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04-18-2007, 06:17 AM
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Pittodrie Poltergeist
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again
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The Barrow Downs: There'll be punch and pie
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04-18-2007, 08:00 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Corpses are Wight,
Their lips are all blue, Do Balrogs have wings? Some think that they do. The Barrows are empty, We haunt not a little, The Balrog's a stud, And so is Ron Kittle.
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04-19-2007, 02:34 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Barrow Downs:
- It's like gambling, but with even less hope of winning - - Not Going to Take Over The World - - Better than being forced to watch Barney for three straight days -
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04-21-2007, 09:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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The Barrow Downs:
- Home of the sequipedial skeletons. - " " " putrid punsters. - " " " fighting fermentations...? - What hath we... rot?
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05-14-2007, 03:52 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Barrow Downs
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
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05-14-2007, 03:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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Random Titles on clearance......
The Barrow Downs pwn everything
In fact, the Barrow Downs pwn at life....er death? 
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05-14-2007, 04:09 PM
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Playful Ghoul
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Ontario, Canada
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The Barrow-Downs: Bringing Tolkien Back To Life
or more practically and less punnily: The Barrow-Downs: Strictly Tolkien
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05-16-2007, 03:00 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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The Barrowdowns: I see dead people.
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05-22-2007, 02:11 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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"We're Wights of the Round Table!
Our show are formidable . . ." Monty Python and Serious Cat... A pity an uncloaking Gandalf and Mt. Zoom aren't included as wel.... 
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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06-25-2007, 06:55 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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This is terrible and I might even have done it before
The Barrow Downs: When you have been dead 100 years, you only just started being dead!
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08-13-2007, 04:10 PM
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Alive without breath
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The Barrow Downs:
Banned by most of the world.
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11-10-2007, 03:37 PM
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Alive without breath
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Bump...
I think some of these slogans may require a slight change of logo. For the following...
The Barrow Downs: Beyond Time and Space! I recommend...  Any one who gets this joke can have a million groats.
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11-11-2007, 05:40 AM
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11-11-2007, 06:09 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Ah! That is such a cool logo. I'll take those groats if I may, considering we're watching Doctor Who right at this moment.
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02-03-2008, 04:39 PM
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Alive without breath
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Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Barrow Downs...
"Generating nonsense since 1872"
"Communism that works." "Only £19.95!" "Pay nothing for 3 years!" "Don't feed the Saucepan."
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02-04-2008, 05:38 PM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
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helping to revive a good ol' thread
The barrow downs: One of your 5 a day,
The barrow downs: Part of a healthy, balanced diet The barrow downs: the place no sane person dare venture, The barrow downs: May contain nuts The barrow downs: Free with every £1000 donated The barrow downs: Madness! Maddness! these are the barrow downs! The barrow downs: Read manual before use The barrow downs: Danger! Use with caution! The barrow downs: Using your life to bring Tolkien back The barrow downs: Pay the £20000 and we might let you out... unscathed... maybe slight damage... bleeding... with a broken leg... dead... As a wight... forget it- Once you've got here you won't want to leave *presses knife against back* The barrow downs: You look pale and Wight The barrow downs: Wight is the new black
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
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02-08-2008, 04:43 PM
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This is an amazing thread
And just a mall contribution: The Barrow Downs: Don't get a life, get a death!
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02-13-2008, 09:50 AM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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-Oh, get a life! -No. get death or even... Got death? (like got milk) or even still... The Barrow-Downs- better than a cemetery!
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The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.
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02-13-2008, 11:36 AM
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Alive without breath
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Fantastic! The Barrow Downs: Can't say we didn't warn you. OR The Barrow Downs: Better than Acid in the Eyes.
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02-13-2008, 02:36 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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"The Barrow-Downs - we ARE a cemetery!"? If we were an auction site, we'd be for mor-bid! If we were an orthodontist, we'd be plague-free! If we were agricultural, we'd grow corn-on-macabre! (Yes actually, it is possible, we gruesome before!) If we dealt in perishable goods, they'd be expired! If we played sports, we'd...nah, I'll pass on that one. Cemetery for a little while, but cemetery...forever.
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02-13-2008, 03:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2007
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02-22-2008, 12:21 PM
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The barrow-downs: Visit the world's only corn grown on McCaber
The barrow-downs: Be hookbilled by a Goomba The barrow-downs: free for all paying customers
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02-24-2008, 04:50 PM
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I hope this thread doesn't die soon
The barrow downs: Don't get a life, get an account
(sorry again hookbill) The barrow downs: We'll hookbill your goomba and finally (sorry hookbill, but your name fits so well): Hookbill, Hookbill, Hookbill of the BDF, Hookbill, Hookbill, Hookbill of the BD, BD, BD, Hookbill of the BDF: Its a man's (and woman's) job on the Barrow Downs Forum. (if you don't get that look here) That fits so well, I might use it for my TV advert.
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02-27-2008, 03:06 PM
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The barrow downs: your life away from life
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02-28-2008, 10:06 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope!
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Right on Eönwë.The Barrow Downs: Your shortcut to infinate death.
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02-28-2008, 03:50 PM
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The Barrow downs: get a real fake death
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02-28-2008, 04:54 PM
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Alive without breath
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Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Barrow Downs:
Eating Babies since 1418. The Barrow Downs: Not cannibalistic. The Barrow Downs: Mashing up our neighbours. The Barrow downs: Definitely not cannibals. The Barrow Downs: We chew your brain. The Barrow Downs: Seriously, we're not cannibals!
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02-29-2008, 09:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Where young people go to retire
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The Barrow Downs: totally Wight-washed.
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com |
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03-01-2008, 07:32 AM
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The Barrow Downs: The reason why Tolkien was banned in 1952
Lose wight with the Barrow Downs "I lost 5 stones"
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03-02-2008, 04:21 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Barrow Downs:
- It's a mystery - You wouldn't get it - We were like you once... Long ago- - End of story - - Where you can't be serious -
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-12-2008 at 02:14 AM. |
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03-15-2008, 12:07 PM
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-Forget about life, get death
-Where life and death are the same thing -The only place where skin is an A-class drug -We promise we won't Hookbill yer Goomba. really. And finally: That meat you see on that spit is not a human. Trust me. We aren't cannibals! We aren't cannibals! We really aren't. Believe me. Mmm.. you look tasty.
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03-18-2008, 04:33 PM
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The Downs have no sanity! The Downs need no sanity!
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03-18-2008, 04:43 PM
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Alive without breath
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The Barrow Downs:
- Where double posters are burned alive. - Makes you feel all tingly inside - You may pass. - Printed on High Quality Paper
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03-19-2008, 01:38 PM
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The Barrow Downs: Argh! It crashed on me!
edit: or: The Barrow-Downs: We never sleep
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03-19-2008, 04:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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The Barrowdowns!
- Now comes with six new shades! (  )- Offering pestilence, pool, and lawn service to all members. - "Spineless" does NOT mean without character.
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Our Wights come in six new shades
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
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I am so sorry if any of these have been used before
The Barrow Downs
- Taste a bit like chicken - Because a llama was too expensive - The wildest thing to hit Sweden since Gustav Vasa
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03-20-2008, 07:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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(Get ready to groan, this has to be one of my worst yet.)
The Barrowdowns: Middle Earth's Hill of Wights
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
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The Barrowdowns: I Love Wight!
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