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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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Those Rivendell elves boyfriends said they'd do WHAT
with this sword to Merry and Pippin just because they got really friendly at Elrond's toga party!
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03-14-2010, 06:47 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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All good things must come to an end
Sam: "Is that a sword in your hand or are you just happy to see me, Mr. Frodo."
Pippin: "I think it's time to break up this fellowship!"
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03-14-2010, 09:36 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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Sam: "Cheer up, Mr. Frodo. You can't win if you don't try, my gaffer always used to say."
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03-15-2010, 02:26 PM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
Posts: 3,928
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Pippin steps in something sticky.
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Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place
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03-15-2010, 02:59 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,328
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The trouble with taking Hobbits on a major quest was that they were easily distracted by shiny or moving objects.
Pippin: "Squirrel!" Merry: "Squirrel!" Frodo: "Shiiiiiiiny!" Sam: "Squirrel!"
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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04-18-2010, 07:55 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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It's either this . . .
or we need a new picture!
Pippin: "Aaauuggghhh!" Merry: "Dum de dum doo doo, errrr . . ." Frodo: "eh eh eh eh" Sam: "I told you not look when Gandalf is uncloaking!"
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04-18-2010, 01:38 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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The photographer despaired at the attempts of the latest Middle-earth boy band to appear 'aloof'.
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05-18-2010, 06:33 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Frodo had noticed that Gandalf seemed even older, more tired these days; he was taking a very long time to uncloak, anyway.
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05-22-2010, 04:42 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Unsuccessful Hobbit invention #314: The human compass.
Frodo: My sword definitely points north! Merry: No, mine says north... Sam: Two norths?! Is it some sort of dark magic at work? Pippin: But we just came from the north... this is stupid.
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06-07-2010, 02:43 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,848
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Along the lines of Formendacil
Frodo was the first person ever to be hypnotized by a sword.
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07-27-2010, 07:57 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Sam: I told you not to go and follow Mr Merry again, He always getting Lost.
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08-03-2010, 06:28 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Sean Astin:- Now remember what that nice Mr Jackson told us, 'Don't damage The Ringwraiths clothing', as he wants to hire it out to The Dementors in the next Potty Harry movie.
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08-08-2010, 09:11 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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New Picture
Help! We need a new picture! This one has been up since February. Please, precioussss!
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08-08-2010, 10:43 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Okay then...
 Theoden: These new pants are a little too big... And Horse shaped... OR Thoeden refused to admit he failed his horse riding test...
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08-08-2010, 11:33 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,039
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The Rohirrim's inability to fashion weight-training equipment led to some odd improvisations.
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08-08-2010, 02:18 PM
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The Werewolf's Companion
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The Moon
Posts: 3,021
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Theoden soon realizes the problems involved with using a horse as a blanket.
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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris
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08-08-2010, 03:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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Snowmane: "Oh right. Great plan, kingy. Just charge right
into a humongous army led by a pteradactyl riding nazgul. What could possibly go wrong? Next time I get a wizard rider. I should have listened to my mother. Go north, young horse, to Bree, she said. But no, I had to...." Thedoen: "Will you shut up. I'm dying here!"
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08-10-2010, 08:42 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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'I'm supposed to take the saddle off when you are standing, not when you've lain down Snowmane!'
or The untimely Death of Theoflat Edskew
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08-10-2010, 11:49 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Theoden: This wasn't in the drivers manual!
or Theoden: You know, this could be a very relaxing day, laying here in the sun, no clouds. Too bad this horse is laying on me! Snowmane: I have a name you know! 
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-11-2010, 01:30 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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"A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a- Curse you, ironic genie!"
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08-11-2010, 01:38 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Theoden thought there was something suspicious about the new weight lifting equipment in the Edoras gym.
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08-11-2010, 03:28 PM
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Soul of Fire
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: City of Steel
Posts: 666
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GET YOUR HOOFS OFF OF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY HORSE!
 or As he awoke in the morning, Theoden realised that he should never have refused Don Corleone's demand.
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08-17-2010, 08:23 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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News Flash!
"This just in on Edoras Channel 5 Evening News! A horrible accident has occurred on the 'Ride the Mearas' Carousel. We take you live to the amusement park where correspondent Anderune is on the scene . . . "
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08-17-2010, 08:26 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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New Flash!
Théoden: "Here I am trapped under Snowmane. I feel the approach of the Witch King! Oh no . . . It's worse. AAIIIYYEEE! GANDALF UNCLOAKING!"
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08-17-2010, 08:31 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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One for the record books . . .
