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Nimrodel_9 · 04-01-2005, 04:32 PM

Fight Breaks-out At the Council

On 9 Astron, according to the Shire calendar, disaster struck when an elf spit on the hand of a man, resulting in a chaotic fight. The culprit fled the scene and his whereabouts are unknown. 2 elves are pressing charges from a bloody nose and a broken finger...

the phantom · 04-01-2005, 04:44 PM

This is just a taste of the craziness you'll see in the all new Elves Gone Wild collection! Order yours today.

Oddwen · 04-01-2005, 06:38 PM

It seems that even Elves have their Gríma Wormtongues...

Ainaserkewen · 04-01-2005, 07:33 PM

Quote:

#47 - Elves are actually very sticky.

And androgenous it seems...they look like girls to me, are we sure they're not Arwen's hand maidens?

Quote:

This is just a taste of the craziness you'll see in the all new Elves Gone Wild collection! Order yours today.

No, no, no, no and no! Because, dear sir, that would open the floor to a lot more inappropriate captions for this particular picture! (Emoticon strike: Shocked expression)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 04-01-2005, 07:58 PM

The Elves see Elrond without makeup . . . and Prozac.

Gil-Galad · 04-01-2005, 08:08 PM

The debating at the council was going very strict for the first couple hours, then a little hobbit voice perked up....... 'Mosh Pit!'

Lhunardawen · 04-01-2005, 08:26 PM

Eomer and Grima pic:

Grima is rescued from Eomer the Bully by...Eowyn???

The Elf-warrior · 04-01-2005, 09:49 PM

Merry and Pippin picture:

Merry: "Isn't Treebeard's singing incredible?"

Pippin: "Nope! I can sing better when I'm so drunk I couldn't tell a hawk from a handsaw."

CoE picture:

Two young Elves break into the Council to announce that they have decided to name their new rabbit Bigwig.

Meela · 04-02-2005, 05:04 AM

Elrond's disciplinary method consisted of, literally, a boot up the backside. The Elves just wished he wouldn't wear the boots with the pointed toes.

luthien-elvenprincess · 04-02-2005, 06:57 AM

This year's winner of Rivendale's Bicentennial Elven Beauty Contest responds to the announcement of his/her (?) triumph with jubilation while the first runner-up expresses his/her dismay.

(The first runner-up was sure that (s)he had it in the bag this time since the winner had won the contest 200 hundred years ago and also 200 years before that!)

Gil-Galad · 04-02-2005, 08:03 AM

Tired of getting mixed up between Vulcans and themselves, they decided to show their true emotions..... as hard punk rockers that want to Rock and Roll all night and party EVERyday...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-02-2005, 08:11 AM

Elves: Its time to move on... to a new picture...

Smeagol: Note to self; 'Cheating at poker is not a good idea when against a dragon.'

EDIT: Sorry 'bout that Folks. I did not know it was blocked until someone told me.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-02-2005, 12:33 PM

A lonely and frustrated Elrond browses the internet at nite, and to his eternal horror, stumbles upon his daughter's secret website...

Mithalwen · 04-02-2005, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

#47 - Elves are actually very sticky.

Genius!

Elladan and Elrohir have just been grounded .........

THE Ka · 04-02-2005, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ainaserkewen

And androgenous it seems...they look like girls to me, are we sure they're not Arwen's hand maidens?

No, no, no, no and no! Because, dear sir, that would open the floor to a lot more inappropriate captions for this particular picture! (Emoticon strike: Shocked expression)

Hmm... Oh, well. Fidwit deserved some barrowdowns air-time. Seriously, the poor thing just doesn't realize how interesting he really is...

Okay, well let's just say their both blissfully unaware of how diffused of specific genderized orientation that they really are... Not in a legolas way, mind you...

Hmm... What a tizzy!

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For the arwen blocked-picture...
After trying all he could to get to Arwen, Aragorn tries a 'back-door' approach and is once again defeated by Elrond's no-mortal-electronic-woeing firewall...

~Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-02-2005, 03:05 PM

Sorry 'bout that folks. I did not realise the image was blocked until people started pointing it out. Here, accept these piles of Gold for the trouble.

Encaitare · 04-02-2005, 05:50 PM

Smeagol regrets letting Grima give him an a la Theoden extreme makeover.

THE Ka · 04-02-2005, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Sorry 'bout that folks. I did not realise the image was blocked until people started pointing it out. Here, accept these piles of Gold for the trouble.

Oh, it is quite fine! I think we enjoyed it anyway... Or, at least I did...

~ Ka

Fingolfin II · 04-02-2005, 09:59 PM

After Aragorn's passing, Arwen became more distraught than even Elrond had predicted.

THE Ka · 04-02-2005, 11:23 PM

Gollum tries out for the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue...

~ Copyrighted Ka

Meela · 04-03-2005, 06:41 AM

After being converted by Sam's recipes in Ithilien, Smeagol attempts to cook his own fish stew, only to find that it literally blew up in his face.

SamwiseGamgee · 04-03-2005, 09:02 AM

Eowyn was beginning to regret having gotten into a drinking competition with Gimli.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-03-2005, 01:01 PM

Thanks for the gold Hookbill, you rule!

As for the pic....

Bilbo realises that he's getting too old for all this partying.

Firefoot · 04-03-2005, 01:04 PM

After receiving two black eyes, numerous broken bones, and other various injuries, Gollum realizes that perhaps he should stop skydiving without a parachute.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-03-2005, 01:15 PM

Thank'ee Eomer. More Gold ye shall receive for your kind words.

Gollum refused to cut down on coffee and cheese before bed time.

Lalwendë · 04-03-2005, 01:25 PM

After crawling from the scrum, Smeagol decides he is not cut out to join the Anduin Anacondas rugby squad.

Mithalwen · 04-03-2005, 01:45 PM

Gollum thought that maybe he should have just paid the London congestion charge rather than taking the cunning detour via Harad

SamwiseGamgee · 04-03-2005, 04:09 PM

It'd be a long time before Gollum posted any more defamatory remarks about wargs at The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread!

elronds_daughter · 04-03-2005, 04:20 PM

After many weeks, Gollum suddenly realized that travelling in the desert does tend to make one look rather ragged.

Oddwen · 04-03-2005, 06:24 PM

Behold! Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED!

Esgallhugwen · 04-03-2005, 07:27 PM

Gollum pic-

And this boys and girls is what happens when you pollute your bodies with drugs.

Estelyn Telcontar · 04-04-2005, 01:27 AM

That'll teach Gollum to travel Australia without sunscreen!

narfforc · 04-04-2005, 09:05 AM

Gollum to Mrs Gollum: Hellooo my schweeetness.
Mrs Gollum: Dont give me that you drunken slob, you said you were only going for one, you didn`t say that you meant one week.
Gollum: Wherse the toilet, I think I`m gonna puke.

Bywaters · 04-04-2005, 09:11 AM

Maybe he's born with it?
Maybe it's ...

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-04-2005, 09:27 AM

Gollum: New... picture... pleeeeaasss..s..s.s.. precious...

Merry: Now, the map said, down the road, turn left at the old tree, avoid nazgûl valley... where are we now?

Frodo: ... erm...

Meela · 04-04-2005, 10:07 AM

Merry: And whose idea was it to trade our last mushrooms for directions from that blind, mad Hobbit who was clearly as lost as we are?

Frodo & Sam: Pippin's.

narfforc · 04-04-2005, 11:33 AM

Frodo: Where has Sam gone?

Pippin: I haven`t a clue.

Merry: Me neither.

Sam: I hope they don`t catch me running off with the food.

THE Ka · 04-04-2005, 11:33 AM

Just when it seemed as freaky as it could be, Merry notices that they have been sold off and used as promotional material...

