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The Only Real Estel · 02-18-2006, 02:23 PM

Bilbo gives it a go for an open programming spot on the special Rivendell Network...

Elrond: "I'm sorry Bilbo but it's a no-go. You obviously don't have your script memorized if you have to keep looking at it like that, you can barely stay awake for three minutes, &, despite what you say, there's a world of difference between a cardigan & an afghan."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-18-2006, 02:38 PM

Bilbo reads some news headlines:
'"I'm proud to be evil,” says confused Orc activist'
'Barad-dur offered fire insurance.'
'Helm's Deep isn't so deep.'

OR

Bilbo read Elrond's diary every night. It always got him right to sleep.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-18-2006, 02:55 PM

Bilbo relaxes, unaware that a small green alien right behind him is preparing to kill.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-18-2006, 03:16 PM

The real reason Bilbo left the Shire for Rivendell: He did it so that Elrond and he could share there mutual passion for drawing each other.

Gil-Galad · 02-18-2006, 05:47 PM

Bilbo: today i saw a flower, it was a pretty flower, i shall name it Steve, Steve has always been a pretty name for a pretty flower... wait... this isn't my diary! why am i still writing what i'm thinking! Damn this old age!!!

littlemanpoet · 02-18-2006, 06:50 PM

Ian Holm: "'Live long and prosper.' Yes, that's it. Gotta keep in practice for that next role..."

Kuruharan · 02-18-2006, 08:00 PM

Bilbopatine: Is that you, my young apprentice?

THE Ka · 02-19-2006, 12:15 AM

Bilbo confronts his MediCare plan...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-19-2006, 02:59 AM

Bilbo arranges the entertainment for the Council of Elrond.

Bilbo: Right, "During your speech, burst a blood capsule in your mouth, and pretend your lungs have burst." Yeah, they'll all find that hilarious!
Okay, what else? "Ask Elrond to pick a card, and then fire the entire pack in his face, and while he's confused pull his stupid wig off and encourage the other members to laugh at him." Oh they'll all love me!

Meela · 02-19-2006, 06:23 AM

Bilbo peruses the long-forgotten Elrond's Guestbook.

"Elvenkind's Eyebrow Specialists, 379-5049-ME. Elrond, your appointment's next Tuesday.
Anon."

"Daddy, you promised me a pony. Where is it? I want a pony now!"

"Elrond, just get Arwen the stupid pony. She's gone and stolen my horse again! ~ Glorfindel."

"Things we think Rivendell needs more of: ale, mushrooms, hobbit lasses. Thanks for the stay! Merry and Pip xxx"

(Apologies to Gil-Galad)
"Today i saw a flower, it was a pretty flower, i shall name it Steve, Steve has always been a pretty name for a pretty flower..."

"Bilbo, your diary's in the bathroom.
~ Erestor."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-19-2006, 07:36 AM

He tried to count the number of times Gandalf uncloaked.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-19-2006, 09:05 AM

How did Elrond keep Bilbo out of trouble in Rivendell? By giving him a Magic Eye book.

OR

"Dear Diary, Elrond has stolen all my money and possessions: I'm wearing RAGS!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-19-2006, 09:20 AM

Bilbo: "And that is why Balrogs haven't got wings!" There, perfect.

OR

Bilbo: Ah! Elrond's secret formula for chocolate lembas!

Gurthang · 02-19-2006, 10:07 AM

Bilbo writes: And then the Balrog asked Frodo what it had in it's pocketses...

OR

Bilbo: "'2 + 5'... ooh, that's a toughie. I may have to ckeck the answer book and work it backwards from there."

OR

Elrond: "Bilbo, that books upside-down."
Bilbo: "Well, why is this picture of a bat hanging on the ceiling rightside-up? Oh, wait, that's Aragorn on the ground..."

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-19-2006, 10:29 AM

Bilbo was the only Hobbit that could make his hair shine like a halo.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-19-2006, 07:11 PM

Dear Diary,

Arwen sat beside me at lunch today. She's so pretty. She said I'm cute, but I'm too old. Can I still get the One Ring back?

