101 Things LOTR Characters Would Never Say - Page 14 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Arwen Melian · 12-02-2002, 06:42 PM

Diamond(Sarah....yea i remember your name...how could i forget if i practically share the name) I loved your play on star wars when jarjar binks meets padme...only i guess this time jar jar was gollum..haha1

Diamond18 · 12-02-2002, 09:25 PM

Thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] , and so I guess that would make Padmé...Faramir. Frightening thought, that. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Boromir: "Frodo, will you not take my advice?"
Frodo: "I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my heart."
Boromir: "No, you don't know what I was going to say! You don't understand a thing about me...I'm so misunderstood! Why does everyone think that I have a one track mind that can be read like an open book??"
Frodo: "You're mixing your metaphors."
Boromir: "I don't care! I am very upset right now at the way I'm being treated. You won't even listen to me; your mind has clanged shut like an iron door!"
Frodo: "Oh, fine, just say it already."
Boromir: "I think I like chocolate better than vanilla. Vanilla is so...I don't know...vanilla, y'know? My brother likes vanilla, but he would."
Frodo: "Is that what you wanted to talk to me about?"
Boromir: "Should there be anything else?"

Arwen_Evenstar · 12-03-2002, 02:20 AM

Greetings!
I really couldn't be bothered to go through all 14 pages so these or similar ones may have already been posted:
Treebeard: Come onnnnn! Huurrryyyy uuuupppp! Do you think isengard will overthrow itself? Lets move move move!
(sorry thats kinda weak [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )

Sauruman: We must join with him Gandalf, it would be wise...

Gandalf: Tell me friend, when did Sauruman the wise abandon reason for madness!!!?

Sauraman:Wellll it all started....

~10 minutes later~

Sauruman(crying): I just wanna be loved man, You know? He offered me love! And a family! And my own army and everything!

Sauron999 · 12-03-2002, 08:25 AM

Sauron singing to the ring:
I will survive

First I was afraid, I was petryfied
Kept thinkin´I could never live without you by my side
But than I spent so many nights thinkin´ how you did me wrong
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along

And so you´re back
From the Baggins place
you just came back i found you here with that sad look upon your face
I should changed that stupid look

I should have made you leaving me
If I ´ve known for just one second
You´d be back to bother me

Go on now
Walk out the door
fall in the fire now
cause You´re not welcome anymore
Weren´t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
Did you think I´d lay down and die
Oh no
No I I will survive
Oh
As long as I know how to rule I know I´ll stay alive
I´ve got all my power to live
I´ve got all my hate to give
And I´ll survive I will survive Hey Hey

and so on [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Sauron to Frodo after getting him at the crack of doom: "After all, you're right. I don't need that thingie. It's evil! Just throw it down there. Gollum, stay. Stay! Gollum, I said stay! You don't need the ring. I got a nice fishy-fishy for you."
Frodo throws the ring down into the fire, you hear a distant "puff".
Sauron: "Now that's over. Don't you think I was getting tired of that?"

Sauron999 · 12-03-2002, 08:28 AM

and by the way, the comparison of Saruman and Wormtongue was brilliant!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-11-2002, 10:34 AM

Saruman: Well Grima, I've just received my bill for this month.

Grima: Yes master?

Saruman: Have you been watching 'those' channels again through my palantir?

Grima: No! Of course not!

Saruman: *folds arms and gives stern look*

Grima: Ok, ok! I'm sorry! I couldn't help it! It was so tempting!

Saruman: Pah! You sicken me. Now run along and tell me how my slaves are doing...

Konarmi · 12-12-2002, 12:00 AM

Frodo: take the ring, Gandalf!!

Gandalf: I cannot, in my desire to do good... ah f*ck it.. Gimme the ring boy!!

bombur · 12-12-2002, 09:30 AM

Legolas: Iä iä Sub Nigurath, the black goat of the woods!

