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Liriodendron · 09-23-2002, 10:42 PM

"Where's the bathroom!"

[ September 24, 2002: Message edited by: Liriodendron ]

Robin Headstrong · 09-24-2002, 02:01 PM

Pippin: Forget the Lord of the Rings... I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!

Quote:

Merry and Pippin sing: "We're the Hobbits of Bree" (to the tune of "knights of the round table" by Monty python an Co.)
Gandalf:"On second thought i will not go to Bree, for it is a silly place."
the real reason why gandalf never showed up

Lol, Monty Python rocks!!

Elven Mistress · 09-25-2002, 06:25 PM

Pippin *jumping up and down until...* "Ugh, my head..."

Robin Headstrong · 09-28-2002, 07:41 AM

Pippin: "Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side! Come on, it's time to go- do the Mario! Take one step and then again! Let's do the Mario all together now!" (for those of you who remember the old Super Mario Bros. Show [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

"Where's the bag? I think I'm seasick..."

Anastasia · 09-28-2002, 08:24 AM

The Philosophical moments of Gimli...

Not funny I know.

Alatariel · 09-28-2002, 09:10 AM

Gandalf's DEAD?! but... but... I thought he was... this can't be true! *SOB!*

Anastasia · 09-28-2002, 10:33 AM

Zombie-like voiuce: MUST...OBEY...SAURON...MUST...KILL...FELLOWSHIP... .

Nevfeniel · 09-28-2002, 10:39 AM

No! I can't see the picture! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Anastasia · 09-28-2002, 10:48 AM

*through gritted teeth*: CHEESE.

Brinniel · 09-28-2002, 11:06 AM

Gimli: Must.....not....sleep. Must....stay......awake. Too.....late......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

Morsul the Dark · 08-13-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brinniel

Gimli: Must.....not....sleep. Must....stay......awake. Too.....late......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

going back to page 4 or 5 i found this quote i just wanted to share it considering how long the thread is now

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-13-2005, 01:48 PM

Aragorn: Guards, make sure Legolas doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
Haldir: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him.
Guard #2: Hiccup
Aragorn: No, no. *Until* I come and get him.
Haldir: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
Aragorn: No, no, no. You *stay* in the room, and make sure *he* doesn't leave.
Haldir: And you'll come and get him.
Guard #2: Hiccup
Aragorn: Right.
Haldir: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room.
Aragorn: No, no. *Leaving* the room.
Haldir: Leaving the room, yes.
Aragorn: All right?
Guard #2: Hiccup

or

Aragorn: So, who are we going to lynch tonight?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-13-2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morsul the Dark

Originally Posted by Brinniel
These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

going back to page 4 or 5 i found this quote i just wanted to share it considering how long the thread is now

NOOO! We can't start a new thread! I'd have to start my record breaking captioning from scratch!

[331 posts now!]

Anyway; a caption...

Vigo: Listen. You tell Peter Jackson that he'd better get me a part in The Hobbit or I'll tell the world about his secret obsession with monkeys.

Gurthang · 08-13-2005, 05:53 PM

Haldir: "For the last time, we are not going to let you into the Long Blonde Hair Club. You don't have long blonde hair!"
Legolas: "I don't know him, I swear."

Lhunardawen · 08-14-2005, 01:07 AM

The Hunter eavesdrops on the two remaining Werewolves.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-14-2005, 10:04 AM

Aragorn: Psst! Haldir! Here's a new Picture!

Haldir: What? Speak up!

Frodo: That Book token was out of date you little sneak!

Bêthberry · 08-14-2005, 10:23 AM

Take this, Wing Baron!

(with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread)

Kitanna · 08-14-2005, 10:25 AM

Frodo: What did you say about my mother?!

Tigerlily Gamgee · 09-28-2002, 11:53 AM

Gimli:
"Wow I am riding in the same boat as Legolas the enchanting, Legolas the beautiful, Legolas the nimble, Legolas the elf that will have girls thousands of years from now screaming out after him even though they know they shall never have him.... wow...."

Isilya · 09-28-2002, 01:08 PM

Tigerlily: LOL!!That's great!!

Legolas (in head): You know, Gimli's been like that since we left Lothlorien. I wonder if somebody put something in his hip flask.