~ Ka

Formendacil · 04-04-2005, 12:46 PM

Merry to Frodo: "What do these white runes to my left say? They aren't tengwar."

Frodo: "I don't know, they aren't dwarf-runes either. Maybe they're the letters of Mordor."

Sam: "Look at Mr. Pippin, sir! I think the Mordor-letters got him."

Boromir88 · 04-04-2005, 12:55 PM

Merry: What's this...Castle Auuuuggghhh?

Sam: Huh?

Merry: It says....Castle Auuuugghhh. Maybe he wrote it when he was dying.

Frodo: Uhh, guys?

Sam: Oh please, who would bother writing "Auuuugghhhh!" He'd just say it.

Merry: Look, I'm just reading what it's saying.

Pippin: Maybe he was dictating.

Frodo: OOOOAAAAH!

Merry: No, no, no, see it says "auuughhh!" From the back of the throat.

Frodo: No, I mean "OOOAAAH!" as in surprise and alarm.

Merry: Oh so you mean "AHHH!"

Frodo: Yes, AHHHH!

04-01-2005, 04:32 PM	#4561
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fight Breaks-out At the Council On 9 Astron, according to the Shire calendar, disaster struck when an elf spit on the hand of a man, resulting in a chaotic fight. The culprit fled the scene and his whereabouts are unknown. 2 elves are pressing charges from a bloody nose and a broken finger... __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

04-01-2005, 04:44 PM	#4562
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	This is just a taste of the craziness you'll see in the all new Elves Gone Wild collection! Order yours today. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-01-2005, 06:38 PM	#4563
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	It seems that even Elves have their Gríma Wormtongues... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-01-2005, 07:58 PM	#4565
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	"Is that . . . Lord Elrond?!" The Elves see Elrond without makeup . . . and Prozac. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

04-01-2005, 08:08 PM	#4566
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	The debating at the council was going very strict for the first couple hours, then a little hobbit voice perked up....... 'Mosh Pit!' __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-01-2005, 08:26 PM	#4567
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Eomer and Grima pic: Grima is rescued from Eomer the Bully by...Eowyn???

04-01-2005, 09:49 PM	#4568
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Merry and Pippin picture: Merry: "Isn't Treebeard's singing incredible?" Pippin: "Nope! I can sing better when I'm so drunk I couldn't tell a hawk from a handsaw." CoE picture: Two young Elves break into the Council to announce that they have decided to name their new rabbit Bigwig. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-02-2005, 05:04 AM	#4569
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Elrond's disciplinary method consisted of, literally, a boot up the backside. The Elves just wished he wouldn't wear the boots with the pointed toes. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-02-2005, 06:57 AM	#4570
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	This year's winner of Rivendale's Bicentennial Elven Beauty Contest responds to the announcement of his/her (?) triumph with jubilation while the first runner-up expresses his/her dismay. (The first runner-up was sure that (s)he had it in the bag this time since the winner had won the contest 200 hundred years ago and also 200 years before that!) __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

04-02-2005, 08:03 AM	#4571
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Tired of getting mixed up between Vulcans and themselves, they decided to show their true emotions..... as hard punk rockers that want to Rock and Roll all night and party EVERyday... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-02-2005, 08:11 AM	#4572
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elves: Its time to move on... to a new picture... Smeagol: Note to self; 'Cheating at poker is not a good idea when against a dragon.' EDIT: Sorry 'bout that Folks. I did not know it was blocked until someone told me. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 04-02-2005 at 03:02 PM.

04-02-2005, 12:33 PM	#4573
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	This is a caption for the error message, of course... A lonely and frustrated Elrond browses the internet at nite, and to his eternal horror, stumbles upon his daughter's secret website... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-02-2005, 03:05 PM	#4576
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sorry 'bout that folks. I did not realise the image was blocked until people started pointing it out. Here, accept these piles of Gold for the trouble. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-02-2005, 05:50 PM	#4577
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	Smeagol regrets letting Grima give him an a la Theoden extreme makeover.

