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mormegil · 09-13-2005, 07:08 AM

Gimli doesn't take too kindly to this strange man's hand gesture.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2005, 07:14 AM

When looking at a photo album, you need to be careful what you say.

Pj: HA ha ha! Look at that guy there! He's got a really stupid beard and look, he's fatter than me!!

Gimli: That’s my mother.

CaptainofDespair · 09-13-2005, 07:37 AM

Gimli had enough. Sure, he could take being turned into the Jar Jar Binks of the movie, but not this. Peter Jackson had cut off the head to his wooden horsey, when he was still riding it.

Gurthang · 09-13-2005, 08:02 AM

Gimli, while sitting amongst the tents of the Rohirrim, turns suddenly to find a strange man sitting beside him. Bizarre, those Rohan folk are.

OR

PJ: "Now this is important: I want you to bumble around like an idiot and act all defensive when Legolas kicks your butt at everything. Oh, and you lose at drinking."
Gimli(thinking and clearly not paying attention): "Is that some grey hair?"

OR

PJ: "No, it's mine, I tell you!"
Gimli: "Oh, yeah, well prove it!
PJ: "Look, it's even got my name on it!"
Gimli: "Oh, so now you think that you can have anything if you just stick your name onto it!"

OR

PJ tries desparately to explain that Gimli just does not ax Legolas.
PJ: "Come on! You gotta keep to the script!"

OR

PJ can't take it anymore and tries to eat the donut on the TV screen.

OR

PJ (shaking finger and screaming):"Ow! You bit my finger!"
Gimli: "Well, that's what happens when you point it in my face!"

mormegil · 09-13-2005, 08:32 AM

Peter: AHA! See I have video evidence of you stealing my donut! That's why I'm now labeling everything that's mine.

Bêthberry · 09-13-2005, 08:38 AM

Jackson is unable to contain his glee over beating John Rhys-Davies--who is clearly not amused--at Runescape.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2005, 09:17 AM

Jackson finds some rare video evidence of Aragorn having a wash... it was many ages old.

OR

After five days, Jackson finally works out the rules of "Where’s Wally?"

OR yet!

Gimli: So it’s the hair that controls him...

Or yet further

Jackson is surprised at who won at Cricket!

Kitanna · 09-13-2005, 09:56 AM

Gimli: Werewolf?
PJ: There wolf...
Gimli: What?
PJ: Sorry, I thought you wanted to talk like that.

or

John's Brain: I wonder if eating his brains is against the Screen Actors Guild...

Oddwen · 09-13-2005, 10:06 AM

While PJ prattled on about how Gimli should greet Arwen when she arrived at the Paths of the Dead, John Rhys-Davies suddenly spots the drill that he held the bit to.

Or...

John: Psst, PJ...don't look now, but the bagpipes are back.

Or...

This must be one of those fanfictions where a random LotR character is zapped into the Real World.

**The Saucepan Man** · 09-13-2005, 10:40 AM

Jackson: Just look at that, John! 2 hours of filming ruined by a sodding extra!

Man in barrel: Can I come out now? I promise to take my digital watch off this time ...

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2005, 10:46 AM

Saucepan, you gave me an idea

Peter: So you see, no one leaves the room. So that means the murderer is still in here... ... ... ...

Guy in barrel: *gulp*

HerenIstarion · 09-13-2005, 11:20 AM

... What is he babbling about? I've had enough of it, this camping life in the woods drives me mad... Not a proper bath in ages, this barrel is no good, not at all, everybody looking, not a proper way to wash ... Wait a minute! Was it a louse I just saw wriggling in Peter's hair? Brrr... it's disgusting.... Should I bang it with an ax?... Should I shave? Talk to screenplay author first thing in the morning, hope they could rewrite some or other episode so this Gimli character would get rid of this beard... It's unhygienic... Whoa! Another one! Should I bang it with an ax?... Should I shave?... Should he shave?...

