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Old 05-02-2003, 12:30 PM   #1
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:54 PM   #2
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:46 PM   #3
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......Ah....I forgot what comes next.
*giggles* He looks so clueless right there. *patpats a clueless Boromir*

Hmm... Song contest...



There's a man who leads a life of danger.



To ev'ryone he meets, he...



STAYS A STRAAAAAANGERRR-RRR-RRRR!!!



*psst* Was that good fellas?



*pained voice* Well ev'ry move he makes...



... another chance he fakes...



Er... um... makes....



*eyeing Faramir and Éomer* Odds are they... er... he won't live to see tomorrow.

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Old 05-02-2003, 06:24 PM   #4
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How fun!
"IN OUTER SPACE!"

And Faramir...I love him now! Almost...


See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and that's the only way!


Shake - shake yourself!
You're every move you make
So the story goes!


Owner of a lonely heart...
Owner of a lonely heart...


Ooh, much better than - a
Owner of a broken heart!



OWNER OF A LONELY HEART! SHE LOVES YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH!!



Hey guys! When do I get a solo, huh? *whinewhine*
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Old 05-03-2003, 05:31 AM   #5
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I guess this is not eligible since there's only one person.


Alright! Join in, everybody! Three coins in a fountain, each one seeking happiness...what? Nobody knows it? Oh...


(Ever see "Trains, Planes, and Automobiles"? That's probably the only way you'll get it.)
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Old 05-03-2003, 05:48 AM   #6
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Alright, Let me take a shot at this:



Narrarator: Boromir.



The one true Disco King. (do the wave)



For so long



his crown has



been threatened.



But nothing prepared him for this.



Sauron: I SHALL BE LORD OF THE DANCE!!!!
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Old 05-03-2003, 05:55 AM   #7
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:28 AM   #8
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*rolling on the floor laughing* I wish I could think of something to do like that. Anyway, right now my vote goes to Rose Cotton's "Sauran as Lord of the dance."

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I agree completely.

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Old 05-03-2003, 12:39 PM   #9
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Hero, by Mariah Carey *retches into a basin*
Just one thing- I didn't sleep for a minute (literally) last night, so my brains are in a bit of a jumble, which clearly shows up in my posts. But in MEMayhem, I hope that's a good thing =)

There's a hero-

If you look inside your heart,

You don't have to be afraid

Of what you are...

There's an answer,

If you reach into your soul,

And the sorrow that you know

Will melt away...

То be continued in next post. (I had to sing this song in chorus last year much too many times for my own good, so now I hate it with a passion =). )

Edit: Happy 900th post to me!!!

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Old 05-03-2003, 12:58 PM   #10
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Hero, continued. *chokes*

And then a hero comes along,

With the strength to carry on,

And you cast your fears aside,

And you know you can survive!

So when you feel like hope is gone,

Look inside you and be strong,

And you'll finally see the truth,-

That a hero lies in you-oo...!

2 more posts of tis nonsense to go...
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Old 05-03-2003, 01:09 PM   #11
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It's a long road,

When you face the world alooone... (this isn't Osgiliath!?!? =)- sorry, had to put that in, I told you I'm feeling queasy)

No one reaches out a hand

For you to hoooold...

You can find love...

If you search within yourseeelf-

And the emptiness you felt-

Will disappear.

Only one more verse... brace yourselves (this is where I would put the wink smily if I could but I've used up all the picture space in this post so just imagine it)

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Old 05-03-2003, 01:23 PM   #12
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Okay, here's the rest, sorry for being so weird =)

Lord knows-

Dreams are hard to follow-

But don't let anyone-

Tear them away!

Hold ooon...!

There will be tomorrow! (This picture looks like the Gandalf one from "Stop! In the name of love!"... maybe they should be a disco pair. That is, if Saruman stops breakdancing...)

In time...

You'll find the way!

*sobs from the sentimental song. or rather, goes to the bathroom and doens't stop throwing up- for a while =)*

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Old 05-03-2003, 02:07 PM   #13
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Ill have a go.

What are you two up two? I don't trust it one tiny bit.

Nothing just climing on a table.

*Merry and Pippin stand on the table and a big grin appears on their faces*

MOSH PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Get of me! I can't breath!

I knew it. You want to kill those poor Hobbits! Eat this you crazy Mofo's!

That hurt Pip.
Yep, it really did.
*Both fall over halfdead and scuffle like pigs just for the hell of it*
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:25 AM   #14
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Thanks to the many who contributed to this idea

STOP!

In

the name

of love

before you break my heart
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:02 AM   #15
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lol [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] lol [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] lol lol lol lol
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:37 PM   #16
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This is gonna be random...




Aragorn: No...it cant be...



Legolas: Nooooo!



...................





Gimli: Somebody shoot the Wizard!

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Old 05-04-2003, 12:44 PM   #17
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......Ah....I forgot what comes next.
Hehe, Boromir looks so funny! And the 'We will survive, precious' from Gollum is fantastic! Well done!
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Old 05-04-2003, 12:48 PM   #18
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Gimli: Somebody shoot the Wizard!
HAHAHAHAHA that gave me a mental image about someone pulling a shotgun and blasting Gandalf backwards 15 feet from his horse. LOLOLOL
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:03 PM   #19
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Oooh, wow, new page! But anyway, making these are addictive!!!

Ok, so more Fangirl ISM...

Aragorn: I see Fangirls! Boromir, hide me!



Boromir: Nay! I shall pretend to be you, and draw them away for you!



Aragorn: You'd do that for me?



Boromir: Ye-AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! **runs**



Eowyn and other fangirls: **rushing past** Come back my darling!



