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Hookbill the Goomba · 07-22-2005, 03:25 AM

Gandalf: Saruman, you're fly is undone.

Saruman: ... ... ... Blast!

OR

Gandalf: do you ever get the feeling we are being watched?

the guy who be short · 07-22-2005, 04:15 AM

Gandalf spreading gossip to Saruman

Gandalf: And you know what Ioreth said? She agreed! And she did these awful swoony eyes, y'know. Radagast and Ioreth are an item, can you imagine?! I was so shocked, I tell you, but it's absolutely true! And then...

Kath · 07-22-2005, 04:41 AM

Gandalf: Idiot! How many times have I told you not to let journalists in here? Our photo will be on the front page of every paper! No checkers for you tonight.

SamwiseGamgee · 07-22-2005, 06:50 AM

Gandalf: So I was, like, whatever, Elrond!
Saruman: No!
Gandalf: Yeah, you should have seen his face! And he was, like, "Come on, Gandalf, be reasonable."
Saruman: Huh, that is so uncool!
Gandalf: I know! So I was, like, come on, you old elf-git, what you gonna do to me!
Saruman:Elf-git! Haha! What did he say?
Gandalf: Well, he was all, like, "Gandalf, if you do not stop this immature behaviour you will not be going with the fellowship."
Saruman: What a little bitch! He thinks he is so important! What'd you say to him?
Gandalf: I said to him, "Well then, don't send me on that stupid fellowship! Like I'd want to hang out with some midgets, an airy-fairy elf and a couple of Rambo wannabes!"
Saruman: No way!
Gandalf: Yeah. So he was all, like, "Gandalf, I forbid you to go on this quest!"
Saruman: So what happened?
Gandalf: I just said to him, "Look at my face. Does it look bothered?"
Saruman: Cool.
Gandalf: I know.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-22-2005, 09:06 AM

Gandalf: "Let's try it once more. Where are we?"

Saruman: "Um........castle?"

Gandalf: "No, you idiot! It's a garden. A garden!"

Kitanna · 07-22-2005, 09:14 AM

Gandalf: If you can walk down this path without running off and trying to cut all the trees down, your rehabilitation will be complete.

OR

Gandalf inspects Saruman's ear to make sure no spiders crawled in during the night.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-22-2005, 09:53 AM

Bee stings were deadly to Wizards, so in dealing with the little blighters they had to use the utmost stealth.

Durelin · 07-22-2005, 10:36 AM

Gandalf: Do you really think those trees behind us are real? I think CGI Sauron is up to his tricks again...
Saruman: I thought that sort of thing only happened in Fangorn.

mormegil · 07-22-2005, 10:47 AM

Gandalf: Okay now that we're the shirriff's what do you think our strategy should be?
Saruman: *mutters* make me a shirriff! I'll make them pay! I should be the seer!

SamwiseGamgee · 07-22-2005, 11:16 AM

Gandalf: Yes, there definitely is a small wesel living in your head. Here, weasel, weasel...
Saruman: Um...ok.

Mithalwen · 07-22-2005, 12:38 PM

Isengard had been idyllic woodland until the Diarmuid Gavin makeover.....

Naz · 07-22-2005, 12:55 PM

Gandalf: Oh!

Saruman: What??

Gandalf: ...It looks like a little nativity scene....

hehheh

Meela · 07-22-2005, 01:12 PM

Saruman: Don't look now, but that tree is taking photos of us...

Gil-Galad · 07-22-2005, 01:53 PM

Gandalf: i think those darn kids again are on our lawn

Saruman: those fiends

The Only Real Estel · 07-22-2005, 03:13 PM

Gandalf: "Can you believe that cursed Jackson fellow? I swear this scene probably won't even be in the bloody movie!"

Saruman: "I know, I know."

Durelin · 07-22-2005, 04:11 PM

Gandalf: Sauron watches 'Gillmore Girls', pass it on.
Saruman: *gigglesnort*

wilwarin538 · 07-22-2005, 04:33 PM

Gandalf: I think those girls over there are looking at us.....don't look!