Mithalwen · 09-13-2005, 12:25 PM

JRD realises he has spent most of the past four years alternating between the make up caravan and the dermatology clinic in order that Gimli will be a ginger PJ clone. Consequently he knows exactly what his motivation is for the next scene...

The Elf-warrior · 09-13-2005, 05:24 PM

John Rhys-Davies: "Shut up and quit babbling about Orcish choreography! Don't you dare even consider including that product placement for Jack Daniels whisky!"

Glirdan · 09-13-2005, 05:29 PM

JRD: Ok let me get this straight. You want me to teach the orcs, breakdancing!?!?!?

Alcarillo · 09-13-2005, 05:44 PM

John Rhys-Davies has decided upon tonight's victim, while PJ accuses the electronics of werewolvery.

The Perky Ent · 09-13-2005, 06:08 PM

Gimli took notes as he watched Peter Jackson lynch the remaining in swankytown

The Only Real Estel · 09-13-2005, 08:07 PM

PJ: "Get some more short jokes in this #@*%$ script!!!"

JRD (thinking): Prosthetics issues aside I'm really beginning to regret signing up for this role!

THE Ka · 09-13-2005, 11:11 PM

PJ: Whoaza! Look that that scene! Five times less dialog and twice the action! Oh, look! There's legolas pulling a really non-elven move down the stairway and look, you're hitting your head against the wall as a unique form of dwarvish self-defense incorporated with your secret name!!!

G: I really shouldn't do spin-off sequels with hollywood elves and dwarves...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-13-2005, 11:51 PM

Gimli was not happy about being swore at!

Or

P-J: Who is that?!

Gimli: That's Gandalf, sir.

P-j: What's he doing?

Gimli: He's just standing there.

P-j: Why isn't he uncloaked like I told him?

Gimli: SO you're responsible for this?

SamwiseGamgee · 09-14-2005, 06:36 AM

As PJ describes the elves arrival at Helm's Deep to save the day, JRD knows what he must do to PJ and his 'artistic licence'.
JRD: "For the Professor!"

The Only Real Estel · 09-14-2005, 07:14 AM

JRD (thinking): That's one huge spider in PJ's hair, I wonder if I should tell him? No, he'd probably just freak out if I did...still, that's gigantic, I-oops it bit him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-14-2005, 10:20 AM

P-j: Who is that?

Gimli: It's "Sir not-appearing-in-this-film" or "Tom Bombadill" as we call him.

CaptainofDespair · 09-14-2005, 11:11 AM

Peter Jackson proves to John Rhys-Davies that he has lost weight since his childhood.

John: Dear lord, Peter! Is that you next to the world's largest pumpkin?!
PJ: No, I was the world's largest pumpkin...

The Only Real Estel · 09-14-2005, 03:27 PM

The actors always hated it when PJ and his wife/fellow screenwriter Fran started fighting via satellite.

Gil-Galad · 09-14-2005, 04:54 PM

Gimli: you'll make nice for a dwarf women

PJ: What! No! Aaaaah!

Boromir88 · 09-14-2005, 07:20 PM

PJ: Hey look at this picture. I still can't believe I didn't cut this from the Regular edition!

Aragorn runs into the camerman...
PJ: CUT!!!!

or...

Legolas: I think I'm gonna need more arrows.
Boromir: Thankyou Captain obvious.

or...

Boromir: Come on guys. If we stick together we can take 'em.
Aragorn: Right with you :whispers: Let's go!
Merry: (snickers) We're right behind you buddy.
Pippin: Ya. Don't worry.

or...

Merry's had a bit too many.

Kitanna · 09-14-2005, 07:24 PM

Aragorn: We can find Gandalf in the mysterious Castle of Uuugghhh.
Merry: Ooooooo!!
Boromir: It's aaaugggghhh, from the back of the throat.
Merry: No, ooooooo, as in surprise and alarm.
Boromir: Oh so more of an "Ahhhh"
Merry: Yes, Ahhhhhh!

Boromir88 · 09-14-2005, 07:39 PM

Or how about the old...

