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Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2006, 03:10 AM

Arwen: I saw something odd in the mirror.

Galadriel: What was it?

Arwen: A new picture!

Denethor: Run away!

*Palace explodes*

OR

Denethor: I know how to get the moral up among the men. I'll do a special dance!

Lalwendë · 05-30-2006, 03:26 AM

Neo looks at the floor and shakes his head in exasperation as Denethor runs from the Citadel shouting "No need for a war! Throw down your weapons when you see the Orc hordes approach! None of this is real! The Ring was just a glitch in the matrix!"

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-30-2006, 06:03 AM

Denethor does his thing on the catwalk, singing: "I'm too sexy for my cloak"...

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2006, 06:07 AM

The soldier on the right doesn’t want Denethor to realise that the plate he was supposed to be spinning on his stick has been stolen.

OR

The mysterious Zimmer frame thief strikes again!

Bêthberry · 05-30-2006, 06:34 AM

Denethor: 'No, no, no! I refuse to listen to that Animal Rights activist. What's the fun of being Steward if I can't wear fur?"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 05-30-2006, 06:47 AM

Denethor lags behind in the Gondor marathon.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2006, 06:48 AM

Inspired by...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bêthberry

Denethor: 'No, no, no! I refuse to listen to that Animal Rights activist. What's the fun of being Steward if I can't wear fur?"

Denethor: All right! If you'll let me wear fur, I'll let you skin Faramir alive. Deal?

Faramir:

OR

Denethor hadn’t quite got the hang of this uncloaking malarkey.

mormegil · 05-30-2006, 06:53 AM

The poor man in blue found that Denethor was very strict on his one bathroom break per day policy.

Oddwen · 05-30-2006, 08:39 AM

Guy in Blue: *hums nonchalantly* *zips up fly*

Lalwendë · 05-30-2006, 09:05 AM

Guard: "Stand back for Denethor! He has heard the chimes of the Citadel ice cream van and he wants his 99 before it goes!"

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-30-2006, 09:37 AM

Global cooling, Ice Age - whatever comes, Denethor is already prepared!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-30-2006, 09:42 AM

Denethor hopes no one will notice that he's wearing tights.

OR

The Stewards were always in office for so long. Denethor had managed to make a coat out of his hair.

Mithalwen · 05-30-2006, 01:44 PM

Many thought that Denethor had been an unaffectionate husband but he wore the waistcoat Finduilas had knitted with more love than skill for the rest of his life...

Lalwendë · 05-30-2006, 01:56 PM

Denethor was mortified when he was caught out prancing around in his mother's dress, coat and high heeled boots.

Meela · 05-30-2006, 03:13 PM

There was only one working bathroom in Minas Tirith, and Denethor was determined to be first in the queue.

Or

Guard: Meela hiding under his bed again, huh? She will keep ignoring that restraining order...

THE Ka · 05-30-2006, 04:52 PM

Denethor had, like many other Gondorians in this time of pessimism, been taken in with the awe inspiring, gruff and easy to follow Tae Bo routines of Billy Blanks...

~ Aesthete

Alcarillo · 05-30-2006, 10:07 PM

Guess what was in the tower . . . Gandalf uncloaked.

*groan*

or

Rather than dying by pyre, Denethor has chosen to jog around the city in a fur coat and chain mail. The soldiers have made bets on which circle he finally collapses.

The Elf-warrior · 05-30-2006, 10:16 PM

Denethor was busy firing up the troops.

The Sixth Wizard · 05-31-2006, 12:34 AM

Denethor is attempting to say that the series of events is all a wierd half-reality and they are only performing in this massive war and siege for the sake of something he heard was a "Moshun Pik Cha Trillojy" when he is unexpectedly bonked over the head by Gandalf.

Denethor: "It's all just a wierd half-reality and we are only performing in this massive war and siege for the sake of a Moshun Pik Cha Tril - !"

Gandalf: *BONK*

narfforc · 05-31-2006, 08:08 AM

Denethor has caught the cook stealing rations, the cook has the last barrel of oil in the citidel. Denethor screams in anger at the thief: Come back here with that oil, apart from this fur coat it is the only thing that will keep me warm.........

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-31-2006, 12:54 PM

Denethor: Peregrine Took! What have I told you about playing with fire?

Pippin: Erm...

Maeggaladiel · 06-01-2006, 01:51 PM

Denethor needs to build up a certain speed before his +5 Coat of Gliding can sustain flight.
*runs to city's edge*
Denethor: Up, Up, and AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!

OR

Denethor can't figure out why the Animal Rights activists are constantly getting on his case. What was wrong with his jacket?!

Boromir88 · 06-01-2006, 02:05 PM

Denethor has to see for himself because he doesn't believe a giant gorilla is climbing the Tower of Ecthelion.

Denethor: Hey buster! Why don't you go climb the Empire State Building or something...go on, scram.....OH CRAP.

Valesse · 06-01-2006, 04:09 PM

(inspired by: )

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Guard: "Stand back for Denethor! He has heard the chimes of the Citadel ice cream van and he wants his 99 before it goes!"