Elu Ancalime · 02-19-2006, 07:53 PM

Bilbo finds the Rivendell Book of Youth (as written by Elrond and Celebrian):

~Well, I mixed up Elladan and Elrohir again, but since they cant talk yet, its ok.

~I thought it would be ok for Arwen to babysit Estel. I mean, hes only four years old right now, but puberty will come too soon

~I caught Elladan messing around with the phone. He dialed 21 (Ea) and said he wanted to be a dwarf! Jeez, Eru was mad about that.

~The kids and some of the Joneses (they moved here from Lindon recently) were playing house today, and somehow Estel found the Sceptre of Annuminas and started wacking them with it. I took his Mirovur away for a month, and Arwen was crying.

Bilbo: Wow, Elrond never told me he had this sitcom in his House.....
________
OREGON DISPENSARY

Alcarillo · 02-19-2006, 08:30 PM

Dear Diary,
Uncle Bilbo was wearing that shawl again today. When will somebody tell him he looks like Grandma Mirabella? It's almost as bad as those dresses Elrond likes to wear.
- Frodo

Bilbo:

littlemanpoet · 02-19-2006, 09:06 PM

Bilbo: Hmm..... I need a really nasty name for that Badelia Sackville-Baggins ... I know! Lobelia! ... the little ssspider-woman! Hsss ... my preciousss .... oops!

The Only Real Estel · 02-19-2006, 09:13 PM

Bilbo enjoys his new copy of Documentary and Summary of Tol-In-Gaurhoth.

Bilbo: “Tol-In-Gaurhoth XC...werewolves win...Tol-In-Gaurhoth C...moderator wins!!??”

Lhunardawen · 02-20-2006, 01:55 AM

Bilbo's tried-and-tested sleeping pill: a Physics book.

OR

Bilbo shares an intimate moment with his walking stick.

Naria · 02-20-2006, 01:38 PM

Bilbo finds a book on Esthetics for Hobbits and reads the section on: How To Wax Ones Feet.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-20-2006, 01:50 PM

Bilbo's to do list:

Wednesday = Kill Elrond
Thursday = Steal all his shoes.

Lalwendë · 02-20-2006, 02:29 PM

As the Sun slowly crept towards the western horizon, Bilbo was to be found on the same bench he had been sitting on that very morning, still pondering that tricky Sudoku puzzle.

Anguirel · 02-20-2006, 02:47 PM

Bilbo, using his trusty book as a mantlet and his walking-stick as a battering ram, single-handedly besieges Barad-Dur.

Because he is a Hobbit, naturally, he takes it.

Lalwendë · 02-20-2006, 03:46 PM

Bilbo, being of the older generation, liked to cunningly conceal his weekly copy of Radio Times in a leatherette binder he bought from the Innovations catalogue in 1974.

Valier · 02-20-2006, 04:19 PM

Here's a new pic!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-20-2006, 04:31 PM

Eowyn Pic.

Those novelty cups got boring after a while.

OR

Aragorn: Must... take... eyes!

Valier · 02-20-2006, 04:35 PM

Eowyn: I hope he's not going to touch me with those gross hands of his.....EEEEwwwww he is *Tear*.

CaptainofDespair · 02-20-2006, 04:42 PM

Eowyn: I...I...I love you, Swamp Thing.

Or

Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm sorry.
Aragorn: Why must you go?! I've had no female companionship this entire journey! Well, except Legolas...but he doesn't really count...
Eowyn: I'm sorry...I really need to do this. I must live my dream of being a Middle-Earth Idol.
Aragorn: But...those judges are so mean! *cries*

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-20-2006, 04:46 PM

Eowyn: But Arwen and Galadriel got their own Barbies, and that's even better than action figures. Why don't I get one?

Kath · 02-20-2006, 04:46 PM

Eowyn: Help! There's a hand creeping up my face but I'm too starry-eyed to do anything about it!