Aragorn runs into Frodo who happened to be wearing Gimli's Helmet.

mormegil · 09-14-2005, 07:42 PM

Despite being heavily guarded, Merry sees a side of Aragorn he never wished to and was stopped dead in his tracks.

Alcarillo · 09-14-2005, 08:33 PM

Boromir: Look, they got Frodo . . .
Aragorn: Keep running!

(There are only three hobbits. Count 'em.)

Kitanna · 09-14-2005, 08:39 PM

Merry witnesses Aragorn killing Glorfindel so Arwen can have a bigger part...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-14-2005, 09:11 PM

As the Hunter, the Seer, and the Ranger turn their backs, the three Hobbits turn into Werewolves!

The Only Real Estel · 09-14-2005, 09:39 PM

The PJ pic:

The long-dead Peter Jackson can't hold it in any longer as he watches the proceedings of his first werewolf game...

PJ: "No! It's not him! It's her! She's the one that killed me! Why are you all such bloody stupid villagers!?"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-14-2005, 09:52 PM

Gimli resists the temptation to use the ax on the spider crawling up PJ's head.

THE Ka · 09-14-2005, 10:24 PM

In the fellowship, Merry was as of yet the only one comprehending the existance of the video camera that seemed to follow them everywhere... And he loved it...

~ Aesthete

Gurthang · 09-14-2005, 10:32 PM

Aragorn and Merry simultaneously step into separate piles of poop.

OR

Merry: "OooH! Look, it's a pixelized Aragorn!"

OR

Boromir: "Oh, look: we've run into some old friends."
Legolas: "Hey, isn't that a line from Star Wars?"

OR

Merry does his best goldfish impression.

OR

Boromir: "Uh-oh. Pippin, distract them!"
Legolas: "A diversion!"

The Perky Ent · 09-14-2005, 10:57 PM

Unfortunatly, Merry didn't see the horn of Gondor tied to Boromir, banged into it, and passed out.

---or---

Aragorn: Wait a minute...why aren't the orcs chasing us anymore?
Legolas: I feel like we're not in Rivendell anymore
Boromir: Thank you captain obvious!
Merry: Where is Frodo?
Pippin: Where is Sam?
Everyone: Where's Gimli?!?

***meanwhile, back at the orcs***
Gimli: Ok, here's how it will work. Now, you come at me, and i'll hit you, and then you come at me and i'll hit you, and then you come at me and i'll hit you. Any questions?
Orcs: um....truce?

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-14-2005, 11:57 PM

Aragorn: Merry, Pippin. Whatever you do, don't turn around!

Merry: What is it?

Aragorn: It's Gandalf...

Merry: I see...

OR

Aragorn: STOP EVERYTHING!

Boromir: What is it?

Aragorn: I've just realised something... ... I think I need a bath...

OR

Aragorn just stepped on a hedgehog.

Lalwendë · 09-15-2005, 03:47 AM

There was only one toilet at Amon Hen.

Boromir: "Whoa! What's the rush for? My chicken stew wasn't that bad, was it?!"

09-13-2005, 07:08 AM	#7281
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Gimli doesn't take too kindly to this strange man's hand gesture. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

09-13-2005, 07:14 AM	#7282
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When looking at a photo album, you need to be careful what you say. Pj: HA ha ha! Look at that guy there! He's got a really stupid beard and look, he's fatter than me!! Gimli: That’s my mother. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-13-2005, 08:02 AM	#7284
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gimli, while sitting amongst the tents of the Rohirrim, turns suddenly to find a strange man sitting beside him. Bizarre, those Rohan folk are. OR PJ: "Now this is important: I want you to bumble around like an idiot and act all defensive when Legolas kicks your butt at everything. Oh, and you lose at drinking." Gimli(thinking and clearly not paying attention): "Is that some grey hair?" OR PJ: "No, it's mine, I tell you!" Gimli: "Oh, yeah, well prove it! PJ: "Look, it's even got my name on it!" Gimli: "Oh, so now you think that you can have anything if you just stick your name onto it!" OR PJ tries desparately to explain that Gimli just does not ax Legolas. PJ: "Come on! You gotta keep to the script!" OR PJ can't take it anymore and tries to eat the donut on the TV screen. OR PJ (shaking finger and screaming):"Ow! You bit my finger!" Gimli: "Well, that's what happens when you point it in my face!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-13-2005, 08:32 AM	#7285
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Peter: AHA! See I have video evidence of you stealing my donut! That's why I'm now labeling everything that's mine. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

