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mormegil · 07-26-2005, 07:15 AM

Eowyn: Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS!

Gurthang · 07-26-2005, 07:44 AM

Destpite the Fell Beast breathing in her face, Eowyn couldn't help but look past it at Aragorn in his fighting glory.

OR

Eowyn(with eyes closed): "There are no monsters under the bed. There are no monsters under the bed. There are no..."

OR

Fell Beast: "Yes, I would like a leg of cow, please."
Butcher Eowyn: "Sorry, we're fresh out of cow leg."
Fell Beast: "What?! Oh, Blast! Well, how 'bout a lamb."
Butcher Eowyn: "What part of a lamb."
Fell Beast: "What part! I don't want a part, I want the whole thing. I've got a big mouth to feed."
Butcher Eowyn(under her breath): "You're tellin' me!"

CaptainofDespair · 07-26-2005, 07:50 AM

Fell Beast: *sings* I want human! I want horsey! Rarrr Mix, Rarr Mix please deliver!

Eowyn: Never! I'm putting you on a diet!

The Only Real Estel · 07-26-2005, 08:25 AM

Fell Beast: "Oooh, a giant icecicle with a fake handle on it! I'm sooo frightened!"

Kitanna · 07-26-2005, 08:29 AM

Fell Beast: I will let you pass, if you can answer me these questions three...

Bêthberry · 07-26-2005, 09:49 AM

Eowyn: "Strange, I don't recall seeing Jurassic Park on Karen Wynn Fonstad's map of Middle-earth."

Fell Beast: "I didn't evolve. I was created."

Eowyn: "Of course, Jackson Park. How could I overlook it?"

(fondly remembering Fonstad's wonderful contributions)

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-26-2005, 09:53 AM

Fell Beast: "Um, I was wondering....if you'd like to, um, go get a coffee or something?"

SamwiseGamgee · 07-26-2005, 10:13 AM

Fell Beast: I'm telling you, the one I caught was... THIS... big!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2005, 10:14 AM

Eowyn: So this is Gandalf the grey uncloaked?

OR

W-K: Oh get a room you two!

Formendacil · 07-26-2005, 10:24 AM

The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Society goes on the offensive when Petere Jackson unveils his new and improved Warg.

"It's even better than the lemming version!" says Jackson.

Spokesman for the WWRAS, Eomer of the Rohirrim, declined to comment save for a nasty snarl in the direction of the "Warg".

wilwarin538 · 07-26-2005, 10:30 AM

Eowyn: Mommy, look what followed me home. Can I keep it??? PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEE!!!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 07-26-2005, 10:33 AM

The Fell Beast won the Third Annual Belching Contest hands down.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-26-2005, 10:57 AM

...click on 'replies' next to the Captions thread. It shows how many posts you have made in the thread.

I'm second in the list (

) behind *drumroll* ......Hookbill!

A Caption

They're so cute when you buy them, but they grow up fast.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2005, 11:11 AM

Wow! 280 (281 now) captions!

Something to be proud of, especially as I've only been posting since about page 100. Still...

Caption:

*Aragorn walks in*

Eowyn: This isn't what it looks like!

Kath · 07-26-2005, 11:16 AM

Fell Beast: Bet you can't lift your arm this high!

mormegil · 07-26-2005, 11:19 AM

Eowyn realizes too late that her plan to distract the fell beast will fail when instead of a tender juicy bone she pulls out her sword.

Ainaserkewen · 07-26-2005, 11:49 AM

Fell Beast: Hurry up my dear with that new picture or I shall eat you.

Eowyn: Right...

Upon finding his cloak on the ground...

Everyone: Where is he!? Hide your eyes!

Kath · 07-26-2005, 11:51 AM

Hobbits: Too . . . many . . . cameras! Which one do we look at!

Durelin · 07-26-2005, 11:56 AM

Frodo: Sam, are you touching me? Wait, Merry?
Merry: Nope, wasn't me, no way.
Sam: Ye-I mean, no, Mr. Frodo.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2005, 11:59 AM

Merry: Four silver pennies for a mug of ale! That's outrageous!

Frodo: *sees Ring wraith* I think we have bigger problems!

SamwiseGamgee · 07-26-2005, 12:00 PM

Sam: Mr Frodo, did you just let one slip?

