How to freak your friends out with LOTR: Highschool chaos

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Here is the second edition of "How to freak your friends out with LOTR: Highschool chaos"

oh, and just to tell you now, there is no link to these, these are from conversations on posts that I saved from a site, that is not up and running at the moment, so no linky, sorry. And I didn't come up with any of these, by the way.

~When you're doing nothing at your desk create little Fellowship characters with you erasers (by drawing the faces on them of course!). Recite the words, "let's hunt orc" and then throw your characters at your make-shift orcs (usually fellow students and teachers are the best targets).

~Follow your teacher around all day. Try to beat sam's record of only leaving Frodo's side by 4 inches. [ note: this is not meant to offend Sam, if it was, I wouldn't have put it on here ]

~Grab a horse and become a Ringwraith and ask your classmates this question: BAGGINS? SHIRE?

~Tell all your classmates to meet you in shop class to "experience" the finest Longbottom Leaf in (insert the name of your school here).

~Go shoeless for the entire length of the school year.

~Whenever the Principal comes on over the intercom, shield your eyes as if the firey eye of Sauron were upon you.

~Gather a fellowship with the different kinds in your school: a jock, a geek, a popular girl and the weird Goth kid. Attempt to sit down at a table together during lunch to discuss the events for Homecoming. Count how many minutes go before an argument ensues.

~Paint the "White Hand of Saruman" on your face with white-out and ask the cafeteria lady for man-flesh.

~Whenever there's a teacher near start blowing a ridiculously big horn, and proclaim you are the Son of Gondor...

~"No-one bullies a dwarf!!!!"

~start filling in your exams in Elvish, only answer in Elvish, put on you most arrogant face and tell the gym-class teacher he breaths so loud you could have tackeled him in the dark

~Let all the Children flock to your banner and go on a quest to destroy the evil Prinzipal

~Bring a dead fish to class and gloat over it, "My Preciousssss! Niiice fiiish!"

~Don't wash your hair for three months, dress in dark clothing and a long cloak, and declare yourself the true King; therefore you do not have to do homework

~Walk across the lunch tables like an elf.

~Munch your saltine crackers () and keep refering to them as lembas, insisting you need it to stay alive.

~If in Anatomy, shudder at the sheep/cow/etc eye you dissect and claim that the Dark Lord is watching you.

~If in Geography, label your maps with places in ME or Aman

~When your teacher speaks whisper loudly," there is a fell voice on the air."

~Ask for lembas and mushrooms at the cafeteria

~Sing the song hey!Dol!merry dol!

~Show up dressed in BRIGHT, TACKY, outfit. Claim to be Sauruman of many colours

~Whenever you see a crow, yell "Crebain from Dunland!" and hide under your desk. This works at home just as well; hide under your dinner table during a meal. Guaranteed NOT to please your parents

~complain about not having second breakfast

~use the phrase "fool of a took" whenever someone does something really annoying or stupid

~Make up amusing alternative lotr words to the skool song and sing them REALLY loudly

~Begin to cultivate hobbit weed on the skool sports field and then make a fortune selling clay pipes to all and sundary![ note: I would not recomend this, but it's still funny to think about!]

~Select 8 fearless companions and tramp through the corridoors on a perilous quest to seek for the chocolate filled vending machine. Run down any teachers in your path with cries of 'lets hunt some orc' and 'they have a cave troll' when you see the principal. Oh and remember to dramatically drag yourself the last few feet( when you discover that you have no money and the quest was in vain shout 'i have fallen into darkness')

~Forge 9 rings of power in your shop class (and of course a ruling ring 4 yourself). Then prance about like an idiot displaying all 9 on your fingers until some teachers spot them and confiscate them according to the 'no jewelry rule' unknowingly becoming slaves to your will

~When the principal walks past fall to the floor clutching your throat and gasp that the black breath is upon you and you can only be cured by some obscure or non existant herb, or even better the touch of a true king...

~doodle LOTR scenes all over your work, with your own captions, like the nazgul doing the macarena...

~Okay... your least liked teacher comes in the room...
One of your friends jumps up and screams: “Ai Ai a Balrog!” You get up (long knotted twisty staff in hand) and say “What an Evil Fate has befallen us, I am servant of the Secret Fire Wielder of the Flame of Anor You SHALL NOT FAIL ME!!!” (bang staff athoritatively on ground)

~At 11:00 raise your hand and politely inform the class that its
time for elevenses.

~turn on your classroom light and shout "Gilthoniel, A Elbereth!"

~Act out the bridge of Khazad-dum scene in the hallway.

~Memorize important dates from Tokein's life and from the history of Middle-Earth, and talk about them in history.

~Insist on wearing a grey 'elven cloak'.

~Wear pointed ears for your senor pic

~Talk as many people as you can into dressing like ringwraiths for prom

~Make lembas in home-ec

~Take your freinds to the mirror of galadriel(the toilite)

~Draw a sword with a blue blade and cut it out. go by ateacher. pull it out and say "An orc is near!"

~When some one farts say "The Ents are atacking!"

~Get one of the bookmarks with the one ring on it and wear the ring on a chain around your neck and refer to it as your precioussss and yell at anyone who dares to look at it.[ I've actually done this one!]

~When the teacher wants to give you you're test mark and it's bad,grab your ruler,and cry '' BACK! back, you devil!!'' (When it's a tall teacher,also call him ''Longshook'')


***Get on a fake horse at the grocery store (those litte ones you pay 25 cents to ride on) and act like Gandalf The Grey riding his horse in a hurry.[ I know it doesn't have to do with school, but it was funny anyway]