09-13-2005, 08:38 AM	#7286
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,979	Jackson is unable to contain his glee over beating John Rhys-Davies--who is clearly not amused--at Runescape. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

09-13-2005, 07:37 AM	#7283
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Gimli had enough. Sure, he could take being turned into the Jar Jar Binks of the movie, but not this. Peter Jackson had cut off the head to his wooden horsey, when he was still riding it.

09-13-2005, 09:17 AM	#7287
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Jackson finds some rare video evidence of Aragorn having a wash... it was many ages old. OR After five days, Jackson finally works out the rules of "Where’s Wally?" OR yet! Gimli: So it’s the hair that controls him... Or yet further Jackson is surprised at who won at Cricket! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 09-13-2005 at 09:46 AM.

09-13-2005, 09:56 AM	#7288
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gimli: Werewolf? PJ: There wolf... Gimli: What? PJ: Sorry, I thought you wanted to talk like that. or John's Brain: I wonder if eating his brains is against the Screen Actors Guild... __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-13-2005, 10:06 AM	#7289
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	While PJ prattled on about how Gimli should greet Arwen when she arrived at the Paths of the Dead, John Rhys-Davies suddenly spots the drill that he held the bit to. Or... John: Psst, PJ...don't look now, but the bagpipes are back. Or... This must be one of those fanfictions where a random LotR character is zapped into the Real World. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-13-2005, 10:40 AM	#7290
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Jackson: Just look at that, John! 2 hours of filming ruined by a sodding extra! Man in barrel: Can I come out now? I promise to take my digital watch off this time ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! Last edited by The Saucepan Man; 09-13-2005 at 11:07 AM.

09-13-2005, 10:46 AM	#7291
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saucepan, you gave me an idea Peter: So you see, no one leaves the room. So that means the murderer is still in here... ... ... ... Guy in barrel: gulp __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-13-2005, 11:20 AM	#7292
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	John reflects... ... What is he babbling about? I've had enough of it, this camping life in the woods drives me mad... Not a proper bath in ages, this barrel is no good, not at all, everybody looking, not a proper way to wash ... Wait a minute! Was it a louse I just saw wriggling in Peter's hair? Brrr... it's disgusting.... Should I bang it with an ax?... Should I shave? Talk to screenplay author first thing in the morning, hope they could rewrite some or other episode so this Gimli character would get rid of this beard... It's unhygienic... Whoa! Another one! Should I bang it with an ax?... Should I shave?... Should he shave?... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

09-13-2005, 12:25 PM	#7293
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	JRD realises he has spent most of the past four years alternating between the make up caravan and the dermatology clinic in order that Gimli will be a ginger PJ clone. Consequently he knows exactly what his motivation is for the next scene... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

09-13-2005, 05:24 PM	#7294
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	John Rhys-Davies: "Shut up and quit babbling about Orcish choreography! Don't you dare even consider including that product placement for Jack Daniels whisky!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-13-2005, 05:29 PM	#7295
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	JRD: Ok let me get this straight. You want me to teach the orcs, breakdancing!?!?!? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-13-2005, 05:44 PM	#7296
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Another Werewolf Caption John Rhys-Davies has decided upon tonight's victim, while PJ accuses the electronics of werewolvery.

