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Formendacil · 06-03-2006, 11:02 PM

The original actor chosen to play Arwen wasn't a big hit with Viggo. "Horse-face", as she was called, was simply too pushy.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-04-2006, 01:46 AM

Brego: *Thinking* I'll distract him while the soldier pickpockets him!

OR

Aragorn: Look, I didn't mean it like that!

Boromir88 · 06-04-2006, 11:12 AM

Brego has fun doing some Ranger tipping...

OR

The soldier enjoys getting Aragorn back, by spraying him with horse musk after Aragorn had bleached his beard the night before.

Meela · 06-04-2006, 02:55 PM

After the Arwen incident, Brego gets his own back by mistaking Aragorn for a lady-horse.

Or

Horse: *kissy kissy*
Aragorn: Hey, don't go drooling on me, I just washed that cloak!
Horse: *keels over at the shock of Aragorn actually washing*

Or

Guard: Security check, sir. Just stand still and let the horse do his job.
Aragorn: But I'm clean!
Horse: Oh really? *sniff* Bingo! Suspect carrying half a kilo of weed...
Aragorn: Hey, that's Gandalf's-
Horse: aaand... *sniff, sniff* Mmmm, mouldy apples...

The Only Real Estel · 06-04-2006, 06:25 PM

Middle Earth's version of Dumb & Dumber(er).

Gurthang · 06-04-2006, 06:42 PM

Brego wants to go for another ride. It wasn't hard convincing Aragorn; he was sort of a push over* when it came to that sort of thing.

*

(Bad puns abound.)

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-05-2006, 01:59 AM

Brego: Pleeeeeaaaase! I'll be your friend!

OR

Aragorn: Look, Gimli, for the last time; I'm not doing the pantomime horse with you!

Gandalf_the _white · 06-05-2006, 04:02 AM

brego:c'mon i've carried you on my back ages now its your turn!!

The Only Real Estel · 06-05-2006, 04:27 PM

Brego: "Come on, go up there to that man in the shiny armor and ask for directions!"

Aragorn: "Cut it out will you!? I've got this all under control - we're not lost!"

Valesse · 06-06-2006, 01:08 AM

Brego, the narcoleptic.

OR

A terrible jokester, Brego lovingly rubbed his face against Aragorn's bad shoulder.

Anguirel · 06-06-2006, 01:35 AM

Aragorn is killed in Kath's Werewolf game.

ARAGORN: My favourite animal is a horse...wait! Noooo!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-06-2006, 02:46 AM

Aragorn tries to hide his new best friend.

OR

Shadowfax got back from a week in Jamaica with a tan and a new life style.

S-F: Hay mon! Give me some love!

Gandalf_the _white · 06-06-2006, 02:49 AM

shadow-fax's mud bath treatment was going well

Holbytlass · 06-06-2006, 07:12 AM

Aragorn: I know, I know- we need another for the cellular "bars" commercial.

The Only Real Estel · 06-06-2006, 09:23 AM

Viggo finally met his match in headbutting.

Maeggaladiel · 06-06-2006, 11:34 AM

Brego: Don't worry Aragorn. I've got your back.

OR

The Rohirrim loved playing Extreme Horse Bowling. Aragorn didn't know why he always had to be the pin.

OR

Brego: He's so dreamy...

OR

Aragorn: You're not fooling anyone with your fake fainting act, you know. We're riding up that mountain whether you like it or not.

Gandalf_the _white · 06-06-2006, 05:05 PM

What was brego hiding from?
Gandalf uncloaked of course

or

(Inspired by Hookbill)
Brego came back from his trip to Jamaica believing he was Jamaican
Brego: Touch meh!!!

The Elf-warrior · 06-06-2006, 06:05 PM

Shelob's behind, an eye's ahead
And one path there is to tread.
Through shadow, to the Sammath Naur
Where all hope is dark and far.
Ash and Shadow, cloud and shade
All shall fade. All shall fade...

The Only Real Estel · 06-06-2006, 08:50 PM

The Terror that lay in Cirth-Ungol was not Shelob, the Giant Spider, but Steve, the giant squid from 20,000 leagues under the sea.