Elu Ancalime · 02-20-2006, 05:13 PM

Aragorn wrestles with a zit on Eowyns face.

OR

Eowyn thinks Dunedain are hawt.
________
Hemp Car

Glirdan · 02-20-2006, 05:17 PM

Eowyn: Why oh why did I agree to this!? I mean, come on, he's so gross!! I need to find something to take my mind off it. Ummm....Gandalf...uncloaked!? EWWW!!!

Meela · 02-20-2006, 06:33 PM

Eowyn: See what I mean? All I did was take one wrong pill and now I'm growing stubble!

Aragorn: I'm sure the person didn't mean to leave their medication lying next to yours... (*thinking* Drat, I must remember to put those Ultra-Speed Beard Growth tablets away properly! Why did Legolas have to accidentally wash the label off?)

mormegil · 02-20-2006, 06:43 PM

Aragorn wasn't known for being subtle

Aragorn: Ewoyn it's not that I don't like you it's just that I don't love you. You're a bit psychotic for me and well to be honest a bit homely. Plus for me I've always had a thing for elvish women. Have you ever noticed how their beauty surpasses mortal in every way! Man, there's no way a mere mortal could compare with such beauty and grace. And now you must understand why I must dump you!

or

Eowyn doesn't take critism well.

Clint from "What Not to Wear": We really need to add some color hear and my what is that awful gown you are wearing. It appears as though you're still in the middle ages.

littlemanpoet · 02-20-2006, 08:27 PM

Miranda Otto: C'mon Peter, how long do I have to hold this pose?!?

Or

His thumb stinks. Or is it the leather? And he wonders why my eyes water...

Kuruharan · 02-20-2006, 08:47 PM

Eowyn: I'm ready for my mind meld, Mr. Spock.

Oddwen · 02-20-2006, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoD

Eowyn: I...I...I love you, Swamp Thing.

Eowyn: I...I love you King Kong!

Or...

Eowyn: Can you still love me even with this hand growing off my face?
Aragorn: Lemme think...NO!

Lhunardawen · 02-21-2006, 01:21 AM

Eowyn: No...please...I'm scared of reptiles...

OR

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Aragorn: Must... take... eyes!

Eowyn: I'm NOT the Seer! Promise!

OR

Aragorn: *mutters* I knew I shouldn't have sliced those onions Arwen needed for her onion soup...

02-18-2006, 02:23 PM	#9641
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	"It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, a...beautiful...day...for a...neighbor." Bilbo gives it a go for an open programming spot on the special Rivendell Network... Elrond: "I'm sorry Bilbo but it's a no-go. You obviously don't have your script memorized if you have to keep looking at it like that, you can barely stay awake for three minutes, &, despite what you say, there's a world of difference between a cardigan & an afghan." Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 02-18-2006 at 02:39 PM.

02-18-2006, 02:38 PM	#9642
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo reads some news headlines: '"I'm proud to be evil,” says confused Orc activist' 'Barad-dur offered fire insurance.' 'Helm's Deep isn't so deep.' OR Bilbo read Elrond's diary every night. It always got him right to sleep. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-18-2006, 02:55 PM	#9643
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Bilbo relaxes, unaware that a small green alien right behind him is preparing to kill. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-18-2006, 05:47 PM	#9645
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Bilbo: today i saw a flower, it was a pretty flower, i shall name it Steve, Steve has always been a pretty name for a pretty flower... wait... this isn't my diary! why am i still writing what i'm thinking! Damn this old age!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-18-2006, 08:00 PM	#9647
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,589	Bilbopatine: Is that you, my young apprentice? __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

02-18-2006, 06:50 PM	#9646
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Ian Holm: "'Live long and prosper.' Yes, that's it. Gotta keep in practice for that next role..."

