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Fortunetaly for the Frenchman(unfortunetaly for Frodo), Frenchmen have very thick skulls.
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Unfortunately the Ring hopped into the Dauphin's container of tennis balls that he gave to Henry V.
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Unfortunately, there was a watcher in the water.
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Fortunately, the watcher was too busy with drinking his afternoon tea and didn't notice the ring.
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#366 |
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Unfortunately the frenchman noticed the ring again and went ot the castle aaaaaahhhhhhhh
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Fortunately, he had not picked up the ring and Frodo had!
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#369 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately Gollum couldn't escape because Henry V had besieged the castle.
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Unfortunately, Gollum was in a differnt castle.
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Fortunately, Gollum was in the Queen of Heart's castle and she was screaming, 'Off with his head!'
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Unfortunately, She realised she was in the wrong story, apologised to Gollum and left.
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately that was after she said 'Off with his head" so the ring rolled away from Gollum's dismembered body into Scene 24
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Unfortunately Gollum's body was reanimated by Sauron trying to use Gollum to get back the Ring, so Gollum (Minus the head) went after the Ring into Scene 24.
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Fortunately, Gollum had no head so he ended up in Bram Strokers Dracula
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, Gollum was far from a beautiful young damsel in distress and the Count had to pass up. With no effort really...
~Ka
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#378 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately Master Fer, (A cowardly French soldier.) found the Ring and put it on.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fortunately, it was elusively stolen from him by no other than: The Scarlet Pimpernel!!!
~ Ha, ha Ka
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Unfortunately Gollum couldn't find Dr. Frankenstein in order to reattach his head.
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Fortunately, the Pimpernel had no idea of what the ring was or what it could do and sold it to Frodo at a cheap price and he hopped off into the distance.
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Unfortunately the English captured the Pimpernel during the battle of Agincourt and Henry V gave the order to kill the prisoners.
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Fortunately, Frodo already had the ring and was on his way to Mount Doom... AGAIN!
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Unfortunatley Frodo was in the wrong direction because Mt.Doom has turned into a 60's diner
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Fortunately, J.R.R. Tolkien REALLY did not like the way the story was turning out, got up, yelled "ENOUGH! I QUIT!" and threw the as-yet unfinished manuscript of the story into the trash can after tearing it into a billion pieces.
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Unfortunatley, GIl-Galad became the new star of this new plot combing the streets with his sidekick Danish(who will be played by Nimrodel_9) and looking for the evil Blue Lazer, whos leader is the ....well wouldn't this be Fortunately? i mean its Gil-Galad in all his glory! i know that the next person is going to put something like 'Fortunately that plot was also thrown out' live the dream! and keep your stick on the ice
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Fortunately, while Gil-Galad was talking about how great he was, a runaway freight train ran him over, thus ending something that would likely have become a complete disaster.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately there are no freight trains in Middle Earth.
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Fortunately one day, Christopher Tolkien found all the torn up bits of manuscript from his father, pieced it all together with a lot of tape, and continued with the story.
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately an Orc spotted Frodo.
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Fortunately, the Orc had no legs.
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Unfortunately, he had a rocket-propelled wheelchair.
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Fortunately, the Orc had the setting too high and he ended up on the moon.
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Unfortunately there were loads more where that Orc came from.
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Fortunately, Frodo had a grenade launcher.
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Unfortunately he didn't know how to use it and blew his legs off
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Fortunately, Sam is there to carry Frodo around on his back. How does he do it? (maybe Jose Conseco knows).
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Unfortunately the Orcs called in a Nazgul.
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Everlasting Whiteness
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Fortunately the Nazgul were otherwise occupied and while the orcs were complaining about this Frodo and Sam managed to escape.
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Unfortunately, The Witch King settled the complaints by burning all the Orcs!
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