Eruwen · 09-28-2002, 02:02 PM

Gimli: {sniff, sniff} "Pheeww!! Alright, next time Aragorn rides with the Elf!"

Legolas: "I resent that."

Gimli: "Well, from now on leave your petty perfume at home."

Alright. My lame attempt. Not funny, I know. That's just what came to mind.

hobbitlass · 09-29-2002, 12:39 AM

...I should have used Preperation H....

(For those who don't know, it's a medication for hemerroids...if you don't know what that is go look it up!)

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 09-29-2002, 01:40 AM

I knew I shouldent have had that 77nth Ale...

or

Who can say where the roads go's...Or is that only for the first verse?...Maybe its ' Who can say where your heart lies ' No, wait, issent that 'Why your heart sighs' ? SH*T I FORGOT!!!!

Legolas: I wonder if Aragorn would be mad if I pushed him overboard...
(Thanx to Enya and 'Only Time' for this one)

Or

Your in My Mind,
All of the time.
I know its not enough...
(Thanx to Mr. Bono and U2 and thier song "Eletetrical Storm" For this one)

Well'p...I tired!

Tigerlily Gamgee · 09-29-2002, 01:45 AM

Thanks, Isilya. I like to make fun of the Legolas obsession whenever I can [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 09-29-2002, 01:46 AM

*Grumble*

Alatariel · 09-29-2002, 03:16 AM

Ooh... the swinging watch...
Legolas: Repeat after me, I do not hate Legolas...
Gimli: I do not hate Legolas...
Legolas: I love all Elves
Gimli I love all Elves...

Isilya · 09-29-2002, 10:00 AM

The Legolas Obsession tends to fly out of control sometimes, I should know. I shared a locker with my best friend last year, and she saw the movie, and became absolutely obsessed with him. I played along, only so she wouldn't hurt me. Our entire locker was covered with Legolas pictures....and a couple of the fellowship. We got strange looks as people walked by.

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 09-29-2002, 12:10 PM

I know how some obessions can go....I shared a locker with a girl who had a crush on Austen Powers....

Isilya · 09-29-2002, 03:07 PM

SICK AND WRONG!! SICK AND WRONG!!

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas · 09-29-2002, 03:20 PM

I know. I had to put up with bad takes offs and pitures and outfits and her pasteing a picture of him in a bikibi over My ONE picture of Legolas which was on My side of the locker...Ohh, it was torment.....Now you all know why I am a bit crazzy.

Gimli: I hope this boat trip gets done soon...That chili I had last nights starting to take effect!

ElanorGamgee · 09-30-2002, 06:57 PM

Gimli (thinking): "What is the meaning of life? Is all this fighting really worth it? Where do those Orcs I love to hew with my axe go? Where will I go if one of them hews me with an axe? I wonder if Mommy ever thinks of me at dinner when my plate is just setting at my spot and I'm not in my chair...I always thought that Mommy had the most beautiful beard in the world when I was a little dwarfling..."

*a tear slowly trickles down his cheek*

Lothiriel Silmarien · 10-01-2002, 01:15 PM

I like chicken. Mmmmm, chocolate. Hey, I wonder if that duck will move out of the way before our boat goes over it.....Ooh, a butterfly!

NazgulNumberTen · 10-01-2002, 01:18 PM

hmm...a cleen shaven gimli? nah, ill just go for the goatee.

Robin Headstrong · 10-01-2002, 03:40 PM

Gimli: "I don't think I'm ready for another pic..."

Ooooohhhh! Aaaahhhh!

ElanorGamgee · 10-01-2002, 03:51 PM

Aragorn: "Really. Minas Tirith is supposed to be right here..."

Boromir: "That's the last time I trust you with the map."

Elenna · 10-01-2002, 04:06 PM

Boromir: Move closer, guys! I can't get all of you AND the forest in the picture!

Legolas: Is that a crow?

*The entire fellowship whirls around just as the camera goes off.*

Lame, yes. It was funnier in my head.

NazgulNumberTen · 10-01-2002, 04:14 PM

HOLY $#!* A TREE!!! don't see them very often.

Elven Mistress · 10-02-2002, 05:22 AM

Aragorn: This, my friends, is the forest of Mirkwood

Pippin: Riiight...can we eat yet?

*hehe, sorry, it worked out "funnily" in my mind...yeah...i'm tired...*

hobbitlass · 10-02-2002, 05:45 AM

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...."The Sun will come out Tomorrow..."