09-13-2005, 06:08 PM	#7297
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Gimli took notes as he watched Peter Jackson lynch the remaining in swankytown __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-13-2005, 08:07 PM	#7298
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	PJ: "Get some more short jokes in this #@%$ script!!!" JRD (thinking): Prosthetics issues aside I'm really beginning to regret signing up for this role!*

09-13-2005, 11:11 PM	#7299
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	PJ: Whoaza! Look that that scene! Five times less dialog and twice the action! Oh, look! There's legolas pulling a really non-elven move down the stairway and look, you're hitting your head against the wall as a unique form of dwarvish self-defense incorporated with your secret name!!! G: I really shouldn't do spin-off sequels with hollywood elves and dwarves... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-13-2005, 11:51 PM	#7300
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Look at Mr. Jackson's hand Gimli was not happy about being swore at! Or P-J: Who is that?! Gimli: That's Gandalf, sir. P-j: What's he doing? Gimli: He's just standing there. P-j: Why isn't he uncloaked like I told him? Gimli: SO you're responsible for this? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-14-2005, 06:36 AM	#7301
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	As PJ describes the elves arrival at Helm's Deep to save the day, JRD knows what he must do to PJ and his 'artistic licence'. JRD: "For the Professor!" __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

09-14-2005, 07:14 AM	#7302
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	JRD (thinking): That's one huge spider in PJ's hair, I wonder if I should tell him? No, he'd probably just freak out if I did...still, that's gigantic, I-oops it bit him.

09-14-2005, 10:20 AM	#7303
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	P-j: Who is that? Gimli: It's "Sir not-appearing-in-this-film" or "Tom Bombadill" as we call him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-14-2005, 11:11 AM	#7304
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Peter Jackson proves to John Rhys-Davies that he has lost weight since his childhood. John: Dear lord, Peter! Is that you next to the world's largest pumpkin?! PJ: No, I was the world's largest pumpkin...

09-14-2005, 03:27 PM	#7305
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The actors always hated it when PJ and his wife/fellow screenwriter Fran started fighting via satellite.

09-14-2005, 04:54 PM	#7306
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Gimli: you'll make nice for a dwarf women PJ: What! No! Aaaaah! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-14-2005, 07:20 PM	#7307
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	PJ: Hey look at this picture. I still can't believe I didn't cut this from the Regular edition! Aragorn runs into the camerman... PJ: CUT!!!! or... Legolas: I think I'm gonna need more arrows. Boromir: Thankyou Captain obvious. or... Boromir: Come on guys. If we stick together we can take 'em. Aragorn: Right with you :whispers: Let's go! Merry: (snickers) We're right behind you buddy. Pippin: Ya. Don't worry. or... Merry's had a bit too many. __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 09-14-2005 at 07:25 PM.

09-14-2005, 07:24 PM	#7308
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Aragorn: We can find Gandalf in the mysterious Castle of Uuugghhh. Merry: Ooooooo!! Boromir: It's aaaugggghhh, from the back of the throat. Merry: No, ooooooo, as in surprise and alarm. Boromir: Oh so more of an "Ahhhh" Merry: Yes, Ahhhhhh! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-14-2005, 07:39 PM	#7309
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Or how about the old... Aragorn runs into Frodo who happened to be wearing Gimli's Helmet. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-14-2005, 07:42 PM	#7310
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Despite being heavily guarded, Merry sees a side of Aragorn he never wished to and was stopped dead in his tracks. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

09-14-2005, 08:33 PM	#7311
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Boromir: Look, they got Frodo . . . Aragorn: Keep running! (There are only three hobbits. Count 'em.)

09-14-2005, 08:39 PM	#7312
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Merry witnesses Aragorn killing Glorfindel so Arwen can have a bigger part... __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

09-14-2005, 09:11 PM	#7313
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Werewolves . . . As the Hunter, the Seer, and the Ranger turn their backs, the three Hobbits turn into Werewolves! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

09-14-2005, 09:39 PM	#7314
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The PJ pic: The long-dead Peter Jackson can't hold it in any longer as he watches the proceedings of his first werewolf game... PJ: "No! It's not him! It's her! She's the one that killed me! Why are you all such bloody stupid villagers!?"

09-14-2005, 09:52 PM	#7315
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The PJ-Gimli pic: Gimli resists the temptation to use the ax on the spider crawling up PJ's head. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...