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12-06-2005, 10:47 AM | #8681 |
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From the TV: Oops! Did I do that?
Pippin: *laughing hysterically* That Urkel, he's hilarious Merry: I know where can the writters think of such things.
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12-06-2005, 11:59 AM | #8682 |
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Pippin: "I feel so tall!"
OR Pippin doesn't realize that there's a snake around his neck. OR Merry and Pippin: "Pizza!" OR Merry: "Hey Pip! Did you hear the one about the smart blonde?!" Pippin: "Of course not! There are no smart blondes!"* OR Merry and Pippin: proof that ale and pipeweed do not mix well. OR Pippin: "I love my lips!" *This 'blonde joke' is not meant to offend or degrade. It is merely the exploitation of a well known stereotype for humorous purposes. Any complaints or questions should be directed to me.
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12-06-2005, 01:27 PM | #8683 |
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Merry & Pippin: We're Hobbits of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes With footwork impeccable...
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12-06-2005, 01:37 PM | #8684 |
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This may be a bit obscure
Merry found Pippin's Dominic Deegan impression quite amusing, but he found the Seer's revenge hilarious.
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12-06-2005, 02:32 PM | #8685 |
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Merry: Pippin? A knight of Gondor? Laughable!
Pippin: Yeah! That's just - wait a minuet! OR Merry: Did you hear that, Pip? Gandalf the grey uncloaked indeed! That would never happen! Ha ha ha! Pip? PIP?
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12-06-2005, 02:42 PM | #8686 |
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Pippin:" SO then I bribed Gandalf with a a case of Old winyards and some Longbottom Leaf to tell cousin Frodo that this old ring was not only a magic ring but the "One Ring to Rule all other Rings" and that he had to take it to be destroyed in Mordor - and he believed me... he's sold his house and everything!!!!"
Merry: " And the ring in fact? " Pippin: "Came from Lobelia's curtains"
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12-06-2005, 04:58 PM | #8687 |
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As evidenced here, Napolean Dynamite is just as funny the 43rd time as the 1st time.
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12-06-2005, 08:34 PM | #8688 |
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Merry: "There are no Morlocks in Middle-earth!"
Frodo: (Offfscreen.) "Oh, yeah? Well, take a look at the next picture." Frodo: "Duck season!" Gollum: "No, Hobbit season, my precious!"
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12-06-2005, 09:13 PM | #8690 |
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Gollum just didn't understand why Sam kept telling him to fetch.
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12-06-2005, 09:26 PM | #8691 |
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Frodo, Sam and Gollum reenact the famous 3-way shootout scene for "The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly.
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12-07-2005, 12:19 AM | #8692 |
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Gollum: It is ours-s-s, precious-sss is-s-s ours-ss, at las-s-st, at las-sst!
Sam: Mr. Frodo, he is alive, Stinker is alive! But I saw him fall down them Cracks of Doom or whatever! Frodo: Yes, Sam, so I see. But poor thing is all grey and cindered... Sam: Poor thing?! Poor thing?! He bit your poor finger off! But never mind, Mr. Frodo I'll lay my hands on him! Gollum: It can't, it can't! Nas-s-sty rude hobbit can't, can it? Precious-s-ss makes-ss us-ss s-sstrong, s-strong and fireproof, my precious-s-ss!
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12-07-2005, 12:51 AM | #8693 |
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Frodo decides that cutting his own arm off might be more enjoyable than talking at any length with Gollum.
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12-07-2005, 01:53 AM | #8694 |
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Merry was right behind him. If he kept up his pace, Frodo knew his team could win the race. But suddenly, a feeling of deep horror came over him. He forgot who he was supposed to pass the baton to!
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12-07-2005, 02:01 AM | #8695 |
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At first, Gollum had thought it was a compliment when Frodo told him he was "fetching".
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12-07-2005, 02:17 AM | #8696 |
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Two wolves cut out the eyes of the Seer.
OR Green cloaks were all the rage, and Gollum was completely out of the loop.
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12-07-2005, 12:18 PM | #8697 |
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Merry/Pippin pic
-------------------- Having consumed three pints and two "whole-halves" already makes those Donald Trump toupee jokes just that much more funny. Animated LotR pic ---------------------- Frodo knew he was in for a tough fight as soon as Gollum's eyes latched onto the last breadstick. |
12-07-2005, 12:51 PM | #8698 |
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The eyes are the window to the soul...
or Frodo: Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
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12-07-2005, 02:31 PM | #8699 |
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No one liked Gollum's singing.
