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07-11-2005, 12:30 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Shadowfax: Alright, I'll bare you to Edoras, but I get to ride you to Helms Deep.
Gandalf: I don’t think that’s how it works.
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07-11-2005, 12:43 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,989
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Gandalf: "I don't care what Aragorn dreamt about Roheryn, you're not snoggin me."
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07-11-2005, 12:56 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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and the song continues :p
(Shadowfax)...and I'm too sexy for my saddle....
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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07-11-2005, 01:20 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Gandalf: "So this is a Shadowfax? Which end do I stick my invoice in?"
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Gordon's alive!
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07-11-2005, 03:23 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Gandalf thought Gimli was certain to win the best Fancy Dress contest.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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07-11-2005, 03:43 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
Posts: 7,507
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How Gandalf tamed Shadowfax....
Gandalf: You see this rod. If you don't want this rod in your face, like I do to Mr. crazy man back in Gondor, then I suggest you listen to me.
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Fenris Penguin
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07-11-2005, 04:04 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,132
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Gandalf: Now I've had quite enough of your Mr. Ed impressions, Shadowfax.
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07-11-2005, 04:07 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Gandalf: "Now look. I've been supportive to you, I've been there for you. But there comes a time when the truth must be told & the truth is the goatee just isn't you."
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07-11-2005, 07:04 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Shadowfax regarded Gandalf's new color with bemusement.
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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07-11-2005, 08:06 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Ugh!
Gandalf: No, you can't use my staff to pick your nose. Go ask the Dwarf.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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07-11-2005, 08:12 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,637
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Tribute to The Simpsons
Gandalf to Aragorn: "That horse had better win, or else we're taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come."
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07-11-2005, 08:12 PM
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Illusionary Holbytla
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 7,547
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Gandalf: What do you mean I'm on my own two feet from now on?!
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07-11-2005, 08:29 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,126
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Horse: Hullo, I'm Mr. Ed
Gandy: No, I know Mr. Ed, and you're not Mr. Ed. Or... Shadowfax quickly grew quite tired of Gandalf blowing on his nose, and told him so with a swift kick to the kneecap. (Y'ever done that to your dog? I thought so, animal abuser  )
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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07-11-2005, 10:38 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Someone's getting desperate...
Gandalf willingly gives his staff to Shadowfax in exchange for a ride to meet with...Galadriel?!
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07-12-2005, 02:25 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Gandalf has words with Shadowfax after an incident in the garden : "Why, Shadowfax? Why did you have to do that on my pipeweed plants?"
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Gordon's alive!
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07-12-2005, 07:45 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Gandalf's in trouble with the mafia again.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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07-12-2005, 11:25 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Shadowfax to Gandalf: Please get your lines right this time, I am late, I should have been in Studio Ten five minutes ago, I need to get my horn fitted for The Potty Harry movie
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07-12-2005, 11:29 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Gandalf to PJ: Look we need a new Shadowfax, this one keeps trying to steal my scenes!
Shadowfax: What do you mean try?
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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07-12-2005, 12:17 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,311
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Gandalf: "Shadowfax, it's all over between us. We need to go separate ways."
Shadowfax: "How much alimony do I get?"
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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07-12-2005, 12:43 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,049
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Gandalf discovers that Theoden has fobbed him off with a hobby-horse.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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07-12-2005, 01:06 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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Gandalf... stay cloaked!
Shadowfax confronts Gandalf about his streaking episodes.
 Shadowfax:'If I hear about you being uncloaked one more time, you will never again get a ride from this pony.'
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I'm on a Mission from God. |
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07-12-2005, 01:16 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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"Damn Rohan economy drive! I asked for an airplane!"
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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07-12-2005, 01:45 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
Posts: 9,449
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What you get you put colour coordination before performance....
Mr. Gandalf: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. . I wish to complain about this horse what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very stables.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Mearas Grey...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? Mr. Gandald I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Mr. G: Look, matey, I know a dead horse when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable horse. the Mearas Grey, idn'it, ay? Beautiful coat! Mr. G: The coat don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! Mr.G: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the horsee) 'Ello, Shadowfax! I've got a lovely apple for you if you show... (owner hits the horse) Owner: There, he moved! Mr. G: No, he didn't, that was you hitting him! Owner: I never!! Mr. G: Yes, you did! Owner: I never, never did anything... Mr. G: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That horse is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged gallop. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the Wold. Mr. G: PININ' for the WOLD?!?!?!? Look, I took the liberty of examining that horse, and I discovered the only reason that it had been standing in the first place was that it's hooves had been NAILED to the stable floor . (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that horse down, it would have nuzzled up to the stable door, opened the latch with his teeth, and VOOM! Clippetty clip! Mr. G: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this horse wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. G: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This horse is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the floor 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-HORSE!!
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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07-12-2005, 02:22 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Gandalf: Look, one of us is going to have to change our outfit.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-12-2005, 06:14 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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the best horse in all the lands!!??
Gandalf: "What's that fellow? Jose Canseco says he injected you with steroids? Tosh, pay no attention to that loudmouth!"
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07-12-2005, 06:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Don't you smile at me, Horsey!!!
Nim
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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07-12-2005, 11:44 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Flip-a-coin...the best way to come up with a decision.
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07-13-2005, 01:21 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Gandalf: Now look here! I'm a respected Shakespearian actor; I can't be seen doing a pantomime, its jut not dignified.
Aragorn: Just shut up and get in the horse costume.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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07-13-2005, 06:29 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
Posts: 1,042
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Wow, Mithalwen, that was some caption !!
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Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII |
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07-13-2005, 10:13 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Gandalf: Now look! I really do not want to argue with you! Imagine what that would do to my reputation! Arguing with a horse! Sheesh!
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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07-13-2005, 10:16 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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The Horse and His Wizard- by C.S. Tolkien.
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07-13-2005, 10:52 AM
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Shadowed Prince
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thulcandra
Posts: 2,343
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Gandalf tries to explain that his staff is not for sale to a bemused foreign customer.
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07-13-2005, 11:40 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Quote:
Erm had to break the "No dead parrot rule" ..... that horse just looked so ...... well stuffed
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“But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.”
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07-13-2005, 11:50 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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A frustrated Gandalf decides the last time he's had this much trouble communicating with someone is when he last tried to place an order at McDonald's.
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07-13-2005, 12:57 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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"O Shadowfax! Why did you have to eat Legolas? Don't give me that doe-eyed stare!"
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07-13-2005, 12:58 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,637
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Quote:
Gandalf: Thank you for eating Legolas, Shadowfax!
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke |
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07-13-2005, 01:29 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Gandalf: Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once - when I hit you with the stick you run, you don't throw me off and call the Horse Protection Society!
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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07-13-2005, 01:31 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
Posts: 3,311
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Gandalf: "Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Gimli."
Offstage: Gimli: "In fact, Dwarf women are so similar to horses that they are often mistaken for them, giving rise to the notion that Dwarves just spring out of the ground, or something..."
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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07-13-2005, 03:21 PM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,508
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Gandalf: I didn't know I had a twin.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumičre qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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