Glirdan · 06-06-2006, 08:58 PM

It's a bird! No! It's a plane!! No!! It's Shelob! Wait a minute...

Kitanna · 06-06-2006, 09:23 PM

Frodo never truly knew the danger of standing Shelob up for a date.

Maeggaladiel · 06-07-2006, 01:22 AM

Shelob: Dat punk's gonna learn not to mess with da Spyder Gang, yo!!

OR

Shelob: I told you once before, I do NOT want to buy any Hobbit Scout cookies! Now get off my lawn, you little hairy-footed brat!!

OR

Shelob: Shh!! Guys, he's coming! Okay, everybody hide behind the sofa, and when he comes in, we'll jump up and yell SURPRISE!!!

narfforc · 06-07-2006, 01:31 AM

Shelob wonders what a Jedi Knight was doing wandering around Cirith Ungol

HerenIstarion · 06-07-2006, 01:58 AM

Ron Weasly should not have eaten that much of Every Flavour Beans before going to sleep...

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-07-2006, 02:27 AM

Shelob: With any luck, he'll walk straight into the electric flytrap.

Frodo: The light! It’s so beautiful! *zap*

OR

Shelob: He stole my torch!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-07-2006, 05:35 AM

"I know! I'll hide next to this bright source of light: that ought to hide me!"

or

Just when Frodo needed it most, the Anakronism Dweomer opened up a gateway to another dimension.

Kath · 06-07-2006, 07:34 AM

Shelob tries to work out which film she's in, as she spies Frodo wielding a lightsaber.

Meela · 06-07-2006, 08:50 AM

Frodo: Trick or trea- *runs screaming*
Shelob: Hey, you forgot your candy!

Oddwen · 06-07-2006, 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The other rockingest person on the planet

Steve, the giant squid from 20,000 leagues under the sea.

Frodo: A squid?! Where's Boromir when you need him!

The Only Real Estel · 06-07-2006, 09:51 AM

Shelob always loved it when her meals 'escaped' only to smack straight into the concrete wall with the realistic backdrop painted on it...

Shelob: "Any moment now..."

Naria · 06-07-2006, 11:14 AM

Shelob always felt guilty about eating all of her meals "on the run"!

Mithalwen · 06-07-2006, 01:21 PM

THe next formulaic blockbuster by Dan Brown is certain to reignite the controversy created by "The da Vinci Code",with its claims that Moses was motivated by arachnophobia when he parted the Red Sea and that the Needles Lighthouse was originally located in Sinai but brought to the Isle of Wight by Joseph of Arimathea.

Gurthang · 06-07-2006, 09:07 PM

(From The Lion King)
Shelob(to herself): "Hey, did I order this dinner to go?"
Shelob(answering self): "No. Why?"
Shelob: "Because there it goes!"

OR

(From Forrest Gump)
Shelob: "Run, Forrest, Run!"

OR

(From A Bug's Life)
Shelob: "Don't look at the light!"
Frodo: "I can't help it; it's so beautiful!"

The Sixth Wizard · 06-08-2006, 03:25 AM

TSW here...

Shelob: Oooh pretty... *SSST* Ow!!

OR

Sam: Take my Mortein power!
*SSST*
Shelob: OW!!!!!!

OR

The hobbits apparently aren't listening to the idea that standing still keeps large beasts from seeing you.

And just since I missed the horse one... I couldn't resist giving it a caption...

Aragorn: At least we've got real horses. You've got coconuts!
Èomer: What?
Aragorn: You've got two coconuts and you're bangin' em together!
Èomer: So? We have ridden from Edoras since -
Aragorn: Edoras? That's temperate! Coconuts are tropical!
Èomer: But...
Aragorn: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??

Sorry for the extra long post!

Holbytlass · 06-08-2006, 04:35 AM

Shelob:WAIT!! I'm loved at the Barrow Downs! Doesn't that count for something?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-08-2006, 04:36 AM

Shelob: *pant, pant* *wheeze* *struggle* I need to lose some weight.

OR

Shelob: I bet Ungoliant never had this trouble.

Formendacil · 06-08-2006, 03:29 PM

Shelob had difficulty attracting players for her Werewolf game.

