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Firefoot · 07-20-2005, 11:22 AM

Gandalf: Nice Theoden... I'm not going to hurt you...

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-20-2005, 11:47 AM

Theoden: Gandalf's our friend, Gandalf helps us. No! Mean old man's trying to trick us!

Gandalf: Oh, not you, too!

or

Theoden and his famous "expired fig" imitation.

THE Ka · 07-20-2005, 11:58 AM

Theoden: (in mind) Dirty... FINGERNAILS!

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Gandalf: If you don't behave I'll have to put a cone around you head!

.:~Ka~:.

narfforc · 07-20-2005, 12:54 PM

Gandalf: Hail Thengel son of Fengel, Lord of The Mark.

Theoden: What! Its me Theoden you old fool.

Gandalf: Oo dear, you look like you have had too many late nights in the meadhouse, and if you`d take my advice, lay off the sunbed sessions pruneface.

narfforc · 07-20-2005, 12:57 PM

Gandalf: Hail Theoden son of Thengel, Lord of The Mark.

Theoden: Am I glad to see you Gandalf, you haven`t any laxatives by any chance?

Mithalwen · 07-20-2005, 01:08 PM

Theoden really wished wizards would stop nicking the tealight holders from his garden.....

Lalwendë · 07-20-2005, 01:08 PM

Bernard: "Put the staff down, Ian and stop playing at being Magneto"

Ian: "Ooh, look who's talking! Who've you come as? Dumbledore?"

Durelin · 07-20-2005, 01:40 PM

Looking for some quick cash, Gandalf and Theoden in dirty old man with candy (except without the candy) form do a Preparation H commercial.

This Post was brought to you in part by: CaptainofDespair's Human Sexuality prefessor.

CaptainofDespair · 07-20-2005, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Durelin

Looking for some quick cash, Gandalf and Theoden in dirty old man with candy (except without the candy) form do a Preparation H commercial.

You blatantly stole the dirty old man line...and you know it!

Time for my caption...

Theoden: No! No!! Not the men in white coats!

Gandalf: Oh quiet down, you old coot! I'm not here to give you your injection...today...

Meela · 07-20-2005, 01:53 PM

Council pic:

Gandalf: Eeny meeny Fellowship, which of you will make the trip. If my finger points to you, off to Mordor you go too.

Theoden pic:

Gandalf forgets to return Shadowfax for the ninth time.

davem · 07-20-2005, 01:55 PM

Middle-earth New's roving sports reporter, Gandalf Greyhame interviews the winner of the Rohan bumfights championship:

'Now, Theoden, would you like to say a few words to your legions of loyal fans?'

'Ah, ge' away wi' ye, or I'll kick yer heeed in.....ye got any Dhrink?'

The Only Real Estel · 07-20-2005, 02:32 PM

Theoden: "Ugh, Gandalf! You could at least keep your undershirt buttoned while I'm eating!!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-20-2005, 02:50 PM

Théoden hated losing at chess.

the guy who be short · 07-20-2005, 02:58 PM

Gandalf is so intent on delivering the post, he dares to approach the guard-Theoden of Rohan.

Kitanna · 07-20-2005, 03:10 PM

Gandalf: Good king...I'm not going to hurt you...good king....
Theoden: Bark! Bark!

OR

Theoden: Gah! Milk always does this to me!

The Only Real Estel · 07-20-2005, 03:22 PM

Theoden was beginning to realize that having an Agent take over your body is not as sci-fi as he thought it was.

Lalwendë · 07-20-2005, 04:01 PM

Gandalf: "I've come to take you to Saint Clabbert's..."

Theoden: "Drink! Girls! Ar...."

(you know the rest

)

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-20-2005, 04:22 PM

Gandalf: All right, all right! I promise not to be Gandalf the grey uncloaked, just put you're trousers back on! Phew!

OR

Théoden: I do not have a drug problem!

Oddwen · 07-20-2005, 06:14 PM

Theoden: Stop calling me Cerberus!

Or...

Some Werewolvish transformations are scarier than others.

The Only Real Estel · 07-20-2005, 06:26 PM

Gandalf soon found out what a werewolf transformation really looked like.

Formendacil · 07-20-2005, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meela

Gandalf forgets to return Shadowfax for the ninth time.

Theoden: "You could have at least returned him with a full tank of gas."

The Elf-warrior · 07-20-2005, 08:53 PM

Theoden: "How dare you tell me that Grima is not to be trusted! That's a conspiracy theory!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-20-2005, 10:09 PM

Théoden: I told you not to let Nilpaurion play in the next Werewolves game!

Lhunardawen · 07-21-2005, 01:20 AM

Aragorn (in the background): See, Legolas? I told you the staff's not fake.

Holbytlass · 07-21-2005, 05:53 AM

Theoden: You know the law, Gandalf....move your feet, loose your seat!!

Lalwendë · 07-21-2005, 06:54 AM

Theoden: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be....Kenny Rogers!"

Gil-Galad · 07-21-2005, 07:18 AM

Gandalf: Must...Resist...Stupidity Impulse...Hey a Old Man!

Boromir88 · 07-21-2005, 07:21 AM

Theoden: You trounced through my shrubbery! Now you must go find me another shrubbery!

Gandalf: Please, not that, aren't you being a little irrational?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-21-2005, 07:32 AM

Gandalf's patented 'bowl of icy water on the seat' party trick always produced hilarious results.

The Only Real Estel · 07-21-2005, 10:23 AM

Theoden: "Why...should I...welcome you...Gandalf...the Grey? You let me...eat those....five cheese...pizzas last night...without...warning me...of...the possible...consequences!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-21-2005, 12:57 PM

Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey? You.....stole my hairbrush.....and my moisturiser.....and I clearly need them!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2005, 01:03 PM

Théoden: Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....storm crow? Can't you see the last diet you sent me on made my jeans rip?

Kath · 07-21-2005, 01:10 PM

Theoden: How....can I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey?....When....you take....my breath....away!

Oddwen · 07-21-2005, 08:45 PM

Thé: Ooh...look...at...all...the...ellipses...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-21-2005, 09:13 PM

Théoden: I told you not to let Fordim make another poll!

THE Ka · 07-21-2005, 10:06 PM

I believe it be time for yet another caption. Gandalf and especially theoden are looking rather worn out...

Gandalf: Did you hear? The Gap of Rohan is having a Istari-only blow-out sale of the ages!

Saruman: Really?! If only I could find a baby-sitter for Grima, then our shopping dreams could be complete!!

~ Ha, ha Ka

mormegil · 07-21-2005, 10:22 PM

Gandalf: (in hushed tones) So Radaghast actually thought he could speak to the animals. What a dotard!

Lhunardawen · 07-21-2005, 10:25 PM

Theoden pic:
Gandalf comes up with a unique gift for Radagast's birthday.

Gandalf-Saruman pic:
Just when you thought seeing them uncloaked is the worst...

Boromir88 · 07-21-2005, 10:29 PM

Gandalf: See this truly is a wonderful, vast place with great wildlife.

Saruman: Does the highway behind us get a lot of traffic? Because I can't study on conquering the world if it's constant rush hour traffic.

Encaitare · 07-21-2005, 10:46 PM

Gandalf: Did you see those horrid robes Alatar and Pallando were wearing? Ugh!
Saruman: I know! Blue is so out of season!

07-20-2005, 11:47 AM	#6042
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Theoden: Gandalf's our friend, Gandalf helps us. No! Mean old man's trying to trick us! Gandalf: Oh, not you, too! or Theoden and his famous "expired fig" imitation. __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-20-2005, 11:58 AM	#6043
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Theoden: (in mind) Dirty... FINGERNAILS! ---------------------------------- Gandalf: If you don't behave I'll have to put a cone around you head! .:~Ka~:. __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-20-2005, 12:54 PM	#6044
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	The Third Age of The Sun(bed) Gandalf: Hail Thengel son of Fengel, Lord of The Mark. Theoden: What! Its me Theoden you old fool. Gandalf: Oo dear, you look like you have had too many late nights in the meadhouse, and if you`d take my advice, lay off the sunbed sessions pruneface.

07-20-2005, 01:08 PM	#6046
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,460	Theoden really wished wizards would stop nicking the tealight holders from his garden..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-20-2005, 01:08 PM	#6047
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Bernard: "Put the staff down, Ian and stop playing at being Magneto" Ian: "Ooh, look who's talking! Who've you come as? Dumbledore?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-20-2005, 11:22 AM	#6041
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	Gandalf: Nice Theoden... I'm not going to hurt you...

07-20-2005, 12:57 PM	#6045
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Gandalf: Hail Theoden son of Thengel, Lord of The Mark. Theoden: Am I glad to see you Gandalf, you haven`t any laxatives by any chance?

07-20-2005, 01:40 PM	#6048
Durelin Estelo dagnir, Melo ring Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,063	Looking for some quick cash, Gandalf and Theoden in dirty old man with candy (except without the candy) form do a Preparation H commercial. This Post was brought to you in part by: CaptainofDespair's* Human Sexuality prefessor.* Last edited by Durelin; 07-20-2005 at 01:45 PM.

07-20-2005, 01:53 PM	#6050
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Council pic: Gandalf: Eeny meeny Fellowship, which of you will make the trip. If my finger points to you, off to Mordor you go too. Theoden pic: Gandalf forgets to return Shadowfax for the ninth time. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-20-2005, 01:55 PM	#6051
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Middle-earth New's roving sports reporter, Gandalf Greyhame interviews the winner of the Rohan bumfights championship: 'Now, Theoden, would you like to say a few words to your legions of loyal fans?' 'Ah, ge' away wi' ye, or I'll kick yer heeed in.....ye got any Dhrink?' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."

07-20-2005, 02:32 PM	#6052
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	darn close to an old joke... Theoden: "Ugh, Gandalf! You could at least keep your undershirt buttoned while I'm eating!!"

07-20-2005, 02:50 PM	#6053
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Théoden hated losing at chess. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-20-2005, 02:58 PM	#6054
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Gandalf is so intent on delivering the post, he dares to approach the guard-Theoden of Rohan.

07-20-2005, 03:10 PM	#6055
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Gandalf: Good king...I'm not going to hurt you...good king.... Theoden: Bark! Bark! OR Theoden: Gah! Milk always does this to me! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-20-2005, 03:22 PM	#6056
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Return of the...Matrix? Theoden was beginning to realize that having an Agent take over your body is not as sci-fi as he thought it was.

07-20-2005, 04:01 PM	#6057
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gandalf: "I've come to take you to Saint Clabbert's..." Theoden: "Drink! Girls! Ar...." (you know the rest ) __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-20-2005, 04:22 PM	#6058
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: All right, all right! I promise not to be Gandalf the grey uncloaked, just put you're trousers back on! Phew! OR Théoden: I do not have a drug problem! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-20-2005, 06:14 PM	#6059
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Theoden: Stop calling me Cerberus! Or... Some Werewolvish transformations are scarier than others. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-20-2005, 06:26 PM	#6060
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf soon found out what a werewolf transformation really looked like.

07-20-2005, 08:53 PM	#6062
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Theoden: "How dare you tell me that Grima is not to be trusted! That's a conspiracy theory!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-20-2005, 10:09 PM	#6063
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Hmmm . . . Théoden: I told you not to let Nilpaurion play in the next Werewolves game! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-21-2005, 01:20 AM	#6064
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Aragorn (in the background): See, Legolas? I told you the staff's not fake.

07-21-2005, 05:53 AM	#6065
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Theoden: You know the law, Gandalf....move your feet, loose your seat!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-21-2005, 06:54 AM	#6066
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Theoden: "Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be....Kenny Rogers!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-21-2005, 07:18 AM	#6067
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Gandalf: Must...Resist...Stupidity Impulse...Hey a Old Man! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-21-2005, 07:21 AM	#6068
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Theoden: You trounced through my shrubbery! Now you must go find me another shrubbery! Gandalf: Please, not that, aren't you being a little irrational? __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-21-2005, 07:32 AM	#6069
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Gandalf's patented 'bowl of icy water on the seat' party trick always produced hilarious results. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-21-2005, 10:23 AM	#6070
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	waaay to much cheese O_O Theoden: "Why...should I...welcome you...Gandalf...the Grey? You let me...eat those....five cheese...pizzas last night...without...warning me...of...the possible...consequences!" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 07-21-2005 at 07:24 PM.

07-21-2005, 12:57 PM	#6071
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey? You.....stole my hairbrush.....and my moisturiser.....and I clearly need them! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-21-2005, 01:03 PM	#6072
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	To continue the theme Théoden: Why....should I....welcome....you, Gandalf....storm crow? Can't you see the last diet you sent me on made my jeans rip? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-21-2005, 01:10 PM	#6073
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Theoden: How....can I....welcome....you, Gandalf....the Grey?....When....you take....my breath....away! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-21-2005, 08:45 PM	#6074
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Thé: Ooh...look...at...all...the...ellipses... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 07-21-2005 at 08:46 PM. Reason: Spelling...is...such...a bother!

07-21-2005, 09:13 PM	#6075
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Hmmm . . . Théoden: I told you not to let Fordim make another poll! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-21-2005, 10:06 PM	#6076
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	I believe it be time for yet another caption. Gandalf and especially theoden are looking rather worn out... Gandalf: Did you hear? The Gap of Rohan is having a Istari-only blow-out sale of the ages! Saruman: Really?! If only I could find a baby-sitter for Grima, then our shopping dreams could be complete!! ~ Ha, ha Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-21-2005, 10:22 PM	#6077
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: (in hushed tones) So Radaghast actually thought he could speak to the animals. What a dotard! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”