Lalwendë · 07-22-2005, 04:36 PM

Gandalf and Saruman at the 18th hole.

Gandalf: "You fool! I told you to remember to bring a tie! They won't let you in the clubhouse for a whisky now you know!"

Oddwen · 07-22-2005, 04:42 PM

Gandy: Dude...gimmie some of your 'tots.
Saruman: Get your own, gosh!

The Only Real Estel · 07-22-2005, 04:46 PM

Confessions of a (former) Teenage Drama Queen, Part 2

Formendacil · 07-22-2005, 07:44 PM

Gandalf: "Are those fangirls looking at... US?"

Saruman: "You don't see Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir, Boromir, or any of THEM around here, do you?"

The Elf-warrior · 07-22-2005, 08:11 PM

Saruman: "Now don't tell anyone but I'm breeding wolves."

Gandalf: "Wolfhounds?"

Saruman: "Wolves. You know, yip, yip, yip, howl!"

Gandalf: (To himself.) "Uh, oh."

Kath · 07-23-2005, 06:20 AM

Gandalf: Don't look now but those trees are moving. I said don't look!

Bêthberry · 07-23-2005, 07:07 AM

Gandalf: Shall we catch a look at Luthien?

Saruman: Really? She dances here, not back at the club? Oh, yes, do!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-23-2005, 07:45 AM

Gandalf: "We must find a way to counter Sauron."

Saruman: *whispering* "Ok, but we have to talk very quietly."

Gandalf: *whispering* "Fine, I'll talk very quietly."

Saruman: "What?"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-23-2005, 10:19 AM

Gandalf (whispers): Melian, let us elope to the Undying Lands.

Saruman: I thought you'd cut down your pipeweed smoking?

wilwarin538 · 07-23-2005, 10:37 AM

Gandalf: Look over there. Its a new pic.

Treebeard: Come little orcs....lets play leep frog.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-23-2005, 12:19 PM

It was bad luck for one Orc when Treebeard had one too many gin and tonics.

OR

Treebeard: Where in Middle Earth am I supposed to be?

Meela · 07-23-2005, 12:50 PM

Treebeard adds aerobics to the ever-growing list of classes he doesn't really fit into.

Kath · 07-23-2005, 12:53 PM

Treebeard found that doing yoga in the midst of a battlefield resulted in a surprising amount of enemy casualties.

narfforc · 07-23-2005, 01:37 PM

Treebeard auditions for the new Martial Arts flick: Crouching Tallguy, Whirling Goblins or House of the Flying Orcses.

The Only Real Estel · 07-23-2005, 01:59 PM

Treebeard had had enough of those damned motorcycle cops running out into his path to flag him down and give him a ticket.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-23-2005, 02:19 PM

The Orcs have just seen Gandalf the grey _______

Fill in the blank!

OR

That's not Treebeard, its Gandalf the grey! But without a cloak! (ha ha! a twist on the story!)

Kitanna · 07-23-2005, 03:31 PM

Treebeard decided to show those cocky Orcs a thing or two about breakdancing.

The Only Real Estel · 07-23-2005, 03:49 PM

Courtside at the Orcen Warriors vs. Slayers basketball game:

Having had enough of Little Annoying Johnny's lip, Referee Treebeard proved that 'kicked out of the game' is not always just a figurative term.

Gurthang · 07-23-2005, 03:50 PM

The orc's futuristic plasma gun(top left) did little good when fighting Treebeard, who simply punched the orc and hurled the gun out of the fray.

OR

Treebeard auditioned for the 'Boromir the Disco King Presents: Middle-Earth Hip-Hop' dance video (just $37.95), but it turns out he had two left feet.

OR

Treebeard has always wanted a cute pet orc, but they are just too slippery to catch!

