Duel of Doom! - Page 5 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

symestreem · 06-24-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

(Willow, is it just me, or are you always hungry when you post in this thread?

)

Hehe. It does seem that way, doesn't it? But no. Just always obsessed with bugs.

SARUMAN: I am the killer bees that swarm the factory and prevent anyone from working!

Oh, and also:
symestreem: I am the duct tape of doom which will wrap itself around anyone who uncloaks!

Lhunardawen · 06-25-2006, 01:37 AM

Gandalf: I am the field of sweet-smelling flowers that attracts all the killer bees and turn them into--sweet honeybees.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-25-2006, 01:43 AM

Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who stomps on the bees when they are sitting on the sweet-smelling flowers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-25-2006, 02:26 AM

Gandalf: I am the 10390th Orc who feels left out.

Oddwen · 06-25-2006, 02:21 PM

Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who left the 10390th out.

mormegil · 06-25-2006, 02:27 PM

Gandalf: I am the rancid meat famine of the Third Age that wipes out hordes of orcs, including this horde.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-25-2006, 02:28 PM

Saruman: I am the vegetarian Orcs who are unaffected.

Gurthang · 06-25-2006, 03:20 PM

Gandalf: I am the Ents, who are furious at the Orcs for being vegetarians and demolish them.

Lhunardawen · 06-25-2006, 07:34 PM

Saruman: I am the Entwives, who beat up the Ents for being so violent.

Oddwen · 06-25-2006, 08:39 PM

Gandalf: I am the Elm tree Sam's cousin spots in the Shire, who was actually an Entish Stud who lures the Entwives away.

Meneltarmacil · 06-25-2006, 08:45 PM

SARUMAN: I am the lumberjack that cuts down the walking tree.

Diamond18 · 06-25-2006, 08:55 PM

Gandalf: I am the radical enviromentalist who burns down the lumberjack's house with his wife and children inside.

mormegil · 06-25-2006, 09:15 PM

Saruman: I am the mainstream that stops the environmentalist radical.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-26-2006, 12:31 AM

Gandalf: I am the moral Panic that distracts the mainstream.

Holbytlass · 06-26-2006, 08:04 AM

Saruman: I am the plastic toilet paper that makes cuting down all trees a good thing.

The Elf-warrior · 06-26-2006, 03:24 PM

Gandalf: I am the tree farms that make cutting down old growth forests for paper unnecessary!

symestreem · 06-27-2006, 01:16 AM

Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree farms.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-27-2006, 01:40 AM

Gandalf: I am the termite poison that... erm... poisons the termites.

Lhunardawen · 06-27-2006, 03:34 AM

Saruman: I am the termite poison antidote that...kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-27-2006, 03:58 AM

Gandalf: I am the four hundred thousand miles that separates the termites from the antidote!

Oddwen · 06-27-2006, 07:44 AM

Saruman: I am continental drift, that suddenly brings the termites and the antidote mere inches apart.

Valier · 06-27-2006, 10:03 AM

Gandalf: I am an Old rotten tree that distracts the termites from their antidote!

The Elf-warrior · 06-27-2006, 05:15 PM

Saruman: I am the dynamite that blows up the tree stump!

The Only Real Estel · 06-27-2006, 05:26 PM

Gandalf: "I am that darned bad fuse that you always seem to get when you need something to light the most."

The Elf-warrior · 06-27-2006, 05:32 PM

Saruman: I am a homicidal maniac with a flame thrower!

Celuien · 06-27-2006, 06:18 PM

Gandalf: I am the fireproof salamander who swallows the flames. (Gulp)

The Elf-warrior · 06-27-2006, 06:33 PM

Saruman: I am a salamander eating Troll!

Orominuialwen · 06-27-2006, 06:45 PM

Gandalf: I am Pippin, who slays the troll.

The Elf-warrior · 06-27-2006, 07:23 PM

Saruman: I am the insatiable curiosity that leads him to a Darwin Award worthy death!

Glirdan · 06-27-2006, 07:32 PM

Gandalf: I am that explosive discovery that sets Pippin's hair on fire.

The Elf-warrior · 06-27-2006, 08:22 PM

Saruman: I am the lake that extinguises his hair and drowns him!

Orominuialwen · 06-27-2006, 09:07 PM

Gandalf: I am the giant blowtorch that evaporates the lake!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-28-2006, 02:42 AM

Saruman: I am the emptiness that fills the Blowtorch.

