Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 43 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-16-2005, 11:43 PM

. . . Eru ate the Ring.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-17-2005, 12:39 AM

Unfortunately, He got indigestion and Middle Earth became a crazy place where Gandalf was uncloaked and Balrogs had one wing.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-17-2005, 12:46 AM

. . . he took an antacid, and everything went back to normal.

(Gandalf was still uncloaked, though.

)

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 07:59 AM

Unfourtunately, the antacid didn't work and he exploded. Gandalf however was still uncloaked!!!!

Celuien · 09-17-2005, 08:12 AM

Fortunately, when Eru explodes, everyone, including Gandalf, puts on a cloak. And being omnipotent, Eru simply reassembled himself and emerged from the explosion unscathed.

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 08:14 AM

Unfourtunately, Gandalf didn't like having a cloak on so he took it off again.

Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 08:40 AM

Fortunately Aule had constructed the cloak specifically for Gandalf, meaning he couldn't take it off...(i.e. he put super-fast drying super glue on the inside)

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 08:43 AM

Unfoutunately, when Gandalf was fighting the Balrog, the heat of the Balrog reliquified the glue and Gandalf took the cloak off.

Meneltarmacil · 09-17-2005, 09:13 AM

Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien erased the word "uncloaked" from LOTR and put a stop to all this nonsense.

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 09:29 AM

Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the writer of the book!!!!

Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 10:59 AM

Fortunately Tolkien bought the copyrights from the real author and now it was his.

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 11:01 AM

Unfourtunately, J.K Rowling bought him out and she had the rights to the books!!!!!

Gil-Galad · 09-17-2005, 11:30 AM

Fortunately Glirdan fell into the radioactive pepto bismal, or pushed in, becaue of his under-posting to me and Boromir

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 11:32 AM

Unfourtunately, Glirdan pulled Gil in with him. (This should probably be a fourtunately.

just kidding!!!)

The 1,000 Reader · 09-17-2005, 11:36 AM

Fortunately, Frodo woke up from his stinger-induced sleep and broke off from his dream( the thread.) Frodo then realized he was in Cirith Ungol.

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 11:37 AM

Unfourtunately, he wasn't awake because he had a dream that he had a wife. But then he did wake up and saw the horrible reality. GANDALF UNCLOAKED!!!!!!

The 1,000 Reader · 09-17-2005, 11:43 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf was in his regular attire and only missing his cloak, which he used as a coat.

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 11:47 AM

Unfourtunately, his attire was dyed pink and we all know that Gandalf likes white over pink.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-17-2005, 11:48 AM

Fortunately, by this time, all the B-Downers had saved up enough money to a) buy the rights of J.K.Rowling and b) have her shot. They then gave the rights back to Tolkien and he finally erased Uncloaked Gandalf.

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 11:52 AM

Unfourtunately, he was rather amused by all the "Gandalf Uncloaked" comments and jokes passing between the Downer's that he let it stay.

Gil-Galad · 09-17-2005, 11:56 AM

Fortunately Glirdan let some other downers do the unfortunately part and learns to wait a little bit, like what i do sometimes

Hiriel · 09-17-2005, 05:37 PM

Unfortunantly, this post breaks Glirdan's 'unfortuantly post streak', so the question of whether he should wait or not like Gil-Galad does is dead.

Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 06:15 PM

Fortunately, Sauron's life was bound to Glirdan's "unfortunately posting streak." When that streak was broken Sauron spontaneously combusted.

Gil-Galad · 09-17-2005, 06:23 PM

unfortunately all of Middle Earth spontaneusly combusted with Sauron

Boromir88 · 09-17-2005, 06:42 PM

Fortunately that was Eru's plan all along. He now got to sit in peace and relaxation never having to deal with the pesky races of middle-earth again. (Or Gandalf's uncloakedness).

