Movie Bloopers!

[Meela]

legolas and aragorn run outside to greet the elves
a line of pink bicycles make their way up the ramp, the elves all ringing their bells. Haldir jumps from a pink tamdem and waves a flag

Haldir: Greetings!
Aragorn and legolas shake their heads and walk away

Aragorn: we're done for, man...

[Lindril Arvilya]

*Gollum crawls down the cliff towards the sleeping hobbits*

*The Spiderman theme song plays*

[Himaran]

Another one for "Holy Grail" fans...

Haldir is stabbed, hacked and slashed by orcs. Aragorn chases them off. Then he cradles Haldir's head in his arms.

Aragorn: "The noble elf is dead!"

Haldir: *turns his face to look at aragorn* - "I'm not dead, yet."

Another sarcastic comment from your local dwarven outlet:
Himaran

[Meela]

Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

Legolas: not a lot, i forgot to put in my contact lenses this morning

[Meela]

Haldir and the elves approach Helms Deep.

Haldir: I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. The old alliances are still dead

The elves leave Helms Deep.

[Goldberry]

Boromir and Aragorn in Lothlorien.

Boromir: "I heard Galadriel's voice in my head,"
*sniffles* She spoke to me of my dead kitten, Fluffy." *sob sob sob*
Aragorn: *teary-eyed* "Well, she spoke to me of my lucky blankie that i forgot in Rivendell,"
*bursts into tears*

go here, some of them are wicked funny: http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engri...ions/index.htm

[Meela]

*falls off her chair laughing

[Manardariel]

*falls even more* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] you guys are sooo funny.

Another one:

Eye of Sauron: I spy, with my little Eye... ARWEN IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!

Gollum: My preciousssssssssssssss *opens hands to reveal totally petrified hamster*

[Rochelle]

Here's my stab at humor..

In Moria..

Pippin: *walks to the well but trips and falls into the abyss making banging noises as he goes*
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us all of your...Billy? *notices the skeleton still remains in place* Oh dear...


At Buckleberry Ferry...
*The four hobbits run to the ferry...Frodo makes his gallant leap and all turn to watch the wraith. His horse skids on the slick dock and rears, sending the ringwraith onto his butt*
Wraith: sh*t...
Merry: It's gonna be a long 20 miles for you! haha!

Aragorn's dream of Arwen...

Aragorn: This is a dream...
*Arwen turns around but has the face of Saruman*
Saruman: Then it is a bad dream!

Chasing the band of orcs...
Legolas: A red sun rises...
*Orcs slay the elf*
Gimli: Blood has been spilt this day.
Aragorn: *cries*

[Eressië Ailin]

FoTR
Mines of Moria
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Gimli: Nobody tosses a Dwarf!
*Gimli jumps, Legolas grabs beard*
Gimli: Not the beard!
Legolas: If you say so!
*Legolas lets go, and Gimli falls into the abyss*
Peter Jackson: Thanks Orli, now where are we going to get another Gimli?!?!?!?!
Gimli: (faintly) You'll hear from my lawyer!!!!!!
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Annunfuiniel]

LOL [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Can it get any better than this thread??

Ou-kay, I'll take a shot...
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Gimli in the Battle of HD:

*Gimli slays orcs while singing 'Whistle While You Work'*
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Frodo and Galadriel by the Mirror:

*Frodo looks in the Mirror and sees... _CENSORED_...*
*Galadriel casts a look at Frodo and says* "I know what you see for its also in MY mind!"

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Will we see this one in RoTK??
Gimli walking the Paths of the Dead:

*faintly* "I see dead people..."
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[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Well, feel free to judge my sense of humor...

[ February 10, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

[ElentariGreenleaf]

HAHAHAHA! Great! I love this thread. NOT as good as rip off was ntil it went inactive *cough*gopostonit*cough*
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When Gandalf meets with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli in Fangorn for the first time since moria:

Legolas: What is it?
Gimli: I don't know, I'm chopping up this tree....
Aragorn: IT'S SARUMAN! ATTACK!
*they all attack the wizard. They find out they really killed Gandalf*
Legolas: Nice going Aragorn - who's gonna stop Saruman now?
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In Moria when Frodo has been stabbed:

Gandalf: Go. Swords are of no more use here.
*They all run. Scene where Gandalf falls happens. They get to Lothlorien*
Sam: Aragorn, is Frodo dead?
Aragorn: I'm afraid so Sa-
Frodo: Thatnks for the lift Strider. I'm fine thanks, never better. *walks off as if nothing has happened.*

[Sapphire_Flame]

*falls off chair laughing* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Okay, Okay...I'll TRY...TRY being the word...*ahem*...

Grima: So fair, so cold...like a morning of pale spring still clinging to winter's chill.

Eowyn: *pauses then suddenly...in a very high pitched singing voice* You're poisen!! You're poisen running through my vains!! *carries on singing and starts break dancing*

Grima: *stares in shock/horror.*


I know that was stupid...hehe...made me laugh when I thought of it...oookay...now I shall torture you further with my strange...STRANGE mind...muahaha.