02-19-2006, 12:15 AM	#9648
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Bilbo confronts his MediCare plan... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-19-2006, 02:59 AM	#9649
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo arranges the entertainment for the Council of Elrond. Bilbo: Right, "During your speech, burst a blood capsule in your mouth, and pretend your lungs have burst." Yeah, they'll all find that hilarious! Okay, what else? "Ask Elrond to pick a card, and then fire the entire pack in his face, and while he's confused pull his stupid wig off and encourage the other members to laugh at him." Oh they'll all love me! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-19-2006, 06:23 AM	#9650
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Bilbo peruses the long-forgotten Elrond's Guestbook. "Elvenkind's Eyebrow Specialists, 379-5049-ME. Elrond, your appointment's next Tuesday. Anon." "Daddy, you promised me a pony. Where is it? I want a pony now!" "Elrond, just get Arwen the stupid pony. She's gone and stolen my horse again! ~ Glorfindel." "Things we think Rivendell needs more of: ale, mushrooms, hobbit lasses. Thanks for the stay! Merry and Pip xxx" (Apologies to Gil-Galad) "Today i saw a flower, it was a pretty flower, i shall name it Steve, Steve has always been a pretty name for a pretty flower..." "Bilbo, your diary's in the bathroom. ~ Erestor." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. Last edited by Meela; 02-19-2006 at 04:07 PM.

02-19-2006, 07:36 AM	#9651
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Why Bilbo looks old . . . He tried to count the number of times Gandalf uncloaked. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-19-2006, 09:05 AM	#9652
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	How did Elrond keep Bilbo out of trouble in Rivendell? By giving him a Magic Eye book. OR "Dear Diary, Elrond has stolen all my money and possessions: I'm wearing RAGS!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-19-2006, 09:20 AM	#9653
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo: "And that is why Balrogs haven't got wings!" There, perfect. OR Bilbo: Ah! Elrond's secret formula for chocolate lembas! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-19-2006, 10:07 AM	#9654
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	What comes with age... Bilbo writes: And then the Balrog asked Frodo what it had in it's pocketses... OR Bilbo: "'2 + 5'... ooh, that's a toughie. I may have to ckeck the answer book and work it backwards from there." OR Elrond: "Bilbo, that books upside-down." Bilbo: "Well, why is this picture of a bat hanging on the ceiling rightside-up? Oh, wait, that's Aragorn on the ground..." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

02-19-2006, 07:11 PM	#9656
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Bilbo's diary. Dear Diary, Arwen sat beside me at lunch today. She's so pretty. She said I'm cute, but I'm too old. Can I still get the One Ring back? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-19-2006, 07:53 PM	#9657
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	The Hobbit Diaries (continued) Bilbo finds the Rivendell Book of Youth (as written by Elrond and Celebrian): ~Well, I mixed up Elladan and Elrohir again, but since they cant talk yet, its ok. ~I thought it would be ok for Arwen to babysit Estel. I mean, hes only four years old right now, but puberty will come too soon ~I caught Elladan messing around with the phone. He dialed 21 (Ea) and said he wanted to be a dwarf! Jeez, Eru was mad about that. ~The kids and some of the Joneses (they moved here from Lindon recently) were playing house today, and somehow Estel found the Sceptre of Annuminas and started wacking them with it. I took his Mirovur away for a month, and Arwen was crying. Bilbo: Wow, Elrond never told me he had this sitcom in his House..... ________ OREGON DISPENSARY Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:06 PM.

02-19-2006, 08:30 PM	#9658
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Bilbo finds Frodo's secret diary Dear Diary, Uncle Bilbo was wearing that shawl again today. When will somebody tell him he looks like Grandma Mirabella? It's almost as bad as those dresses Elrond likes to wear. - Frodo Bilbo:

02-19-2006, 09:06 PM	#9659
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Bilbo: Hmm..... I need a really nasty name for that Badelia Sackville-Baggins ... I know! Lobelia! ... the little ssspider-woman! Hsss ... my preciousss .... oops!

02-19-2006, 09:13 PM	#9660
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bilbo enjoys his new copy of Documentary and Summary of Tol-In-Gaurhoth. Bilbo: “Tol-In-Gaurhoth XC...werewolves win...Tol-In-Gaurhoth C...moderator wins!!??”

