Duel of Doom! - Page 14 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-21-2006, 02:58 AM

:I am the lightning conductor that diverts the bolt.

The Elf-warrior · 08-21-2006, 07:30 AM

Saruman: I am the conducter who can't conduct!

High King Fingolfin · 08-23-2006, 10:21 AM

Gandalf: I am the audiences applause that makes the conductor - turned - conducter start conducting.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-23-2006, 11:37 AM

: I am the fire that breaks out due to over clapping. Because, apparently, friction crates heat.

Oddwen · 08-23-2006, 12:13 PM

Gandy: I am a giant bucket of ice.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-23-2006, 12:34 PM

: I am the sun that melts the bucket.

Lhunardawen · 08-23-2006, 07:19 PM

Gandalf: I am the night that chases the sun away from the bucket of ice.

Gurthang · 08-23-2006, 08:59 PM

Saruman: I am the warm temperature of the air.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2006, 04:00 AM

:I am the freezer into which the bucket in placed.

Oddwen · 08-24-2006, 06:33 AM

Saruman: I am a small rodent of usual size that chews through the power cord of the freezer, which ultimately leads to its defrostion.

High King Fingolfin · 08-26-2006, 12:09 PM

Gandalf: I am the electric shock that kills the rodent.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-26-2006, 12:30 PM

: I am the special shoes he wears that prevent the rodent from being electrocuted

High King Fingolfin · 09-01-2006, 09:15 PM

Gandalf: I am the cobbler that refuses to make the special shoes.

Celuien · 09-01-2006, 09:16 PM

Saruman: I am the cobbler's biggest competitor, who makes the shoes just to spite the first cobbler.

mark12_30 · 09-01-2006, 09:17 PM

Saruman: I am the crate of overripe peaches that immobilizes the cobbler.

Edit: cross-posted. So, since we're still talking about cobbler, I'll give the line to Gandalf...

Meneltarmacil · 09-01-2006, 09:47 PM

Gandalf: I am the village that hangs the cobblers due to some odd theory that they're helping werewolves eat the villagers.

The Elf-warrior · 09-01-2006, 09:56 PM

Saruman: I am the shoe shortage that follows!

High King Fingolfin · 09-01-2006, 10:17 PM

Gandalf: I am the soles of everyone's feet that get a lot harder as a result, thereby protecting everyone from sharp rocks and whatnot.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-02-2006, 01:07 AM

: I am the poison that passes unnoticed through their feet causing weird dancing and death.

Oddwen · 09-02-2006, 06:05 PM

Gandalf: I am the increased bites of the spider that causes St. Vitus's Dance due to lack of shoes, that acts as an antidote to the weird poison.

The Elf-warrior · 09-02-2006, 10:26 PM

Saruman: I am the hot sun that causes heat exhaustion in the dancers!

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2006, 02:10 AM

: I am the parasol that blocks the heat of the sun.

Kuruharan · 09-03-2006, 08:39 AM

Saruman: I am the moths that ate the parasol.

Meneltarmacil · 09-03-2006, 08:41 AM

: I am the bug zapper that kills the moths.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-03-2006, 09:27 AM

: I am the short circuit that stops the zapper from working.

High King Fingolfin · 09-04-2006, 01:58 PM

Gandalf: I am the electrician that fixes the short circuit.

Meneltarmacil · 09-04-2006, 02:04 PM

Saruman: I am the venomous snake that bites the electrician.

The Elf-warrior · 09-04-2006, 07:46 PM

Gandalf: I am the antivenom that saves the electrician's life!

High King Fingolfin · 09-05-2006, 07:28 PM

Saruman: I am the doctors' incompetence that kills him.

Morsul the Dark · 09-05-2006, 07:47 PM

Gandalf: I am the defibulator that saves him

Gurthang · 09-05-2006, 10:02 PM

Saruman: I am the power outage that makes the defibulator useless.

Eonwe · 09-05-2006, 10:36 PM

Gandalf: I am really .... MORSUL THE DARK! who is turning the hand-crank geneator to supply the power to the dephibulator.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-06-2006, 02:42 AM

: I am the sword that removes Morsul's arms. (Sorry).

Volo · 09-06-2006, 10:38 AM

Gandalf: I am the arms shop where I buy new arms and a three meter long staff.

Gurthang · 09-07-2006, 10:01 PM

Saruman: I have a 4 meter staff.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-08-2006, 03:21 AM

: I am the Witch King with a fiery sword that for some reason shatters your staff. Pfft. Can't get the Staff these days.

