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Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 09:58 AM

Personally i think it looks like a picture Mad Magazine would draw and write about what would they say hmmm.....
with all mad magazine inspired names and lines

GunElf:The plot hole in this scene is stunning

Aragance:What do you mean?

GunElf:No one cares that gimpy is sitting Thenandnow's chair?

BlockHeadfinal:Surely no one will notice

NeverMore:Yes Captain obvious is correct no one will notice this mistake

Aragance:Peter Jackson will have to answer for this one with all the geeks that do notice!

arcticstorm · 08-24-2005, 09:59 AM

King Gimli and his loyal subjects

Boromir88 · 08-24-2005, 10:19 AM

If an X appears where the picture should, right click on the X area, go to properties, copy the URL, and paste it in the web address box.

See if this works though, so nobody has to go through that hastle...
http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg

Erm Edit:...well this is the same link Captain posted, but I've test it and it works for me (atleast).

Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88

If an X appears where the picture should, right click on the X area, go to properties, copy the URL, and paste it in the web address box.

See if this works though, so nobody has to go through that hastle...
http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg

Erm Edit:...well this is the same link Captain posted, but I've test it and it works for me (atleast).

Note the link works if you've seen the picture already(oddly enough)

Quote:

For those who can't see it, try quoting the post in which the defective pic is in, and just copy/paste the url to another browser window. That should work.

this worked for me

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 10:26 AM

Try this link. If that dosent work, then shoot me.

Now lets get down to captions!

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Gandalf: So, why did you eat the Palantir?

OR

Gandalf: Why do you think Eomer is a pansy?

Eomer: I heard that!

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-24-2005, 10:38 AM

Gandalf: A diversion!

Legolas: *sulks* Hmmph! That's my line.

**************************
When the picture just shows as an X, I always find that the best solution is to right click on the picture, click on Properties and then copy and paste the URL Address into a new Browser Window.

Edit: The little X seems magically to turn into the picture when you do that too ...

Durelin · 08-24-2005, 10:40 AM

Gandalf (mutters): Is he looking at me again?
Aragorn: Who? Legolas?
Gandalf: Who else!
Aragorn: Yes, why?
Gandalf: How do I look? Make sure I don't have anything on my arse, will you. It's tough wearing white these days...

Bêthberry · 08-24-2005, 11:30 AM

Gandalf: "What do you mean there's been a mistake? How can you have given us all the same appointment? What kind of hair salon is this?"

Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 11:34 AM

Gimli sits down:This could take hours,days.....

Gandalf: so gothmog was the best of the breakdancing orcs.
Aragorn:no....Grishnak was
Eomer:Now hold on a second! Karshna was definately the best

Legolas(in his captain obvi0ous way):We're judging the breackdancing orc contest

The Elf-warrior · 08-24-2005, 11:39 AM

Gimli: "I decree that March 17th is Rock Appreciation Day."

Gandalf: "I don't think it was a good idea to let Gimli sit on the throne."

Aragorn: "Me neither. I think it's time for a coup d'état."

Meanwhile Eomer is trying to get Legolas to play matchmaker for him.

Eomer: "Look, your inbox is overloaded with swooning fangirls. Why can't I talk to any of them?"

Legolas: "They want me, not you. You can talk to them after they are imprisoned for stalking, Ok?"

Eomer: "Ok..."

mormegil · 08-24-2005, 11:42 AM

Eomer of the Rohirrim approaches PJ in an attempt to complain to him about the inappropriate use of Gimli as the character for comic relief.

_______________________________
For further information see giggles

Kitanna · 08-24-2005, 12:11 PM

There's an intense stare down, the first to look away will have to tell Gimli about the corn in his beard...

PS: Thanks for the link Hookbill.

Glirdan · 08-24-2005, 12:17 PM

Gandalf and Aragron are preparing for a hardcore final rock, paper, scissors game.

