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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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IN BAG END
Gandalf: Get down. *Frodo stays standing, staring at Gandalf* Gandalf: FRODO! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!!.....Frodo? Frodo: Gandalf you have huge bags under your eyes! (that was based upon a discussion i had with my friend, in which we were saying how huge Ian and Christopher's bags under their eyes were instead of watching the movie. Yeah, that's just my weird sense of humor.) IN MORIA Gandalf: Fly you fools! *he falls into the chasm* Frodo: NOOOOOO!!! ~Later~ Sam: Mister Frodo, you have to get over Gandalf's death. Frodo (sobbing):It's not just that... Sam: What is it? Frodo (sobbing): He owed me money... [ March 18, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]
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03-18-2003, 05:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
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In Bag End:
Gandalf: Get down! *Frodo shoots off the bottom of the screen, which I find immensly funny on its own, aaanywaaay* *Gandalf sreeps forward towards the window and pulls out Sam* Gandalf: It's fine Frodo, it's only Sam...... Yup, it's only Sam, no need to be worried...... Frodo! Get up! There's no need to be down there any more! *they turn to find out that, in his enthusiasm, Frodo has knocked himself out on the floor*
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03-18-2003, 05:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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Well, since EVERYONE is doing it, here's another "Frodo at Bag End" blooper. For you VeggieTales fans.
Gandalf: Get down! Frodo: I am down! Gandalf: You are not! Frodo: Look, this is sitting, and this is standing. I'm sitting! Gandalf: Okay.
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03-18-2003, 06:03 PM
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From TTT:
*Elven army approaches Helm's Deep... grab each others hands and start skipping, singing theme song to The Smurfs* ((First try...and my first post *sigh*)) |
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03-18-2003, 06:33 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Pretty good for a first post... [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]
Ok, here's a nother: Gandalf: Fly you fools! Fellowship: *sudden;y find themsleves floating* Tolkien: Oops....getting literal.... Sorry, had to type that [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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03-18-2003, 07:26 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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From T.T.T.:
Gimli-I can't see! I can't see!!! Legolas-Shall I describe it to you or shall I get you a box? Gimli-Toss me! Legolas-WHAT?! Gimli- I cannot see! Toss me! Don't tell the elf Legolas-I AM the elf Gimli-oh crud, I thought you were Aragorn! Aragorn- hey, his hair is waaaay to clean for me!
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03-18-2003, 07:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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scene in bree.
*Frodo looks up at the bar where Pippin is sitting* Pippin: Baggins? Sure! I know a Baggins! He's over there. *points* Frodo Baggins. We were dating for about 6 months, of course THEN I dumped him for Merry- Noooo! Merry's NOT a GIRL!!! I hope that's not tooo lame! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ---------------------------------- I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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03-18-2003, 09:13 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Faramir: "A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality."
Frodo: "Yeah, I can see where you'd need to, what with that huge honker of a nose on your face." Faramir: "..." (He runs Frodo through with his sword) (I'm just kidding. Gosh! I don't think David Wenham's nose is THAT big. *dodges flying objects*)
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03-22-2003, 11:43 AM
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*catapults an oliphaunt and squishes Rynoah*
Borrowing Lily Bombadil's idea of smoke formations: Near Caradhras: The crebain are flying towards the Fellowship. Suddenly they change formation, forming a giant image of Saruman's head, with "I can see yoooooouuu" underneath.
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03-22-2003, 11:54 AM
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Hope this one hasn't been done before, I didn't read all of them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Moria, on the bridge of Khazad-Dum . . . Gandalf: You Shall not Pass!!!!!! he slams his staff down . . . right on his foot! Gandalf: OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! he hops around madly, screaming.
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03-22-2003, 03:03 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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HEHEHEHE!!! Some of these are SOOOO funny!!!! I'm going to have a go at it and hope it's not too bad.