The Only Real Estel · 06-08-2006, 03:45 PM

Shelob: "Now he's got a long schwartz!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-09-2006, 01:59 AM

Shelob: No Frodo! Come back! I didn't mean it like that!

OR

Frodo: Look, Mrs Lob, if you don't pay your bills you get cut off. Now you'll have to find your own torch.

mormegil · 06-09-2006, 10:41 AM

Elrond: Dear, we really need to stop reading bed-time stories. You are old enough and I'm not sure that Aragorn will continue.

Arwen: But how shall I fall asleep without them?

or

Arwen: Do you love me Father?

Hugo: ummm...line

PJ: *sigh* YES!

or

Elrond: *sniffling* And then they realized, they were no longer little girls: they were little women.

06-03-2006, 11:02 PM	#10841
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,311	The original actor chosen to play Arwen wasn't a big hit with Viggo. "Horse-face", as she was called, was simply too pushy. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-04-2006, 01:46 AM	#10842
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Brego: Thinking I'll distract him while the soldier pickpockets him! OR Aragorn: Look, I didn't mean it like that! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-04-2006, 11:12 AM	#10843
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Brego has fun doing some Ranger tipping... OR The soldier enjoys getting Aragorn back, by spraying him with horse musk after Aragorn had bleached his beard the night before. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-04-2006, 02:55 PM	#10844
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	After the Arwen incident, Brego gets his own back by mistaking Aragorn for a lady-horse. Or Horse: kissy kissy Aragorn: Hey, don't go drooling on me, I just washed that cloak! Horse: keels over at the shock of Aragorn actually washing Or Guard: Security check, sir. Just stand still and let the horse do his job. Aragorn: But I'm clean! Horse: Oh really? sniff Bingo! Suspect carrying half a kilo of weed... Aragorn: Hey, that's Gandalf's- Horse: aaand... sniff, sniff Mmmm, mouldy apples... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 06-06-2006 at 01:54 PM.

06-04-2006, 06:42 PM	#10846
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Brego wants to go for another ride. It wasn't hard convincing Aragorn; he was sort of a push over* when it came to that sort of thing. * (Bad puns abound.) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-04-2006, 06:25 PM	#10845
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Middle Earth's version of Dumb & Dumber(er).

06-05-2006, 01:59 AM	#10847
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Brego: Pleeeeeaaaase! I'll be your friend! OR Aragorn: Look, Gimli, for the last time; I'm not doing the pantomime horse with you! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-05-2006, 04:02 AM	#10848
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	brego:c'mon i've carried you on my back ages now its your turn!!

06-05-2006, 04:27 PM	#10849
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Typical... Brego: "Come on, go up there to that man in the shiny armor and ask for directions!" Aragorn: "Cut it out will you!? I've got this all under control - we're not lost!"

06-06-2006, 01:08 AM	#10850
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Brego, the narcoleptic. OR A terrible jokester, Brego lovingly rubbed his face against Aragorn's bad shoulder. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

06-06-2006, 01:35 AM	#10851
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Aragorn is killed in Kath's Werewolf game. ARAGORN: My favourite animal is a horse...wait! Noooo! __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-06-2006, 02:46 AM	#10852
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn tries to hide his new best friend. OR Shadowfax got back from a week in Jamaica with a tan and a new life style. S-F: Hay mon! Give me some love! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-06-2006, 02:49 AM	#10853
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	shadow-fax's mud bath treatment was going well

06-06-2006, 07:12 AM	#10854
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Aragorn: I know, I know- we need another for the cellular "bars" commercial. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-06-2006, 09:23 AM	#10855
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	If you've seen the extra stuff on the DVDs... Viggo finally met his match in headbutting.

06-06-2006, 11:34 AM	#10856
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Brego: Don't worry Aragorn. I've got your back. OR The Rohirrim loved playing Extreme Horse Bowling. Aragorn didn't know why he always had to be the pin. OR Brego: He's so dreamy... OR Aragorn: You're not fooling anyone with your fake fainting act, you know. We're riding up that mountain whether you like it or not. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

06-06-2006, 05:05 PM	#10857
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	It had to happen.... What was brego hiding from? Gandalf uncloaked of course or (Inspired by Hookbill) Brego came back from his trip to Jamaica believing he was Jamaican Brego: Touch meh!!!