The Perky Ent · 09-17-2005, 07:32 PM

Unfortunatly, Eru's older twin brother, Meru, came and killed Eru. Then he created his own world where uncloaked Gandalf's walked the streets by the thousands!

Glirdan · 09-17-2005, 08:12 PM

Fourtunately, Glirdan came back and set everything straight. Eru back as head of Arda, no Gandalf's uncloaking and destroying Gil's big ego were just some of the things on his agenda.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-18-2005, 03:16 AM

. . . a cloaked Gandalf heralds the end of everything. The thread collapses upon itself into a single point of extreme inanity.

The 1,000 Reader · 09-18-2005, 04:23 AM

Fortunately, an atom survived, split, and recreated everything like it was before via a second big bang. However, Thursday had become the official "Mock Sauron" day.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-18-2005, 04:38 AM

. . . Sauron did not like Thursday being 'Mock Sauron' Day, and so he made Reps of Power to distribute to the posters of Fortunately/Unfortunately thread. Then he secretly, in the forum of Mt. Doom, he forged the One Rep to Rule Them All. He took over the minds of all those who posted in this thread. SAURON WINS!!!

(Bleah, that was long!)

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 06:41 AM

Fourtunately, he lost the Ruling Rep of Power.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-18-2005, 06:44 AM

. . . he sent out his Repwraith, under the dreaded Perky King of Ents, to find it.

Boromir88 · 09-18-2005, 06:47 AM

Fortunately the greatest of Middle-earth gathered a trupendous force against Sauron and Perky King of Ents.

But that was only "A DIVERSION!" The real Trupendous force is marching to Barad-dur.

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 06:48 AM

Unfourtunately, Legolas was leading the attack on Barad-Dur.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-18-2005, 06:53 AM

. . . Legolas never runs out of arrows.

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 08:17 AM

Unfourtunately, he did this time.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 08:20 AM

Fortunately Haldir gave him some of his.

Kath · 09-18-2005, 08:22 AM

Unfortunately Haldir didn't like Legolas and gave him arrows that shot backwards (mwahahaha).

Glirdan · 09-18-2005, 08:26 AM

Fourtunately, they missed Legolas and kept hitting orcs behind him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-18-2005, 09:26 AM

Unfortunately, they did not kill them as they were blunt.

09-16-2005, 11:43 PM	#1681
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Eru ate the Ring. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-17-2005, 12:39 AM	#1682
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, He got indigestion and Middle Earth became a crazy place where Gandalf was uncloaked and Balrogs had one wing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-17-2005, 12:46 AM	#1683
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . he took an antacid, and everything went back to normal. (Gandalf was still uncloaked, though. ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-17-2005, 07:59 AM	#1684
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, the antacid didn't work and he exploded. Gandalf however was still uncloaked!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 08:12 AM	#1685
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Fortunately, when Eru explodes, everyone, including Gandalf, puts on a cloak. And being omnipotent, Eru simply reassembled himself and emerged from the explosion unscathed. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-17-2005, 08:14 AM	#1686
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Gandalf didn't like having a cloak on so he took it off again. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 08:40 AM	#1687
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately Aule had constructed the cloak specifically for Gandalf, meaning he couldn't take it off...(i.e. he put super-fast drying super glue on the inside) __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-17-2005, 08:43 AM	#1688
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfoutunately, when Gandalf was fighting the Balrog, the heat of the Balrog reliquified the glue and Gandalf took the cloak off. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 09:13 AM	#1689
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien erased the word "uncloaked" from LOTR and put a stop to all this nonsense. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-17-2005, 09:29 AM	#1690
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Tolkien wasn't the writer of the book!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 10:59 AM	#1691
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately Tolkien bought the copyrights from the real author and now it was his. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-17-2005, 11:01 AM	#1692
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, J.K Rowling bought him out and she had the rights to the books!!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 11:30 AM	#1693
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately Glirdan fell into the radioactive pepto bismal, or pushed in, becaue of his under-posting to me and Boromir __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-17-2005, 11:32 AM	#1694
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Glirdan pulled Gil in with him. (This should probably be a fourtunately. just kidding!!!) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 11:36 AM	#1695
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Frodo woke up from his stinger-induced sleep and broke off from his dream( the thread.) Frodo then realized he was in Cirith Ungol.

