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Morsul the Dark · 04-03-2007, 09:26 AM

eomer missed the ice cream truck

Brinniel · 04-03-2007, 08:24 PM

Eomer only just realized Merry and Pippin had snuck laxatives into his breakfast.

Eomer: Aargh...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 04-04-2007, 06:42 AM

Nobody expected Eomer to be this upset over a ruined wig.

or

Eomer gets the news that Grima has kidnapped his teddy-bear!

or

By the look and feel of Eowyn's hair Eomer can tell that she has just used the last shampoo. . .

The Might · 04-04-2007, 01:53 PM

Eomer just saw what Bethberry did to poor Serious in her avatar

OR

Eomer just looked through the Mirth threads

Lalwendë · 04-04-2007, 03:13 PM

Eomer: "Noooo! They finally play Harvester Of Sorrow and I've forgotten to bring my air guitar!"

OR

Eomer's unexpected reaction when Sir Alan Sugar tells him: "You're fired!"

Bêthberry · 04-05-2007, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Might

Eomer just saw what Bethberry did to poor Serious in her avatar

Eomer just saw that Bethberry appropriated his photoshop of Serious Cat.

narfforc · 04-05-2007, 10:24 AM

Eomer is distraught to realise that with dwindling funds he not only has to pay for a Coronation but TWO State Funerals as well.

Legate of Amon Lanc · 04-05-2007, 10:33 AM

Eomer just saw the Children of Húrin trailer and all the stuff and realized his time, as well as all the time of all LotR "cool guys", is over.

Lalwendë · 04-05-2007, 11:17 AM

Eomer breaks down following a stressful trip to the supermarket when everyone is shopping like the world's about to end in preparation for the one day the shops are shut at Easter. And to top it all off, they've sold out of Doctor Who Easter Eggs.

The Elf-warrior · 04-05-2007, 10:04 PM

Eomer mourns for Adonais.

Brinniel · 04-07-2007, 09:29 PM

Eomer takes getting replaced by a new picture rather harshly.

Eomer: Oh, you cruel cruel world! Why?!

Boromir auditions for the next Herbal Essences commercial.

Boromir: And everyone thought Legolas was the only one who could do this. I'll prove them wrong!

Herbal Essence casting people: When's the last time you actually washed your hair?

Boromir: Uhh...

OR

Boromir discovers styling gel for the first time.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-08-2007, 01:31 AM

The earliest example of electroshock treatment?

The Sixth Wizard · 04-08-2007, 03:59 AM

Boromir suddenly realises that the girls thought Legolas more attractive than him, and sticks a few arrows into himself in a fit of agony.

OR

Boromir ALSO finds the Children of Hurin trailer and knows that possibly even Boromir fanatics like MatthewM could think him 'not as cool as Turin'.

OR

Boromir just turns around and happens to look like that in a freeze-frame. Duh!

The Might · 04-08-2007, 05:28 AM

After noticing how successful characters from Japanese cartoons with strange hair styles are, Boromir decides it's time to get his own Yu-Gi-Oh! haircut.

Lalwendë · 04-08-2007, 12:17 PM

Boromir didn't really 'get' Punk. Even his mohawk was on the wrong way round.

narfforc · 04-08-2007, 12:36 PM

Boromir having forgotten his towel tries the shaggy dog method.

Elmo · 04-08-2007, 12:59 PM

Sauron farted.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-08-2007, 01:02 PM

Boromir's hair is trying to escape from his head.

Oddwen · 04-08-2007, 03:10 PM

Invisible glass wall?

Or...

We are ignoring a major philosophical literary question here. The question in question is "Does Boromir have wings?", and the answer is a resounding "Yes!".

Lalwendë · 04-08-2007, 03:30 PM

Sean has a shock during the woodland scene: "Eeee, milady!........ Ey up! Where's she gone nar?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-09-2007, 01:20 AM

Boromir: Did someone say there's a sale on at Tesco?

The Might · 04-09-2007, 05:01 AM

Boromir just realised he forgot his army of laser shooting bears and ninja wizards behind and has to hurry back and get them.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 04-09-2007, 05:31 AM

Boromir suffered a most gruesome death, being pulled apart by static electricity.