06-06-2006, 06:05 PM	#10858
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Shelob's behind, an eye's ahead And one path there is to tread. Through shadow, to the Sammath Naur Where all hope is dark and far. Ash and Shadow, cloud and shade All shall fade. All shall fade... __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-06-2006, 08:50 PM	#10859
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Terror that lay in Cirth-Ungol was not Shelob, the Giant Spider, but Steve, the giant squid from 20,000 leagues under the sea.

06-06-2006, 08:58 PM	#10860
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	It's a bird! No! It's a plane!! No!! It's Shelob! Wait a minute... __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-06-2006, 09:23 PM	#10861
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo never truly knew the danger of standing Shelob up for a date. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

06-07-2006, 01:22 AM	#10862
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Shelob: Dat punk's gonna learn not to mess with da Spyder Gang, yo!! OR Shelob: I told you once before, I do NOT want to buy any Hobbit Scout cookies! Now get off my lawn, you little hairy-footed brat!! OR Shelob: Shh!! Guys, he's coming! Okay, everybody hide behind the sofa, and when he comes in, we'll jump up and yell SURPRISE!!! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

06-07-2006, 01:31 AM	#10863
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Shelob wonders what a Jedi Knight was doing wandering around Cirith Ungol __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

06-07-2006, 01:58 AM	#10864
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Ron Weasly should not have eaten that much of Every Flavour Beans before going to sleep... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

06-07-2006, 02:27 AM	#10865
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Lazy Lob! Shelob: With any luck, he'll walk straight into the electric flytrap. Frodo: The light! It’s so beautiful! zap OR Shelob: He stole my torch! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-07-2006, 05:35 AM	#10866
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"I know! I'll hide next to this bright source of light: that ought to hide me!" or Just when Frodo needed it most, the Anakronism Dweomer opened up a gateway to another dimension. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-07-2006, 07:34 AM	#10867
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Shelob tries to work out which film she's in, as she spies Frodo wielding a lightsaber. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-07-2006, 08:50 AM	#10868
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Frodo: Trick or trea- runs screaming Shelob: Hey, you forgot your candy! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-07-2006, 09:51 AM	#10870
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Shelob always loved it when her meals 'escaped' only to smack straight into the concrete wall with the realistic backdrop painted on it... Shelob: "Any moment now..."

06-07-2006, 11:14 AM	#10871
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Shelob always felt guilty about eating all of her meals "on the run"!

06-07-2006, 01:21 PM	#10872
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	THe next formulaic blockbuster by Dan Brown is certain to reignite the controversy created by "The da Vinci Code",with its claims that Moses was motivated by arachnophobia when he parted the Red Sea and that the Needles Lighthouse was originally located in Sinai but brought to the Isle of Wight by Joseph of Arimathea. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

06-07-2006, 09:07 PM	#10873
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Stealing Lines... (From The Lion King) Shelob(to herself): "Hey, did I order this dinner to go?" Shelob(answering self): "No. Why?" Shelob: "Because there it goes!" OR (From Forrest Gump) Shelob: "Run, Forrest, Run!" OR (From A Bug's Life) Shelob: "Don't look at the light!" Frodo: "I can't help it; it's so beautiful!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-08-2006, 03:25 AM	#10874
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	TSW here... Shelob: Oooh pretty... SSST Ow!! OR Sam: Take my Mortein power! SSST Shelob: OW!!!!!! OR The hobbits apparently aren't listening to the idea that standing still keeps large beasts from seeing you. And just since I missed the horse one... I couldn't resist giving it a caption... Aragorn: At least we've got real horses. You've got coconuts! Èomer: What? Aragorn: You've got two coconuts and you're bangin' em together! Èomer: So? We have ridden from Edoras since - Aragorn: Edoras? That's temperate! Coconuts are tropical! Èomer: But... Aragorn: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?? Sorry for the extra long post!

06-08-2006, 04:35 AM	#10875
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Shelob:WAIT!! I'm loved at the Barrow Downs! Doesn't that count for something?! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-08-2006, 04:36 AM	#10876
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Shelob: pant, pant wheeze struggle I need to lose some weight. OR Shelob: I bet Ungoliant never had this trouble. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...