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 12-13-2002, 10:05 AM

Gandalf: Hmmm... another split end. I must get a haircut as soon as I reach Lothlórien.

Airehiriel · 12-23-2002, 11:47 AM

Frodo: Hey, Gollum, can you hold the ring for me for just a second?

Sam: That Gollum, he's not such a bad guy.

Future hobbit children: Nooooo, not the story of Frodo and Sam AGAIN! I hate that story, it's so boring.

Treebeard to Saruman: I love what you've done to the place.

Sauron: Why won't they quit picking on me?
I want my mommy!

Daewen · 12-27-2002, 05:22 PM

Here's a few for you. Enjoy!

Legolas: Oops I did it again, I made you believe, we're more than just friends. Oh Gimli...

Denethor: Faramir! I am so glad to see you! Come here, son! *big hug* I love you, man!

Galadriel: Dude, let's go surfing!

Legolas: *burp* So who's up for another round of Jack Daniels on me? *scratches rump*

Saruman: *tye-dye shirt and bell bottoms, waving protest sign in the air on the slopes of Mt. Doom* Hey, man, give peace a chance! *eyes Gandalf* Make love, not war! *winks*

Pippin to Merry in Moria: Hm...not bad.
(Merry stares at him)
Pippin: What? I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the endless rock caverns are actually quite lovely.

(i'll give u more soon!)

My Cat Sasha · 12-27-2002, 07:24 PM

Gandalf: Pick a card! Any card!

Gollom: *says something in first person*

Daewen · 12-28-2002, 10:37 AM

Ok, here's my own little version of LOTR I will Survive. Thanx 2 Saruman999 for the insparation *hug*

Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli: Oh! We will survive! Just as long as we know how to fight we know we'll stay alive. Cus we've got all these orcs to kill, and rescue Merry and Pippin still. We will Survive! We will Survive! We will Surviiiiiiiive!

And why not do a little bit of Avril Levinge since my little brother is listening to her CD right now?

Uruk-Hai: He was a Gondor boi, I said see you later boi, but how many arrows must I waste? He had a pretty face, which I'm gonna toss up to space. It's never gonna come back down to earth...

And how about some country *gag, choke*

Arwen to Ringwraiths: Yippie ty yi yo, get along little Nazgul. It's your misfortune and none of my own. Yippie ty yi yo, get along little Nazgul, or the bottom of this river's gonna be your new home.

What do you think??

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 12-30-2002, 11:31 AM

the Uruk-hai (this will be kind of weak)
Running towards Helm's Deep, they see a huge mud puddle
Leader: Men, lets turn back! We cant cross this! We'll get our feet dirty!
All the Uruk-hai: NOOO! We just got pedicures!!!
and all this after being born out of muck??
LOL [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

King Turgon · 01-02-2003, 12:53 PM

Don't know if these were posted before, but:
Frodo: Let's stop at McDonald's before we toss this ring.

Isiduir: Okay Elrond,I'll toss the ring.

Reporter: So Mr.Frodo you've destroyed the ring and saved the world,what are you going to do know?

Frodo: I'm going to disneyland!

Daewen · 01-02-2003, 07:45 PM

Here are a few more...

Aragorn to Boromir: Oh my Gawd, Boromir! Will you quit hitting on me! You think I don't know what you really mean when you're talking about how big the horn of Gondor is?

Aragorn to Arwen: Hey! WHy do you have that leather whip? We've never used that...and that looks like Legolas's shirt...ARWEN!!!

Galadriel: *eyes Legolas lustily* I have...more...than just a bow to...give...to you Legolas...

**yes i know i'm very perverted at the moment**

Annunfuiniel · 03-24-2003, 03:47 PM

Why to start a new thread while this is still fully "operating"? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Pippin: Yes, that sounds like a good idea but shouldn't we first consider all the possibilities, strategy etc.?

Mandos(not exactly a LOTR character but anyway...): ...and they lived all happily ever after!