Nimrodel_9 · 07-23-2005, 06:14 PM

One of the most exciting things (to the orc children) about Treebeard, is that he can spin you around by your legs.

The Only Real Estel · 07-23-2005, 09:09 PM

Treebeard & Co. slowly swayed to the music of the giant pipe organ in the distance.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-24-2005, 06:14 AM

Having been bitten by a radioactive frog, Treebeard found himself gaining amphibian traits. Now, he saves Middle-earth as the Amazing . . . FroggieEnt!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-24-2005, 06:44 AM

In a remarkable show of intelligence, the Orcs glue Treebeard's feet to the floor.

07-22-2005, 03:25 AM	#6081
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Saruman, you're fly is undone. Saruman: ... ... ... Blast! OR Gandalf: do you ever get the feeling we are being watched? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-22-2005, 04:41 AM	#6083
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Gandalf: Idiot! How many times have I told you not to let journalists in here? Our photo will be on the front page of every paper! No checkers for you tonight. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-22-2005, 06:50 AM	#6084
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gandalf: So I was, like, whatever, Elrond! Saruman: No! Gandalf: Yeah, you should have seen his face! And he was, like, "Come on, Gandalf, be reasonable." Saruman: Huh, that is so uncool! Gandalf: I know! So I was, like, come on, you old elf-git, what you gonna do to me! Saruman:Elf-git! Haha! What did he say? Gandalf: Well, he was all, like, "Gandalf, if you do not stop this immature behaviour you will not be going with the fellowship." Saruman: What a little bitch! He thinks he is so important! What'd you say to him? Gandalf: I said to him, "Well then, don't send me on that stupid fellowship! Like I'd want to hang out with some midgets, an airy-fairy elf and a couple of Rambo wannabes!" Saruman: No way! Gandalf: Yeah. So he was all, like, "Gandalf, I forbid you to go on this quest!" Saruman: So what happened? Gandalf: I just said to him, "Look at my face. Does it look bothered?" Saruman: Cool. Gandalf: I know. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-22-2005, 09:06 AM	#6085
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf: "Let's try it once more. Where are we?" Saruman: "Um........castle?" Gandalf: "No, you idiot! It's a garden. A garden!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-22-2005, 09:14 AM	#6086
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gandalf: If you can walk down this path without running off and trying to cut all the trees down, your rehabilitation will be complete. OR Gandalf inspects Saruman's ear to make sure no spiders crawled in during the night. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-22-2005, 04:15 AM	#6082
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Gandalf spreading gossip to Saruman Gandalf: And you know what Ioreth said? She agreed! And she did these awful swoony eyes, y'know. Radagast and Ioreth are an item, can you imagine?! I was so shocked, I tell you, but it's absolutely true! And then...

07-22-2005, 09:53 AM	#6087
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Bee stings were deadly to Wizards, so in dealing with the little blighters they had to use the utmost stealth. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-22-2005, 10:36 AM	#6088
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Gandalf: Do you really think those trees behind us are real? I think CGI Sauron is up to his tricks again... Saruman: I thought that sort of thing only happened in Fangorn.

07-22-2005, 10:47 AM	#6089
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	Gandalf: Okay now that we're the shirriff's what do you think our strategy should be? Saruman: mutters make me a shirriff! I'll make them pay! I should be the seer! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-22-2005, 11:16 AM	#6090
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Gandalf: Yes, there definitely is a small wesel living in your head. Here, weasel, weasel... Saruman: Um...ok. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

07-22-2005, 12:38 PM	#6091
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Isengard had been idyllic woodland until the Diarmuid Gavin makeover..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-22-2005, 12:55 PM	#6092
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	Gandalf: Oh! Saruman: What?? Gandalf: ...It looks like a little nativity scene.... hehheh

07-22-2005, 01:12 PM	#6093
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Saruman: Don't look now, but that tree is taking photos of us... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-22-2005, 01:53 PM	#6094
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Gandalf: i think those darn kids again are on our lawn Saruman: those fiends __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-22-2005, 03:13 PM	#6095
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "Can you believe that cursed Jackson fellow? I swear this scene probably won't even be in the bloody movie!" Saruman: "I know, I know."

