments. OR Aragorn: singing ... connects to the... saddle strap. The saddle strap connects to the... spare cloak. The cloak connects to the... scabbard. The scabbard connects to the... collarbone- dang it! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-01-2006, 11:55 AM	#2
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When mobiles came to Middle-earth. Aragorn: "Hang on lads, just got to text the missus.... CU L8R GOIN OUT W/LADS SOMEFIN BOUT A RING. KP ME DINNR WRM. LUV GORN XXX." __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-01-2006, 12:21 PM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	ZOOM! Even Aragorn had to agree that Digital watches were a pretty neat idea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 01-01-2006 at 12:24 PM.

01-01-2006, 01:16 PM	#4
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Aragorn: My nails really are dirty aren't they? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-02-2006, 04:10 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: This lembas expired before we took it out of Loren! Gimli! Stop eating it! OR Orcs? No problem. Uruks? Easy! Hundreds of evil creatures outside the gates? Piece of piffle! But Chinese finger traps always got the better of Aragorn. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-02-2006, 11:59 AM	#6
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn prepares to leave Rivendell on 25th December. "This new sat nav system that Arwen bought me for Christmas is useless in Middle-earth! The closest match for Mordor is given as Milton Keynes!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-02-2006, 12:04 PM	#7
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,463	The host of Mordor was nigh .. but Aragorn was on Level 17 of Alien Scum....... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-02-2006, 02:13 PM	#8
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Where did I put my Orthodics?These saddle sores are killing me! __________________ grand return?........

01-02-2006, 02:21 PM	#9
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Aragorn was living proof that it's better to be lucky than smart. -or- Too much Halo 2... Aragorn: "Hah! I had an Overshield!!!"

01-03-2006, 04:27 AM	#10
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn experiences Ardslignish. (The descriptive term to describe the behaviour of Sellotape when you are tired). __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 07:22 AM	#11
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Aragorn commits suicide to join his "dead" fingernail.

01-03-2006, 08:38 AM	#12
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	[Some random nature show title.] Observe how chimpanzees help groom each other. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-03-2006, 08:57 AM	#13
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Putting a magnifying glass on top of his sword seemed like a good idea at the time, but Aragorn is about to find out that if you stay in that position near a bright light lake, for example, the sun, then it could mean an unexpected reduction in hair quantity. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 09:42 AM	#14
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Oh, dear . . . Aragorn's finger got stuck in some metal loop. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-03-2006, 10:11 AM	#15
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Aragorn: "Now, let's see if I remembered everything. A blanket, a sword and an extra pair of socks. Yep, that's all a guy needs on a journey." or Aragorn: "I don't get this logic game. Oh, wait, Arwen has switched it on women's logic." __________________ Fenris Wolf

01-03-2006, 10:42 AM	#16
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Having cut off his right arm already, Aragorn discovers the difficulty of trying to cut off his left with no help.

01-03-2006, 10:47 AM	#17
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It's been three days and Aragorn still cannot work out how to open a Jam jar. OR There was only one little piece of rapping paper left; yet Aragorn was still not sure what the gift was. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 10:50 AM	#18
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Aragorn muttering to himself: No! No! No! It's all worng! Stupid Hobbit, thinking he is helping but doesn't know that this should be on this buckle should be on the third whole not the fourth. Ahhhh! I can't go on this way. Doesn't he know that if it's not right I will die in battle. 'Gorn shows his little known OCD. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” Last edited by mormegil; 01-03-2006 at 10:55 AM.

01-03-2006, 11:54 AM	#19
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn makes sure his beloved security blanket is secured to the saddle, as he cannot contemplate a quest without it. OR Aragorn tries to decipher the washing instructions on his cloak. "OK, so it says I must not put a circle within a square? What does that mean?"* with thanks to davem who uttered something very like this yesterday while examining the label on his scarf. __________________ Gordon's alive!*

01-03-2006, 02:29 PM	#20
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn tries desperately to unravel the new picture. Legolas: I demand to know what you are sniggering at! Eomer: Your fly is undone. OR Eomer: The target is the other way. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-03-2006, 02:36 PM	#21
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Legolas:Itchy eye have you?Let me get that for ya! or Legolas:What you say about my Momma?!!!! or Eomer:Bet ya can't hit that horse head thingy on my helmet! Legolas:UUMMMM Ok,if you say so! Crowd chanting:Fight! Fight !Fight! Fight! __________________ grand return?........

01-03-2006, 02:42 PM	#22
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	The riders in the back seemingly have a poor sense of target. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-03-2006, 02:54 PM	#23
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Legolas: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL COMBAT Eomer: hes still doing that? Aragorn: yep, he can't last 5 minutes without challenging someone Legolas: hey! i heard that! i challenge youto Mortal Combat! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-03-2006, 02:59 PM	#24
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,594	Legolas: The feather is tickling my…ah…ah…AH-CHOOO!!! Arrow: thunk Eomer: Bless you! dies __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-03-2006, 11:20 PM	#25
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gimli: "You know, it's times like these that I really wish I wasn't his Siamese twin. No Aragorn, don't try to pull us apart - I've already tried that."

01-03-2006, 11:32 PM	#26
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Pulling the arrow to his nose, Legolas prepares the most dangerous weapon in his arsenal: the Snot Rocket. OR Eomer: You can't scare me; I can tell you've got the safety on. OR Legolas endures one too many "He looks like a girl!" comments. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-03-2006, 05:07 PM	#27
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Man behind Aragorn: Look at the size of that wart on the elf's face! OR Legolas: Tell your friend to get his spear out of my face! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 08:58 AM	#28
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The spear protruding from Legolas' head caught everyone's attention. But he defended it with his life! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 09:43 AM	#29
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Legolas is caught in a momentary panic as he realises his hair is tangled in his bow string. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 01-05-2006 at 06:11 AM.

01-04-2006, 10:15 AM	#30
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Legolas: You just stepped on my puppy... Prepare to die! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2006, 12:58 PM	#32
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	At the White Horse Inn Darts Championship, it became clear that Legolas hadn't quite understood the principles of the game. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-04-2006, 01:13 PM	#33
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Right, they’re distracted, Gimli, fancy going down the Dragon for a swift half? Gimli: I thought you'd never ask. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-06-2006, 12:51 AM	#34
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: Okay, just back away... very slowly... OR Legolas: They DO have wings! Eomer: Don't be ridiculous! Why would they have wings if they don't use them? Legolas: 'Coz' they look cool! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-06-2006, 11:14 AM	#35
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gimli: "Let's see. Which ones of you are the women with the fake beards I heard about in the documentaries?" Aragorn: "Gimli, not a good time."

01-06-2006, 12:23 PM	#36
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,463	An unusual aspect of elf technology was that a Lorien Bow could fire an arrow in the normal way while also launching a mortar at a tangent.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace