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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Fortunately the Ring was replaced by Manwe in time with a chocolate bar
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Unfortunately, Manwë took the ring and overthrew Eru with it.
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Fortunately Eru had a back up plan and so he turned all of Ea into chaos again and started over.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Unfortunately Eru's "Restart" button got stuck and the world/void/chaos needed to be recreated every five...nether-minutes.
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#4165 |
Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Fortunately Eru remembered that it's important not to panic so he slowls rebuil the world as it had been before
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, instead of just making Orcs in this fashion, Eru made every race in Middle-Earth slimy, willless cowards who ultimately don't have any depth and would kill each other just for a shirt of Mithril.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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#4167 |
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Fortunately at least there was more action in the books and more people would buy it
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Unfortunately, those people were more interested in the new movie that had just come out: Hunny, I ate the Baby on a Plane.
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#4169 |
Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Fortunately The Hobbit finally came out (made by PJ also) and people started buying the books again and joining sites like the Barrow-Downs
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Fortunately, people of the Downs were beginning to accept spam as an inevitability.
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#4172 |
Guard of the Citadel
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Unfortunately the spam levels increased until all threads received a "this is no serious thread" label and were closed
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Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately the spammers gave up and moved to spam places elsewhere.
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Guard of the Citadel
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Unfortunately with all the spammers gone the Downs were not such a fun place anymore
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Fortunately, the Flat Morgo-Yak came and made it fun again.
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unfortunately I have no idea who the flat Morgo-Yak is
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Mellifluous Maia
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Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Fortunately, he introduced himself and shook hoofs with everybody, and proceeded to order the next round of 1420.
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Silver in My Silent Heart
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Unfortunaly, Saruman possessed the Morgo-Yak.
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Unfortunately he became possesed in the process
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#4181 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Fortunately, no one noticed any difference.
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Guard of the Citadel
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Unfortunately he killed the Fellowship in their sleep because of the Morgo-Yak (can anyone tell me what that is???) inside him and took the Ring
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, he tripped over a rock and knocked himself unconscious, and the Ring was taken by a giant slug.
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Guard of the Citadel
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Unfortunately the Morgo-Yak left Gandalf's body thus killing him, and went to have a date with Voldemort
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Fortunately, Voldemort does not exist in Middle-Earth
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Unfortunately, Insanity mixed with elves and swords did... so... you can guess what happened.
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#4187 |
Guard of the Citadel
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Fortunately, the Morgo-Yak got bored and went home
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Unfortunately, his home was now in the Shire...
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, it was with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins.
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Wight
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unfortunately, wargs ate all of the shire.
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fortunately, a theme park was built where the Shire existed and Gondor made lots of money with it
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Unfortunately, all the visitors were eaten by Wargs as well.
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Laconic Loreman
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Fortunately Grima told the wargs to go away and they did.
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unfortunately some returned and ate him too
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Silver in My Silent Heart
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Fortunaly, the Shire became a popular Warg hunting park.
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Guard of the Citadel
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unfortunately all the hunters were eaten by Wargs as well
I somehow start to realise it is much easier to write bad things then good things
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately the wargs were all killed by rangers.
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Wight
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unfortunately, now all the rangers were eating everyone....
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
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Fortunately, The Serious Cat told them they were all being silly. So they went home to think about what they'd done.
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Laconic Loreman
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Unfortunately once the Serious Cat realized he(?) had so much power, he got Eru to resign and declared himself the new 'Dark Overlord' of Arda.
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