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Old 08-12-2009, 09:07 AM   #1
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Middle-earth Misdemeanors

This thread is meant to be humorous...let's just start trumping up misdemeanor charges and crimes for all the various Middle-earth characters.

The most notorious petty criminal is without a doubt Gandalf. Ever wonder why he has so many names? Gandalf, Mithrandir, Incanus, Tharkun, Olorin, Stormcrow, Greyhame, The White Rider, The Grey Pilgrim. Someone with that many names has to be involved in loads of illegal activities.

I would guess for tax evasion purposes, because he doesn't have a return address, as he claims he doesn't have a home. But also all the other crimes he's involved in.

Bribery: he claims Shadowfax was a "gift." Ha, I doubt you get a flashy ride such as Shadowfax without any strings attached.

He was also a notorious flasher:

"Naked I was sent back" ~The White Rider

"Then you will see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked"~Long-expected Party

So, what other petty criminals do we have in Middle-earth?
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