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12-07-2005, 05:00 PM | #8700 |
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The Tyranny of Technicolour
Frodo: "Stand still, I'm going to colour you in! I've got a crayon and I'm gonna use it!" Gollum: "Leave me alone! Everything was better when the world was in black and white!" OR Victim of one too many alien abductions, when Frodo cornered a 'grey' one evening he decided to return the favour and give the little guy a 'probe'.
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12-07-2005, 05:07 PM | #8701 |
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Frodo: “Is this the elusive phantom of whom we’ve heard so many tales?”
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12-07-2005, 05:17 PM | #8702 |
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Gollum: "Are they... taters, my Precious?"
Sam: "No, we're bur- ah, hobbits." Frodo: "Burrahobbits!" Gollum: "Burrahobbits, my Precious?" Sam: "Yes, Burrahobbits. And we cook much better than we cook, don't you know?" Gollum: "Better than nasty taters?" Frodo: "Yes...." Gollum: "Supper, my Precious!" I have NO idea where that just came from... I guess those cartoon hobbits look like Potatoes to me...
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12-07-2005, 05:22 PM | #8703 |
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Frodo and Sam found themselves in a horrible fanfiction cross-over: Night of the Living Gollum
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12-07-2005, 05:32 PM | #8704 |
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frodo: Expecto patronum!!!! Whoops! sorry wrong movie!!
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12-07-2005, 05:35 PM | #8705 |
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After Gollum's violent reaction Frodo must check for himself if his underarm odor is truly worse than Shelob's Lair.
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12-07-2005, 09:56 PM | #8706 |
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Gollum - "Lord of the apes" finds difficulty in breaking the news to Frodo that Sam makes a better Jane!
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12-08-2005, 12:43 AM | #8707 |
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Sorry folks...
Gollum: Master must not look behind him! Frodo: Why? Gollum: Nasty grey man with no cloak!
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12-08-2005, 01:14 AM | #8708 |
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(Notice that the person to the left appears to have a wand in his hand.)
Gollum: "Who's that, Preciouss?!" Bilbo: "Yes, who exactly are you, and why are you in Gollum's cave?" ??????: "What? This is... Gollum's cave? Where is that?" Bilbo: "Under the Misty Mountains, in Middle-Earth. Now who are you?" ??????: "Oh, Harry Potter, sir." Bilbo: "Uhm... You're in the wrong story. In fact, the wrong world." Harry: "Well, I followed my directions..." Gollum: "Oh, did it ussse MapQuesst, Preciouss, did it?" Harry: "Well, yes... I thought it would be easy." Bilbo: "No! It will always lead you astray!" Gollum: "Yess! We hatess MapQuesst, we doess!"
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12-08-2005, 02:29 AM | #8709 |
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Gollum plays the title role in a twisted rendition of "Oedipus Rex."
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12-08-2005, 07:52 AM | #8710 |
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Gollum's fundamental inability to grasp Hide & Seek led to increasingly short games.
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12-08-2005, 11:03 AM | #8711 |
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Here in the middle of nowhere Frodo & Sam stumble across one of those fanatical Oakland Raiders fans.
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12-08-2005, 05:26 PM | #8712 |
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Gollum: What's that precious? Why's that stupid fat man replacing me?
This cameo was simply not working out. or Liv: So in this scene I am suppose to kiss you PJ: Yes and remember it has to be believable so make it very intimate Liv: Ummmm Okay
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12-08-2005, 06:17 PM | #8713 |
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Elrond had said that Aragorn had grown in many ways...
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12-08-2005, 07:08 PM | #8714 |
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Now we can see why Liv was so upset in the appendixes when she talked about them wanting her to kiss a stand-in for Viggo...
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12-08-2005, 07:17 PM | #8715 |
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PJ: so you see... me killing off Aragorn was a good thing for me...the fans may hate it but at least i get arwen!
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12-08-2005, 07:49 PM | #8716 |
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Little did PJ know that he was about to be killed.
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12-08-2005, 07:55 PM | #8717 |
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For all the Whose Line Lovers
PJ and Arwen stand in front of the Green Screen...
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12-08-2005, 08:00 PM | #8718 |
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More kissing
The thoughts of Liv: Oh no, I hate that! Now he's going to kiss me and tell me that he loves me and wants to marry me, and call me " litlle, naughty Charlene." And tomorrow he'll have forgotten all about it. . .
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12-08-2005, 11:31 PM | #8719 |
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Arwen: Frodo! It's been awhile, I haven't seen you since you were this short.
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12-08-2005, 11:37 PM | #8720 |
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PJ: HEY, HEY, HEY!
LIV: You know what PJ, everybody calls you long-play record! PJ: Why's dat Liv? LIV: Cause you don't never shut up!
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