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Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-21-2005, 08:51 AM

. . . it was actually the opposite that happened. Mt Zoom was run over by Cyborg Aragorn.

The Perky Ent · 09-21-2005, 09:24 AM

Unfortunatly, in the process, Cyborg Aragorn was killed

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-21-2005, 10:09 AM

Fortunately, so was Sauron.

The Elf-warrior · 09-21-2005, 02:44 PM

Unfortunately Sauron was already dead because Eru ate the Ring.

Kath · 09-21-2005, 02:57 PM

Fortunately this was not the case as Eru had not yet digested the Ring.

Glirdan · 09-21-2005, 04:51 PM

Unfourtunately, this also meant that Gandalf didn't turn into the White Wizard.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-21-2005, 07:25 PM

. . . that didn't matter, because he ended up marrying Nienna, and she never had to cry again.

(Awww, that's sweet!)

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-21-2005, 11:46 PM

Unfourtunately, this meant that her tear ducts burst and she died.

Orominuialwen · 09-22-2005, 12:35 AM

Forutnately, being a Vala, and therefore not mortal, Nienna couldn't die, so she decided to get herself a late-night snack.

Boromir88 · 09-22-2005, 06:16 AM

Unfortunately, Gimli had sacked Nienna's fridge.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-22-2005, 07:15 AM

Fortunately, having a fridge in his sack weighed him down so he was soon caught.

The Perky Ent · 09-22-2005, 01:54 PM

Unfortunatly, Gilmli was secretly Aule's favorite dwarf, and turned him into a Maia

Glirdan · 09-22-2005, 04:11 PM

Fourtunately, Gimli didn't care because he became imortal, unless he took form of a dwarf again.

Hiriel · 09-22-2005, 07:10 PM

Unfortunately, those dwarf women were just too tempting for the new maia, and he forsook his immortality. (probably had to do with the beards)

The 1,000 Reader · 09-22-2005, 07:38 PM

Fortunately, he slipped, hit his head, and was knocked out cold before he could foolishly do so.

The Perky Ent · 09-22-2005, 08:42 PM

Unfortunatly, Yavanna did not apreciate his pick up lines, and turned him back into a dwarf

Gil-Galad · 09-22-2005, 09:37 PM

fortunately she turned him into a 7-foot dwarf with a laser-hand and a guitar as the other

THE Ka · 09-22-2005, 11:12 PM

Unfortunately, when Gimli tried to host the first ever (and most remembered) maia only performed lazer lights solo rock show, something went terribly wrong and the only disclosings from the significant others was better left said and exposed in a horrific relevation that Gimli had indeed, given up the life of rock and roll for good...

~ Aesthete

The Perky Ent · 09-22-2005, 11:36 PM

Fortunatly, he came back in twenty years in a spin off where he played his original music in acustics

Boromir88 · 09-23-2005, 05:02 AM

Unfortunately the show went bust and everyone hated it.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-23-2005, 05:23 AM

Fortunatly it was so hated, that it became cult music for a small group of anarchist dwarves, witch took Gimli as there leader.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-23-2005, 06:38 AM

Unfortunately, Gimli was already busy stalking Galadriel.

Gil-Galad · 09-23-2005, 07:15 AM

Fortunately the Anarchists stalked Galadriel with Gimli

The Perky Ent · 09-23-2005, 07:50 AM

Unfortunatly Galadrial landed in a pile of mud, and no one liked her anymore

Morsul the Dark · 09-23-2005, 11:17 AM

Fortunately Gimli believed the tales of women popping out of the ground and took this as a sign and began flirting with galadriel

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-23-2005, 11:21 AM

Unfortunatly, his opening line was "You look just like my mother in law!"

Boromir88 · 09-23-2005, 11:28 AM

Fortunately, Galadriel was turned on by Gimli's deep voice...

The Perky Ent · 09-23-2005, 11:29 AM

Unfortunatly, so was Feanor, and (because he thought Galadriel had the deep voice) he grabbed Galadriel and took her to the vaults of Formenos

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-23-2005, 11:32 AM

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Unfortunatly, so was Feanor, and (because he thought Galadriel had the deep voice) he grabbed Galadriel and took her to the vaults of Formenos

Fortunately, Melko had broken them.

The Perky Ent · 09-23-2005, 11:32 AM

Unfortunatly, Galadriel had an affair with Manwe, and when Varda found out, she cast her into the void with Morgoth!

Glirdan · 09-23-2005, 02:06 PM

Fourtunately, Morgoth found her presence shall we say, rather "enlightining". Which wasn't a good thing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-23-2005, 02:10 PM

Unfortunatly, as Glirdan said, this wasn't a god thing.

Meneltarmacil · 09-23-2005, 02:12 PM

Fortunately, this actually was a God thing, and divine intervention cleared up the whole mess.

The Perky Ent · 09-23-2005, 02:18 PM

Unfortunatly, Perky went back in time with a spell check machine and negated the last two posts!

Meneltarmacil · 09-23-2005, 03:36 PM

Fortunately (but unfortunately for him), he went a little too far back in time and got eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex.

