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Tuor in Gondolin · 06-25-2007, 11:45 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf's fireballs missed the life boats
and hit the Titanic (it wasn't an iceberg after all

).

Meneltarmacil · 06-25-2007, 06:41 PM

Fortunately, the ship had a fireproof hull.

Elmo · 06-26-2007, 07:29 AM

Unfortunately, it then hit the iceberg.

Meneltarmacil · 06-26-2007, 07:51 AM

Fortunately, the subsequent demise of Leonardo DiCaprio increased the size of Legolas's fanbase.

Gil-Galad · 06-26-2007, 11:29 AM

Unfortunately, Legolas fanbase realized that real men don't bathe, so they left leggy for aragorn

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-27-2007, 12:26 PM

Fortunately for Aragorn, he was bathing at the time
with a certain Xenaish elf. (Hey, ranger's have been
known to be caught off their guard).

Elmo · 06-28-2007, 04:22 AM

Unfortunately, they both caught up in the Arda-wide flood that was happening at the time and therefore their bathing lake became slightly wider and deeper.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 06-28-2007, 11:36 PM

Fortunately, they grabbed onto a entwive that just so happend to be bobing dead in the water right next to them.

Meneltarmacil · 06-28-2007, 11:46 PM

Unfortunately, she wasn't really dead and liked to eat people.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 06-28-2007, 11:54 PM

Fortunately, gandalf and his trigger happy fire balls soon fixed that

Meneltarmacil · 07-06-2007, 07:32 AM

Unfortunately, the Ents all came after him seeking revenge.

The Sixth Wizard · 07-06-2007, 06:35 PM

Fortunately all they did was sing "Lonely" by Akon, which to be fair is pretty harsh punishment to Aragorn, but at least it didn't kill him.

Glirdan · 07-06-2007, 08:10 PM

Unfortunately, they started singing Smack That which DID kill him (but it was also due to the fact that he had just seen Gandalf uncloaked!

)

Meneltarmacil · 07-08-2007, 12:40 AM

Fortunately, he still had 2 lives left.

The Sixth Wizard · 07-08-2007, 07:11 AM

Unfortunately, after being tellied back to Lumbridge Castle, he realised that he had lost a full set of rune plate armour, 180k in cash and a dragon two hander!

(I swore I would never play Runescape again, but I still remember the lingo...

)

Gil-Galad · 07-09-2007, 05:12 PM

Fortunately, this is Lord of the Rings Online so nobody went to those places anyways

Meneltarmacil · 07-09-2007, 09:54 PM

Unfortunately, Aragorn fell in a pit full of quicksand.

Glirdan · 07-10-2007, 11:20 AM

Fortunately, the quicksand led to Ulmo's underwater lair.

Gil-Galad · 07-10-2007, 12:09 PM

Unfortuantely, Ulmos underwater lair was closed for construction

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-11-2007, 02:03 AM

Fortunately, ulmo was there so ulmo and aragon had a big party

The Perky Ent · 07-11-2007, 10:47 AM

Unfortunately, Aragorn got upset because so many people forget the r in his name, and left to go wander alone.

Glirdan · 07-11-2007, 11:38 AM

Fortunately, Aragorn met up with Arwen along the way.

Gil-Galad · 07-11-2007, 12:08 PM

Unfortunately, Arwen was married to Gimli now

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-11-2007, 12:46 PM

Fortunately, Gimli was not aware of this because he was dead.

Gil-Galad · 07-11-2007, 12:49 PM

Unfortunately, Arwen married Zombie-Boromir too in addition to zombie-gimli

Glirdan · 07-11-2007, 07:40 PM

Fortunately, none of this mattered as she was living in Valinor....she decided to leave after all!!

Meneltarmacil · 07-14-2007, 10:13 PM

Unfortunately, the zombies teleported themselves out to where she was.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-16-2007, 10:26 AM

Fortunately, Gimli was reanimated to whack the zombies.

Gil-Galad · 07-16-2007, 06:00 PM

Unfortunately, they only did a half job so gimli was half zombie, half dwarf, half winnebago

Meneltarmacil · 07-16-2007, 11:38 PM

Fortunately, he ran them over quite well as a Winnebago.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-18-2007, 11:26 AM

Unfortunately, Sauron lent the zombies a monster truck to run over the winnebago.

The Sixth Wizard · 07-19-2007, 12:34 AM

Fortunately, the monster truck broke down due to vapor-lock.

The Perky Ent · 07-19-2007, 09:12 AM

Unfortunately, The Perky Ent was allergic to vapor-lock, and started to uncontrollably sneeze (and on his birthday, no less!)

Gil-Galad · 07-19-2007, 10:20 AM

Fortunately, Gil saved him with his ...awesomeness?

Volo · 07-19-2007, 10:41 AM

Unfortunately, Gil's awesomness began living a life of its own and started rebelling against Gil.

