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10-09-2006, 07:20 PM | #3921 |
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Fortunately, High King Fingolfin was run over by Mount Zoom, despite his best atttempts to disable it, allowing other people to post for Unfortunately.
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10-10-2006, 03:10 PM | #3922 |
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Unfortunately for Meneltarmacil, Minas Tirith was at the historical moment of "The Battle of the Pellenor Fields" and, due to Meneltarmacil bringing back the always hated Mount Zoom, everyone worked together to destroy Mount Zoom, crucified Meneltarmacil on one last piece of the mountain shaped like a cross, and then threw Meneltarmacil and the Zoom cross into the fires of Mount Doom, teaching both of them to never do that running joke again.
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10-10-2006, 03:13 PM | #3923 |
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Fortunately, since Mount Zoom was now gone for good, Denethor got depressed and ate so much that he grew very fat. Eventually he is so depressed that he leaps off the top of Minas Tirith and lands on top of Johnny the Stinky Balrog, thus stopping him from destroying Minas Tirith.
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10-10-2006, 04:21 PM | #3925 |
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Fortunately, Meneltarmacil came back from the dead and drove Mount Zoom over Johnny.
(Note the paradox: If Mount Zoom is destroyed, being Mount Doom with wheels, how can it be thrown into the fires of itself? )
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10-10-2006, 04:38 PM | #3926 |
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Unfortunately to Menel's confused brain, Mt. Zoom was infact the cousin of Mt.Doom so it was possible to throw it into Mt.Doom and saved Johnny by being mis-judged, who eventually flew away to his FORTRESS OF SOLIDARITY
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10-10-2006, 09:57 PM | #3927 |
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fortunately Mt.Doom was made and all were happy.
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10-11-2006, 08:44 AM | #3928 |
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Unfortunately, even though Mt.Doom was still there, the evil Penguins began their march again to cover the lands of Middle-Earth in another black-and-whiteness...
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10-11-2006, 09:03 AM | #3929 |
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Fortunately, Meneltarmacil was still driving around in Mount Zoom and ran over the penguin army with it.
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10-11-2006, 09:13 AM | #3930 |
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Unfortunately, Hookbill the Goomba, who had invented Mount Zoom, decided to put the joke into retirement.
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10-11-2006, 03:09 PM | #3931 |
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Fortunately, I was there to convince him that it was far too good a joke to retire.
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10-11-2006, 03:43 PM | #3932 |
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Unfortunately, the evil penguins spirits came back with a vengeance and destroyed poor Hookbill's Mt. Zoom*sigh*
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10-11-2006, 03:55 PM | #3933 |
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<--Disco ball
Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King came out of retirement and made the penguins' spirits all start dancing like crazy to keep them from destroying anything else.
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10-11-2006, 09:55 PM | #3934 |
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Unfortunately, Boromir broke his legs, arms, neck and back so he was unable to stop them from destroying things.
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10-11-2006, 10:01 PM | #3935 |
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Fortunately, one of the penguins was actually an eagle in disguise, and the eagle lured the penguins into Moria and blocked the way out with boulders.
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10-11-2006, 11:25 PM | #3936 |
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Unfortunately, the penguins learned to fly.
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10-12-2006, 12:35 AM | #3937 |
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Fortunaly, they could fly only in water.
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10-12-2006, 01:53 AM | #3938 |
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unfortunaly, Middle earth was hit by a tsunami flooding all the land.
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10-12-2006, 06:07 AM | #3939 |
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Fortunaly, the penguins couldn't swim forever and all of them drowned, just as Lommy feared.
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10-12-2006, 08:23 AM | #3940 |
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Unfortunately, they drowned over Mordor where the water was so polluted that they came back to life as mutated giant Penguins of death with top hats!
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10-12-2006, 11:23 AM | #3941 |
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Fortunately, Sauron saw their mutantness as a threat to his supreme authority, and proceeded to destroy them all for good.
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10-12-2006, 12:10 PM | #3942 |
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Unfortunately, even Sauron couldn't stop the penguins.
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10-12-2006, 03:45 PM | #3943 |
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Fortunately, he didn't need to since he'd already destroyed them.
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10-12-2006, 06:46 PM | #3944 |
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Unfortunately, Morgoth came back from the Void.
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10-12-2006, 07:15 PM | #3945 |
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Fortunately, Eru turned him into a yak.
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10-12-2006, 07:22 PM | #3946 |
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Unfortunately Morgoth couldn't quit yakking.
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10-13-2006, 07:48 AM | #3947 |
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Fortunately, Mt. Zoom rolled over him.
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10-13-2006, 11:04 AM | #3948 |
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Unfortunately, he survived to become "The Flat Morgo-Yak"
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10-13-2006, 04:12 PM | #3949 |
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Fortunately, there were too many running-gags and this new one was flatly denied, isntead we bring you more adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky-Balrog Vs. Were-Feanor!!!
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10-13-2006, 04:20 PM | #3950 |
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Unfortunately, this legendary match-up was...(drumroll)...a never-ending song-and-dance competition.
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10-13-2006, 05:07 PM | #3951 |
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Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King beat both of them in the contest.
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10-13-2006, 08:17 PM | #3952 |
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Unfortunately, they kept having contests untill they won.
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10-13-2006, 09:02 PM | #3954 |
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Unfortunately, it was with his axe! And let's just say...that it wasn't very pretty
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10-14-2006, 09:28 PM | #3955 |
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Fortunately, this did away with three or four running gags at once. Go, Gimli!
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10-14-2006, 10:37 PM | #3956 |
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Unfortunately, the alien-eating dog stole Gimli's axe.
(Yes, it was originally "alien-eating dog," not "mutant dog." See Post#552, I think it was.)
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10-15-2006, 01:19 AM | #3957 |
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Fortunately, the Alien-Eating dog had a cousin, the Mutant Dog, and they fill in for each other time and time again.
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10-15-2006, 01:53 AM | #3958 |
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Unfortunately, The Phantom's best friend Alien ate both dogs!
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10-15-2006, 05:00 AM | #3959 |
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Fortunately, Alien ate everybody else too... (shouldn't this ne unfortunately? nah...)
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10-15-2006, 06:51 AM | #3960 |
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Unfortunately (for Alien), the phantom locked him in a dungeon for being excessively annoying.
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