Or

Gandalf: Ha! Bilbo won't think of looking here!
Aragorn: Yes he will.
Gandalf: How did you find my hiding spot! I was here first!
Legolas: Too bad, were staying!
Gimli: Ya! Were not moving!
Gandalf: Fine!
Eomer: Ok, now that that is settled, what happens if he finds us?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 12:32 PM

Gimli recounts the History of Middle Earth from the Dwarves point of view...

Gimli: There was Eru, who in Arda is called; Gimli. And he made first the Dwarves, the cool ones, that were the offspring of his thought...

Aragorn: Is all this true?

Gandalf: Don't be stupid.

Lalwendë · 08-24-2005, 01:25 PM

Tensions began to mount in the Citadel as it became clear that Gimli did not give a damn about the Minas Tirith ban on smoking in the workplace.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 02:18 PM

Gandalf: How long has that elf been following us?

OR

Gandalf: since when did I say that you'd be king?

Aragorn: Yesterday. And the day before. And in Moria. And at the Council of Elrond. And when I first met you. And when I was first Born. And just before I was conceived. And-"

Gandalf: Well, I don't remember it.

Lalwendë · 08-24-2005, 02:35 PM

Gandalf (whispering) : "Why didn't you tell him before he sat down in that chair?"

Aragorn: "What's wrong with the chair?"

Gandalf : "There's a tale going round that the last eight people to have sat in it have all mysteriously fallen pregnant."

davem · 08-24-2005, 03:02 PM

Legolas: 'I've hurt my elbow.'

Orominuialwen · 08-24-2005, 03:03 PM

Bilbo is just about to attack his guests for giving him a large block of styrofoam with sticks in the top instead of a cake. (If you look closely, the cake looks very fake.)

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 03:08 PM

Gandalf: So it's 10,000 silver pennies?

Aragorn: Yes.

Gandalf: And all I have to do is keep my cloak on for a whole week?

Aragorn: Yes.

Gandalf: Hmmm... ... Make it 20,000 and we've got a deal.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-24-2005, 08:25 PM

Gandalf: I didn't do it.

Aragorn: I think you did.

Gimli: Well, someone must have done it.

Éomer: Let's put this to a vote.

Legolas: Has anyone seen Pippin lately?

Alcarillo · 08-24-2005, 09:32 PM

Gandalf to Aragorn: Why in the world would you choose Gimli to be your Steward?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-24-2005, 11:40 PM

Gimli: Hmmm . . . I say Legolas's statue of Aragorn is better. It's more realistic. I can smell his stench from over here.

Éomer: Hey, my Gandalf sculpture comes with uncloaking action!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 02:46 AM

Aragorn: So, did it have wings?

Gandalf: I'm not sure, it looked like the shadow were shaped like wings... but then I didn't have my glasses on, so I wouldn't really know.

Gimli: So we went to Moria for nothing!

Oddwen · 08-25-2005, 05:31 AM

Gandalf*whispering*: It's not my fault! Who could know that Gimli would be the first to fall for the Ring?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-25-2005, 06:22 AM

Aragorn: "It's tough, I know, but one of them is a foul lupine."

Gandalf: "I cannot bear the thought of killing another innocent..."

Aragorn: "Let's think logically. Gimli saved the Witch-King at the expense of Boromir, a known innocent, and look at how that turned out! Why have we kept him alive this long?"

Gandalf: "He's the Cobbler, I'm sure of it!"

Aragorn: "I can't trust you anymore Gandalf. I mean, sure you were the Hunter (and did us a great service in getting rid of the Balrog) but ever since you were resurrected by the Moddess Mithalwen you've appeared a bit dodgy to me..."

Gandalf: "What? Dodgy? How scandalous! I am now suspecting you Aragorn of werewolvery!

Aragorn:" O yea! Suspect me because I suspect you. Way to play the game, old boy."

Éomer: "I'll just tell you now that I'm the Seer and I know for a fact that Gandalf is innocent."