04-02-2005, 09:59 PM	#4579
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	After Aragorn's passing, Arwen became more distraught than even Elrond had predicted. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

04-02-2005, 11:23 PM	#4580
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Gollum tries out for the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue... ~ Copyrighted Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-03-2005, 06:41 AM	#4581
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	After being converted by Sam's recipes in Ithilien, Smeagol attempts to cook his own fish stew, only to find that it literally blew up in his face. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-03-2005, 09:02 AM	#4582
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Eowyn was beginning to regret having gotten into a drinking competition with Gimli. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

04-03-2005, 01:01 PM	#4583
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Thanks for the gold Hookbill, you rule! As for the pic.... Bilbo realises that he's getting too old for all this partying. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

04-03-2005, 01:04 PM	#4584
Firefoot Illusionary Holbytla Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,547	After receiving two black eyes, numerous broken bones, and other various injuries, Gollum realizes that perhaps he should stop skydiving without a parachute.

04-03-2005, 01:15 PM	#4585
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Thank'ee Eomer. More Gold ye shall receive for your kind words. Gollum refused to cut down on coffee and cheese before bed time. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-03-2005, 01:25 PM	#4586
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	After crawling from the scrum, Smeagol decides he is not cut out to join the Anduin Anacondas rugby squad. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-03-2005, 01:45 PM	#4587
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,459	The morning after the night before.... or Gollum thought that maybe he should have just paid the London congestion charge rather than taking the cunning detour via Harad __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

04-03-2005, 04:09 PM	#4588
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	It'd be a long time before Gollum posted any more defamatory remarks about wargs at The Warg and Warg Rider Appreciation Thread! __________________ -- Well, I'm back. Last edited by SamwiseGamgee; 04-03-2005 at 04:15 PM.

04-03-2005, 04:20 PM	#4589
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	After many weeks, Gollum suddenly realized that travelling in the desert does tend to make one look rather ragged. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

04-03-2005, 06:24 PM	#4590
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Behold! Gandalf the Grey...UNCLOAKED! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-03-2005, 07:27 PM	#4591
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Gollum pic- And this boys and girls is what happens when you pollute your bodies with drugs. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

04-04-2005, 01:27 AM	#4592
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	That'll teach Gollum to travel Australia without sunscreen! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

04-04-2005, 09:05 AM	#4593
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Gollum to Mrs Gollum: Hellooo my schweeetness. Mrs Gollum: Dont give me that you drunken slob, you said you were only going for one, you didn`t say that you meant one week. Gollum: Wherse the toilet, I think I`m gonna puke.

04-04-2005, 09:11 AM	#4594
Bywaters Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey Posts: 47	Maybe he's born with it? Maybe it's ... __________________ ...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted

04-04-2005, 09:27 AM	#4595
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gollum: New... picture... pleeeeaasss..s..s.s.. precious... Merry: Now, the map said, down the road, turn left at the old tree, avoid nazgûl valley... where are we now? Frodo: ... erm... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-04-2005, 10:07 AM	#4596
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Merry: And whose idea was it to trade our last mushrooms for directions from that blind, mad Hobbit who was clearly as lost as we are? Frodo & Sam: Pippin's. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

04-04-2005, 11:33 AM	#4597
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo: Where has Sam gone? Pippin: I haven`t a clue. Merry: Me neither. Sam: I hope they don`t catch me running off with the food.

04-04-2005, 11:33 AM	#4598
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Just when it seemed as freaky as it could be, Merry notices that they have been sold off and used as promotional material... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

04-04-2005, 12:46 PM	#4599
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,326	Merry to Frodo: "What do these white runes to my left say? They aren't tengwar." Frodo: "I don't know, they aren't dwarf-runes either. Maybe they're the letters of Mordor." Sam: "Look at Mr. Pippin, sir! I think the Mordor-letters got him." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.