Lalwendë · 04-09-2007, 05:49 AM

Boromir. A Man who fought for his kingdom. A Son who sought to please his father. A Brother who travelled into the wilderness. A Comrade who died for his desires. A Hairy Blighter in need of a good ear hair trimmer.

Morsul the Dark · 04-09-2007, 10:15 PM

boromir's coolio impression

The Sixth Wizard · 04-09-2007, 11:55 PM

Super Saiyan Boromir!

Boromir: (powering up) ......hhhhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-10-2007, 02:23 AM

Bormir is distracted by the Blingéd Balrog!

Gil-Galad · 04-10-2007, 12:19 PM

Boromir: never gonna catch me! *arrow punctures body* oh... that aint good...

The Elf-warrior · 04-10-2007, 05:47 PM

Boromir was less than pleased with Pippin's experiments with static electricity.

Lalwendë · 04-11-2007, 03:58 AM

Even Boromir's head was in a spin about the imminent release of The Children of Hurin.

The Might · 04-11-2007, 07:08 AM

After seeing the original Superman movie, Boromir tries to spin around really fast, hoping he will thus be able to reverse the flow of time and stop Sauron before creating the Ring

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-12-2007, 09:27 AM

Boromir is shocked by the new picture

Uruk 1: Urrg. Steve's been on the gin again.

OR

The Uruks come across some of Saruman's specially made speed bumps.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-12-2007, 09:45 AM

Rugby was more violent in those days.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-12-2007, 09:47 AM

Sometimes, whole battalions had to be dispatched to put up the TV Ariel, not all always returned.

The Might · 04-12-2007, 09:48 AM

Every Halloween many children dressed as Orcs fall victim to attacks from Tolkien fans believing it's all real.

Volo · 04-12-2007, 12:04 PM

Uruks never use dummies when testing the durability of an armour.

Or

The noble Uruk is paiting a painting of a live- no wait, she had to be made to stay still -dead model.

Elmo · 04-12-2007, 01:16 PM

Glasgow Rangers' new defence - less vicious and better looking

The Elf-warrior · 04-12-2007, 09:25 PM

Uruk: "It looks edible to me."

Rune Son of Bjarne · 04-12-2007, 10:08 PM

The extras needed not be sad that the shooting for LotR was over, they would soon be needed as worriors in the Persian army and they needed not change their costumes. (300)

or

The Uruks was actually very gentle foke who did not wish to wake the elves from their sweet dreams.

or

The Uruks where shocked after their first encounter with death:

Uruk1: why won't he get up?

Uruk2: Maybe he is sleeping

Uruk1: I only poked him with my sword. . .

Brinniel · 04-13-2007, 12:36 AM

Uruk 1: Anyone else wanna tell me I've got bad breath?

OR

Uruk 1: Okay, who drew the moustache on the dead guy?

All Uruks look at Uruk 2.

Uruk 1: Alright, Jimbo....how many times do I have to remind you not to play with your food?

04-03-2007, 09:26 AM	#12401
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	eomer missed the ice cream truck __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-03-2007, 08:24 PM	#12402
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Eomer only just realized Merry and Pippin had snuck laxatives into his breakfast. Eomer: Aargh... __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

04-04-2007, 01:53 PM	#12404
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Eomer just saw what Bethberry did to poor Serious in her avatar OR Eomer just looked through the Mirth threads __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-04-2007, 03:13 PM	#12405
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Eomer: "Noooo! They finally play Harvester Of Sorrow and I've forgotten to bring my air guitar!" OR Eomer's unexpected reaction when Sir Alan Sugar tells him: "You're fired!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-05-2007, 10:24 AM	#12407
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Cost of Dying Eomer is distraught to realise that with dwindling funds he not only has to pay for a Coronation but TWO State Funerals as well. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-05-2007, 10:33 AM	#12408
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Eomer just saw the Children of Húrin trailer and all the stuff and realized his time, as well as all the time of all LotR "cool guys", is over. __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

04-05-2007, 11:17 AM	#12409
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Eomer breaks down following a stressful trip to the supermarket when everyone is shopping like the world's about to end in preparation for the one day the shops are shut at Easter. And to top it all off, they've sold out of Doctor Who Easter Eggs. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-05-2007, 10:04 PM	#12410
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Eomer mourns for Adonais. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-07-2007, 09:29 PM	#12411
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Eomer takes getting replaced by a new picture rather harshly. Eomer: Oh, you cruel cruel world! Why?! Boromir auditions for the next Herbal Essences commercial. Boromir: And everyone thought Legolas was the only one who could do this. I'll prove them wrong! Herbal Essence casting people: When's the last time you actually washed your hair? Boromir: Uhh... OR Boromir discovers styling gel for the first time. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