Captain Obvious: "One of us is a werewolf."

Gimli: "I say we kill Legolas."

Everyone else: "Agreed!"

*100 Bonus Points to the person who votes for the Werewolf first. Votes should be in this style: ++the phantom * (it is not compulsory that you vote for the phantom)

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 08:15 AM

++ Aragorn. Legolas is too obvious

Gimli is probably just not very good at the game and Gandalf is probably the seer.... Like Gimli, I'm not very good at this game...

Anyway, a caption:

Gandalf: *sniff, sniff* Aragorn, are you wearing Perfume? Rohirum Perfume if I'm not mistaken.

mormegil · 08-25-2005, 09:27 AM

++Eomer

Gandalf: Is Legolas doing his horrible impression of Gene Simmons again?

Aragorn: Quiet! You know he'll be devastated if he hears you speak of him that way. And we know how emotional he got last time you poked fun at his impressions.

CaptainofDespair · 08-25-2005, 09:37 AM

Gandalf: No, Aragorn. We cannot march up to the Black Gate.
Aragorn: Why not?
Gandalf: Because.
Aragorn: Because why?
Gandalf: Because!
Aragorn: Because why?!

or

Gandalf: I have a new plan.
Aragorn: No, we won't give Boromir's plan a try.
Gandalf: Well, we don't have the Ring, so it won't work. I want to do something else.
Aragorn: What is it?
Gandalf: We put Gimli on the catapult, and fling him at the Great Eye.
Aragorn: No...
Legolas: Gimli's going somewhere?! I want to go too!
Aragorn: On second thought, that plan sounds great, Gandalf.

THE Ka · 08-25-2005, 11:45 AM

Gandalf: Pist Aragorn...

Aragorn: What?

Gandalf: I'm all for sharing, but well, I don't know about you... looks at the sky...

Aragorn: Know about what?! Tell me!

Gandalf: Well, i heard from a close friend, who's best friend heard that Gimli has... Human-Eating Lice! They only attack men, but use dwarves as hosts! I suspect a plot!

B-Rated suspence music

Aragorn: No! You don't say... I thought... I thought...

Gandalf: I know! We all did! You must act now though before you too fall victim to the Human-Eating Lice!

~ Aesthete

mormegil · 08-25-2005, 11:54 AM

Gandalf: They can't be replacing us can they?

Grima's removable finger act was always a smash hit at the Rohirrim socials

CaptainofDespair · 08-25-2005, 12:08 PM

Grima has done something terrible.

Saruman: No, it can't be!
Grima: Yes! I am the new Dracula! You have been replaced, Lee!
Saruman: No!!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 12:21 PM

Just as Grima was showing off how many times he had seen Gandalf the grey uncloaked, he realised he now had to correct himself.

OR

Grima: What's wrong with the ceiling? I designed it myself! Why do you mean, "That’s the problem"?

Or, yet...

Grima: Yes it's true! I am The Mouth of Sauron's dentist!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-25-2005, 12:41 PM

Despite the handicap of having his hands permanently clenched together, Grima was still able to deliver a strong gesture to those who would doubt him.

(Come on, you're all thinking it.

)

Glirdan · 08-25-2005, 01:00 PM

Grima: Fine! If you're going to be like that, I'm only going to count to one!

Boromir88 · 08-25-2005, 02:05 PM

Gandalf: Aragorn, could you dress up like a woman?

Aragorn: Huh?

Gandalf: We need to distract Sauron, so I need someone to dress up like a woman...and quite frankly, don't take this the wrong way, but your the cutest one here?

Aragorn: Umm, no have someone else do it.

Eomer: I'll look like a woman.

Gandalf: Great.

Legolas: Hey I'm cute!

Ohh. and I can't see this picture, my usual way of seeing it doesn't work either.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 02:09 PM

Grima: Don't make me use this!

OR

Grima tries to stop the evil pointing finger climbing up to his neck.

Durelin · 08-25-2005, 03:06 PM

Grima: And then Gollum did this to Frodo...

Kath · 08-25-2005, 04:07 PM

Grima: Oh no! It's the finger! The disembodied finger! Help me!

Lalwendë · 08-25-2005, 04:08 PM

Grima joins the Acolytes Union.

"And this is what you can do with your job if I don't get a payrise, one week's extra leave and one of those nice padded, fully adjustable office chairs!"

08-24-2005, 09:58 AM	#6841
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Personally i think it looks like a picture Mad Magazine would draw and write about what would they say hmmm..... with all mad magazine inspired names and lines GunElf:The plot hole in this scene is stunning Aragance:What do you mean? GunElf:No one cares that gimpy is sitting Thenandnow's chair? BlockHeadfinal:Surely no one will notice NeverMore:Yes Captain obvious is correct no one will notice this mistake Aragance:Peter Jackson will have to answer for this one with all the geeks that do notice! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-24-2005, 10:19 AM	#6843
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	If an X appears where the picture should, right click on the X area, go to properties, copy the URL, and paste it in the web address box. See if this works though, so nobody has to go through that hastle... http://www.elfenomeno.com/imag/trail...r_erdr_111.jpg Erm Edit:...well this is the same link Captain posted, but I've test it and it works for me (atleast). __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-24-2005, 10:26 AM	#6845
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Try this link. If that dosent work, then shoot me. Now lets get down to captions! ************************************************ ************* Gandalf: So, why did you eat the Palantir? OR Gandalf: Why do you think Eomer is a pansy? Eomer: I heard that! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 10:38 AM	#6846
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Captain Obvious the White Gandalf: A diversion! Legolas: sulks Hmmph! That's my line. ************************ When the picture just shows as an X, I always find that the best solution is to right click on the picture, click on Properties and then copy and paste the URL Address into a new Browser Window. Edit:** The little X seems magically to turn into the picture when you do that too ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-24-2005, 11:30 AM	#6848
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,979	Gandalf: "What do you mean there's been a mistake? How can you have given us all the same appointment? What kind of hair salon is this?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-24-2005, 09:59 AM	#6842
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	King Gimli and his loyal subjects

08-24-2005, 10:40 AM	#6847
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Gandalf (mutters): Is he looking at me again? Aragorn: Who? Legolas? Gandalf: Who else! Aragorn: Yes, why? Gandalf: How do I look? Make sure I don't have anything on my arse, will you. It's tough wearing white these days...

08-24-2005, 11:34 AM	#6849
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gimli sits down:This could take hours,days..... Gandalf: so gothmog was the best of the breakdancing orcs. Aragorn:no....Grishnak was Eomer:Now hold on a second! Karshna was definately the best Legolas(in his captain obvi0ous way):We're judging the breackdancing orc contest __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-24-2005, 11:39 AM	#6850
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gimli: "I decree that March 17th is Rock Appreciation Day." Gandalf: "I don't think it was a good idea to let Gimli sit on the throne." Aragorn: "Me neither. I think it's time for a coup d'état." Meanwhile Eomer is trying to get Legolas to play matchmaker for him. Eomer: "Look, your inbox is overloaded with swooning fangirls. Why can't I talk to any of them?" Legolas: "They want me, not you. You can talk to them after they are imprisoned for stalking, Ok?" Eomer: "Ok..." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-24-2005, 11:42 AM	#6851
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Eomer of the Rohirrim approaches PJ in an attempt to complain to him about the inappropriate use of Gimli as the character for comic relief. _______________________________ For further information see giggles __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-24-2005, 12:11 PM	#6852
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	There's an intense stare down, the first to look away will have to tell Gimli about the corn in his beard... PS: Thanks for the link Hookbill. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-24-2005, 12:17 PM	#6853
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf and Aragron are preparing for a hardcore final rock, paper, scissors game. Or Gandalf: Ha! Bilbo won't think of looking here! Aragorn: Yes he will. Gandalf: How did you find my hiding spot! I was here first! Legolas: Too bad, were staying! Gimli: Ya! Were not moving! Gandalf: Fine! Eomer: Ok, now that that is settled, what happens if he finds us? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-24-2005, 12:32 PM	#6854
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gimli recounts the History of Middle Earth from the Dwarves point of view... Gimli: There was Eru, who in Arda is called; Gimli. And he made first the Dwarves, the cool ones, that were the offspring of his thought... Aragorn: Is all this true? Gandalf: Don't be stupid. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 01:25 PM	#6855
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Tensions began to mount in the Citadel as it became clear that Gimli did not give a damn about the Minas Tirith ban on smoking in the workplace. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-24-2005, 02:18 PM	#6856
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: How long has that elf been following us? OR Gandalf: since when did I say that you'd be king? Aragorn: Yesterday. And the day before. And in Moria. And at the Council of Elrond. And when I first met you. And when I was first Born. And just before I was conceived. And-" Gandalf: Well, I don't remember it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 02:35 PM	#6857
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf (whispering) : "Why didn't you tell him before he sat down in that chair?" Aragorn: "What's wrong with the chair?" Gandalf : "There's a tale going round that the last eight people to have sat in it have all mysteriously fallen pregnant." __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-24-2005, 03:02 PM	#6858
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Legolas: 'I've hurt my elbow.' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

08-24-2005, 03:03 PM	#6859
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	For the Bilbo pic... Bilbo is just about to attack his guests for giving him a large block of styrofoam with sticks in the top instead of a cake. (If you look closely, the cake looks very fake.) __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

08-24-2005, 03:08 PM	#6860
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: So it's 10,000 silver pennies? Aragorn: Yes. Gandalf: And all I have to do is keep my cloak on for a whole week? Aragorn: Yes. Gandalf: Hmmm... ... Make it 20,000 and we've got a deal. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 08:25 PM	#6861
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"Who ate the Steward?" Gandalf: I didn't do it. Aragorn: I think you did. Gimli: Well, someone must have done it. Éomer: Let's put this to a vote. Legolas: Has anyone seen Pippin lately? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-24-2005, 09:32 PM	#6862
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Gandalf to Aragorn: Why in the world would you choose Gimli to be your Steward?

08-24-2005, 11:40 PM	#6863
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	The contest. Gimli: Hmmm . . . I say Legolas's statue of Aragorn is better. It's more realistic. I can smell his stench from over here. Éomer: Hey, my Gandalf sculpture comes with uncloaking action! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-25-2005, 02:46 AM	#6864
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn: So, did it have wings? Gandalf: I'm not sure, it looked like the shadow were shaped like wings... but then I didn't have my glasses on, so I wouldn't really know. Gimli: So we went to Moria for nothing! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 05:31 AM	#6865
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Gandalfwhispering: It's not my fault! Who could know that Gimli would be the first to fall for the Ring? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-25-2005, 06:22 AM	#6866
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Actual Middle-earth Werewolf Aragorn: "It's tough, I know, but one of them is a foul lupine." Gandalf: "I cannot bear the thought of killing another innocent..." Aragorn: "Let's think logically. Gimli saved the Witch-King at the expense of Boromir, a known innocent, and look at how that turned out! Why have we kept him alive this long?" Gandalf: "He's the Cobbler, I'm sure of it!" Aragorn: "I can't trust you anymore Gandalf. I mean, sure you were the Hunter (and did us a great service in getting rid of the Balrog) but ever since you were resurrected by the Moddess Mithalwen you've appeared a bit dodgy to me..." Gandalf: "What? Dodgy? How scandalous! I am now suspecting you Aragorn of werewolvery! Aragorn:" O yea! Suspect me because I suspect you. Way to play the game, old boy." Éomer: "I'll just tell you now that I'm the Seer and I know for a fact that Gandalf is innocent." Captain Obvious: "One of us is a werewolf." Gimli: "I say we kill Legolas." Everyone else: "Agreed!" *100 Bonus Points to the person who votes for the Werewolf first. Votes should be in this style: ++the phantom * (it is not compulsory that you vote for the phantom) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 08-25-2005 at 06:25 AM. Reason: No Witch could get that information from me

08-25-2005, 08:15 AM	#6867
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	++ Aragorn. Legolas is too obvious Gimli is probably just not very good at the game and Gandalf is probably the seer.... Like Gimli, I'm not very good at this game... Anyway, a caption: Gandalf: sniff, sniff Aragorn, are you wearing Perfume? Rohirum Perfume if I'm not mistaken. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 09:27 AM	#6868
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	++Eomer Gandalf: Is Legolas doing his horrible impression of Gene Simmons again? Aragorn: Quiet! You know he'll be devastated if he hears you speak of him that way. And we know how emotional he got last time you poked fun at his impressions. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-25-2005, 09:37 AM	#6869
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Gandalf: No, Aragorn. We cannot march up to the Black Gate. Aragorn: Why not? Gandalf: Because. Aragorn: Because why? Gandalf: Because! Aragorn: Because why?! or Gandalf: I have a new plan. Aragorn: No, we won't give Boromir's plan a try. Gandalf: Well, we don't have the Ring, so it won't work. I want to do something else. Aragorn: What is it? Gandalf: We put Gimli on the catapult, and fling him at the Great Eye. Aragorn: No... Legolas: Gimli's going somewhere?! I want to go too! Aragorn: On second thought, that plan sounds great, Gandalf.

08-25-2005, 11:45 AM	#6870
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gandalf plays soap opera... Gandalf: Pist Aragorn... Aragorn: What? Gandalf: I'm all for sharing, but well, I don't know about you... looks at the sky... Aragorn: Know about what?! Tell me! Gandalf: Well, i heard from a close friend, who's best friend heard that Gimli has... Human-Eating Lice! They only attack men, but use dwarves as hosts! I suspect a plot! B-Rated suspence music Aragorn: No! You don't say... I thought... I thought... Gandalf: I know! We all did! You must act now though before you too fall victim to the Human-Eating Lice! ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-25-2005, 11:54 AM	#6871
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Gandalf: They can't be replacing us can they? Grima's removable finger act was always a smash hit at the Rohirrim socials __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-25-2005, 12:08 PM	#6872
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Grima has done something terrible. Saruman: No, it can't be! Grima: Yes! I am the new Dracula! You have been replaced, Lee! Saruman: No!!!!

08-25-2005, 12:21 PM	#6873
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Just as Grima was showing off how many times he had seen Gandalf the grey uncloaked, he realised he now had to correct himself. OR Grima: What's wrong with the ceiling? I designed it myself! Why do you mean, "That’s the problem"? Or, yet... Grima: Yes it's true! I am The Mouth of Sauron's dentist! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 12:41 PM	#6874
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Despite the handicap of having his hands permanently clenched together, Grima was still able to deliver a strong gesture to those who would doubt him. (Come on, you're all thinking it. ) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-25-2005, 01:00 PM	#6875
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Grima: Fine! If you're going to be like that, I'm only going to count to one! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-25-2005, 02:05 PM	#6876
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Gandalf: Aragorn, could you dress up like a woman? Aragorn: Huh? Gandalf: We need to distract Sauron, so I need someone to dress up like a woman...and quite frankly, don't take this the wrong way, but your the cutest one here? Aragorn: Umm, no have someone else do it. Eomer: I'll look like a woman. Gandalf: Great. Legolas: Hey I'm cute! Ohh. and I can't see this picture, my usual way of seeing it doesn't work either. __________________ Fenris Penguin