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Diamond18 · 11-13-2002, 05:51 PM

I erased my directions because today I could see the picture, so I figured Nevfeniel edited it. I'm sorry they didn't work...I can't think of anything else.

For this one: "With my magic paint-sponge I shall paint the whole world white!"

Éowyn: "Don't hold me back, Aragorn! This was my favorite red dress!"

Precioussss · 11-13-2002, 07:30 PM

AddictedtoRumil where did you get that Legolas picture??

Melichus · 11-13-2002, 10:20 PM

I can't resist putting one up:

[ November 13, 2002: Message edited by: Melichus ]

Diamond18 · 11-13-2002, 11:23 PM

Aragorn: "I'm too sexy for my sweat."

Mintyztwin · 11-14-2002, 01:28 AM

Aragorn: "Ha. You won't get ME in the bath so easy!"

(This is completly innocent unless you make it not so! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Just trying to prevent any misconceptions. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Arwen_Evenstar · 11-14-2002, 03:22 AM

Aragorn: Look at him! Stupid legolas, just because hes an elven prince he gets all the elf chicks!
Borimir(walks over) What are you on about dude, you have Arwen.
Aragorn(whining): But I want thoseelf chicks! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Susan Delgado · 11-14-2002, 04:09 AM

I want to see the Frodo-Sam picture. Someone please repost it.

Mlo · 11-14-2002, 08:59 AM

Hmm.. abt the Frodo and Sam pic, try to go here, you'll probably see it then [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img].

For the Aragorn pic,
Aragorn singing: Macho macho man! I've got to be, a macho man!

Ok, maybe it only was I who thought that was funny [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Melichus · 11-14-2002, 10:36 AM

Aragorn (to himself): Oooh yeah, work it, you sexy beast, oooooh yeah...

Elven Mistress · 11-14-2002, 12:42 PM

Aragorn: Tell me i'm beautiful! You know it's true! *throws head back*

Pippin: Yeah, man...whatever...

LePetitChoux · 11-14-2002, 12:54 PM

Aragorn: Humph! I look down on you!

Diamond18 · 11-14-2002, 01:03 PM

What are they looking at?

TealDude3 · 11-14-2002, 01:26 PM

Sam: So thats what elves do when there all alone.
Frodo: Eeewwww! Gross!

Lindril Arvilya · 11-14-2002, 02:19 PM

Sam: Someday son, all of this will be yours.
Frodo: Everything?
Sam: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom.
Frodo: And it'll all be mine?
Sam: Everything.

Diamond18 · 11-14-2002, 05:05 PM

Frodo: "Okay...um...A...N R D...E—"
Sam: "No, it's a B."
Frodo: "It's an E."
Sam: "It is not! Admit it...you need glasses."
Frodo: "Never! My vision is 20/20! You need glasses."
Sam: "Look, the chart plainly reads, A N R D B J L X G P copyright vision charts international—"
Frodo: "You're not supposed to read the copyright information!"
Sam: "You're just jealous because you can't."
Frodo: "Well...girls go crazy over my beautiful blue eyes, so ha!"
Sam: *mutters* "Bug-eyed freak."
Frodo: "Fatso."
Sam: "Wimp."
Frodo: "Idiot."
Sam: "Let's not argue. You're my best friend."
Frodo: "I know. You're about the kind of friend I'd have."
Sam: "I'll try to take that as a compliment."
Frodo: "What does the chart say again?"
Sam: "A N R D E...no I mean—"
Frodo: "HA! These baby blues never lie! HA!"
Sam: "Eh, you laugh now, but just wait till Weathertop, Mr. White-Eyes."

Okay! I'm done! Whew... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

AddictedtoRumil · 11-14-2002, 05:39 PM

Caption this! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

gralin musicteeth · 11-14-2002, 06:21 PM

Argh! hey Rumil, where are you getting those pictures???

Aragorn: I wonder what Haldir(?) would do if I pulled on his hair?
Haldir: Little does the filthy human know I have a blackbelt in Karate!
Legolas: *whispering to Haldir* I think he can hear you...
Haldir: Oh well! I can take this heroic stance and look freaky!