OR

Frodo: Sam, that had better not be your hand on my bottom!

OR

Pippin was really beginning to wish he hadn't supersized his double cheeseburger at the Prancing Pony last night.

Kitanna · 07-26-2005, 12:04 PM

Pippin is shocked by how his own appearance in the mirror. Merry doesn't notice because he is too busy trying to look sexy. Frodo spots a spider and begins to whimper. While Sam is trying to be like Merry.

mormegil · 07-26-2005, 12:06 PM

As there aren't proper facilities in the wild the Hobbits did their best to shield Pippin while he was relieving himself, each hobbit had their own looks of horror or embarassment.

Sorry it's a bit off color

Also could somebody reference me to the first Gandalf the Grey uncloaked joke. I seem to have missed that one...probably before my time.

Gurthang · 07-26-2005, 12:10 PM

Sam has spotted a bee on Frodo's neck.

OR

(in annoucer voice)
It's the newest pop music sensation! The Bagstreet Hobbits! *cheering*

With lead singer and guitarist Merry. *wild applause*

Back-up vocalist Pippin. *hoorays and shouts of 'We love you, Fool'*

Samwise the Rapper and Breakdancer! *thunderous applause*

And Frodo Baggins on the Drums(notice his signature sword-like drumsticks)! *loudest applause yet*

Merry: "Oh, sure, everybody loves the drummer." *disgusted sigh*

CaptainofDespair · 07-26-2005, 12:12 PM

Witch-King: Have any of you seen a Ring of Power? *makes hand gestures* It's about this big, gold, very tacky, and has a will of its own...

Merry: I didn't see nothin'! Did any of you boys?

Pippin: I ain't seen nothin'!

Sam: No sirs, I ain't seen no Ring!

Frodo: Uhh...uhhh...*fondles Ring*

Sam: He ain't seen nothin'!

Formendacil · 07-26-2005, 12:16 PM

Frodo: "The Gap of Rohan is closed! Now where are we going to buy some clean clothes for Aragorn's wedding?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2005, 12:16 PM

When Farmer maggot demanded his Bread knife back Frodo was a little reluctant.

OR

Merry: *sniff, sniff* Pippin, did you just step in some-

Pippin: Shh! Not it's business!

Kitanna · 07-26-2005, 12:20 PM

Finding the enemy in the House of Mirrors was always so difficult.

Nimrodel_9 · 07-26-2005, 12:37 PM

Frodo, unlike the other hobbits, was oblivious to the fact that Gandalf the Grey was uncloaked.

Mithalwen · 07-26-2005, 12:50 PM

Neither Sam nor Pippin showed any aptitude for ventriloquism - but Frodo and Merry made excellent dummies.....

Durelin · 07-26-2005, 12:56 PM

Frodo: Ahh, thanks for scratching that itch, Sam.
Sam: No problem, Mr. Frodo.
Merry: Pip, you wouldn't want to do me, would ya?

THE Ka · 07-26-2005, 01:20 PM

Due to budget cuts, we could only show you four out of the six degrees of Frodo...

~ Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-26-2005, 01:58 PM

Those January Sales can get a little rowdy.

The Only Real Estel · 07-26-2005, 02:03 PM

None of the four hobbits were exactly pictures of innocence when they were questioned about the shop full of shattered ceramics...and the four mallets found on the premises.

Boromir88 · 07-26-2005, 02:24 PM

Eowyn/Fellbeast pic:

Fellbeast: Get in my belly!

Hobbit Pic: Since they all have different expressions....

While Pippin got his brains sucked out....

Frodo sees Gandalf the Grey uncloaked
Merry: Charlie! Stop talking to me!
Sam: I can't believe they gave rolling eyes the ring

The Only Real Estel · 07-26-2005, 02:28 PM

Eowyn/Fell Beast Pic
J. Jonah Jameson (newspaper editor in Spiderman) while holding the picture: "Fell Beast. How do you like that? I made it myself. Winged terror, fell beast, winged steed, these weirdos all have to have a name now."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-26-2005, 08:21 PM

It's hard to have a staring contest against someone who's inside a Fell Beast's mouth.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-26-2005, 08:37 PM

Sam (to Frodo): I told you, we shouldn't have touched his hair.