Denethor: "Wait! Wait for me, Ice Cream man! I'm in dire need for a Dreamcicle!!"

OR

(for World of Warcraft fans)
Denethor: "Leeeeeeeerooooooooy Jenkins!"

Gandalf_the _white · 06-01-2006, 04:37 PM

Inpired by the mount zoom xchallenge thread:

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
FARAMIR UNCLOAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meela · 06-01-2006, 06:03 PM

Denethor didn't care who saw him in his PJs and fuzzy dressing gown, he was not letting Gandalf waste that last match on his pipe.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-02-2006, 12:46 AM

Denethor has just realised that he dropped his car keys in the first level of the City!

OR

Inspired by Blackadder

Denethor: Quick! We must get to theatre before we miss the first act!

Butler: Coming, sir, as fast as I can... Stick the kettle on Stanley. *Snores*

Gurthang · 06-02-2006, 07:59 PM

Denethor: "Abandon your posts! Flee for your li-*ACHOO!*"
PJ: "Cut! Drat it, you're the only one who does that, and that's the 15th take in a row! Now stop it!"
Denethor: "I ca-*ACHOO!*, can't."

Farael · 06-02-2006, 08:20 PM

Denethor scrambles to the Armour-smith as he realizes-too late- that he should have not asked him to wield his armour shut... it's not easy to potty with so much iron on.

Boromir88 · 06-03-2006, 11:29 AM

Denethor: My son, My son has come back to me! Ahhh, it's only a new picture...

Aragorn holds Brego back from brawling with Shadowfax.

Glirdan · 06-03-2006, 11:32 AM

Brego pushes Aragorn ahead faster so he can go to the washroom in private.

Mithalwen · 06-03-2006, 11:32 AM

Horse: "Oh come on..you snogged the other horse.... why not me?"

Aragorn: "No you don't understand it was a mistake... I thought it was my fiancee.."

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-03-2006, 11:53 AM

Horse: I love your aftershave! Smells like my mother.

Aragorn: I'm not wearing aftershave!

mormegil · 06-03-2006, 12:17 PM

Brego is very excited about his trip to the vets to get 'tutored'

or

Brego is excited about the field trip to the glue factory.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-03-2006, 12:49 PM

Anyway...

Horse: *Snore*

Glirdan · 06-03-2006, 01:00 PM

Solider in back - *whispers out of the side of his mouth to the woman behind him* I put glue on Aragorn's coat, right where the horse's head is. Now he's going to have a horse following him all over the place! *Snigger's*

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-03-2006, 02:21 PM

Brego was a mean drunk.

or

"Anyone seen my horse tranquilisers? Oh...."

or

Aragorn's version of 'Pin the tail on the donkey' did not meet with universal approval.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-03-2006, 03:46 PM

Brego: I'll follow you to the end of the age!

Aragorn: Oh my goodness! A talking horse! I'll be rich!

OR

Brego: Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.

Gurthang · 06-03-2006, 04:01 PM

Brego decides to play dominoes.

OR

Aragorn and Brego do their 'secret handshake' just to make sure they're the real ones.

The Elf-warrior · 06-03-2006, 08:54 PM

Brego keeled over after eating Eowyn's soup.

05-30-2006, 03:10 AM	#10801
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	News! Arwen: I saw something odd in the mirror. Galadriel: What was it? Arwen: A new picture! Denethor: Run away! Palace explodes OR Denethor: I know how to get the moral up among the men. I'll do a special dance! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-30-2006, 03:26 AM	#10802
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Neo looks at the floor and shakes his head in exasperation as Denethor runs from the Citadel shouting "No need for a war! Throw down your weapons when you see the Orc hordes approach! None of this is real! The Ring was just a glitch in the matrix!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-30-2006, 06:03 AM	#10803
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,499	Denethor does his thing on the catwalk, singing: "I'm too sexy for my cloak"... __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-30-2006, 06:07 AM	#10804
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The soldier on the right doesn’t want Denethor to realise that the plate he was supposed to be spinning on his stick has been stolen. OR The mysterious Zimmer frame thief strikes again! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-30-2006, 06:34 AM	#10805
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,979	Denethor: 'No, no, no! I refuse to listen to that Animal Rights activist. What's the fun of being Steward if I can't wear fur?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

05-30-2006, 06:47 AM	#10806
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Denethor lags behind in the Gondor marathon. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

05-30-2006, 06:53 AM	#10808
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	The poor man in blue found that Denethor was very strict on his one bathroom break per day policy. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

05-30-2006, 08:39 AM	#10809
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Guy in Blue: hums nonchalantly zips up fly __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

05-30-2006, 09:05 AM	#10810
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Guard: "Stand back for Denethor! He has heard the chimes of the Citadel ice cream van and he wants his 99 before it goes!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-30-2006, 09:37 AM	#10811
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,499	Global cooling, Ice Age - whatever comes, Denethor is already prepared! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-30-2006, 09:42 AM	#10812
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor hopes no one will notice that he's wearing tights. OR The Stewards were always in office for so long. Denethor had managed to make a coat out of his hair. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-30-2006, 01:44 PM	#10813
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Many thought that Denethor had been an unaffectionate husband but he wore the waistcoat Finduilas had knitted with more love than skill for the rest of his life... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-30-2006, 01:56 PM	#10814
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Denethor was mortified when he was caught out prancing around in his mother's dress, coat and high heeled boots. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-30-2006, 03:13 PM	#10815
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	There was only one working bathroom in Minas Tirith, and Denethor was determined to be first in the queue. Or Guard: Meela hiding under his bed again, huh? She will keep ignoring that restraining order... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 08-29-2006 at 05:50 PM.