In Moria at the bridge of Kazad-Dum.

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Balrog: *Starts crying and runs away'* I'm telling my mummy of you!!! waaaaaah!!!

Okay, my dad thought of the next one. He actually said it when we were watching the two towers...it's at that bit near the end, I think its after Sam has said his whole speech and he says something along the lines of...

Sam: Folk in them stories had lots of chances to turn back only they didn't because they were holding on to something!

Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam...?

Sam: This wall.

Hope you liked them at least a LITTLE bit.

Yours hopefully

~Naurwen

[Hirilaelin]

I liked them a LOT! I love your sig. by the way! "Add meaningful statement here." lol!

Hirilaelin, Dragon Sorceress of Doom

[Sapphire_Flame]

Frodo: What are we holding on to Sam...?

Sam: This wall.

Heehee!! That was good!

Here's one...

*The orc army is approaching Helm's Deep. Everyone is waiting tensely as the army gets closer and closer....Suddenly, my friend Carly vaults the wall of the Deep and runs shrieking at the orcs, waving a sword and carrying on in an extremely unnerving manner...

The orcs all do a Lara Croft tuck-and-roll turn and book it in the opposite direction.*

Okay, it's a bit odd, my friend thought of it when we saw TTT for the fourth time.

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Why, thankyou very, very much. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

All the others are brilliant by the way!!

Haldir: i bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. the old alliances are still dead

That just had me in peices!! Thanks for that Meela!

[Meela]

whoo! *dances* u liked my blooper? ty!

[Hirilaelin]

Me three! I almost had a heart attack! Too funny!

I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. the old alliances are still dead.

lol!!!!!! But, wasn't Haldir from Lothlorien? I was pretty sure he was. But still really funny.

~Hirilaelin, Dragon Sorceress of Doom

[Meela]

*hugs everyone and dances some more*

he said in the movie that they brought word from him. i spose galadriel just provided the elves. anyway, elrond is the only one left in rivendell as far as the movie is concerned. maybe hes galadriels secretary, and he has to do the messages

[Goldberry]

me four!!! that one was really good [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

i can't think of any . . . . . hmmm . . . . . thinking.

[Lindril Arvilya]

Heh... this didn't happen in the movie, but when I saw it with my school (on our last day of school before Christmas break we go to the movie theatre).

Gollum: ... maybe She could help us... yessss....
Audience member (rather loudly): Who's She?

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Yeah Meela, it must have been good, because we all loved it!! I also loved your Rohan/tourist thing with the flags...hehehe.

Okay I just thought of this:

Eomer: I would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground.

Legolas: You would die before your.. *accidently releases arrow* oops.....

Yours..um...blooperly?

~Naurwen

[ February 13, 2003: Message edited by: Naurwen_of_Lothlorien ]

[Lindril Arvilya]

Naurwen- I liked it, but poor Eomer! Sudden and accidental death....

Gandalf: (looking grim) I come back to you now at the turn of the tide...
*A huge tidal wave sweeps him away*

[Meela]

Fangorn Forest:

Aragorn, Leg, and Gimli are confronting the White Wizard/Gandalf

Aragorn: show yourself!

White Wizard/Gandalf: nooooooooooooo! *runs away*

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Hey Elentari!! I thought it was hilarious, Meela!! KEEP IT UP!

[ February 14, 2003: Message edited by: Naurwen_of_Lothlorien ]

[Hirilaelin]

Right, this is mine.

Helm's Deep:

Legolas is shooting orcs, and suddenly he bursts into song.

Legolas: One little, two little, three little orcs dead, four little, five little, six little orcs dead, seven little eight little, nine little orcs dead, ten little orcs in a row! *Haldir and Co. join in, louder* Eleven little, twelve little...

I thought this was funny at the time.

Hiri [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

When A,G, and L have met Gandalf in Fangorn.
Aragorn: It cannot be!
Gandalf: It isn't!! *pulls off mask to be revealed as...
Aragorn: (bewildered) ARWEN?!?
Arwen: Surprise, honey!

[Everdawn]

Helms Deep...

The orc line advances... up drives a car with several ganstas with machine guns led by ali G.. shoots a lot and yells out the window

"eastside" before driving off again..

or..

Waiting at Edoras.. Humvees and a few Black Hawks turn up bearing the US. logos..

Aragorn: What is this?
General: We hear Sauraman is manufacturing weapons of mass destruction... we have been sent to dissarm him.
Aragorn: Do you have UN approval?
General: um... well.. almost...
Aragorn: Sorry, youll have to come back later then..
General: Whatever you say Elesser... *Turns to convoy* pack it up boys.. were moving out!"

[Meela]

Eomer whistles

Eomer: Hasufel, Arod!