07-22-2005, 04:11 PM	#6096
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Gandalf: Sauron watches 'Gillmore Girls', pass it on. Saruman: gigglesnort

07-22-2005, 04:33 PM	#6097
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Gandalf: I think those girls over there are looking at us.....don't look! __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin Last edited by wilwarin538; 07-23-2005 at 10:32 AM.

07-22-2005, 04:36 PM	#6098
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf and Saruman at the 18th hole. Gandalf: "You fool! I told you to remember to bring a tie! They won't let you in the clubhouse for a whisky now you know!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-22-2005, 04:42 PM	#6099
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Gandy: Dude...gimmie some of your 'tots. Saruman: Get your own, gosh! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-22-2005, 04:46 PM	#6100
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Confessions of a (former) Teenage Drama Queen, Part 2

07-22-2005, 07:44 PM	#6101
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Gandalf: "Are those fangirls looking at... US?" Saruman: "You don't see Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo, Sam, Elrond, Eomer, Faramir, Boromir, or any of THEM around here, do you?" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

07-22-2005, 08:11 PM	#6102
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: "Now don't tell anyone but I'm breeding wolves." Gandalf: "Wolfhounds?" Saruman: "Wolves. You know, yip, yip, yip, howl!" Gandalf: (To himself.) "Uh, oh." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-23-2005, 06:20 AM	#6103
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Gandalf: Don't look now but those trees are moving. I said don't look! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-23-2005, 07:07 AM	#6104
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,979	Gandalf: Shall we catch a look at Luthien? Saruman: Really? She dances here, not back at the club? Oh, yes, do!

07-23-2005, 07:45 AM	#6105
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf: "We must find a way to counter Sauron." Saruman: whispering "Ok, but we have to talk very quietly." Gandalf: whispering "Fine, I'll talk very quietly." Saruman: "What?" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-23-2005, 10:19 AM	#6106
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	*And this* guy ends up saving Middle-earth? Gandalf** (whispers): Melian, let us elope to the Undying Lands. Saruman: I thought you'd cut down your pipeweed smoking? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-23-2005, 10:37 AM	#6107
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Gandalf: Look over there. Its a new pic. Treebeard: Come little orcs....lets play leep frog. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin Last edited by wilwarin538; 07-23-2005 at 01:46 PM.

07-23-2005, 12:19 PM	#6108
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It was bad luck for one Orc when Treebeard had one too many gin and tonics. OR Treebeard: Where in Middle Earth am I supposed to be? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-23-2005, 12:50 PM	#6109
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Treebeard adds aerobics to the ever-growing list of classes he doesn't really fit into. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-23-2005, 12:53 PM	#6110
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Treebeard found that doing yoga in the midst of a battlefield resulted in a surprising amount of enemy casualties. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-23-2005, 01:37 PM	#6111
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Treebeard auditions for the new Martial Arts flick: Crouching Tallguy, Whirling Goblins or House of the Flying Orcses.

07-23-2005, 01:59 PM	#6112
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Treebeard had had enough of those damned motorcycle cops running out into his path to flag him down and give him a ticket.

07-23-2005, 02:19 PM	#6113
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	No, Treebeard isn't hurting the Orcs, The Orcs have just seen Gandalf the grey _______ Fill in the blank! OR That's not Treebeard, its Gandalf the grey! But without a cloak! (ha ha! a twist on the story!) __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-23-2005, 03:31 PM	#6114
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Treebeard decided to show those cocky Orcs a thing or two about breakdancing. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-23-2005, 03:49 PM	#6115
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Courtside at the Orcen Warriors vs. Slayers basketball game: Having had enough of Little Annoying Johnny's lip, Referee Treebeard proved that 'kicked out of the game' is not always just a figurative term.