The Perky Ent · 09-23-2005, 05:42 PM

Unfortunatly (but fortunatly for me) the T-Rex was a carnivore, and therefore didn't eat ents

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-23-2005, 06:04 PM

Fortunately Gimli did not care and kept on romansing women with his deep voice!

Meneltarmacil · 09-23-2005, 06:05 PM

Unfortunately, he fell into a bottomless pit.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-23-2005, 06:48 PM

Fortunately the pit did have a bottom and the creater of the pit was acussed of false labelling.

Glirdan · 09-23-2005, 08:13 PM

Unfourtunately, as soon as Gimli hit the bottom of the floor, the floor gave out and he continued to fall.

09-21-2005, 08:51 AM	#1761
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . it was actually the opposite that happened. Mt Zoom was run over by Cyborg Aragorn. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-21-2005, 09:24 AM	#1762
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, in the process, Cyborg Aragorn was killed __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-21-2005, 10:09 AM	#1763
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, so was Sauron. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-21-2005, 02:44 PM	#1764
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Sauron was already dead because Eru ate the Ring. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-21-2005, 02:57 PM	#1765
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately this was not the case as Eru had not yet digested the Ring. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-21-2005, 04:51 PM	#1766
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, this also meant that Gandalf didn't turn into the White Wizard. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-21-2005, 07:25 PM	#1767
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . that didn't matter, because he ended up marrying Nienna, and she never had to cry again. (Awww, that's sweet!) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-21-2005, 11:46 PM	#1768
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfourtunately, this meant that her tear ducts burst and she died. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-22-2005, 12:35 AM	#1769
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Forutnately, being a Vala, and therefore not mortal, Nienna couldn't die, so she decided to get herself a late-night snack. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

09-22-2005, 06:16 AM	#1770
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately, Gimli had sacked Nienna's fridge. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-22-2005, 07:15 AM	#1771
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, having a fridge in his sack weighed him down so he was soon caught. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-22-2005, 01:54 PM	#1772
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Gilmli was secretly Aule's favorite dwarf, and turned him into a Maia __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-22-2005, 04:11 PM	#1773
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Gimli didn't care because he became imortal, unless he took form of a dwarf again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-22-2005, 07:10 PM	#1774
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Unfortunately, those dwarf women were just too tempting for the new maia, and he forsook his immortality. (probably had to do with the beards) __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

09-22-2005, 07:38 PM	#1775
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, he slipped, hit his head, and was knocked out cold before he could foolishly do so.

09-22-2005, 08:42 PM	#1776
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Yavanna did not apreciate his pick up lines, and turned him back into a dwarf __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-22-2005, 09:37 PM	#1777
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	fortunately she turned him into a 7-foot dwarf with a laser-hand and a guitar as the other __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-22-2005, 11:12 PM	#1778
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, when Gimli tried to host the first ever (and most remembered) maia only performed lazer lights solo rock show, something went terribly wrong and the only disclosings from the significant others was better left said and exposed in a horrific relevation that Gimli had indeed, given up the life of rock and roll for good... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-22-2005, 11:36 PM	#1779
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Fortunatly, he came back in twenty years in a spin off where he played his original music in acustics __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-23-2005, 05:02 AM	#1780
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Unfortunately the show went bust and everyone hated it. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-23-2005, 06:38 AM	#1782
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Gimli was already busy stalking Galadriel. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-23-2005, 07:15 AM	#1783
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately the Anarchists stalked Galadriel with Gimli __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-23-2005, 07:50 AM	#1784
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly Galadrial landed in a pile of mud, and no one liked her anymore __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-23-2005, 11:17 AM	#1785
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Fortunately Gimli believed the tales of women popping out of the ground and took this as a sign and began flirting with galadriel __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-23-2005, 11:21 AM	#1786
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunatly, his opening line was "You look just like my mother in law!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-23-2005, 11:28 AM	#1787
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,519	Fortunately, Galadriel was turned on by Gimli's deep voice... __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-23-2005, 11:29 AM	#1788
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, so was Feanor, and (because he thought Galadriel had the deep voice) he grabbed Galadriel and took her to the vaults of Formenos __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' Last edited by The Perky Ent; 09-23-2005 at 11:31 AM. Reason: Curse you Boromir

09-23-2005, 11:32 AM	#1790
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Galadriel had an affair with Manwe, and when Varda found out, she cast her into the void with Morgoth! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-23-2005, 02:06 PM	#1791
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Morgoth found her presence shall we say, rather "enlightining". Which wasn't a good thing. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-23-2005, 02:10 PM	#1792
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunatly, as Glirdan said, this wasn't a god thing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-23-2005, 02:12 PM	#1793
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this actually was a God thing, and divine intervention cleared up the whole mess. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-23-2005, 02:18 PM	#1794
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Perky went back in time with a spell check machine and negated the last two posts! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-23-2005, 03:36 PM	#1795
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately (but unfortunately for him), he went a little too far back in time and got eaten by a Tyrannosaurus rex. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-23-2005, 05:42 PM	#1796
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly (but fortunatly for me) the T-Rex was a carnivore, and therefore didn't eat ents __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-23-2005, 06:05 PM	#1798
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he fell into a bottomless pit. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.