04-08-2007, 01:31 AM	#12412
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The earliest example of electroshock treatment? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-08-2007, 03:59 AM	#12413
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Boromir suddenly realises that the girls thought Legolas more attractive than him, and sticks a few arrows into himself in a fit of agony. OR Boromir ALSO finds the Children of Hurin trailer and knows that possibly even Boromir fanatics like MatthewM could think him 'not as cool as Turin'. OR Boromir just turns around and happens to look like that in a freeze-frame. Duh! Last edited by The Sixth Wizard; 04-08-2007 at 07:05 PM.

04-08-2007, 05:28 AM	#12414
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	After noticing how successful characters from Japanese cartoons with strange hair styles are, Boromir decides it's time to get his own Yu-Gi-Oh! haircut. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-08-2007, 12:17 PM	#12415
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Boromir didn't really 'get' Punk. Even his mohawk was on the wrong way round. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-08-2007, 12:36 PM	#12416
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Boromir having forgotten his towel tries the shaggy dog method. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

04-08-2007, 12:59 PM	#12417
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Sauron farted. __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering. Last edited by hewhoarisesinmight; 04-09-2007 at 02:32 AM.

04-08-2007, 01:02 PM	#12418
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir's hair is trying to escape from his head. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-08-2007, 03:10 PM	#12419
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Invisible glass wall? Or... We are ignoring a major philosophical literary question here. The question in question is "Does Boromir have wings?", and the answer is a resounding "Yes!". __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 04-08-2007 at 03:22 PM.

04-08-2007, 03:30 PM	#12420
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sean has a shock during the woodland scene: "Eeee, milady!........ Ey up! Where's she gone nar?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-09-2007, 01:20 AM	#12421
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir: Did someone say there's a sale on at Tesco? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-09-2007, 05:01 AM	#12422
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Boromir just realised he forgot his army of laser shooting bears and ninja wizards behind and has to hurry back and get them. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-09-2007, 05:49 AM	#12424
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Boromir. A Man who fought for his kingdom. A Son who sought to please his father. A Brother who travelled into the wilderness. A Comrade who died for his desires. A Hairy Blighter in need of a good ear hair trimmer. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-09-2007, 10:15 PM	#12425
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	boromir's coolio impression __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

04-09-2007, 11:55 PM	#12426
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Super Saiyan Boromir! Boromir: (powering up) ......hhhhaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! !!!

04-10-2007, 02:23 AM	#12427
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bormir is distracted by the Blingéd Balrog! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-10-2007, 12:19 PM	#12428
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Boromir: never gonna catch me! arrow punctures body oh... that aint good... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-10-2007, 05:47 PM	#12429
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Boromir was less than pleased with Pippin's experiments with static electricity. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-11-2007, 03:58 AM	#12430
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Even Boromir's head was in a spin about the imminent release of The Children of Hurin. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-11-2007, 07:08 AM	#12431
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	After seeing the original Superman movie, Boromir tries to spin around really fast, hoping he will thus be able to reverse the flow of time and stop Sauron before creating the Ring __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-12-2007, 09:27 AM	#12432
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir is shocked by the new picture Uruk 1: Urrg. Steve's been on the gin again. OR The Uruks come across some of Saruman's specially made speed bumps. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-12-2007, 09:45 AM	#12433
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Rugby was more violent in those days. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-12-2007, 09:47 AM	#12434
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sometimes, whole battalions had to be dispatched to put up the TV Ariel, not all always returned. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-12-2007, 09:48 AM	#12435
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Every Halloween many children dressed as Orcs fall victim to attacks from Tolkien fans believing it's all real. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-12-2007, 12:04 PM	#12436
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Uruks never use dummies when testing the durability of an armour. Or The noble Uruk is paiting a painting of a live- no wait, she had to be made to stay still -dead model. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

04-12-2007, 01:16 PM	#12437
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Glasgow Rangers' new defence - less vicious and better looking __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

04-12-2007, 09:25 PM	#12438
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Uruk: "It looks edible to me." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.