Diamond18 · 10-02-2002, 10:12 AM

Aragorn: "Behold, Orodruin; Mount Doom!"
Boromir: "It looks different than I imagined it."
Frodo: "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, I gave the Ring to Treebeard."

~OR~

Merry: "Look! It's the secret mountain of the Entwives!"
Pippin: "Should we go tell Treebeard?"

09-23-2002, 10:42 PM	#1
Liriodendron Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 527	"Where's the bathroom!" [ September 24, 2002: Message edited by: Liriodendron ] __________________ http://www.lizmargason.com

09-25-2002, 06:25 PM	#3
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Pippin jumping up and down until... "Ugh, my head..." __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

09-28-2002, 07:41 AM	#4
Robin Headstrong Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In front of a computer Posts: 52	Pippin: "Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side! Come on, it's time to go- do the Mario! Take one step and then again! Let's do the Mario all together now!" (for those of you who remember the old Super Mario Bros. Show [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]) "Where's the bag? I think I'm seasick..." __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya!

09-28-2002, 08:24 AM	#5
Anastasia Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 91	The Philosophical moments of Gimli... Not funny I know. __________________ Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons.

09-28-2002, 09:10 AM	#6
Alatariel Wight Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity Posts: 178	Gandalf's DEAD?! but... but... I thought he was... this can't be true! SOB! __________________ You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

09-28-2002, 10:33 AM	#7
Anastasia Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 91	Zombie-like voiuce: MUST...OBEY...SAURON...MUST...KILL...FELLOWSHIP... . __________________ Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons.

09-28-2002, 10:39 AM	#8
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	No! I can't see the picture! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

09-28-2002, 10:48 AM	#9
Anastasia Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 91	through gritted teeth: CHEESE. __________________ Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons.

09-28-2002, 11:06 AM	#10
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Gimli: Must.....not....sleep. Must....stay......awake. Too.....late......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz....... These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load! __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

08-13-2005, 01:48 PM	#12
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Not another Holy Grail caption... Aragorn: Guards, make sure Legolas doesn't leave this room until I come and get him. Haldir: Not to leave the room... even if you come and get him. Guard #2: Hiccup Aragorn: No, no. Until I come and get him. Haldir: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room. Aragorn: No, no, no. You stay in the room, and make sure he doesn't leave. Haldir: And you'll come and get him. Guard #2: Hiccup Aragorn: Right. Haldir: We don't need to do anything, apart from just stop him entering the room. Aragorn: No, no. Leaving the room. Haldir: Leaving the room, yes. Aragorn: All right? Guard #2: Hiccup or Aragorn: So, who are we going to lynch tonight? __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-13-2005, 05:53 PM	#14
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Haldir: "For the last time, we are not going to let you into the Long Blonde Hair Club. You don't have long blonde hair!" Legolas: "I don't know him, I swear." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-14-2005, 01:07 AM	#15
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The Hunter eavesdrops on the two remaining Werewolves.

08-14-2005, 10:04 AM	#16
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Thumbs up from the Dead Hand Aragorn: Psst! Haldir! Here's a new Picture! Haldir: What? Speak up! Frodo: That Book token was out of date you little sneak! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-14-2005, 10:23 AM	#17
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Take this, Wing Baron! (with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread) __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-14-2005, 10:25 AM	#18
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo: What did you say about my mother?! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-28-2002, 11:53 AM	#19
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	Gimli: "Wow I am riding in the same boat as Legolas the enchanting, Legolas the beautiful, Legolas the nimble, Legolas the elf that will have girls thousands of years from now screaming out after him even though they know they shall never have him.... wow...." __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

09-28-2002, 01:08 PM	#20
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	Tigerlily: LOL!!That's great!! Legolas (in head): You know, Gimli's been like that since we left Lothlorien. I wonder if somebody put something in his hip flask. __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-28-2002, 02:02 PM	#21
Eruwen Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 892	Gimli: {sniff, sniff} "Pheeww!! Alright, next time Aragorn rides with the Elf!" Legolas: "I resent that." Gimli: "Well, from now on leave your petty perfume at home." Alright. My lame attempt. Not funny, I know. That's just what came to mind.