Aragorn: **from behind tree** Phew...have they gone?




Right....that was pants. Never mindy...

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Old 05-04-2003, 01:09 PM   #20
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Right....that was pants.
ææææ well, that remark is new.
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:13 PM   #21
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lol Helkahothlion, have you not heard that expression before?

Im scared by your Location, btw....
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Old 05-04-2003, 01:14 PM   #22
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It's quite normal considering the fact that I am a cigarete. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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Helkathion. When did you first having this dream that you were a cigarette?
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I don't know how to respond to that. Except by chuckling, and trying to get the disturbing images out of my mind.
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[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] excactly my intention. All will perish by the thought mwuahahahaha. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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I suddenly don't want to know.

In continuation of Anything But Arwen's post:



Where is she, where is she, where is she...?
*screams of fangirls can be heard in the background: "Aragorn!" "I want to marry you!" "You can't run from fate, my love!"*



Rynoah: *GASP* I sense Boromir is in trouble!

(No, I look nothing like Galadriel. Humor me, mmkay?)



STAND ASIDE, YOU DROOLING FANGIRLS OF ANCIENT CURSE! BE GONE AND LEAVE MY GONDORIAN MAN ALONE!



AIEE! *screams of fear as the fangirls retreat*



*confused* Whoa, wait a minute. How'd you do that?



You forget, Aragorn, that I have an overprotective fangirl. It's insurance against other fangirls.

(Off-camera) Rynoah: *protective cling and growl*



An overprotective fangirl. I see now!



Well, then, I'm off on a quest to find an overprotective fangirl to call my own! Wish me luck!
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Old 05-04-2003, 03:31 PM   #28
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have you not heard that expression before?
Wow, that expression has certainly not gotten to where I'm livin! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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Agreed.
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...and I assume not much gets into the lungs of Legolas.

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This is a team effort with myself and Tinuviel of Denton.

*Grabs keyboard*
Hi!
*Gives it back*

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]


Frodo: There's an army of fangirls coming!!!


Fangirls: Aragorn, Legolas we LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!


Gimli: Let them come. My axe is sharp.


Legolas: Great idea, Gimli! Hey, Aragorn, I can shoot more than you!


Aragorn: Care to bet?


Legolas: Sure, if I win you have to cook for the rest of the quest.


Elves: We'll help you.
Haldir: Ready, Aim...

*Grabs keyboard again*
Don't be too hard on us. We're tired.
(This idea was suggested by a random comment of a sci-fi fan. Go figure)
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Here's my first anti fangirl.




They say that Aragorn and Legolas are raising an Army to fight the common enemy.



Its about time they did somthing about Sauron.



Not Sauron mylady, he's relatively harmless, all he wants to do is take over the world and destroy every thing good in it. We are talking about the fangirls.



Help their is an army of Fangirl forming in the south! Beware to all men!!!!!!!!!!



How Many?



Ten thousand strong at least!



we don't think we have much to worry abouts precious.



com'ere shoochy poochy Sheagoly!
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Oh NO! We must gather with Aragornses army!



Each race is bound to this fate, this one doom, ahh, other than you Gimli. You will unite or you will fall.



Me and my Elves pledge our swords.



We pledge our bows.



And my axe. Sorry I didn't bring more dwarves, but we dwarves don't get fangirls.

(meanwhile)




Grima! Come here honey!



Why do you lay these troubles on an already troubled mind. Can you not see I am wearied by your troublesome girls.



I must flee to Aragorns Army in Helms deep!
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*After all the Anit-fangirls army is gathered they await the oncoming storm at Helms deep.*



The army of fangirls is on the march.



Wheres my poopski Aragorn?!?!



They flood the entire deep with more on the way.



The battle begins.



Aragorn it is hopeless get your men to the keep!



Nan Barad! To the Keep!



We must get to the keep!



As the others retreated Gimli is taken prisoner and is tortured by the cruel fangirl torture!
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Hello shnooockums sweety my lovy dovy gwimli.



The torture of her words! I can't bear it!

*everything changes with the arrival of a few allies.*



Forward!!! Men Forward!!!!!!



Charge!!!!



We are the ones not even fangirls like!



Hey Babes!!!



Retreat!!!!



Evry tale must end. This one does with the fangirl army in full retreat.
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Old 05-05-2003, 09:43 AM   #36
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Haha! I love it Mornie!

And I vote for Silmarien's "Stop in the name of Love"
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Old 05-05-2003, 01:33 PM   #37
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Very funny! Hee hee hee hee..."Gimli is captured an tortured: 'Gimlikins! Smeegums pooki!'"

With the party going on, now might not have been the absolute best time to start that contest...but hey, I can think of something good in a week, I hope.
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Old 05-05-2003, 02:42 PM   #38
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Right on, Mornie!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That one Uruk-hai looked just like some fangirls I know too! LOL!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!
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Old 05-05-2003, 03:07 PM   #39
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Thanks. I had to ad to the Anti-fangirl mania. I confess i start off with an Idea and let the pics do the rest. Just figure out something and look at the pics. They give me ideas!
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Old 05-06-2003, 07:06 AM   #40
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Thank you for tunning in to your problems hotline. To call please dial 1-800-elf-Imladris.

*phone rings and it is put on the air*



who is calling and whats your problem.



We's gots problems. our problem is that theres two of us and we are only one person.



So your saying you have a "spilt" personality? or are you living a double life?



both at once. One minute we are Smeagol the were the bad guy Gollum.



I see, so what your saying is your mind is split in two?



I guess thats it but this Gollum guy is always killing my friends, stealing and is so mean.



Do you have anything to say to that Gollum?
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