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10-26-2006, 03:30 PM | #641 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the police who arrest the guide because he doesn't have a license!
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10-30-2006, 09:30 PM | #642 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the commissioner that fires the police officers.
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10-31-2006, 02:12 AM | #643 |
Alive without breath
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: I am the cannon that 'fires' the commissioner.
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10-31-2006, 02:43 AM | #644 |
Beloved Shadow
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Gandalf: I am the blind man who is unable to aim the cannon properly.
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10-31-2006, 05:04 AM | #645 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the cannon's auto-targeting system that aims for the blind man.
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10-31-2006, 08:51 AM | #646 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Gandalf: I'm the bug in the cannon's auto-targeting sustem that for some reason begings to grow into amazing size and the cannon breaks open like a cocoon.
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11-01-2006, 12:25 AM | #648 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Gandalf: I'm the orc captain that commands the raid to stop
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11-01-2006, 10:25 PM | #649 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the Maia who squashes the Orc Captain like a bug!
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11-01-2006, 10:28 PM | #650 |
Maundering Mage
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Gandalf: I am the spiked helm on the orc-captain that injures the foot and due to the rusty nature of the spike causes and awful infection.
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11-02-2006, 09:28 PM | #651 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the tenanus antiglobulin that saves his life!
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11-02-2006, 10:09 PM | #652 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Gandalf: I am the checkered cab that randomly cuts in front of the truck delivering the tenanus antiglobulin, delaying it beyond the life expectancy of a tetanus-stricken maia!
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11-02-2006, 10:28 PM | #653 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am more tenanus antiglobulin that the Maia had in his pocket.
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11-03-2006, 03:04 PM | #654 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Gandalf: I am the hole in the Maia's pocket, that now turned out fatal.
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11-06-2006, 11:04 PM | #655 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the patch that is sewed on over the hole.
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11-07-2006, 09:23 AM | #656 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Gandalf: I am the little problem that occurs, meaning that to sew the patch on, the Maia would need to uncloak first... And we wouldn't want that, would we now?
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11-07-2006, 09:57 AM | #657 |
Sword of Spirit
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Saruman: I am the screen that suddenly appears, allowing the Maia to uncloak in private.
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11-07-2006, 09:08 PM | #659 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the TSA official who confiscates the knife!
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11-08-2006, 03:08 AM | #660 |
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: I am the drunken bulldozer driver who runs them over.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
11-09-2006, 03:06 PM | #662 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf: I am the AA battery that doesn't work!
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11-09-2006, 05:20 PM | #663 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the two AAA batteries that replace it.
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11-09-2006, 05:46 PM | #664 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Gandalf: I am the driver that gets a flat tire and calls upon one "AAA*" for help, leaving the AA one battery short.
*American Automobile Association |
11-11-2006, 12:20 PM | #665 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the downed phone line which prevents the call from ever reaching AAA.
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11-11-2006, 06:24 PM | #666 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Gandalf: I am the twenty-first century, including .... cell phones!
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11-14-2006, 10:38 PM | #667 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Saruman: I am the time machine that takes the entire world back into the past.
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11-15-2006, 02:36 PM | #668 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Gandalf: I am the giant crab that eats the time machine.
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11-15-2006, 02:46 PM | #669 |
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: I am the staff that crushes the crab and makes it into soup for my rich cousin, Sir Wilfred.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
11-17-2006, 02:57 PM | #670 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Saruman: I am Sir Wilfred who wants to become even richer by stealing the staff
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11-17-2006, 03:03 PM | #671 |
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: I am the thorns on the staff that cut his hand.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
11-17-2006, 04:16 PM | #672 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Gandalf: I am the fire that burns the thorns and the staff.
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11-17-2006, 10:15 PM | #673 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the cloudburst that puts out the fire!
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11-18-2006, 01:30 AM | #674 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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G@nDaLf Da GR8: i am the Wind that blows away all the clouds
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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11-18-2006, 11:50 AM | #675 |
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Saruman: I am the mountain with feet that dances over and blocks the wind.
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11-18-2006, 12:09 PM | #676 |
Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Gandalf: I am the Many Dwarves that delve into your mountain and take all your gold and jewels
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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11-18-2006, 12:54 PM | #677 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Saruman: I am the Demon of the Ancient World that drives them all away!
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11-18-2006, 03:21 PM | #678 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Gandalf: I am Gandalf, who kills the demon with a few high-pitched screams.
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11-18-2006, 03:55 PM | #679 |
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: I am... going to get a cup of tea...
... ... ... ... Now... *slurp*... I am the gag that binds your mouth.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
11-18-2006, 04:44 PM | #680 |
Silver in My Silent Heart
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Gandalf: I am the smell of pipe weed coming from my mouth that melts away the gag.
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