Saruman: Make peace not war! Let's go and HUG THE TREES!

[ March 24, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]

tifo_gcs · 03-25-2003, 02:59 AM

Treebeard finally finds the entwives: "Come on baby light my fire..."

Quirkette · 03-25-2003, 06:02 AM

Tom Bombadil:

Hey dol merry dol fa la the willow!
My shrink says I can't help these whimsical outbursts!
And my boots are yellow!
Sorry about that!

Goldberry:

Tom, you forgot your medication again.

Peri · 03-26-2003, 03:20 PM

Gandalf: "Frodo, gimme the ring. I've decided that I want it afterall."

Gimli(in FOTR): "I love elves and elves love me!"

Aragorn: I just can't wait to be king! (sorry, had to do it) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Lathriel · 03-26-2003, 06:40 PM

Witch king to Eowyn: Want to take a ride. We'll fly where ever you want to go.

Merry and Pippin: We are stuffed, we can't eat another bite.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-26-2003, 07:53 PM

I apologize for repeats.

Boromir: Gondor? Pff! Screw Gondor! Let's go set fire to Minas Tirith! I hate that damned White City!

Pippin: I'm an AA member!

Brinniel · 03-26-2003, 08:14 PM

Eowyn: OH MY GAWD! I like totally decided to join the Rohan cheerleading squad! I mean, like why would you want to get dirty when you can look pretty and still work hard? Plus, the pom-poms are totally awesome! GO ROHAN!!!! Whoooo!!!! *jumps up and down squealing*

Ainaserkewen · 03-28-2003, 05:26 PM

Hee Hee.
Gandalf:Put on a few pounds there eh Shadowfax?
Shadowfax:Look who's talking blubber butt!
Gandalf:I know, I didn't know you could talk!

Sauron:Oh my God!

Gandalf:Hey there Denethor, I've got great news for you!

Nazgul:EEEEEKKKK!(Jumping on chairs)HOBBITS!

Gollum:See ya later guys, smeagols off to work on his tan.

Elrond: YOu shouldn't stay in middle earth Arwen.
Arwen: your right dad, hey, I hope someone's not quoting me on this.

Orcs: Toga! Toga!

Pippin: That's a proper orc drought that was.

An old gaffer in an inn: That was a proper 1420 that was.

My Cat Sasha · 03-28-2003, 06:48 PM

Aragorn: Happy Birthday Arwen! *hands her a small box*
Arwen: Aw, You're so sweet! *opens gift. It's a mood ring* It's beautiful! *puts on mood ring*
Aragorn: Look! It's blue! That means you're content!
Arwen: Just what do you mean by <i>that?</i>
*mood ring turns black*
Aragorn: Uh-oh...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-02-2003, 06:31 AM

Sam: Mr Frodo, you can't hardly walk. I'll have to carry you up the mountain.

Frodo: Would you give it a rest Sam? All I hear every single day is Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo! Can I carry your backpack, would you like some of my water, Mr Frodo, shall I sing you a song, can I give you a goddam backrub?!! Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo, MR FRODO!" My name, Sam, is MR BAGGINS! You got that? B-A-G-G-I-N-S!!!!!!!!! I am your EMPLOYER, not your friend, and you shall address me with RESPECT!

Sam: Gee, I'm sorry Mr Frodo...

Frodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

Gollum: Wow, even I didn't know he was that stressed.

[ April 02, 2003: Message edited by: Eomer of the Rohirrim ]

the guy who be short · 04-03-2003, 02:20 PM

Aragorn: i will tell you the lay of jil-jalad
Frodo: who was jil-jalad?
Aragorn:
Jil-jalad was an elven guy
from him the bakers made a pie
a pie that had a nice thick crust
to see it was to for it lust

its crust was thick, its base was deep
it was enough to make one weep
the thousand starts in heavens sky
were nothing compared to this succulent pie

but long ago it passed away
what happened to it? none can say
some say twas eaten by some guy
thus came the end of this succulent pie

frodo: It's so moving...