Oddwen · 06-28-2006, 06:50 AM

Gandalf: I am a flaming Balrog, who needs no stinkin' fuel!

mormegil · 06-28-2006, 07:07 AM

Saruman: I am Glorfindel of Gondolin.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-28-2006, 08:01 AM

Gandalf: I am the fall of Gondolin.

Oddwen · 06-28-2006, 08:12 AM

Saruman: I am all the refugees of Gondolin who escaped.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-28-2006, 08:37 AM

Gandalf: I am the Dragon that swoops upon them.

Valier · 06-28-2006, 11:29 AM

Saruman: I am the Dragon-be-gone spray that is used on the swooping Dragon.

High King Fingolfin · 06-28-2006, 02:25 PM

Gandalf: I am the army of Balrogs which makes the dragon unnecessary!

06-25-2006, 02:26 AM	#164
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the 10390th Orc who feels left out. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-25-2006, 02:21 PM	#165
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who left the 10390th out. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-25-2006, 02:27 PM	#166
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: I am the rancid meat famine of the Third Age that wipes out hordes of orcs, including this horde. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-25-2006, 02:28 PM	#167
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the vegetarian Orcs who are unaffected. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-25-2006, 03:20 PM	#168
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the Ents, who are furious at the Orcs for being vegetarians and demolish them. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-25-2006, 01:37 AM	#162
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: I am the field of sweet-smelling flowers that attracts all the killer bees and turn them into--sweet honeybees.

06-25-2006, 07:34 PM	#169
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am the Entwives, who beat up the Ents for being so violent.

06-25-2006, 08:39 PM	#170
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the Elm tree Sam's cousin spots in the Shire, who was actually an Entish Stud who lures the Entwives away. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-25-2006, 08:45 PM	#171
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	SARUMAN: I am the lumberjack that cuts down the walking tree. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-25-2006, 08:55 PM	#172
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Gandalf: I am the radical enviromentalist who burns down the lumberjack's house with his wife and children inside. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

06-25-2006, 09:15 PM	#173
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Saruman: I am the mainstream that stops the environmentalist radical. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-26-2006, 12:31 AM	#174
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the moral Panic that distracts the mainstream. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-26-2006, 08:04 AM	#175
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Saruman: I am the plastic toilet paper that makes cuting down all trees a good thing. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-26-2006, 03:24 PM	#176
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the tree farms that make cutting down old growth forests for paper unnecessary! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-27-2006, 01:16 AM	#177
symestreem Face in the Water Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 728	Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree farms. __________________ A Gandalf-uncloaking-free zone.

06-27-2006, 01:40 AM	#178
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the termite poison that... erm... poisons the termites. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-27-2006, 03:34 AM	#179
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am the termite poison antidote that...kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?

06-27-2006, 03:58 AM	#180
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the four hundred thousand miles that separates the termites from the antidote! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-27-2006, 07:44 AM	#181
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am continental drift, that suddenly brings the termites and the antidote mere inches apart. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-27-2006, 10:03 AM	#182
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Gandalf: I am an Old rotten tree that distracts the termites from their antidote! __________________ grand return?........

06-27-2006, 05:15 PM	#183
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the dynamite that blows up the tree stump! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-27-2006, 05:26 PM	#184
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "I am that darned bad fuse that you always seem to get when you need something to light the most."

06-27-2006, 05:32 PM	#185
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am a homicidal maniac with a flame thrower! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-27-2006, 06:18 PM	#186
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Gandalf: I am the fireproof salamander who swallows the flames. (Gulp) __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

06-27-2006, 06:33 PM	#187
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am a salamander eating Troll! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-27-2006, 06:45 PM	#188
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Gandalf: I am Pippin, who slays the troll. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

06-27-2006, 07:23 PM	#189
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the insatiable curiosity that leads him to a Darwin Award worthy death! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-27-2006, 07:32 PM	#190
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: I am that explosive discovery that sets Pippin's hair on fire. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-27-2006, 08:22 PM	#191
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the lake that extinguises his hair and drowns him! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-27-2006, 09:07 PM	#192
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Gandalf: I am the giant blowtorch that evaporates the lake! __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

06-28-2006, 02:42 AM	#193
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the emptiness that fills the Blowtorch. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-28-2006, 06:50 AM	#194
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am a flaming Balrog, who needs no stinkin' fuel! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-28-2006, 07:07 AM	#195
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Saruman: I am Glorfindel of Gondolin. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-28-2006, 08:01 AM	#196
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the fall of Gondolin. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-28-2006, 08:12 AM	#197
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am all the refugees of Gondolin who escaped. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door