02-20-2006, 01:55 AM	#9661
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Bilbo's tried-and-tested sleeping pill: a Physics book. OR Bilbo shares an intimate moment with his walking stick.

02-20-2006, 01:38 PM	#9662
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Bilbo finds a book on Esthetics for Hobbits and reads the section on: How To Wax Ones Feet.

02-20-2006, 01:50 PM	#9663
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo's to do list: Wednesday = Kill Elrond Thursday = Steal all his shoes. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-20-2006, 02:29 PM	#9664
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	As the Sun slowly crept towards the western horizon, Bilbo was to be found on the same bench he had been sitting on that very morning, still pondering that tricky Sudoku puzzle. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-20-2006, 02:47 PM	#9665
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Bilbo, using his trusty book as a mantlet and his walking-stick as a battering ram, single-handedly besieges Barad-Dur. Because he is a Hobbit, naturally, he takes it. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

02-20-2006, 03:46 PM	#9666
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Bilbo, being of the older generation, liked to cunningly conceal his weekly copy of Radio Times in a leatherette binder he bought from the Innovations catalogue in 1974. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-20-2006, 04:31 PM	#9668
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn Pic. Those novelty cups got boring after a while. OR Aragorn: Must... take... eyes! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-20-2006, 04:35 PM	#9669
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Eowyn: I hope he's not going to touch me with those gross hands of his.....EEEEwwwww he is Tear.

02-20-2006, 04:42 PM	#9670
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Eowyn: I...I...I love you, Swamp Thing. Or Eowyn: Aragorn, I'm sorry. Aragorn: Why must you go?! I've had no female companionship this entire journey! Well, except Legolas...but he doesn't really count... Eowyn: I'm sorry...I really need to do this. I must live my dream of being a Middle-Earth Idol. Aragorn: But...those judges are so mean! cries

02-20-2006, 04:46 PM	#9671
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Eowyn: But Arwen and Galadriel got their own Barbies, and that's even better than action figures. Why don't I get one? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-20-2006, 04:46 PM	#9672
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Eowyn: Help! There's a hand creeping up my face but I'm too starry-eyed to do anything about it! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

02-20-2006, 05:13 PM	#9673
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Aragorn wrestles with a zit on Eowyns face. OR Eowyn thinks Dunedain are hawt. ________ Hemp Car Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:07 PM.

02-20-2006, 05:17 PM	#9674
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Eowyn: Why oh why did I agree to this!? I mean, come on, he's so gross!! I need to find something to take my mind off it. Ummm....Gandalf...uncloaked!? EWWW!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-20-2006, 06:33 PM	#9675
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Eowyn: See what I mean? All I did was take one wrong pill and now I'm growing stubble! Aragorn: I'm sure the person didn't mean to leave their medication lying next to yours... (thinking Drat, I must remember to put those Ultra-Speed Beard Growth tablets away properly! Why did Legolas have to accidentally wash the label off?) __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-20-2006, 06:43 PM	#9676
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Aragorn wasn't known for being subtle Aragorn: Ewoyn it's not that I don't like you it's just that I don't love you. You're a bit psychotic for me and well to be honest a bit homely. Plus for me I've always had a thing for elvish women. Have you ever noticed how their beauty surpasses mortal in every way! Man, there's no way a mere mortal could compare with such beauty and grace. And now you must understand why I must dump you! or Eowyn doesn't take critism well. Clint from "What Not to Wear": We really need to add some color hear and my what is that awful gown you are wearing. It appears as though you're still in the middle ages. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-20-2006, 08:27 PM	#9677
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,066	Miranda Otto: C'mon Peter, how long do I have to hold this pose?!? Or His thumb stinks. Or is it the leather? And he wonders why my eyes water...

02-20-2006, 08:47 PM	#9678
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,589	Eowyn: I'm ready for my mind meld, Mr. Spock. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...