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Face in the Water
Join Date: Dec 2003
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SARUMAN: I am the killer bees that swarm the factory and prevent anyone from working! Oh, and also: symestreem: I am the duct tape of doom which will wrap itself around anyone who uncloaks! ![]() ![]()
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Gandalf: I am the field of sweet-smelling flowers that attracts all the killer bees and turn them into--sweet honeybees.
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Odinic Wanderer
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Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who stomps on the bees when they are sitting on the sweet-smelling flowers.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: I am the 10390th Orc who feels left out.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who left the 10390th out.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Gandalf: I am the rancid meat famine of the Third Age that wipes out hordes of orcs, including this horde.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: I am the vegetarian Orcs who are unaffected.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Gandalf: I am the Ents, who are furious at the Orcs for being vegetarians and demolish them.
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Saruman: I am the Entwives, who beat up the Ents for being so violent.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Gandalf: I am the Elm tree Sam's cousin spots in the Shire, who was actually an Entish Stud who lures the Entwives away.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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SARUMAN: I am the lumberjack that cuts down the walking tree.
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
Posts: 3,460
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Gandalf: I am the radical enviromentalist who burns down the lumberjack's house with his wife and children inside.
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression. |
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Saruman: I am the mainstream that stops the environmentalist radical.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: I am the moral Panic that distracts the mainstream.
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#175 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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Saruman: I am the plastic toilet paper that makes cuting down all trees a good thing.
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the tree farms that make cutting down old growth forests for paper unnecessary!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Face in the Water
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree farms.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: I am the termite poison that... erm... poisons the termites.
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#179 |
Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
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Saruman: I am the termite poison antidote that...kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: I am the four hundred thousand miles that separates the termites from the antidote!
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saruman: I am continental drift, that suddenly brings the termites and the antidote mere inches apart.
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#182 |
Twisted Taleswapper
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity
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Gandalf: I am an Old rotten tree that distracts the termites from their antidote!
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grand return?........ |
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#183 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the dynamite that blows up the tree stump!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Gandalf: "I am that darned bad fuse that you always seem to get when you need something to light the most."
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#185 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am a homicidal maniac with a flame thrower!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
Posts: 1,767
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Gandalf: I am the fireproof salamander who swallows the flames. (Gulp)
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff. |
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#187 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am a salamander eating Troll!
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the insatiable curiosity that leads him to a Darwin Award worthy death!
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Energetic Essence
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Gandalf: I am that explosive discovery that sets Pippin's hair on fire.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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#191 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the lake that extinguises his hair and drowns him!
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA)
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Gandalf: I am the giant blowtorch that evaporates the lake!
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Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Saruman: I am the emptiness that fills the Blowtorch.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Gandalf: I am a flaming Balrog, who needs no stinkin' fuel!
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#196 |
Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: I am the fall of Gondolin.
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Saruman: I am all the refugees of Gondolin who escaped.
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: I am the Dragon that swoops upon them.
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Twisted Taleswapper
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity
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Saruman: I am the Dragon-be-gone spray that is used on the swooping Dragon.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Gandalf: I am the army of Balrogs which makes the dragon unnecessary!
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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