One Axe to Rule them All · 04-03-2003, 02:22 PM

Sauron, what's the big deal about the ring anyways? I can get along fine without it.....

the guy who be short · 04-03-2003, 02:30 PM

manwe: heh, heh... my plot for world domination is almost complete. all i need is a pomegranate and a chipmunk...

yavanna: burn you goddamn trees! burn! haha! die!

tulkas: ooh, lets check my schedule for today... first flower arranging, then dancing through the woods... lalalala

varda: how on arda did i get my throwing stars stuck in space? now how am i supposed to defend myself?

morgoth: i declare, old bean, why dont we just end this silly old fighting, eh, old fruit? lets go singing into the trees-
(cut off by yavanna, who launches herself at him, crying: dont you touch my trees)

gimli: oh, toss me, toss me, its so fun! by the beard! please, by the beard!

legolas: a red sun rises. it will be sunny today
gimli: you dont say? stupid elf
legolas: *punches gimli, then killls, skins and eats him*

ok, dont mind their weirdness... im insane you see. its a condition. meeeeeep

04-03-2003, 03:16 PM

Small green hobbit with one eye: MIKE WAKOUSKIE!!!!!!! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 04-03-2003, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Aragorn(in song): I am the very model of a modern major general...

Where have I heard that song before...? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Tulkas: Oh, come on Melko, dude, make love not war... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Sorry. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

One Axe to Rule them All · 04-03-2003, 04:50 PM

"And another thing, how come there ain't any black hobbits anywhere in the world!?

I mean, you don't see any hobbit ghetto's, any hobbit gangsta's, no hobbit pimps, i mean it's JUST ANOTHER CRACKER PLOT FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!"

-Frodo, after getting more drunk than Gandalf on mardi gras

RATE ME

One Axe to Rule them All · 04-03-2003, 04:59 PM

Arwen- "I want my pendant back, NOW!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-04-2003, 05:22 AM

Eomer: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall!

Aragorn: Oh my Eomer, isn't it just SO pretty!

Tinuviel the Nightingale · 04-04-2003, 06:23 AM

LEGOLAS: You know, I think my pants are kinda riding up on me...

merry03 · 04-11-2003, 02:13 PM

Merry: Pippin! I am so sick of you right now! You always said that you would leave me, then you turn around and run off with Gandalf and meet some other guys! Lord knows what you did with them! And you said you loved me!! *getting teary*

Pippin: Merry, I never meant to hurt you! You have to believe me. I would never do that to you!!

Merry: Really?

Pippin: I love you!

Merry: I love you too!

*hug each other*

Pippin: Yeah, every guy at Gondor was already taken, but they were no match to you!

I love Merry and Pippin, but I just wanted to put that in there!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

One Axe to Rule them All · 04-11-2003, 08:11 PM

sam- "hey frodo, Up Yours!"

Gimli- " i feel like a natural womannnnn"

Arwen- "where's my middle-earth midol?!?!"

stickifinger · 04-20-2003, 03:36 PM

Celebrian: Orcs know how to party!

Gwahir: Not to worry. We'll take the ring. Back in a flash.

Galadriel: Oh Gimli, you say the sweetest thangs!

Arwen: Hey! If Legolas can take Gimli, why can't I take Aragorn? Not fair!

Cirdan: Tickets please.

Senseless Skwerl · 04-21-2003, 07:29 PM

hehee! these are fun!!...

gimli whilst fighting uruks: ahhhh!!! my axe is all dirty! *starts polishing it off*

aragorn when given narsil: i shall dub it babecatcher-- i mean, anduril! yeah, anduril! that's what i said... *shifty eyes*

frodo when getting the Ring: no! i don't want it! gold isn't my colour, you want to give me a ring, give me SILVER!!!

when sam jumps out to join the fellowship: frodo's not going anywhere without me! i have an investment of mushrooms with you that i'm not gonna throw away if you just happen to die, frodo!

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 04-21-2003, 07:31 PM

Merry: Heh heh heh...can't wait for Pippin to sleep...bright shiny knife!

Pippin: Heh heh heh...can't wait for Merry to sleep...bright shiny knife!

[ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]

12-02-2002, 06:42 PM	#521
Arwen Melian Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sometimes Imladris....sometimes Mirkwood...other times ....Lothlorien Posts: 141	Diamond(Sarah....yea i remember your name...how could i forget if i practically share the name) I loved your play on star wars when jarjar binks meets padme...only i guess this time jar jar was gollum..haha1 __________________ Maiden of Rivendell "Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom." Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?

12-02-2002, 09:25 PM	#522
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Thanks [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] , and so I guess that would make Padmé...Faramir. Frightening thought, that. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Boromir: "Frodo, will you not take my advice?" Frodo: "I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom but for the warning in my heart." Boromir: "No, you don't know what I was going to say! You don't understand a thing about me...I'm so misunderstood! Why does everyone think that I have a one track mind that can be read like an open book??" Frodo: "You're mixing your metaphors." Boromir: "I don't care! I am very upset right now at the way I'm being treated. You won't even listen to me; your mind has clanged shut like an iron door!" Frodo: "Oh, fine, just say it already." Boromir: "I think I like chocolate better than vanilla. Vanilla is so...I don't know...vanilla, y'know? My brother likes vanilla, but he would." Frodo: "Is that what you wanted to talk to me about?" Boromir: "Should there be anything else?" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

12-03-2002, 02:20 AM	#523
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	Greetings! I really couldn't be bothered to go through all 14 pages so these or similar ones may have already been posted: Treebeard: Come onnnnn! Huurrryyyy uuuupppp! Do you think isengard will overthrow itself? Lets move move move! (sorry thats kinda weak [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] ) Sauruman: We must join with him Gandalf, it would be wise... Gandalf: Tell me friend, when did Sauruman the wise abandon reason for madness!!!? Sauraman:Wellll it all started.... ~10 minutes later~ Sauruman(crying): I just wanna be loved man, You know? He offered me love! And a family! And my own army and everything! __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

12-03-2002, 08:25 AM	#524
Sauron999 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Austria Posts: 29	Sauron singing to the ring: I will survive First I was afraid, I was petryfied Kept thinkin´I could never live without you by my side But than I spent so many nights thinkin´ how you did me wrong And I grew strong and I learned how to get along And so you´re back From the Baggins place you just came back i found you here with that sad look upon your face I should changed that stupid look I should have made you leaving me If I ´ve known for just one second You´d be back to bother me Go on now Walk out the door fall in the fire now cause You´re not welcome anymore Weren´t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye Did you think I´d lay down and die Oh no No I I will survive Oh As long as I know how to rule I know I´ll stay alive I´ve got all my power to live I´ve got all my hate to give And I´ll survive I will survive Hey Hey and so on [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Sauron to Frodo after getting him at the crack of doom: "After all, you're right. I don't need that thingie. It's evil! Just throw it down there. Gollum, stay. Stay! Gollum, I said stay! You don't need the ring. I got a nice fishy-fishy for you." Frodo throws the ring down into the fire, you hear a distant "puff". Sauron: "Now that's over. Don't you think I was getting tired of that?" __________________ Behold the Great Evil!

12-03-2002, 08:28 AM	#525
Sauron999 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Austria Posts: 29	and by the way, the comparison of Saruman and Wormtongue was brilliant! __________________ Behold the Great Evil!

12-11-2002, 10:34 AM	#526
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Saruman: Well Grima, I've just received my bill for this month. Grima: Yes master? Saruman: Have you been watching 'those' channels again through my palantir? Grima: No! Of course not! Saruman: folds arms and gives stern look Grima: Ok, ok! I'm sorry! I couldn't help it! It was so tempting! Saruman: Pah! You sicken me. Now run along and tell me how my slaves are doing... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-12-2002, 12:00 AM	#527
Konarmi Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Lothlórien Posts: 21	Frodo: take the ring, Gandalf!! Gandalf: I cannot, in my desire to do good... ah fck it.. Gimme the ring boy!! __________________ .:Welcome to thelordoftherings.ca:.*

12-12-2002, 09:30 AM	#528
bombur Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: finland Posts: 126	Legolas: Iä iä Sub Nigurath, the black goat of the woods!

12-13-2002, 10:05 AM	#529
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Gandalf: Hmmm... another split end. I must get a haircut as soon as I reach Lothlórien. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

12-23-2002, 11:47 AM	#530
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Frodo: Hey, Gollum, can you hold the ring for me for just a second? Sam: That Gollum, he's not such a bad guy. Future hobbit children: Nooooo, not the story of Frodo and Sam AGAIN! I hate that story, it's so boring. Treebeard to Saruman: I love what you've done to the place. Sauron: Why won't they quit picking on me? I want my mommy! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

12-27-2002, 05:22 PM	#531
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Here's a few for you. Enjoy! Legolas: Oops I did it again, I made you believe, we're more than just friends. Oh Gimli... Denethor: Faramir! I am so glad to see you! Come here, son! big hug I love you, man! Galadriel: Dude, let's go surfing! Legolas: burp So who's up for another round of Jack Daniels on me? scratches rump Saruman: tye-dye shirt and bell bottoms, waving protest sign in the air on the slopes of Mt. Doom Hey, man, give peace a chance! eyes Gandalf Make love, not war! winks Pippin to Merry in Moria: Hm...not bad. (Merry stares at him) Pippin: What? I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, but the endless rock caverns are actually quite lovely. (i'll give u more soon!) __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!

12-27-2002, 07:24 PM	#532
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Gandalf: Pick a card! Any card! Gollom: says something in first person __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

12-28-2002, 10:37 AM	#533
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Ok, here's my own little version of LOTR I will Survive. Thanx 2 Saruman999 for the insparation hug Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli: Oh! We will survive! Just as long as we know how to fight we know we'll stay alive. Cus we've got all these orcs to kill, and rescue Merry and Pippin still. We will Survive! We will Survive! We will Surviiiiiiiive! And why not do a little bit of Avril Levinge since my little brother is listening to her CD right now? Uruk-Hai: He was a Gondor boi, I said see you later boi, but how many arrows must I waste? He had a pretty face, which I'm gonna toss up to space. It's never gonna come back down to earth... And how about some country gag, choke Arwen to Ringwraiths: Yippie ty yi yo, get along little Nazgul. It's your misfortune and none of my own. Yippie ty yi yo, get along little Nazgul, or the bottom of this river's gonna be your new home. What do you think?? __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!

12-30-2002, 11:31 AM	#534
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	the Uruk-hai (this will be kind of weak) Running towards Helm's Deep, they see a huge mud puddle Leader: Men, lets turn back! We cant cross this! We'll get our feet dirty! All the Uruk-hai: NOOO! We just got pedicures!!! and all this after being born out of muck?? LOL [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-02-2003, 12:53 PM	#535
King Turgon Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Gondolin Posts: 11	Don't know if these were posted before, but: Frodo: Let's stop at McDonald's before we toss this ring. Isiduir: Okay Elrond,I'll toss the ring. Reporter: So Mr.Frodo you've destroyed the ring and saved the world,what are you going to do know? Frodo: I'm going to disneyland!

01-02-2003, 07:45 PM	#536
Daewen Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Stuck inside an Aquafina bottle...HELP! ...seriously, I'm getting claustrophobic Posts: 153	Here are a few more... Aragorn to Boromir: Oh my Gawd, Boromir! Will you quit hitting on me! You think I don't know what you really mean when you're talking about how big the horn of Gondor is? Aragorn to Arwen: Hey! WHy do you have that leather whip? We've never used that...and that looks like Legolas's shirt...ARWEN!!! Galadriel: eyes Legolas lustily I have...more...than just a bow to...give...to you Legolas... yes i know i'm very perverted at the moment __________________ Thrust and the nuns will come. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!

03-24-2003, 03:47 PM	#537
Annunfuiniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Something close like Shire Posts: 769	Why to start a new thread while this is still fully "operating"? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] --------- Pippin: Yes, that sounds like a good idea but shouldn't we first consider all the possibilities, strategy etc.? Mandos(not exactly a LOTR character but anyway...): ...and they lived all happily ever after! Saruman: Make peace not war! Let's go and HUG THE TREES! [ March 24, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ] __________________ Despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

03-25-2003, 02:59 AM	#538
tifo_gcs Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Lyngby Posts: 71	Treebeard finally finds the entwives: "Come on baby light my fire..." __________________ Forever True, Forever Blue

03-25-2003, 06:02 AM	#539
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	Tom Bombadil: Hey dol merry dol fa la the willow! My shrink says I can't help these whimsical outbursts! And my boots are yellow! Sorry about that! Goldberry: Tom, you forgot your medication again. __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

03-26-2003, 03:20 PM	#540
Peri Wight Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 124	Gandalf: "Frodo, gimme the ring. I've decided that I want it afterall." Gimli(in FOTR): "I love elves and elves love me!" Aragorn: I just can't wait to be king! (sorry, had to do it) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "Ah, but I'll begowk ye there!" cried the gentleman. "Play me false, and I'll play you cunning."

03-26-2003, 06:40 PM	#541
Lathriel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME) Posts: 612	Witch king to Eowyn: Want to take a ride. We'll fly where ever you want to go. Merry and Pippin: We are stuffed, we can't eat another bite. __________________ Back again

03-26-2003, 07:53 PM	#542
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	I apologize for repeats. Boromir: Gondor? Pff! Screw Gondor! Let's go set fire to Minas Tirith! I hate that damned White City! Pippin: I'm an AA member! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-26-2003, 08:14 PM	#543
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Eowyn: OH MY GAWD! I like totally decided to join the Rohan cheerleading squad! I mean, like why would you want to get dirty when you can look pretty and still work hard? Plus, the pom-poms are totally awesome! GO ROHAN!!!! Whoooo!!!! jumps up and down squealing __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

03-28-2003, 05:26 PM	#544
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Hee Hee. Gandalf:Put on a few pounds there eh Shadowfax? Shadowfax:Look who's talking blubber butt! Gandalf:I know, I didn't know you could talk! Sauron:Oh my God! Gandalf:Hey there Denethor, I've got great news for you! Nazgul:EEEEEKKKK!(Jumping on chairs)HOBBITS! Gollum:See ya later guys, smeagols off to work on his tan. Elrond: YOu shouldn't stay in middle earth Arwen. Arwen: your right dad, hey, I hope someone's not quoting me on this. Orcs: Toga! Toga! Pippin: That's a proper orc drought that was. An old gaffer in an inn: That was a proper 1420 that was. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

03-28-2003, 06:48 PM	#545
My Cat Sasha Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Shire Posts: 46	Aragorn: Happy Birthday Arwen! hands her a small box Arwen: Aw, You're so sweet! opens gift. It's a mood ring It's beautiful! puts on mood ring Aragorn: Look! It's blue! That means you're content! Arwen: Just what do you mean by <i>that?</i> mood ring turns black Aragorn: Uh-oh... __________________ Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone. Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!

