The Never Ending Poem...

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But Bombadill gave him a much-deserved beating
And then sang a song that later three hours

The King got up and fled to his towers
So quickly his shoes turned to bunnies

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

The King got up and fled to his towers
So quickly his shoes turned to bunnies

Then his jester tried to tell him some 'funnies'
But the King was not amused and said so

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Then his jester tried to tell him some 'funnies'
But the King was not amused and said so

To which the jester hugely frowned and gave a blow
on a floogletube as near to the King's ear as he dared

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

To which the jester hugely frowned and gave a blow
on a floogletube as near to the King's ear as he dared

But the king was deaf and couldn't have cared
So he sat in a dreamy daze..

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

But the king was deaf and couldn't have cared
So he sat in a dreamy daze..

But he slept for so many days
that starvation took his life

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But he slept for so many days
that starvation took his life

And Legolas came and took his wife
But him she did decieve

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex

And Legolas came and took his wife
But him she did decieve

With a dramatic plan she would soon conceive
Of murder, betrayal, the whole nine yards

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

With a dramatic plan she would soon conceive
Of murder, betrayal, the whole nine yards

But Legolas knew how to play his cards
And in the night he fled very far..

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

But Legolas knew how to play his cards
And in the night he fled very far..

whilst his wife his green hose did mar
while cahooting with the Elven king's wife

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

whilst his wife his green hose did mar
while cahooting with the Elven king's wife

And it seems Legolas never learns in life
For he went to stay with Arwen fair

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

And it seems Legolas never learns in life
For he went to stay with Arwen fair

Who had a bet with Elessar on a dare
to see what she could get Legolas to say

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Who had a bet with Elessar on a dare
to see what she could get Legolas to say

But her eyes looked at him in a maliced way
So he said nothing and went back to Thranduil, his dad

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

But her eyes looked at him in a maliced way
So he said nothing and went back to Thranduil, his dad

and told on his mom for being bad.
Twelve Dwarves imprisoned overheard him

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

and told on his mom for being bad.
Twelve Dwarves imprisoned overheard him

And they laughed with a smile so grim
Because them Legolas did amuse...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

And they laughed with a smile so grim
Because them Legolas did amuse...

But he always had a very short fuse
And he attacked them with jam jars

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But he always had a very short fuse
And he attacked them with jam jars

And you better believe he caused some scars
Which raised Legolas' ego quite a bit

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex

And you better believe he caused some scars
Which raised Legolas' ego quite a bit

He loved to see the dwarves have a fit
at their new wounds and boo-boos.

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

He loved to see the dwarves have a fit
at their new wounds and boo-boos.

Legolas reported this to his father who laughed at the news
But said he must soon move out again on his own

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex

Legolas reported this to his father who laughed at the news
But said he must soon move out again on his own

To explore the world, to gain renown!
So he packed up his bags and set off on a journey

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

To explore the world, to gain renown!
So he packed up his bags and set off on a journey

But he was killed by an evil Turkey
That Gandalf did set about the land

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

But he was killed by an evil Turkey
That Gandalf did set about the land

"Attack all elves," he did command
"For they insulted me at the feast"

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

"Attack all elves," he did command
"For they insulted me at the feast"

And the Turkey grew into a terrible beast
Seeking to devour all Gandalf's pointy hats

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

And the Turkey grew into a terrible beast
Seeking to devour all Gandalf's pointy hats

"No, no don't eat those! Not now! Rats!
At least don't eat my cloak, you hungry creature."

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

"No, no don't eat those! Not now! Rats!
At least don't eat my cloak, you hungry creature."

But, alas, Gandalf forgot one measly feature;
Bolemia the beast did have, and he threw up all he had eaten..

[Balin999]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

But, alas, Gandalf forgot one measly feature;
Bolemia the beast did have, and he threw up all he had eaten..

And for the first time in his life, Gandalf had been beaten
And so he went to be alone and cry

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Balin999

And for the first time in his life, Gandalf had been beaten
And so he went to be alone and cry

He wept and sobbed and wished to die
Rather than confront that turkey again

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

He wept and sobbed and wished to die
Rather than confront that turkey again

He could not bare such terrible pain
So he took his hat and pipe and walked

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

He could not bare such terrible pain
So he took his hat and pipe and walked

Not knowing it was him Legolas now stalked
But he could smell the stomach acid he was covered in

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

Not knowing it was him Legolas now stalked
But he could smell the stomach acid he was covered in.

Meanwhile Gandalf's sobbing made such a din
that the Tooks left the Smials to shut him up

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Meanwhile Gandalf's sobbing made such a din
that the Tooks left the Smials to shut him up

While Frodo searched for his best tea cup
For Gollum had taken it from Bag End

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

While Frodo searched for his best tea cup
For Gollum had taken it from Bag End,

for Bilbo had not been home to lend
His Ring which Gollum had wanted to borrow

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

for Bilbo had not been home to lend
His Ring which Gollum had wanted to borrow

So he hid it in a rather large Barrow
But the Wight there was not happy

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

So he hid it in a rather large Barrow
But the Wight there was not happy

For the cup's engraving was really quite sappy,
and the Wight didn't go in for such things

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

For the cup's engraving was really quite sappy,
and the Wight didn't go in for such things

He loved cups with a large bell that dings
Novelties such as this annoyed his friends

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

He loved cups with a large bell that dings
Novelties such as this annoyed his friends

When he rang it, they threw bookends
And hit the Wight square in the nose.

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

When he rang it, they threw bookends
And hit the Wight square in the nose.

For this is how the engraving goes:
" Believe in yourself in all that you do..."

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Legolas in Spandex

For this is how the engraving goes:
" Believe in yourself in all that you do..."

Whether in skiing or Scrabble or cooking a stew,"
And then it continued, "You are indeed special...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Whether in skiing or Scrabble or cooking a stew,"
And then it continued, "You are indeed special...

"And, indeed, a lot like a turtles' shell"
But Frodo entered and began to demand

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

"And, indeed, a lot like a turtles' shell"
But Frodo entered and began to demand

Why he had four fingers on one of his hands.
"Don't you remember?" the people said

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Why he had four fingers on one of his hands.
"Don't you remember?" the people said

Gollum removed one and fell and is now dead,
But Frodo looked as though him amnesia had struck