Meneltarmacil · 07-28-2007, 07:24 AM

Fortunately, they both annihilated each other.

THE Ka · 07-28-2007, 04:09 PM

Unfortunately, they just went on to operate a four star monster-truck mod shop outside of Mordor under the assumed form of 'Awesome of Arda'.

~ Ka

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-28-2007, 06:32 PM

Fortunately, there was another flood.

The Sixth Wizard · 07-29-2007, 05:07 AM

Unfortunately, they had put in preparatory dykes after the first one.

Elmo · 07-29-2007, 08:04 AM

Fortunately, as it was a Labour government in Middle Earth at the time, those dykes were cruddy.

06-25-2007, 11:45 AM	#4881
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Gandalf's fireballs missed the life boats and hit the Titanic (it wasn't an iceberg after all ). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-25-2007, 06:41 PM	#4882
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the ship had a fireproof hull. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-26-2007, 07:29 AM	#4883
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Unfortunately, it then hit the iceberg. __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

06-26-2007, 07:51 AM	#4884
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the subsequent demise of Leonardo DiCaprio increased the size of Legolas's fanbase. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-26-2007, 11:29 AM	#4885
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Legolas fanbase realized that real men don't bathe, so they left leggy for aragorn __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-27-2007, 12:26 PM	#4886
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately for Aragorn, he was bathing at the time with a certain Xenaish elf. (Hey, ranger's have been known to be caught off their guard). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-28-2007, 04:22 AM	#4887
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 633	Unfortunately, they both caught up in the Arda-wide flood that was happening at the time and therefore their bathing lake became slightly wider and deeper. __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

06-28-2007, 11:36 PM	#4888
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, they grabbed onto a entwive that just so happend to be bobing dead in the water right next to them. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

06-28-2007, 11:46 PM	#4889
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, she wasn't really dead and liked to eat people. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-28-2007, 11:54 PM	#4890
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, gandalf and his trigger happy fire balls soon fixed that __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-06-2007, 07:32 AM	#4891
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the Ents all came after him seeking revenge. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-06-2007, 06:35 PM	#4892
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Fortunately all they did was sing "Lonely" by Akon, which to be fair is pretty harsh punishment to Aragorn, but at least it didn't kill him.

07-06-2007, 08:10 PM	#4893
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, they started singing Smack That which DID kill him (but it was also due to the fact that he had just seen Gandalf uncloaked! ) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-08-2007, 12:40 AM	#4894
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he still had 2 lives left. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-08-2007, 07:11 AM	#4895
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Unfortunately, after being tellied back to Lumbridge Castle, he realised that he had lost a full set of rune plate armour, 180k in cash and a dragon two hander! (I swore I would never play Runescape again, but I still remember the lingo... )

07-09-2007, 05:12 PM	#4896
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, this is Lord of the Rings Online so nobody went to those places anyways __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-09-2007, 09:54 PM	#4897
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, Aragorn fell in a pit full of quicksand. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-10-2007, 11:20 AM	#4898
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, the quicksand led to Ulmo's underwater lair. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-10-2007, 12:09 PM	#4899
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortuantely, Ulmos underwater lair was closed for construction __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-11-2007, 02:03 AM	#4900
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, ulmo was there so ulmo and aragon had a big party __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-11-2007, 10:47 AM	#4901
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunately, Aragorn got upset because so many people forget the r in his name, and left to go wander alone. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

07-11-2007, 11:38 AM	#4902
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, Aragorn met up with Arwen along the way. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-11-2007, 12:08 PM	#4903
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Arwen was married to Gimli now __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-11-2007, 12:46 PM	#4904
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gimli was not aware of this because he was dead. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-11-2007, 12:49 PM	#4905
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Arwen married Zombie-Boromir too in addition to zombie-gimli __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-11-2007, 07:40 PM	#4906
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, none of this mattered as she was living in Valinor....she decided to leave after all!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-14-2007, 10:13 PM	#4907
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the zombies teleported themselves out to where she was. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-16-2007, 10:26 AM	#4908
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Gimli was reanimated to whack the zombies. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-16-2007, 06:00 PM	#4909
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, they only did a half job so gimli was half zombie, half dwarf, half winnebago __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-16-2007, 11:38 PM	#4910
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, he ran them over quite well as a Winnebago. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-18-2007, 11:26 AM	#4911
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Sauron lent the zombies a monster truck to run over the winnebago. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-19-2007, 12:34 AM	#4912
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Fortunately, the monster truck broke down due to vapor-lock.

07-19-2007, 09:12 AM	#4913
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Unfortunately, The Perky Ent was allergic to vapor-lock, and started to uncontrollably sneeze (and on his birthday, no less!) __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

07-19-2007, 10:20 AM	#4914
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Gil saved him with his ...awesomeness? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-19-2007, 10:41 AM	#4915
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunately, Gil's awesomness began living a life of its own and started rebelling against Gil. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page