Going for the Guiness Book of World Records for lowest limbo under a horse , Théoden's attempt goes awry when he knocks the bar loose.
(Guess I had a bit of pent up humor waiting to bust loose with a new picture!)
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08-17-2010, 10:17 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: The Heaviside Layer
Posts: 66
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Theoden : I was going to throw my sword to the Witch-King's chest when this narcoleptic horse threw up!
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" And she to me: 'There is no greater pain than to recall a happy time in wretchedness; and this thy teacher knows.'" - Francesca da Polenta (Dante's Inferno Canto V) |
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08-18-2010, 09:20 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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What's in a word?
Théoden: "I said that I was cold and wanted a horseblanket. Not a horse as a blanket!"
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08-18-2010, 09:34 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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Lord of the Python (or is it 'Monty of the Rings'?)
WK: "Victory is mine! Glory to Lord Sauron!"
Théoden: "Have at you!" WK: "You're kidding me, right?" Théoden: "Certainly not! Afraid to contest the field?" WK: "Look, you can't get out from under your horse much less make a run at me." Théoden: "I've had worse!" WK: "You lie!" Théoden: "C'mon you pansy!" WK: "What are you going to do, bite my legs off?" Théoden: "Alright, we'll call it a draw."
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08-18-2010, 09:41 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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Not Quite the Distance . . .
Théoden realizes too late that he's too old for the horse put at the quadrennial Rohan Olympics.
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08-18-2010, 10:21 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Theoden: Argh! Not again! If I can't put the cart before the horse, and putting the horse before the cart ends in this, what am I supposed to do?
Or... I know an Rohirrim who swallowed a Ring... I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Gollum It wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside him! He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed an Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed an Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Luthien He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Silmaril He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Starglass He swallowed the Starglass to catch the Silmaril He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed a Hobbit He swallowed the Hobbit to catch the Starglass He swallowed the Starglass to catch the Silmaril He swallowed the Silmaril to catch the Luthien He swallowed the Luthien to catch the Sauron He swallowed the Sauron to catch the Gil-Galad He swallowed the Gil-Galad to catch the Elrond He swallowed the Elrond to catch the Arwen He swallowed the Arwen to catch the Glorfindel He swallowed the Glorfindel to catch the Strider He swallowed the Strider to catch the Gollum That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside him He swallowed the Gollum to catch the Ring But I don't know why he swallowed that Ring, perhaps he'll die! I know a Rohirrim who swallowed Bill the Pony ...Bill the Pony? He's dead, of course!
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08-19-2010, 06:11 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
Posts: 196
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Breaking News (Pun Intended)
"This just in on Edoras Channel 5 Evening News! A horrible accident has occurred during The Horse event at the quadrenniel Rohan Olympics. We take you live to the venue where correspondent Anderune is on the scene . . . "
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09-08-2010, 02:02 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Gandalf discovered that uncloaking in front of horses could have dire consequences.
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09-12-2010, 01:42 PM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,593
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Theoden: I've fallen...and I can't get up!
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09-15-2010, 08:11 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
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Alas, methinks a change is needed!
 Eomer: 'I don't think anyone saw us, but Grima- this has to stop. It's tearing me apart!' Grima: 'Oh, shut up and kiss me again, you handsome big horsemaster, you!'
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09-16-2010, 01:38 PM
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shadow of a doubt
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Back on the streets
Posts: 1,125
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Time for a change then...
 (starting off with the obvious) Butterbur: The gentleman over there? Oh lordy, look away! That's Gandalf and he's uncloaking again! Sam: Too late...
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09-16-2010, 09:39 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,145
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Frodo: I don't want that pie. I wanted the pie next to it.
Barliman: What, that pie? You can't have that pie. Frodo: I paid you extra for that very pie! Barliman: I tell you, you cannot have that pie! They are all the same, anyway! Pie: Quack! Barliman: ...... The other pie, coming right up, sir.
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The Werewolf's Companion
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The Moon
Posts: 3,021
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Frodo: It's a creeper!
Sam: It's a Ringwraith! Barliman: It's just Strider.
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I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris
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09-17-2010, 01:19 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Butterbur was not sure if this was the right place to test out Frodo's jet-pack...
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09-17-2010, 03:04 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg
Posts: 378
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Frodo: Strider you say? Hmmm. And just go through with me one more time why he's wearing high heels.
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09-17-2010, 07:03 AM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
Posts: 8,039
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"Here you go, Mister Underhill. Compliments of your 'Southern friends' in the corner. They said not to worry if it tastes funny."
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