The Only Real Estel · 07-26-2005, 09:05 PM

Sam: "Look it's those that we do not speak of! Good thing none of us are wearing the bad color!

"

(Notice the only one who's remotely frightened is wimpy movie-version Frodo)

Lhunardawen · 07-27-2005, 12:47 AM

Fell beast: Hey you! You're blocking the camera!

07-26-2005, 07:15 AM	#6161
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Eowyn the Donkey Eowyn: Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-26-2005, 07:44 AM	#6162
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Destpite the Fell Beast breathing in her face, Eowyn couldn't help but look past it at Aragorn in his fighting glory. OR Eowyn(with eyes closed): "There are no monsters under the bed. There are no monsters under the bed. There are no..." OR Fell Beast: "Yes, I would like a leg of cow, please." Butcher Eowyn: "Sorry, we're fresh out of cow leg." Fell Beast: "What?! Oh, Blast! Well, how 'bout a lamb." Butcher Eowyn: "What part of a lamb." Fell Beast: "What part! I don't want a part, I want the whole thing. I've got a big mouth to feed." Butcher Eowyn(under her breath): "You're tellin' me!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-26-2005, 08:29 AM	#6165
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Fell Beast: I will let you pass, if you can answer me these questions three... __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-26-2005, 09:53 AM	#6167
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eowyn: Her beauty attracts everything Fell Beast: "Um, I was wondering....if you'd like to, um, go get a coffee or something?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-26-2005, 10:13 AM	#6168
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Fell Beast: I'm telling you, the one I caught was... THIS... big! __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-26-2005, 07:50 AM	#6163
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Fell Beast: sings I want human! I want horsey! Rarrr Mix, Rarr Mix please deliver! Eowyn: Never! I'm putting you on a diet!

07-26-2005, 08:25 AM	#6164
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Fell Beast: "Oooh, a giant icecicle with a fake handle on it! I'm sooo frightened!"

07-26-2005, 09:49 AM	#6166
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,979	Eowyn: "Strange, I don't recall seeing Jurassic Park on Karen Wynn Fonstad's map of Middle-earth." Fell Beast: "I didn't evolve. I was created." Eowyn: "Of course, Jackson Park. How could I overlook it?" (fondly remembering Fonstad's wonderful contributions)

07-26-2005, 10:14 AM	#6169
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Why they were all so shocked... Eowyn: So this is Gandalf the grey uncloaked? OR W-K: Oh get a room you two! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2005, 10:24 AM	#6170
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Society goes on the offensive when Petere Jackson unveils his new and improved Warg. "It's even better than the lemming version!" says Jackson. Spokesman for the WWRAS, Eomer of the Rohirrim, declined to comment save for a nasty snarl in the direction of the "Warg". __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned. Last edited by Formendacil; 07-26-2005 at 10:25 AM. Reason: More ideas...

07-26-2005, 10:30 AM	#6171
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Eowyn: Mommy, look what followed me home. Can I keep it??? PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEE!!!!!! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

07-26-2005, 10:33 AM	#6172
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	The Fell Beast won the Third Annual Belching Contest hands down.

07-26-2005, 10:57 AM	#6173
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I'd never checked this before but... ...click on 'replies' next to the Captions thread. It shows how many posts you have made in the thread. I'm second in the list ( ) behind drumroll ......Hookbill! A Caption They're so cute when you buy them, but they grow up fast. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-26-2005, 11:11 AM	#6174
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Wow! 280 (281 now) captions! Something to be proud of, especially as I've only been posting since about page 100. Still... Caption: Aragorn walks in Eowyn: This isn't what it looks like! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2005, 11:16 AM	#6175
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fell Beast: Bet you can't lift your arm this high! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-26-2005, 11:19 AM	#6176
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Eowyn realizes too late that her plan to distract the fell beast will fail when instead of a tender juicy bone she pulls out her sword. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-26-2005, 11:49 AM	#6177
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Fell Beast: Hurry up my dear with that new picture or I shall eat you. Eowyn: Right... Upon finding his cloak on the ground... Everyone: Where is he!? Hide your eyes! __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

07-26-2005, 11:51 AM	#6178
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Hobbits: Too . . . many . . . cameras! Which one do we look at! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-26-2005, 11:56 AM	#6179
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Frodo: Sam, are you touching me? Wait, Merry? Merry: Nope, wasn't me, no way. Sam: Ye-I mean, no, Mr. Frodo.

