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Hookbill the Goomba · 07-03-2009, 03:46 AM

... in his grandmother's face...

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-03-2009, 04:18 AM

... and then declared...

narfforc · 07-03-2009, 05:08 AM

..You're next Preciousss.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-03-2009, 07:06 AM

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

...When Esmeralda heard...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-03-2009, 07:13 AM

"this unfortunate bit"

narfforc · 07-03-2009, 10:58 AM

....of bad news...

Eönwë · 07-03-2009, 11:28 AM

...she decided to...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-03-2009, 11:28 AM

...ask Bilbo to...

Tinuviel of Twilight · 07-03-2009, 11:52 AM

...give her advice...

narfforc · 07-03-2009, 12:39 PM

....... on Insurance Claims........

narfforc · 07-03-2009, 03:35 PM

..for poisoning customers.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-03-2009, 03:47 PM

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

...But the Precious...

Eönwë · 07-03-2009, 04:07 PM

...decided that it...

Hakon · 07-03-2009, 06:16 PM

was best to

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-03-2009, 07:06 PM

...go to Bagend...

Nogrod · 07-03-2009, 07:28 PM

...and claim for...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-03-2009, 07:58 PM

...itself Esmeralda's delicious...

narfforc · 07-04-2009, 01:43 AM

.......mouldy, smelly pie.....

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 05:39 AM

...which happened to...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-04-2009, 07:45 AM

...be Uncle Bilbo's...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 08:26 AM

...secret secret which...

narfforc · 07-04-2009, 08:56 AM

....everyone knew about.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-04-2009, 09:54 AM

"so it apparently"

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-04-2009, 11:25 AM

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be Uncle
Bilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently...involved Arwen, Legolas...

Hakon · 07-04-2009, 12:08 PM

and an angry...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 12:08 PM

...mob of scary-looking...

narfforc · 07-04-2009, 01:08 PM

.....zombie hobbit children..

Hakon · 07-04-2009, 01:34 PM

that all planned...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 02:22 PM

...to dance all...

narfforc · 07-04-2009, 02:31 PM

....over Bilbo's face..

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 03:38 PM

..., which made passers-by...

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-04-2009, 04:15 PM

...drink zombie blood...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-04-2009, 04:21 PM

"and then go"

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 04:26 PM

...and eat some...

Pitchwife · 07-04-2009, 04:57 PM

...toasted lembas with...

Oddwen · 07-04-2009, 05:14 PM

...unfounded glee. (Someone used an extra words earlier.)

"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.

Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly
in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss".

When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers.

But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be Uncle
Bilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about.
So it apparently involved Arwen, Legolas, and a mob of scary-looking zombie hobbit children that all planned to dance all over Bilbo's face, which made passers-by drink zombie blood and then go and eat some lembas with unfounded glee.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2009, 05:38 PM

Despite all this, ...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 06:04 PM

...it was clear...

(But surely hyphens count as one word. Or is that stretching it too far?)

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2009, 06:09 PM

... that not even...

Eönwë · 07-04-2009, 06:11 PM

...Sauron's bad breath...

07-03-2009, 03:46 AM	#41
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	... in his grandmother's face... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-03-2009, 04:18 AM	#42
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	... and then declared... __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-03-2009, 05:08 AM	#43
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	..You're next Preciousss. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-03-2009, 07:06 AM	#44
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat. Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss". ...When Esmeralda heard... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-03-2009, 07:13 AM	#45
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"this unfortunate bit" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-03-2009, 10:58 AM	#46
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....of bad news... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-03-2009, 11:28 AM	#47
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07-03-2009, 11:28 AM	#48
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...ask Bilbo to... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-03-2009, 11:52 AM	#49
Tinuviel of Twilight Newly Deceased Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: The Forest Posts: 4	...give her advice... __________________ And he lived happy ever afterwards to the end of his days...

07-03-2009, 12:39 PM	#50
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....... on Insurance Claims........ __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-03-2009, 03:35 PM	#51
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	..for poisoning customers. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-03-2009, 03:47 PM	#52
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat. Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss". When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers. ...But the Precious... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-03-2009, 04:07 PM	#53
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07-03-2009, 06:16 PM	#54
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	was best to __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-03-2009, 07:06 PM	#55
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...go to Bagend... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-03-2009, 07:28 PM	#56
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,308	...and claim for... __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

07-03-2009, 07:58 PM	#57
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...itself Esmeralda's delicious... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-04-2009, 01:43 AM	#58
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.......mouldy, smelly pie..... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-04-2009, 05:39 AM	#59
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07-04-2009, 07:45 AM	#60
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...be Uncle Bilbo's... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-04-2009, 08:26 AM	#61
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07-04-2009, 08:56 AM	#62
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....everyone knew about. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-04-2009, 09:54 AM	#63
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07-04-2009, 11:25 AM	#64
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat. Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss". When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers. But the Precious decided that it was best to go to Bagend and claim for itself Esmeralda's delicious pie which happened to be Uncle Bilbo's secret secret which everyone knew about. So it apparently...involved Arwen, Legolas... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 07-04-2009 at 11:31 AM.

07-04-2009, 12:08 PM	#65
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07-04-2009, 01:08 PM	#67
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07-04-2009, 01:34 PM	#68
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07-04-2009, 02:31 PM	#70
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....over Bilbo's face.. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-04-2009, 03:38 PM	#71
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07-04-2009, 04:15 PM	#72
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...drink zombie blood... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-04-2009, 04:21 PM	#73
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07-04-2009, 04:26 PM	#74
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07-04-2009, 04:57 PM	#75
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