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Mänwe · 02-02-2007, 06:09 PM

I thought perhaps a new picture was in order;

Oddwen · 02-02-2007, 08:28 PM

It's the Pokey Stick of DOOOOM!!

*machine gun noises*

Or...

Gandalf Commandos, fighting the evil forces of Blue Lazer!

shieldmaiden4xsword · 02-02-2007, 10:18 PM

*jerks stick* Gandalf: Oh, come on.... you can't be broken already!!!

High King Fingolfin · 02-02-2007, 11:48 PM

Gandalf stares, transfixed, at the burned-out lightbulb in his staff.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-03-2007, 01:25 AM

Gandalf just remembered that there is a tear in the back of his cloak.

OR

He never expected to see... Theoden... uncloaked?

Lalwendë · 02-03-2007, 03:02 AM

The studio audience at Gardener's Question Time fell into stunned silence as Gandalf produced one of his mutant albino Globe Artichokes. Bob Flowerdew suggested adding more potash to his mulch.

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-03-2007, 05:54 AM

Gandalf, Middle-earth tourist guide: I told you to stay with the group or you'd get lost! Now just keep your eyes on this umbrella when we go to the next sight.

The Sixth Wizard · 02-03-2007, 06:09 AM

Gandalf, to Staff: I'll out-stare you yet, you Balrog-succumber-to you!

02-02-2007, 06:09 PM	#1
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 283	I thought perhaps a new picture was in order; __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin)

02-02-2007, 08:28 PM	#2
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	It's the Pokey Stick of DOOOOM!! machine gun noises Or... Gandalf Commandos, fighting the evil forces of Blue Lazer! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-02-2007, 10:18 PM	#3
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 183	jerks stick Gandalf: Oh, come on.... you can't be broken already!!! __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

02-02-2007, 11:48 PM	#4
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf stares, transfixed, at the burned-out lightbulb in his staff. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 02-06-2007 at 01:27 PM.

02-03-2007, 01:25 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf just remembered that there is a tear in the back of his cloak. OR He never expected to see... Theoden... uncloaked? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-03-2007, 03:02 AM	#6
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The studio audience at Gardener's Question Time fell into stunned silence as Gandalf produced one of his mutant albino Globe Artichokes. Bob Flowerdew suggested adding more potash to his mulch. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-03-2007, 05:54 AM	#7
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Gandalf, Middle-earth tourist guide: I told you to stay with the group or you'd get lost! Now just keep your eyes on this umbrella when we go to the next sight. __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-03-2007, 06:09 AM	#8
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Gandalf, to Staff: I'll out-stare you yet, you Balrog-succumber-to you!