Not My Fault *Scene at Osgiliath where Frodo walks up to the Nazgul and holds out the Ring* Nazgul: What do you think you're doing?! Frodo: Huh? Nazgul: You're not supposed to give me the Ring. Frodo: Ummm...don't blame me it's all his fault! (points at Sam) He didn't even try to stop me from walking off! Nazgul: (To Sam) Why didn't you stop him!? Don't you realize if I got the Ring Sauron would take control of Middle Earth and the movie would be over?! Sam: It's not my fault! By right we shouldn't even be here. It's all his fault! (points at Faramir) PJ: CUT!!!! (To Nazgul)Why did you mess up the scene?! Nazgul: It wasn't my fault it was his! (points at Frodo who points at Sam who points at Faramir.) PJ: Well Faramir, what do you have to say for yourself? Faramir: It's not my fault! It's yours for making me such a creep!!! Sam: He's got a point. Nazgul: (looks at PJ) Let's get him! Frodo: CHARGE!!!!! (They rush at PJ) PJ: Wait! It's not my fault either! It's umm...well it's umm...AGGGGHHHH!! (Turns and runs out of the studio with Faramir, Sam, Frodo, and the Nazgul after him.) Yeah it's lame I know but it sounded funny when I first thought of it. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ March 22, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]
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03-22-2003, 04:26 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Not exactly a blooper, but it could've happened when Frodo first met Gandalf
Frodo: Uncle Bilbo, who's your friend? Bilbo: Frodo, my lad, this is Gandalf the Gay! Frodo: Heeheeheeheehee...! *he falls over* Gand: Oh, as if YOU can talk, Dildo..... I know, NASTY! Huh? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ------------------------------- I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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03-22-2003, 04:40 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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OH!! I HAVE ANOTHER 1!!
Galadriel's mirror Galadriel leads Frodo to her mirror. All of a sudden: legolas is in the mirror! Legolas: Excuuuussse mmmmeeee!!!!!!!! I am TRYING to TAKE - A - BATTTTHHH!!!! Frodo: Ok. Sorry, Leggers! we'll just leave. Come on, Lady Galadriel. Lady Galadriel? *Galadriel is in the mirror scrubbing Legolas's back* Frodo: EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! Wait till I tell Celeborn...... *He bolts & Galadriel 7 Leggers chase him, covered in bubbles* -------------------------------- I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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03-22-2003, 04:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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In TTT...
Arwen: Go to sleep. Aragorn: I am asleep. This is a dream. Arwen: Then is is a good dream. Aragorn: Actually I was thinking of it more as a nightmare.
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03-23-2003, 06:33 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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it's lame but here it goes.
after Boromir has tried to steal the ring from frodo. Frodo:The ring has taken Boromir. Aragorn:He did!? Frodo:No you poor dumb pitiful excuse of a ranger!THE RING HAS TAKEN BOROMIR!Not BOROMIR HAS TAKEN THE RING! (Strider hits him.) Frodo:OW! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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03-23-2003, 06:42 PM
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Quote:
Frodo: The Ring has taken Boromir! Aragorn: Where? Frodo: Over there. Aragorn: No it didn't! I just passed through there and he wasn't here and neither was the Ring! Frodo: No, the Ring has TAKEN Boromir. Aragorn: No, sir! I just- (Frodo slaps him) Aragorn: Ow!
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03-24-2003, 08:59 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Quote:
Here's another: Saruman: If I go, Theoden dies! *"battle of the wizards" happens. Suddenly Theoden falls off of the throne* Gandalf: Theoden! Are you okay? Flashback: If I go, Theoden dies! Gandalf: Oh. Right.... Theoden: Gotcha there! You really believed me, didn't you? HA! Gollum *appearing out of nowhere*: I told you he was tricksy... I see you're all asleep, so I'll go now. Oh and m parents are calling me. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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03-25-2003, 05:12 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Bag End right before Bilbo leaves
Gand: Bilbo! You must leave the Ring to Frodo! Bilbo: Well...um...you see, that's just it. I...er...lost it in a-a card game... *Flashes over to the Gaffer's house* Sam:Gaffer! Gaffer? Where are you? Gaffer: Heh, heh... I knew this old ring'd be good for somethin'.... Hope it's funny! Please rate me! -------------------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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03-25-2003, 06:23 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2002
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*You now the scene when frodo gets stabbed?*
*All the wraiths come towards the Hobbits and two are thrown aside* Pippin Runs to get his harmonica, starts playing it* The magical music makes the Wraiths do Irish step dancing* Wraith:"Aww cute little hobbits why dont you join in too!" ~Stupid, but i cant think, cuz i just finished my HW.~
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03-25-2003, 08:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Hey! David's nose ain't THAT big...he's beautiful! *ahem* Okay, anyways...
TT Frodo: I can't doo this Sammmm... Sam: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here! *Frodo pulls out a copy of Two Towers* Frodo: I know! See, it says right HERE that Faramir doesn't take us to Osgiliath! He just lets us go on our merry ways! Faramir: REALLY?? Let me see! *reads the book for a sec* Faramir: DUDE! This is totally wrong! PJ: Oh, for the love of--CUT!!!