09-29-2002, 12:39 AM	#22
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	...I should have used Preperation H.... (For those who don't know, it's a medication for hemerroids...if you don't know what that is go look it up!) __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

09-29-2002, 01:40 AM	#23
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	I knew I shouldent have had that 77nth Ale... or Who can say where the roads go's...Or is that only for the first verse?...Maybe its ' Who can say where your heart lies ' No, wait, issent that 'Why your heart sighs' ? SHT I FORGOT!!!! Legolas: I wonder if Aragorn would be mad if I pushed him overboard... (Thanx to Enya and 'Only Time' for this one) Or Your in My Mind, All of the time. I know its not enough... (Thanx to Mr. Bono and U2 and thier song "Eletetrical Storm" For this one) Well'p...I tired! __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti*-Leggy-bopper :)

09-29-2002, 01:45 AM	#24
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,055	Thanks, Isilya. I like to make fun of the Legolas obsession whenever I can [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

09-29-2002, 01:46 AM	#25
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	Grumble __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)

09-29-2002, 03:16 AM	#26
Alatariel Wight Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity Posts: 178	Ooh... the swinging watch... Legolas: Repeat after me, I do not hate Legolas... Gimli: I do not hate Legolas... Legolas: I love all Elves Gimli I love all Elves... __________________ You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

09-29-2002, 10:00 AM	#27
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	The Legolas Obsession tends to fly out of control sometimes, I should know. I shared a locker with my best friend last year, and she saw the movie, and became absolutely obsessed with him. I played along, only so she wouldn't hurt me. Our entire locker was covered with Legolas pictures....and a couple of the fellowship. We got strange looks as people walked by. __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-29-2002, 12:10 PM	#28
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	I know how some obessions can go....I shared a locker with a girl who had a crush on Austen Powers.... __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)

09-29-2002, 03:07 PM	#29
Isilya Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: At the bottom of a black hole. Actually, it's quite nice. Hey, is that Elvis?! Posts: 136	SICK AND WRONG!! SICK AND WRONG!! __________________ In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!! Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22

09-29-2002, 03:20 PM	#30
Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 144	I know. I had to put up with bad takes offs and pitures and outfits and her pasteing a picture of him in a bikibi over My ONE picture of Legolas which was on My side of the locker...Ohh, it was torment.....Now you all know why I am a bit crazzy. Gimli: I hope this boat trip gets done soon...That chili I had last nights starting to take effect! __________________ Mess with Me and I'll grab Sam Gamgee by the heels and beat you over the head with him! Me: The Anti-Leggy-bopper :)

09-30-2002, 06:57 PM	#31
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Gimli (thinking): "What is the meaning of life? Is all this fighting really worth it? Where do those Orcs I love to hew with my axe go? Where will I go if one of them hews me with an axe? I wonder if Mommy ever thinks of me at dinner when my plate is just setting at my spot and I'm not in my chair...I always thought that Mommy had the most beautiful beard in the world when I was a little dwarfling..." a tear slowly trickles down his cheek __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

10-01-2002, 01:15 PM	#32
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	I like chicken. Mmmmm, chocolate. Hey, I wonder if that duck will move out of the way before our boat goes over it.....Ooh, a butterfly! __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

10-01-2002, 01:18 PM	#33
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	hmm...a cleen shaven gimli? nah, ill just go for the goatee. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-01-2002, 03:40 PM	#34
Robin Headstrong Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In front of a computer Posts: 52	Gimli: "I don't think I'm ready for another pic..." Ooooohhhh! Aaaahhhh! __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya!

10-01-2002, 03:51 PM	#35
ElanorGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 314	Aragorn: "Really. Minas Tirith is supposed to be right here..." Boromir: "That's the last time I trust you with the map." __________________ Soli Deo Gloria

10-01-2002, 04:06 PM	#36
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Boromir: Move closer, guys! I can't get all of you AND the forest in the picture! Legolas: Is that a crow? The entire fellowship whirls around just as the camera goes off. Lame, yes. It was funnier in my head. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-01-2002, 04:14 PM	#37
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	HOLY $#!* A TREE!!! don't see them very often. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-02-2002, 05:22 AM	#38
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Aragorn: This, my friends, is the forest of Mirkwood Pippin: Riiight...can we eat yet? hehe, sorry, it worked out "funnily" in my mind...yeah...i'm tired... __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!