09-17-2005, 11:37 AM	#1696
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, he wasn't awake because he had a dream that he had a wife. But then he did wake up and saw the horrible reality. GANDALF UNCLOAKED!!!!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 11:43 AM	#1697
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Gandalf was in his regular attire and only missing his cloak, which he used as a coat.

09-17-2005, 11:47 AM	#1698
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, his attire was dyed pink and we all know that Gandalf likes white over pink. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 11:48 AM	#1699
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, by this time, all the B-Downers had saved up enough money to a) buy the rights of J.K.Rowling and b) have her shot. They then gave the rights back to Tolkien and he finally erased Uncloaked Gandalf. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-17-2005, 11:52 AM	#1700
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, he was rather amused by all the "Gandalf Uncloaked" comments and jokes passing between the Downer's that he let it stay. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-17-2005, 11:56 AM	#1701
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately Glirdan let some other downers do the unfortunately part and learns to wait a little bit, like what i do sometimes __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-17-2005, 05:37 PM	#1702
Hiriel Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Sleeping in the South, dreaming of Umbar Posts: 135	Unfortunantly, this post breaks Glirdan's 'unfortuantly post streak', so the question of whether he should wait or not like Gil-Galad does is dead. __________________ Out of doubt, out of dark to the day's rising 4 8 15 16 23 42 ~Proud Lostaway

09-17-2005, 06:15 PM	#1703
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately, Sauron's life was bound to Glirdan's "unfortunately posting streak." When that streak was broken Sauron spontaneously combusted. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-17-2005, 06:23 PM	#1704
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	unfortunately all of Middle Earth spontaneusly combusted with Sauron __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-17-2005, 06:42 PM	#1705
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately that was Eru's plan all along. He now got to sit in peace and relaxation never having to deal with the pesky races of middle-earth again. (Or Gandalf's uncloakedness). __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-17-2005, 07:32 PM	#1706
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunatly, Eru's older twin brother, Meru, came and killed Eru. Then he created his own world where uncloaked Gandalf's walked the streets by the thousands! __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-17-2005, 08:12 PM	#1707
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Glirdan came back and set everything straight. Eru back as head of Arda, no Gandalf's uncloaking and destroying Gil's big ego were just some of the things on his agenda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 03:16 AM	#1708
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . a cloaked Gandalf heralds the end of everything. The thread collapses upon itself into a single point of extreme inanity. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-18-2005, 04:23 AM	#1709
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, an atom survived, split, and recreated everything like it was before via a second big bang. However, Thursday had become the official "Mock Sauron" day.

09-18-2005, 04:38 AM	#1710
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Sauron did not like Thursday being 'Mock Sauron' Day, and so he made Reps of Power to distribute to the posters of Fortunately/Unfortunately thread. Then he secretly, in the forum of Mt. Doom, he forged the One Rep to Rule Them All. He took over the minds of all those who posted in this thread. SAURON WINS!!! (Bleah, that was long!) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-18-2005, 06:41 AM	#1711
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, he lost the Ruling Rep of Power. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 06:44 AM	#1712
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . he sent out his Repwraith, under the dreaded Perky King of Ents, to find it. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-18-2005, 06:47 AM	#1713
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately the greatest of Middle-earth gathered a trupendous force against Sauron and Perky King of Ents. But that was only "A DIVERSION!" The real Trupendous force is marching to Barad-dur. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-18-2005, 06:48 AM	#1714
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, Legolas was leading the attack on Barad-Dur. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-18-2005, 06:53 AM	#1715
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . Legolas never runs out of arrows. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...