05-30-2006, 04:52 PM	#10816
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Denethor had, like many other Gondorians in this time of pessimism, been taken in with the awe inspiring, gruff and easy to follow Tae Bo routines of Billy Blanks... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

05-30-2006, 10:07 PM	#10817
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Somebody had to say it Guess what was in the tower . . . Gandalf uncloaked. groan or Rather than dying by pyre, Denethor has chosen to jog around the city in a fur coat and chain mail. The soldiers have made bets on which circle he finally collapses.

05-30-2006, 10:16 PM	#10818
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Denethor was busy firing up the troops. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-31-2006, 12:34 AM	#10819
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Denethor is attempting to say that the series of events is all a wierd half-reality and they are only performing in this massive war and siege for the sake of something he heard was a "Moshun Pik Cha Trillojy" when he is unexpectedly bonked over the head by Gandalf. Denethor: "It's all just a wierd half-reality and we are only performing in this massive war and siege for the sake of a Moshun Pik Cha Tril - !" Gandalf: BONK

05-31-2006, 08:08 AM	#10820
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Denethor in a blazing fury Denethor has caught the cook stealing rations, the cook has the last barrel of oil in the citidel. Denethor screams in anger at the thief: Come back here with that oil, apart from this fur coat it is the only thing that will keep me warm......... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

05-31-2006, 12:54 PM	#10821
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Oh, the irony! Denethor: Peregrine Took! What have I told you about playing with fire? Pippin: Erm... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-01-2006, 01:51 PM	#10822
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Denethor needs to build up a certain speed before his +5 Coat of Gliding can sustain flight. runs to city's edge Denethor: Up, Up, and AWAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!! OR Denethor can't figure out why the Animal Rights activists are constantly getting on his case. What was wrong with his jacket?! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. Last edited by Maeggaladiel; 06-01-2006 at 01:54 PM.

06-01-2006, 02:05 PM	#10823
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Denethor has to see for himself because he doesn't believe a giant gorilla is climbing the Tower of Ecthelion. Denethor: Hey buster! Why don't you go climb the Empire State Building or something...go on, scram.....OH CRAP. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-01-2006, 04:37 PM	#10825
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Inpired by the mount zoom xchallenge thread: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! FARAMIR UNCLOAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-01-2006, 06:03 PM	#10826
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Denethor didn't care who saw him in his PJs and fuzzy dressing gown, he was not letting Gandalf waste that last match on his pipe. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

06-02-2006, 12:46 AM	#10827
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Denethor has just realised that he dropped his car keys in the first level of the City! OR Inspired by Blackadder Denethor: Quick! We must get to theatre before we miss the first act! Butler: Coming, sir, as fast as I can... Stick the kettle on Stanley. Snores __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-02-2006, 07:59 PM	#10828
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Denethor: "Abandon your posts! Flee for your li-ACHOO!" PJ: "Cut! Drat it, you're the only one who does that, and that's the 15th take in a row! Now stop it!" Denethor: "I ca-ACHOO!, can't." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-02-2006, 08:20 PM	#10829
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Denethor scrambles to the Armour-smith as he realizes-too late- that he should have not asked him to wield his armour shut... it's not easy to potty with so much iron on. __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

06-03-2006, 11:29 AM	#10830
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Denethor: My son, My son has come back to me! Ahhh, it's only a new picture... Aragorn holds Brego back from brawling with Shadowfax. __________________ Fenris Penguin

06-03-2006, 11:32 AM	#10831
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Brego pushes Aragorn ahead faster so he can go to the washroom in private. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-03-2006, 11:32 AM	#10832
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Horse: "Oh come on..you snogged the other horse.... why not me?" Aragorn: "No you don't understand it was a mistake... I thought it was my fiancee.." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

06-03-2006, 11:53 AM	#10833
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Horse: I love your aftershave! Smells like my mother. Aragorn: I'm not wearing aftershave! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-03-2006, 12:17 PM	#10834
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Brego is very excited about his trip to the vets to get 'tutored' or Brego is excited about the field trip to the glue factory. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

06-03-2006, 12:49 PM	#10835
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Looking at the saddle, I think that may be Théoden's horse Anyway... Horse: Snore __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-03-2006, 01:00 PM	#10836
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Solider in back - whispers out of the side of his mouth to the woman behind him I put glue on Aragorn's coat, right where the horse's head is. Now he's going to have a horse following him all over the place! Snigger's __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-03-2006, 02:21 PM	#10837
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Brego was a mean drunk. or "Anyone seen my horse tranquilisers? Oh...." or Aragorn's version of 'Pin the tail on the donkey' did not meet with universal approval. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond