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Bêthberry · 08-14-2005, 10:23 AM

Take this, Wing Baron!

(with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread)

Kitanna · 08-14-2005, 10:25 AM

Frodo: What did you say about my mother?!

SamwiseGamgee · 08-14-2005, 11:05 AM

Is that Sam's hair in the bottom right corner?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-14-2005, 11:07 AM

Frodo: Tell me what you saw!

Gollum: No! It was too horrible, my precious! Too horrid! Nasty grey beard with no clock!

Frodo: ... ... Oh.

OR

Frodo: Give me my toy back!

Encaitare · 08-14-2005, 11:12 AM

Frodo: Don't you dare call my stomach hairy ever again!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 08-14-2005, 11:25 AM

F for Frodo!

or

Frodo: Do you surrender?
Gollum: Never, but I may scream.
Frodo: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.

Boromir88 · 08-14-2005, 11:47 AM

Frodo: My name is Frodo Baggins. You killed my father! Prepare to die!

Mithalwen · 08-14-2005, 11:56 AM

How many times do I have to tell you - that is MY coffee mug and I hate anyone else using it...

Oddwen · 08-14-2005, 11:58 AM

Fro: Surrender!
Gollum: You wish to surrender to us, precious? Very well, we accept.

Gil-Galad · 08-14-2005, 12:28 PM

Frodo:you won't feel a thing... till i start jabbing this sword through your throat!

Meela · 08-14-2005, 01:10 PM

Gollum decides it's time to find a new kebab store.

The Only Real Estel · 08-14-2005, 01:40 PM

After getting an arrow in his throat, Gollum tumbles backward.

Gollum: "Message...for you...sir."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-14-2005, 02:15 PM

Gollum's dentist was especially mean.

Evisse the Blue · 08-14-2005, 02:25 PM

Gollum: "No, precious, don't kill us, we promises, no more spoilers!"
Frodo: "So you said when I was reading HP 3, 4, 5! I've had it!"
Gollum: "Is it my fault master's a slow reader?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-14-2005, 02:32 PM

Frodo: What's wrong? This is only a blunt sword!

Gollum: It's-s not that, my precious-s, Master has just put his knee in Smeagol's groin!

OR

A tribute to Pulp Fiction

Frodo: I dear you! I double dear you M***** f***er, say "What" one more time!

Naz · 08-14-2005, 02:51 PM

Frodo: *I* had the big blue eyes things down pat *first*!

Kitanna · 08-14-2005, 03:20 PM

Gollum didn't like to play tag with Frodo.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-14-2005, 05:08 PM

Samwise: Mr Frodo sir, I'm as keen as you to stop him making that "Gollum" noise, but don't you think we should use an anaesthetic?

CaptainofDespair · 08-14-2005, 07:30 PM

Frodo: Die foul scum!
Gollum: You have pretty pink lips...
Frodo: Uhh....

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-14-2005, 07:58 PM

Frodo: Stop squirming, Sam! We need to reattach your hair!

The Only Real Estel · 08-14-2005, 09:24 PM

Frodo (Harry): "Now to see who's behind the mask...Gollum!!??"

Gurthang · 08-15-2005, 01:04 AM

Frodo: "Scalpal."
Nurse: "Who let this patient bring that stuffed animal to hold during surgery?"

OR

Frodo has successfully removed Gollum's hair. He needed a wig to wear! (This is even funnier if you've seen the RotK Easter Eggs. 'When will you wear wigs'!

)

Lhunardawen · 08-15-2005, 01:19 AM

Frodo: No, no, there's a fly on your throat!

Morsul the Dark · 08-15-2005, 09:58 AM

Frodo:I told you to "leggo my eggo"!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-15-2005, 10:02 AM

Furious with his own naïvety, Frodo vowed never to buy umberellas from the joke shop again.

**The Saucepan Man** · 08-15-2005, 10:13 AM

Unfortunately for Smeagol, Frodo had not really grasped the rudiments of acupuncture.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-15-2005, 10:46 AM

Frodo's hearing needed testing; it was Sam Gollum was calling a Fat Hobbit.

OR

Gollum did not expect Frodo to react so badly to his cooking.

08-15-2005, 11:59 AM

LOL!

Frodo to Gollum: I thought I told you to put some clothes on you filthy little weirdo!

OR:

Sam (watching Gollum and Frodo *from his vantage point in the corner of the picture...*): That can't be comfortable...

Mithalwen · 08-15-2005, 12:07 PM

try this..

http://www.xxc.idv.tw/mt/archives/natasha/Eowyn.JPG

Miranda Otto
" I don't care what you say - this is the daftest film hairstyle since Carrie Fisher's ear-muffs in Star Wars!"

"you should see what we have planned for Hugo's father of the bride do....."

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-15-2005, 12:17 PM

Eowyn pic:

When the uncloaking just isn't funny anymore.

OR

Eowyn: Why don't you grow up you little B******s!

Théoden: What's going on?

Eowyn: Nothing, just talking to the plants...

wilwarin538 · 08-15-2005, 02:12 PM

Eowyn: I don't care if it looks like I'm just a floating head, invisibility dresses are in.

Boromir88 · 08-15-2005, 02:16 PM

Eowyn gets booed by the Ancient Booer.

SamwiseGamgee · 08-15-2005, 02:19 PM

Legolas's proposition that he was a lot prettier than Eowyn was poorly received.

OR

Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-15-2005, 02:24 PM

Eowyn was so disinterested, she didn't even notice the snake slithering around her forehead.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-15-2005, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamwiseGamgee

Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines.

Expanding on that...

Merry: You look just like my mother in law.

mormegil · 08-15-2005, 03:21 PM

Miranda did not like being told her lines.

The Elf-warrior · 08-15-2005, 04:21 PM

Eowyn noticed that Ozzy Osbourne vaguely resembles Grima Wormtongue.

EDIT: Yay! 300th post. Woo hoo!

davem · 08-15-2005, 04:52 PM

(Frodo pic)

At the Bag End Barbershop Frodo finishes giving Gollum a haircut & shave.

Frodo: 'That will be five silver pennies, Mr S. Now, something for the weekend?....

Gurthang · 08-15-2005, 05:08 PM

Theoden: "Uh, Eowyn, your hair band is falling down."
Eowyn:

OR

Ashton Kutcher: "Okay, see we put this video camera that looks like a necklace around your neck, then you go in and tell PJ you quit! Got it?"
Miranda Otto: "Yep, go in; say 'I quit!'
Ashton: "Perfect. After he yells and screams for a while, we'll pop out and say 'You got Punk'd'!"
Miranda:

"You're really annoying, you know that? I'm only doing this to get more TV time."

OR

Eowyn: "Eomer, that wasn't funny."
Eomer: *rolling on the floor laughing; can't stop himself*
Eowyn: "You're so immature!"

SamwiseGamgee · 08-15-2005, 05:10 PM

Continuing on Davem's theme for the next pic:

Eowyn is not impressed as Gimli offers her something for the weekend.

08-14-2005, 10:23 AM	#6641
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,989	Take this, Wing Baron! (with no apologies to the Engrish subtitles thread) __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-14-2005, 10:25 AM	#6642
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Frodo: What did you say about my mother?! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-14-2005, 11:05 AM	#6643
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Is that Sam's hair in the bottom right corner? __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-14-2005, 11:07 AM	#6644
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	These boots are made for kicking! Frodo: Tell me what you saw! Gollum: No! It was too horrible, my precious! Too horrid! Nasty grey beard with no clock! Frodo: ... ... Oh. OR Frodo: Give me my toy back! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-14-2005, 11:25 AM	#6646
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The mask of Z... um... Forro? F for Frodo! or Frodo: Do you surrender? Gollum: Never, but I may scream. Frodo: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect. __________________ Fenris Wolf

08-14-2005, 11:12 AM	#6645
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Frodo: Don't you dare call my stomach hairy ever again!

08-14-2005, 11:47 AM	#6647
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Frodo: My name is Frodo Baggins. You killed my father! Prepare to die! __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-14-2005, 11:56 AM	#6648
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	How many times do I have to tell you - that is MY coffee mug and I hate anyone else using it... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-14-2005, 11:58 AM	#6649
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	To play on D-Spawn - Fro: Surrender! Gollum: You wish to surrender to us, precious? Very well, we accept. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-14-2005, 12:28 PM	#6650
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Frodo:you won't feel a thing... till i start jabbing this sword through your throat! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-14-2005, 01:10 PM	#6651
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gollum decides it's time to find a new kebab store. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

08-14-2005, 01:40 PM	#6652
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	After getting an arrow in his throat, Gollum tumbles backward. Gollum: "Message...for you...sir."

08-14-2005, 02:15 PM	#6653
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gollum's dentist was especially mean. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-14-2005, 02:25 PM	#6654
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Gollum: "No, precious, don't kill us, we promises, no more spoilers!" Frodo: "So you said when I was reading HP 3, 4, 5! I've had it!" Gollum: "Is it my fault master's a slow reader?" __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

08-14-2005, 02:32 PM	#6655
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: What's wrong? This is only a blunt sword! Gollum: It's-s not that, my precious-s, Master has just put his knee in Smeagol's groin! OR A tribute to Pulp Fiction Frodo: I dear you! I double dear you M*** f*er, say "What" one more time! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-14-2005, 02:51 PM	#6656
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Frodo: I had the big blue eyes things down pat first!

08-14-2005, 03:20 PM	#6657
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gollum didn't like to play tag with Frodo. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-14-2005, 05:08 PM	#6658
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Samwise: Mr Frodo sir, I'm as keen as you to stop him making that "Gollum" noise, but don't you think we should use an anaesthetic? __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-14-2005, 07:30 PM	#6659
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Frodo: Die foul scum! Gollum: You have pretty pink lips... Frodo: Uhh....

08-14-2005, 07:58 PM	#6660
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Paging Dr. Frodo . . . Frodo: Stop squirming, Sam! We need to reattach your hair! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-14-2005, 09:24 PM	#6661
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Spidey/LotR Frodo (Harry): "Now to see who's behind the mask...Gollum!!??"

08-15-2005, 01:04 AM	#6662
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Frodo: "Scalpal." Nurse: "Who let this patient bring that stuffed animal to hold during surgery?" OR Frodo has successfully removed Gollum's hair. He needed a wig to wear! (This is even funnier if you've seen the RotK Easter Eggs. 'When will you wear wigs'! ) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-15-2005, 01:19 AM	#6663
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Calvin and Hobbes rip-off Frodo: No, no, there's a fly on your throat!

08-15-2005, 09:58 AM	#6664
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Frodo:I told you to "leggo my eggo"! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-15-2005, 10:02 AM	#6665
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Furious with his own naïvety, Frodo vowed never to buy umberellas from the joke shop again. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-15-2005, 10:13 AM	#6666
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Unfortunately for Smeagol, Frodo had not really grasped the rudiments of acupuncture. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

08-15-2005, 10:46 AM	#6667
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Message for you sir! Frodo's hearing needed testing; it was Sam Gollum was calling a Fat Hobbit. OR Gollum did not expect Frodo to react so badly to his cooking. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-15-2005, 11:59 AM	#6668
.:Saori:. Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! Frodo to Gollum: I thought I told you to put some clothes on you filthy little weirdo! OR: Sam (watching Gollum and Frodo from his vantage point in the corner of the picture...): That can't be comfortable...

08-15-2005, 12:07 PM	#6669
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Because I can't think of a family friendly caption to the last one.. try this.. http://www.xxc.idv.tw/mt/archives/natasha/Eowyn.JPG Miranda Otto " I don't care what you say - this is the daftest film hairstyle since Carrie Fisher's ear-muffs in Star Wars!" "you should see what we have planned for Hugo's father of the bride do....." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-15-2005, 12:17 PM	#6670
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn pic: When the uncloaking just isn't funny anymore. OR Eowyn: Why don't you grow up you little B******s! Théoden: What's going on? Eowyn: Nothing, just talking to the plants... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-15-2005, 02:12 PM	#6671
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Eowyn: I don't care if it looks like I'm just a floating head, invisibility dresses are in. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

08-15-2005, 02:16 PM	#6672
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Eowyn gets booed by the Ancient Booer. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-15-2005, 02:19 PM	#6673
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Legolas's proposition that he was a lot prettier than Eowyn was poorly received. OR Eowyn didn't appreciate Merry and Pippins' chat up lines. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

08-15-2005, 02:24 PM	#6674
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eowyn was so disinterested, she didn't even notice the snake slithering around her forehead. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-15-2005, 03:21 PM	#6676
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Miranda did not like being told her lines. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke