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Nilpaurion Felagund · 05-10-2005, 11:40 PM

Aragorn: You flirt weirdly, m'lady. Now, can I have my kiss?

Lalwendë · 05-11-2005, 03:40 AM

Aragorn: "Saruman, growing your nails longer just to look like Wolverine won't impress anybody."

narfforc · 05-11-2005, 07:24 AM

Aragorn: I do not not care if this is a mating ritual amongst The Rohirrim Eowyn, I do not wish to become a Bobbit.

Bywaters · 05-11-2005, 08:03 AM

Eowyn: If you keep looking down my top i'll stick you!

Mithalwen · 05-11-2005, 11:13 AM

Aragorn gulped and realised he would have to settle for Arwen once he saw he could not meet Eowyn's exacting requirements....

Lalwendë · 05-11-2005, 02:43 PM

"Come on Mr Elessar, just open your mouth. It's only a simple extraction. Won't hurt a bit."

wilwarin538 · 05-11-2005, 05:59 PM

Eowyn: New pic, or ELSE!

Where's Waldo?

mormegil · 05-11-2005, 06:13 PM

Middle Earth Record for the largest number of people doing the "Hokey Pokey" at the same time.

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-11-2005, 07:24 PM

Desperately outnumbered, and in an effort to avoid the seemingly inevitable onslaught, a small number of Gondorian soldiers attempt to disguise themselves as small trees and shrubs.

**The Saucepan Man** · 05-11-2005, 07:27 PM

The White City and Meduseld Associated Brass Band always drew a good crowd at the Morannon Stadium when Gandalf was conducting.

mormegil · 05-11-2005, 07:34 PM

Gandalf to Aragorn: "Now maybe if we form a tatical wedge we will be able to make it to Barad Dur."

Shelob · 05-11-2005, 08:07 PM

Number of Hours spent cleaning armour and weapons: 3

Number of Days spent travelling to the Black gates: 8

Number of Orcs in the opposing Army: ∞

There Are Some Things Mortals Can't Count, For Everything Else There's Numbers.

(Incase you're unfamiliar with it "∞" is the mathmatical symbol for infinity. Also I apologise if I got the number of days wrong...I kinda guessed/looked-it-up-really-quickly. If it's wrong feel free to tell me and I'll correct it)

Formendacil · 05-11-2005, 09:24 PM

Gondor's federal deficit exploded when King Elessar decided to bulk up his toy soldiers collection- to the point of recreating the Battle of the Black Gate.

Elessar: "Yessiree, each one of these little beauties is a genuine, hand-crafted piece of art shipped all the way from Umbar."

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-11-2005, 11:48 PM

New to Friday nights, "When girl scouts go bad!”

Anguirel · 05-12-2005, 12:42 AM

When Aragorn allowed frightened soldiers to go home to show his regal benevolence, 90% of the army and all the horses obliged...

narfforc · 05-12-2005, 02:07 AM

Aragorn shouting: Baldrick now would be a time for a cunning plan

luthien-elvenprincess · 05-12-2005, 03:25 AM

Sauron was pleased that his minions were sticking to the battleplan: "keep the enemy surrounded in an eye-shape." "After all, symbolism is everything," he smugly thought to himself.

Morsul the Dark · 05-12-2005, 09:45 AM

Aragorn: That reminds me I have to call Arwen...(I cant see the ne pic hence me speaking of the last one

)

ElementFire · 05-12-2005, 10:23 AM

The armies of good and evil unite and try desperately to make way for the giant douhgnut falling out of the sky.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 05-12-2005, 11:56 AM

The Gondorians had been eating garlic again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-12-2005, 12:32 PM

Orc: Darn it! They are so ridiculously outnumbered! We just know we can't win!

Mithalwen · 05-12-2005, 12:45 PM

Where are the badgers when you need them?

Such was the belief in disciplined formations that the Gondorian rearguard would not turn to face the enemy that crept up behind them.....

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-12-2005, 12:49 PM

Gandalf: Well, my work here is done. *Vanishes*

Aragorn:

Get back here!

Meela · 05-12-2005, 01:46 PM

This time, Aragorn was determined to get his ball back.

Anguirel · 05-12-2005, 01:54 PM

Aragorn: Hey Guys,
I See In Your Eyes
That Very Fear
That Would Take The Heeeaaaart Of Meeee...

Gondorians: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Orcs: We Are Coming To
Eaaaaat You

Gandalf: Shame We Cannot Ruuuuun Away

Gimli: Oooh Gandy, It's Too Late For Regrets

Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli: At Least We Haaaave Each Urrrrther!

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-12-2005, 02:11 PM

Orcs: NEW PICTURE! OR ELSE!

Frodo: OH NO! It’s Gandalf the grey...
Gollum: Uncloaked!

Lalwendë · 05-12-2005, 02:18 PM

Gollum and Sam try desperately to free Frodo from the children's tyre swing he has got himself stuck in. "Hang on Masster", says Gollum. "I'll go and get some vaseline and a rope".

Anguirel · 05-12-2005, 02:27 PM

Frodo was often mugged by creepy fashion fanatics asking if he'd got his elven cloak at the Gap of Rohan cheap, or if it was really a Galadriel Gucci design, as he claimed.

Meela · 05-12-2005, 02:58 PM

As Mount Doom looms into view, Frodo remembers he left the Ring on his dresser in Rivendell.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-12-2005, 03:13 PM

In a way, Sam was glad Frodo was distracted by the Orcs murdering someone. Now he could comb his hair back down.

The Elf-warrior · 05-12-2005, 03:15 PM

Jumbo picture: In the nick of time Aragorn emerged from the ground larger than life with a winged crown.

The Only Real Estel · 05-12-2005, 03:15 PM

Gollum desperately tries to warn Frodo that the 'hobbit-sitter' (Sam) is really Syndrome!

mormegil · 05-12-2005, 04:22 PM

Frodo is in shock and Sam is angry when Gollum says

"Master you have such big muscles"

SamwiseGamgee · 05-12-2005, 05:09 PM

Frodo: No, Gollum. This task has been given to me, and I must complete it. Inconceivable or not.
Gollum: Erm, Master... I don't think you really know what that word means.

Nimrodel_9 · 05-12-2005, 06:05 PM

Watch out master! I think Gimli found the bean dip!

Naz · 05-12-2005, 06:08 PM

The.. musical one... *dies*

For the Eowyn & Ary pic:

Ary: Doc-tah, help! It's Eowyn! She's... She's... A CYBERMAN!!!

(that, kiddies, is what happens when your MPT station is stuck in a time loop & you've seen "Tomb of the Cybermen" 3 times...)

Another Dr Who inspired one for the huge Battle for Middle-earth pic:

Gandalf: Now, when I say "run," run... RUN!

That &:

Ary: Ok. Bad idea.
Gimli: Anyone else think we're scr*wed?

I was suddenly struck by many inspirations, shock & amazement!

Oddwen · 05-12-2005, 08:42 PM

Forget Gandalf the Grey uncloaked - we're about to see Frodo the Ringbearer uncloaked!

Holbytlass · 05-12-2005, 09:16 PM

(pic pg128) Here we are at Cirith Ungol and, boy, there are a lot of orcs. Let's go try the Black gate.
(pic1 pg 129) D*mn-it! Why did Aragorn lure all the orcs, I'm trying to get in!
(pic2 pg 129) No, Massster!! Don't kill Peter Jackson for the script mix-up!

Lhunardawen · 05-12-2005, 10:03 PM

Samwise Gamgee tries to restrain himself from biting Gollum's fingers off.

Bywaters · 05-13-2005, 01:50 AM

Manchester Utd fans* look on in despair as Malcolm Glazer prepares to complete his takeover of the club.

(* They get everywhere!)

05-10-2005, 11:40 PM	#5121
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Oh, no, Aragorn. Aragorn: You flirt weirdly, m'lady. Now, can I have my kiss? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

05-11-2005, 03:40 AM	#5122
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn: "Saruman, growing your nails longer just to look like Wolverine won't impress anybody." __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-11-2005, 08:03 AM	#5124
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Eowyn: If you keep looking down my top i'll stick you! __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

05-11-2005, 11:13 AM	#5125
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Aragorn gulped and realised he would have to settle for Arwen once he saw he could not meet Eowyn's exacting requirements.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-11-2005, 02:43 PM	#5126
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	"Come on Mr Elessar, just open your mouth. It's only a simple extraction. Won't hurt a bit." __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-11-2005, 07:24 AM	#5123
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Aragorn: I do not not care if this is a mating ritual amongst The Rohirrim Eowyn, I do not wish to become a Bobbit.

05-11-2005, 05:59 PM	#5127
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	Eowyn: New pic, or ELSE! Where's Waldo? __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-11-2005, 06:13 PM	#5128
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Middle Earth Record for the largest number of people doing the "Hokey Pokey" at the same time. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-11-2005, 07:24 PM	#5129
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Desperately outnumbered, and in an effort to avoid the seemingly inevitable onslaught, a small number of Gondorian soldiers attempt to disguise themselves as small trees and shrubs. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-11-2005, 07:27 PM	#5130
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The White City and Meduseld Associated Brass Band always drew a good crowd at the Morannon Stadium when Gandalf was conducting. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

05-11-2005, 07:34 PM	#5131
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf to Aragorn: "Now maybe if we form a tatical wedge we will be able to make it to Barad Dur." __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-11-2005, 08:07 PM	#5132
Shelob Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At the abysmal Abyss Mall. Posts: 276	Number of Hours spent cleaning armour and weapons: 3 Number of Days spent travelling to the Black gates: 8 Number of Orcs in the opposing Army: ∞ There Are Some Things Mortals Can't Count, For Everything Else There's Numbers. (Incase you're unfamiliar with it "∞" is the mathmatical symbol for infinity. Also I apologise if I got the number of days wrong...I kinda guessed/looked-it-up-really-quickly. If it's wrong feel free to tell me and I'll correct it) __________________ A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name ~Evan Esar. Pan for Everyone!

05-11-2005, 09:24 PM	#5133
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Gondor's federal deficit exploded when King Elessar decided to bulk up his toy soldiers collection- to the point of recreating the Battle of the Black Gate. Elessar: "Yessiree, each one of these little beauties is a genuine, hand-crafted piece of art shipped all the way from Umbar." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

05-11-2005, 11:48 PM	#5134
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	New to Friday nights, "When girl scouts go bad!” __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2005, 12:42 AM	#5135
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Obedience When Aragorn allowed frightened soldiers to go home to show his regal benevolence, 90% of the army and all the horses obliged... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-12-2005, 02:07 AM	#5136
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Aragorn shouting: Baldrick now would be a time for a cunning plan

05-12-2005, 03:25 AM	#5137
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Sauron was pleased that his minions were sticking to the battleplan: "keep the enemy surrounded in an eye-shape." "After all, symbolism is everything," he smugly thought to himself. __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

05-12-2005, 09:45 AM	#5138
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Aragorn: That reminds me I have to call Arwen...(I cant see the ne pic hence me speaking of the last one ) __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

05-12-2005, 10:23 AM	#5139
ElementFire Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Gama Quadrant Posts: 33	The armies of good and evil unite and try desperately to make way for the giant douhgnut falling out of the sky. __________________ He who stands on toilet is high on pot. XP I don't do kung fu, I do kung lamb!!!

05-12-2005, 11:56 AM	#5140
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	The Gondorians had been eating garlic again. __________________ Fenris Wolf

05-12-2005, 12:32 PM	#5141
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Orc: Darn it! They are so ridiculously outnumbered! We just know we can't win! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2005, 12:45 PM	#5142
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Where are the badgers when you need them? Such was the belief in disciplined formations that the Gondorian rearguard would not turn to face the enemy that crept up behind them..... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-12-2005, 12:49 PM	#5143
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Well, my work here is done. Vanishes Aragorn: Get back here! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2005, 01:46 PM	#5144
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	This time, Aragorn was determined to get his ball back. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-12-2005, 01:54 PM	#5145
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	LOTR-The musical Aragorn: Hey Guys, I See In Your Eyes That Very Fear That Would Take The Heeeaaaart Of Meeee... Gondorians: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah Orcs: We Are Coming To Eaaaaat You Gandalf: Shame We Cannot Ruuuuun Away Gimli: Oooh Gandy, It's Too Late For Regrets Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli: At Least We Haaaave Each Urrrrther! __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-12-2005, 02:11 PM	#5146
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Orcs: NEW PICTURE! OR ELSE! Frodo: OH NO! It’s Gandalf the grey... Gollum: Uncloaked! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2005, 02:18 PM	#5147
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Gollum and Sam try desperately to free Frodo from the children's tyre swing he has got himself stuck in. "Hang on Masster", says Gollum. "I'll go and get some vaseline and a rope". __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-12-2005, 02:27 PM	#5148
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Victime de la mode Frodo was often mugged by creepy fashion fanatics asking if he'd got his elven cloak at the Gap of Rohan cheap, or if it was really a Galadriel Gucci design, as he claimed. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-12-2005, 02:58 PM	#5149
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	As Mount Doom looms into view, Frodo remembers he left the Ring on his dresser in Rivendell. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-12-2005, 03:13 PM	#5150
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	In a way, Sam was glad Frodo was distracted by the Orcs murdering someone. Now he could comb his hair back down. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-12-2005, 03:15 PM	#5151
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Jumbo picture: In the nick of time Aragorn emerged from the ground larger than life with a winged crown. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

05-12-2005, 03:15 PM	#5152
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Lord of the Incredible Rings? Gollum desperately tries to warn Frodo that the 'hobbit-sitter' (Sam) is really Syndrome! Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 05-12-2005 at 04:39 PM.

05-12-2005, 04:22 PM	#5153
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Frodo is in shock and Sam is angry when Gollum says "Master you have such big muscles" __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

05-12-2005, 05:09 PM	#5154
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Frodo: No, Gollum. This task has been given to me, and I must complete it. Inconceivable or not. Gollum: Erm, Master... I don't think you really know what that word means. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

05-12-2005, 06:05 PM	#5155
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Watch out master! I think Gimli found the bean dip! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.