High King Fingolfin · 09-09-2006, 12:35 PM

Saruman: I am Eowyn and Merry, who kill the Witch-King.

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-09-2006, 12:42 PM

: I am the pit that opens up in the ground beneath them.

Celuien · 09-09-2006, 02:12 PM

Saruman: I am the trampoline at the bottom of the pit which propels them back to the surface.

Volo · 09-09-2006, 02:33 PM

Gandalf: I am the holy fork that impales them from the sky!

08-21-2006, 02:58 AM	#521
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	:I am the lightning conductor that diverts the bolt. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-21-2006, 07:30 AM	#522
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the conducter who can't conduct! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-23-2006, 10:21 AM	#523
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the audiences applause that makes the conductor - turned - conducter start conducting. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-23-2006, 11:37 AM	#524
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the fire that breaks out due to over clapping. Because, apparently, friction crates heat. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-23-2006, 12:13 PM	#525
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandy: I am a giant bucket of ice. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-23-2006, 12:34 PM	#526
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the sun that melts the bucket. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-23-2006, 07:19 PM	#527
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: I am the night that chases the sun away from the bucket of ice.

08-23-2006, 08:59 PM	#528
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the warm temperature of the air. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-24-2006, 04:00 AM	#529
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	:I am the freezer into which the bucket in placed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2006, 06:33 AM	#530
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am a small rodent of usual size that chews through the power cord of the freezer, which ultimately leads to its defrostion. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-26-2006, 12:09 PM	#531
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the electric shock that kills the rodent. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-26-2006, 12:30 PM	#532
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the special shoes he wears that prevent the rodent from being electrocuted __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-01-2006, 09:15 PM	#533
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the cobbler that refuses to make the special shoes. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-01-2006, 09:16 PM	#534
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Saruman: I am the cobbler's biggest competitor, who makes the shoes just to spite the first cobbler. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

09-01-2006, 09:17 PM	#535
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Saruman: I am the crate of overripe peaches that immobilizes the cobbler. Edit: cross-posted. So, since we're still talking about cobbler, I'll give the line to Gandalf... __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

09-01-2006, 09:47 PM	#536
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Gandalf: I am the village that hangs the cobblers due to some odd theory that they're helping werewolves eat the villagers. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-01-2006, 09:56 PM	#537
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the shoe shortage that follows! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-01-2006, 10:17 PM	#538
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the soles of everyone's feet that get a lot harder as a result, thereby protecting everyone from sharp rocks and whatnot. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-02-2006, 01:07 AM	#539
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the poison that passes unnoticed through their feet causing weird dancing and death. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-02-2006, 06:05 PM	#540
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Gandalf: I am the increased bites of the spider that causes St. Vitus's Dance due to lack of shoes, that acts as an antidote to the weird poison. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 09-02-2006 at 06:10 PM.

09-02-2006, 10:26 PM	#541
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Saruman: I am the hot sun that causes heat exhaustion in the dancers! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-03-2006, 02:10 AM	#542
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the parasol that blocks the heat of the sun. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-03-2006, 08:39 AM	#543
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Saruman: I am the moths that ate the parasol. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

09-03-2006, 08:41 AM	#544
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	: I am the bug zapper that kills the moths. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-03-2006, 09:27 AM	#545
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the short circuit that stops the zapper from working. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-04-2006, 01:58 PM	#546
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the electrician that fixes the short circuit. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-04-2006, 02:04 PM	#547
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Saruman: I am the venomous snake that bites the electrician. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 08-27-2007 at 03:14 PM.

09-04-2006, 07:46 PM	#548
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the antivenom that saves the electrician's life! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-05-2006, 07:28 PM	#549
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Saruman: I am the doctors' incompetence that kills him. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 09-05-2006 at 07:35 PM. Reason: Puncuation

09-05-2006, 07:47 PM	#550
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Gandalf: I am the defibulator that saves him __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-05-2006, 10:02 PM	#551
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the power outage that makes the defibulator useless. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-05-2006, 10:36 PM	#552
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Gandalf: I am really .... MORSUL THE DARK! who is turning the hand-crank geneator to supply the power to the dephibulator. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

09-06-2006, 02:42 AM	#553
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	: I am the sword that removes Morsul's arms. (Sorry). __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-06-2006, 10:38 AM	#554
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Gandalf: I am the arms shop where I buy new arms and a three meter long staff. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

09-07-2006, 10:01 PM	#555
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I have a 4 meter staff. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.