04-02-2003, 06:31 AM	#546
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Sam: Mr Frodo, you can't hardly walk. I'll have to carry you up the mountain. Frodo: Would you give it a rest Sam? All I hear every single day is Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo! Can I carry your backpack, would you like some of my water, Mr Frodo, shall I sing you a song, can I give you a goddam backrub?!! Mr Frodo, Mr Frodo, MR FRODO!" My name, Sam, is MR BAGGINS! You got that? B-A-G-G-I-N-S!!!!!!!!! I am your EMPLOYER, not your friend, and you shall address me with RESPECT! Sam: Gee, I'm sorry Mr Frodo... Frodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !! Gollum: Wow, even I didn't know he was that stressed. [ April 02, 2003: Message edited by: Eomer of the Rohirrim ] __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-03-2003, 02:20 PM	#547
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Aragorn: i will tell you the lay of jil-jalad Frodo: who was jil-jalad? Aragorn: Jil-jalad was an elven guy from him the bakers made a pie a pie that had a nice thick crust to see it was to for it lust its crust was thick, its base was deep it was enough to make one weep the thousand starts in heavens sky were nothing compared to this succulent pie but long ago it passed away what happened to it? none can say some say twas eaten by some guy thus came the end of this succulent pie frodo: It's so moving...

04-03-2003, 02:22 PM	#548
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	Sauron, what's the big deal about the ring anyways? I can get along fine without it..... __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

04-03-2003, 02:30 PM	#549
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	manwe: heh, heh... my plot for world domination is almost complete. all i need is a pomegranate and a chipmunk... yavanna: burn you goddamn trees! burn! haha! die! tulkas: ooh, lets check my schedule for today... first flower arranging, then dancing through the woods... lalalala varda: how on arda did i get my throwing stars stuck in space? now how am i supposed to defend myself? morgoth: i declare, old bean, why dont we just end this silly old fighting, eh, old fruit? lets go singing into the trees- (cut off by yavanna, who launches herself at him, crying: dont you touch my trees) gimli: oh, toss me, toss me, its so fun! by the beard! please, by the beard! legolas: a red sun rises. it will be sunny today gimli: you dont say? stupid elf legolas: punches gimli, then killls, skins and eats him ok, dont mind their weirdness... im insane you see. its a condition. meeeeeep

04-03-2003, 03:16 PM	#550
Mike Wakouskie Guest Posts: n/a	Small green hobbit with one eye: MIKE WAKOUSKIE!!!!!!! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

04-03-2003, 04:50 PM	#552
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	"And another thing, how come there ain't any black hobbits anywhere in the world!? I mean, you don't see any hobbit ghetto's, any hobbit gangsta's, no hobbit pimps, i mean it's JUST ANOTHER CRACKER PLOT FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!" -Frodo, after getting more drunk than Gandalf on mardi gras RATE ME __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

04-03-2003, 04:59 PM	#553
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	Arwen- "I want my pendant back, NOW!" __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

04-04-2003, 05:22 AM	#554
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Eomer: Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red nightfall! Aragorn: Oh my Eomer, isn't it just SO pretty! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-04-2003, 06:23 AM	#555
Tinuviel the Nightingale Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Splashing around in Galadriel's Mirror Posts: 299	LEGOLAS: You know, I think my pants are kinda riding up on me... __________________ I am no longer Saruman the White... I am Saruman THE BRINGER OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND SPECIAL! Join Legends of Middle Earth!

04-11-2003, 02:13 PM	#556
merry03 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 11	Merry: Pippin! I am so sick of you right now! You always said that you would leave me, then you turn around and run off with Gandalf and meet some other guys! Lord knows what you did with them! And you said you loved me!! getting teary Pippin: Merry, I never meant to hurt you! You have to believe me. I would never do that to you!! Merry: Really? Pippin: I love you! Merry: I love you too! hug each other Pippin: Yeah, every guy at Gondor was already taken, but they were no match to you! I love Merry and Pippin, but I just wanted to put that in there!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "'When ever you open your big mouth you put your foot in it' the Gaffer used to say to me, and right enough!" -Sam -Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly!!