*silence*

Eomer whistles some more

Eomer: uh... *whistle*


Gandalf: You shall not pass! *hits the ground with his staff*

The ground cracks, and falls away underneath Gandalf. Gandalf falls, a v. surprised balrog watching him


Gollum: Come, hobbits! We will take you on a safe path through the marshes-
*falls in the swamp*


Faramir shoots an evil dude on the oliphaunt.
The oliphaunt charges towards Faramir and tramples him


Arwen is leaving Rivendell, Elrond watching.
Arwen turns to him, goes cross-eyed, then winks at him and skips off.

(dont ask about that one... it just popped into my head whilst watching the scene...)


At Edoras, Eowyn runs out onto the platform, trips, and falls off the edge


Arwen: it was a gift. keep it.
Aragorn: no!! you didnt even wrap it!

here's my lame attempt...

*leg's sheildboard*

leg: (sings) i am a skater boy, i said see you later boy...
(everyone starts applausing)
leg: you're never good enough for me...
(orli, not knowing the sheild was made of PLASTIC,he does an ollie, crashes on the floor, sheild cracks, and he does an Olympic split... [w/ matching rip of elven fabric] then, more applause...)

this is so LAAAAAAAAME... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Meela]

its not lame [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] any blooper is good! we get to laugh at the characters!

heres another one that occured to me in the cinema: (apologies in advance for lameness [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

sam climbs onto the slab of rock on the slope outside the gates of Mordor.
Frodo jumps onto the other end, flipping the slab up and catapulting Sam into Mordor.

Sam: wheeeeeeee.......

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

Great, you guys!! Here's one I just thought up in Industrial Arts:

After Frodo has revealed that he is wearing Mithril.
Gimli: You are full of surprises, Master Baggins!
Legolas:*mumbling* He's definitely full of something.

There was another good one I thought up, but its slipped my mind. Ah well I'll remember it later.

[Annunfuiniel]

Here's one I've ment to post for a while but never got the time. This was inspired by those pink bicycles of the elves in some earlier post (sorry, don't remember the master behind that idea).

Picture an empty battle field...
*some noise starts to get louder and louder then suddenly a clear war cry rises and - elves on pink bicycles whip across the scene from right to left*
*voice faints away but soon starts to get louder again*
*elves rush back left to right*
Haldir: Ride hard and don't look back!!!
*as soon as they disappear from the scene loads of orcs arrive chasing them on Harley-Davidsons*
*silence - some waiting*
*the sound of those motors humming gets closer again and orcs ride back where they came from in great disorder*
Aragorn: Elendiiiiiiiiiiilll!!! *rides behind the orcs on tandem with Legolas - Gimli somehow manages to hang along*

Oh no, it sounds really stupid now. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] You should try to imagine me telling it to my sister in a very lively manner. She really liked it then and that's a lot knowing my sister. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Hello, it's me again. *hears the crys of "oh no!!".

In Edoras, Gandalf walks towards Theodin with his staff.

Gandalf: I will draw you Saruman! *He then gets out a pad of paper and some pencils and draws a nice picture of a smiley Saruman.*

Theodin/Saruman: Oh its very good!

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Grima: (I can't remember the line exactly.)
It would take an army of thousands to bring down the wall!!

Saruman: Tens of thousands!!

They walk out and the Uruk Hai suddenly burst into song and sing this at the the top of their voices.

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Smeagol: We told him to go away!! And away he goes, precious!!

Gollum: Actually, I just went to get a cup of coffee, I thought we would be here for a while arguing like this.

[Mithril]

Okay, this is for those of you who have seen Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill routine, I hope someone here has, though at this part of the routine he was actually talking about Star Wars, but anyways, here goes, hope you like it.
Mordor is full of guys opening doors.
Nazgul: Well, Sebastian, what is it?
Orc: It's the rebels sir, they're here.
Nazgul: Well, do they want tea?
Orc: I think they're after something a little more than that, and they've brought a flag.
Nazgul: D***, how dash cunning of them.

Sorry for those of you who don't get it. In his routine Eddie Izzard is talking about how the British play the bad guys in Hollywood movies cause of the Revolutionary War and he said in Star Wars, the Death Star is full of British actors opening doors, and having the preceding conversation and earlier in the routine he was saying that countries, inclucing Great Britain, had built empires "with the cunning use of flags". I hope that helps to make it at least a little funnier.

[Naurwen_of_Lothlorien]

Mithril, that was great!! I'm a huge Eddie Izzard fan [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Mithril]

Yay! Someone liked my post, that was my first attempt at something funny. I love Eddie Izzard and I watched his Dress to Kill routine the other night and then I came on here and that just popped into my head. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Meela]

This is my "Osgiliath Trio":

At Osgiliath:

Frodo walks towards the wraith in a daze, holding out the ring.

*smack*

Frodo walks into the wall.


At Osgiliath:

After Sam gives his speech about good an' all, Faramir walks over looking tearful.

*smack*

Faramir trips on a piece of rubble and falls flat on his face.


At Osgiliath:

Faramir kneels down in front of Frodo.

Faramir: i think at last we understand one anoth- oof!

Faramir loses his balance and keels over sideways.

[Meela]

Annunfuiniel, I didn't notice earlier that you said you got the blooper from an earlier post: that happens to be my post. Great blooper!