07-26-2005, 11:59 AM	#6180
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	I'm sure we've done this before! Merry: Four silver pennies for a mug of ale! That's outrageous! Frodo: sees Ring wraith I think we have bigger problems! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2005, 12:00 PM	#6181
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Sam: Mr Frodo, did you just let one slip? OR Frodo: Sam, that had better not be your hand on my bottom! OR Pippin was really beginning to wish he hadn't supersized his double cheeseburger at the Prancing Pony last night. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-26-2005, 12:04 PM	#6182
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Pippin is shocked by how his own appearance in the mirror. Merry doesn't notice because he is too busy trying to look sexy. Frodo spots a spider and begins to whimper. While Sam is trying to be like Merry. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-26-2005, 12:06 PM	#6183
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	A potty mouth As there aren't proper facilities in the wild the Hobbits did their best to shield Pippin while he was relieving himself, each hobbit had their own looks of horror or embarassment. Sorry it's a bit off color Also could somebody reference me to the first Gandalf the Grey uncloaked joke. I seem to have missed that one...probably before my time. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-26-2005, 12:10 PM	#6184
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam has spotted a bee on Frodo's neck. OR (in annoucer voice) It's the newest pop music sensation! The Bagstreet Hobbits! cheering With lead singer and guitarist Merry. wild applause Back-up vocalist Pippin. hoorays and shouts of 'We love you, Fool' Samwise the Rapper and Breakdancer! thunderous applause And Frodo Baggins on the Drums(notice his signature sword-like drumsticks)! loudest applause yet Merry: "Oh, sure, everybody loves the drummer." disgusted sigh __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-26-2005, 12:12 PM	#6185
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 413	Witch-King: Have any of you seen a Ring of Power? makes hand gestures It's about this big, gold, very tacky, and has a will of its own... Merry: I didn't see nothin'! Did any of you boys? Pippin: I ain't seen nothin'! Sam: No sirs, I ain't seen no Ring! Frodo: Uhh...uhhh...fondles Ring Sam: He ain't seen nothin'!

07-26-2005, 12:16 PM	#6186
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Frodo: "The Gap of Rohan is closed! Now where are we going to buy some clean clothes for Aragorn's wedding?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

07-26-2005, 12:16 PM	#6187
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	When Farmer maggot demanded his Bread knife back Frodo was a little reluctant. OR Merry: sniff, sniff Pippin, did you just step in some- Pippin: Shh! Not it's business! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2005, 12:20 PM	#6188
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Finding the enemy in the House of Mirrors was always so difficult. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-26-2005, 12:37 PM	#6189
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Frodo, unlike the other hobbits, was oblivious to the fact that Gandalf the Grey was uncloaked. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

07-26-2005, 12:50 PM	#6190
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Gottle of Geer Neither Sam nor Pippin showed any aptitude for ventriloquism - but Frodo and Merry made excellent dummies..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-26-2005, 12:56 PM	#6191
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Frodo: Ahh, thanks for scratching that itch, Sam. Sam: No problem, Mr. Frodo. Merry: Pip, you wouldn't want to do me, would ya?

07-26-2005, 01:20 PM	#6192
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Due to budget cuts, we could only show you four out of the six degrees of Frodo... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 07-26-2005 at 09:56 PM.

07-26-2005, 01:58 PM	#6193
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Those January Sales can get a little rowdy. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-26-2005, 02:03 PM	#6194
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	None of the four hobbits were exactly pictures of innocence when they were questioned about the shop full of shattered ceramics...and the four mallets found on the premises.

07-26-2005, 02:24 PM	#6195
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Eowyn/Fellbeast pic: Fellbeast: Get in my belly! Hobbit Pic: Since they all have different expressions.... While Pippin got his brains sucked out.... Frodo sees Gandalf the Grey uncloaked Merry: Charlie! Stop talking to me! Sam: I can't believe they gave rolling eyes the ring __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 07-26-2005 at 03:47 PM.