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03-26-2003, 10:08 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Bilbo's speech-
Bilbo:I know you all far more than I should like. So...screw you all! I'm leaving! *he vanishes* *everyone looks around & some seem slightly hurt* Random hobbit: *stands* Who needs freakin' Bilbo?! We still have BEER!!! All:YEAH! YAY, BEER! Hope you like! Please rate me! -------------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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03-27-2003, 05:45 PM
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Bilbo's party: *Frodo is dancing when all of a sudden, everyone pelts him with rotten tomatoes*
Frodo: *throws himself down* WWWAAAAAA!!!!! *tears* ===================================== Bree: * Frodo jumps on the table & starts to sing the song about the inn. Everyone covers their ears & a dog howls in the background* Sam: MR. FRODO! TAKE IT DOWWWN A NOTCH! ====================================== [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Hope they're funny! I liked 'em. Rate me! --------------------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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03-27-2003, 06:10 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Bag End
Gand: Get down, Frodo. Frodo:Uh! Uh! Oh, yeah! I'm down! I'm down! Grand: Frodo, be quiet! *Gandalf looks at Frodo. Frodo is wearing Britney Spears' red jumpsuit & is dancing around the kitchen* Gand: Frodo! What the-! *looks innocently at Gandalf* Frodo:Oops...I did it again, baby! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ================================== I can't remember the name. Scene with Gandalf & Saruman: * saruman is looking in a hand mirror* Sar: Gandalf, do you think I need botox? Gand: Do you really want me to answer that question? Sar: So, you're saying I do? Gand: No... All I'm saying is, if you ever need to move, don't waste money on a Givenchy suitcase when you've got such big BAGS under your eyes. HA! HAAA...! *he falls off his chair* Sar:Yarrgh!!! Gand:Oh, snap! --------------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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03-28-2003, 11:11 AM
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Hi, hope this one hasn't been done before, I haven't read all of them...
IN THE COUNCIL OF ELROND: Elrond is speaking and in the almost silent bit, there is the sound of a mobile ringing, everyone starts rooting through their pockets...eventually, Aragorn gets his phone out:"Sorry everyone (answers the phone) Hello... oh Arwen...uh...yeah the meeting's going fine honey... no, we won't be finished that soon...no, its ok, just pop my dinner in the oven honey...yeah...thanks sweetie...I love you too...(whispers sweet nothings down the phone as Elrond advances, wielding Gimlis axe) Ok, sorry...I took that one a bit far...
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03-28-2003, 12:34 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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(Boromir is teaching Merry and Pippin to swordfight)
Boromir: "four... five... six. Good! Faster!" *clank clank clank--* Merry: "EYAAAAAAGH!" (Boromir stares at the twitching Hobbit as he lays on the ground, head cut open) Boromir: "Um... right... fancy another try, Master Took?" Jackson: "Oh crap. Medics!"
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03-28-2003, 05:33 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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All is silent. The fellowship is trapped by orcs in dwarroldelf, waiting for the Balrog to grow and scare them all away, he doesn't.
Sam:What do we do now? Gimli:Hey Orly, you thinking what I'm thinking? Legolas:Care Bears count down! All: Five four three two one! Elijah, laughing and shaking his head:It's been a long day.
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03-28-2003, 05:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Okay.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Head's empty, can't think of anything now, but I will later... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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03-28-2003, 08:19 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] From The Hobbit. The part where the dwarves come to Bag End.
*the kitchen is full of dwarves already. Doorbell rings* Bilbo: Someone at the door! *he answers it* New dwarves: Dori, Nori, Ori, Oin, & Gloin at your service! Gloin:Aaannd! We brought strippers! ===================================== FotR Amon-Hen. Boromir:How it angers me! Fool! Obstinate fool!Running willfully to death & ruining our cause. If any mortals have claim the Ring, it is the men of Numenor, and not halflings. It is not yours save by unhappy chance. It might have been mine. It should be mine. Give it to me! *Frodo wipes his face angrily* Frodo: No! And STOP SPITTING ON ME! You spastic dolt! *Frodo kicks Boromir where it counts & runs* [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Rate me! -------------------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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03-28-2003, 09:09 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Legolas: "You would be fed before your blow fell!"
Éomer: (trying to keep a straight face) "I'd be what?" (Legolas glowers) Jackson: "Cut!" Second take: Legolas: "You would be dead before your flow bell!" Éomer: "I'll bet my flow bells faster than yours!" Legolas: "Don't make me kill you." Jackson: "Cut!" Third take: Legolas: "You would be dead before... your blow... fell." Éomer: "Not if you keep talking that slow." Jackson: "Cut!" Fourth take: Legolas: "YOUWOULDBEDEADBEFOREYOURBLOWFELL!" Éomer: "Run that by me in English?" Jackson: "Cut! Forget it, let's break for lunch."
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03-29-2003, 12:54 AM
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Good one, Rynoah! Ooh! What if Leggers said that like Darth Vader?!
LEG: You would be dead before your blow fell! *Vader breath* Coo pur...coo pur... (I hope everyone liked Frodo spears! Just wait till he performs 'Not a Girl...'!) Does anyone else think P.J. looks like Barley Butterbur? Just asking. ----------------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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03-29-2003, 07:48 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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At Galadriel's Mirror
Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror? Frodo: What will I see? Galadriel: Even the wisest cannot tell. (lifts pitcher and begins to pour water) For the Mirror shows many things: some things that were, some things that are, and some things.... Frodo: (has been watching the water pouring) I need to go to the bathroom!
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03-29-2003, 10:31 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Elrond's council
Elrond: One of you must do this * Frodo jumps on his chair * Frodo: now this looks like a job for me, so, everybody, just follow me. We'll go to Mordor, destroy this evil ring 'cause it feels so empty without me...! *council stares* ================================== T.T.T. *Legolas has a an arrow nocked aiming at Gandalf* gandalf:I've come back to you at the turn of the tide. *Leg, Gim, & Aragorn stare. Gand is wearing a white bikini & he has no tan* Aragorn: Legolas, what're you standing around for?! Shoot him! ================================== The Hobbit. Gollum's cave. *Bilbo just gave a riddle* Gollum: Teeth! Teeth, my preciousss! But we has only 6! *he holds up 4 fingers*
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03-29-2003, 10:39 PM
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Don't know what I did. This was supposed to go with my last post.
*T.T.T. Rohan. Aragorn is sword fighting Eowyn* Eowyn: *yell* HA!!! *Anduril is whacked in half* Aragorn: Oh, for the love of Elrond! How many times do I have to have this thing reforged before I get it right?! Peice of crap. * drops Anduril & storms off* Hope y'all like! Rate me! -------------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I shoul like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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03-30-2003, 09:02 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Bree. Instead of Frodo jumping on the table & singing, Pippin jumps on the table & breakdances*
Bar Crowd: *chanting* Go, Pippin! It's your birthday! Go, Pippin! It's your birthday!... *suddenly Pippin stops* Pippin: Merry, it's not my birthday. Merry: I know, Pip. It's just a homey saying. Pippin: Oh, okay. *He starts to dance like a stripper. Everyone yells for him. Suddenly he stops unbuttoning his shirt* Pippin: Merry, what's a homey?.... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Hope it's good(Ithink I had a bit too much beer! [kidding!])! Rate me. --------------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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03-31-2003, 06:43 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars
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Pippin: It's talking, Merry! The tree is talking!
Treebeard: Tree? I am no tree! Pippin: Huh. Coulda fooled me. Merry: He did fool you, Pip.
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04-01-2003, 04:24 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Love that! Merry & Pip are mucho dumb! (but mostly Pip) OK here's mine:
******************************************** ELROND'S COUNCIL: elrond: Strangers from distant lands, you have been summoned here to answer threat of....Gondor? *looks puzzled* Gand: *shakes head* Try again, lord. Elrond: Right! Got it this time! You have been summoned here to answer the threat of...of...MIRKWOOD!! Gand: *mutters* ...no...no... *Legolas sighs & shakes his head* Elrond: Wait! WAIT!! I KNOW I've got it! 3rd time's the charm! You have been summoned to answer the threat of MORIA! Random council member: Oh, ELBERETH! Come ON! *Gandalf stands* Gandalf: It is the threat of Mordor. Elrond: *snaps fingers* I KNEW it started with an M! (RATE ME!) [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] -------------------------------------- " I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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04-01-2003, 06:39 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
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Cast:Are you sure you want it this was PJ?
PJ:Oh course, Elijah, hop on your broomstick and chase after gollum who has your ring but throws it but you catch it on a steep dive. Cast:Uh?? PJ:IT'S MY MOVIE OKAY! Pippin, Sam, Frodo and Merry, are tumbling down the hill. Pippin misses and lands in the **** . Pippin:EWWW! PJ:That's not your line billy. Billy fingers him.
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04-01-2003, 08:36 PM
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Ash of Orodruin
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thangorodrim
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At Helms Deep:
Aragorn: Bring him down, Legolas! Legolas *Fumbles with arrow, and can't get it onto this bowstring*: Dang thing, its stuck again. How many times PJ: CUT!!!!! |
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04-01-2003, 09:02 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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Rynnie [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] you just got me in trouble with your Legolas-Eomer post. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Tell you how later. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Hearing people yelling to get off of the computer.
[img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ April 01, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]
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04-02-2003, 06:24 AM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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