(not very funny unless you read RPGs a lot)

Nevfeniel · 11-14-2002, 06:46 PM

Hmm, not the best Haldir's ever looked. . .

AddictedtoRumil · 11-14-2002, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Argh! hey Rumil, where are you getting those pictures???

I get them from here Bag End InnThey have loads of TTT pics, pics from the extended version and cast pics! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ November 14, 2002: Message edited by: AddictedtoRumil ]

Elven Mistress · 11-14-2002, 07:00 PM

Legolas: Oh my God, my hair is like SO much better then his!
Aragorn: No way, girlfriend! You know mine rocks!
Pippin *coming from up ahead with permed, black hair*: Move over, boys! I'm coming!

~okay, not very funny, but humour me! I'm tired...!

Arwen Melian · 11-14-2002, 07:02 PM

Yuck! Haldir has a double chin! Just kidding.

Haldir: Welcome to my beautiful home,Lothlorien.

Aragorn:It doesn't look so great to me. Actually it looked better last time I was here.

Legolas: What the hell is that!

Aragorn: It's Celeborn, oh no! He's taking a bath in Galadriels mirror! What happened to his face?

Legolas: I think he's on drugs! Run!

Arwen Melian · 11-14-2002, 07:49 PM

Maikadilwen · 11-14-2002, 11:45 PM

I couldn't resist this one.

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

LePetitChoux · 11-15-2002, 11:10 AM

Pippin: Soo sick...must-get-out-of-boat...BLEEEEURGH!

Merry: Whee! Teeth.

hmm... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Diamond18 · 11-15-2002, 01:03 PM

You know, right now I can't think of anything funnier than what was actually in the movie:

Legolas: "Lembas! Elvish waybread...one small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man!" *leaves*
Merry: "How many did you eat?"
Pippin: "Four...*belch*"

Mlo · 11-15-2002, 01:04 PM

Pippin: I wont even look at your direction Merry..
Merry: What? If you forget your toothbrush you have to improvise. Mommy always said that good teeth are the most important thing to have...
Pippin: I will not make a comment on that *whistles*

TolkienGurl · 11-15-2002, 02:10 PM

Merry: I'm telling you, Pip, it's wiggly!
Pippin: Hey - is that the Tooth Fairy?

Diamond18 · 11-15-2002, 02:12 PM

Isn't this just adorable...

TolkienGurl · 11-15-2002, 02:44 PM

Oh! That's so precious! I just want to go hug him, he looks so lonely.

*Aaaawwwww!*

That wasn't a quote. I'm serious! Umm... guys... dont't look at me like that... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

Elenna · 11-15-2002, 02:47 PM

Got a REALLY big zit? Use Clearasil!

LePetitChoux · 11-15-2002, 03:49 PM

Where is he? I've seen that photo so many times, but the scene itself isn't in the film, is it? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ]

Lindril Arvilya · 11-15-2002, 10:21 PM

I think I'm in love. *sighs tearfully* Poor hobbit... he's so alone.... I feel for him.

Lindril Arvilya · 11-15-2002, 10:24 PM

*from behind the camera*
Voice 1: Poor little guy! He's so little.. and all alone!... Can we keep him?
Voice 2: Pumbaa, Pumbaa.... these guys eat guys like us!

TolkienGurl · 11-15-2002, 11:12 PM

LePetitChoux: That's in the part "The Breaking of the Fellowship." I know that particular scene is not in the movie, but the giant head is. It's from the part when Boromir is talking to Frodo and is trying to take the Ring from him.

Diamond18 · 11-15-2002, 11:34 PM

After a hard day of filming Elijah felt he could fall asleep anywhere. Unfortunatly, he forgot that the head was not really made out of stone, and made the folks at WETA very angry when the foam nose fell off.

Okay...so that wasn't very funny. But it was all I could think of beyond "Isn't this just adorable..."

dragoneyes · 11-16-2002, 07:39 AM

Is it me or do they try to show off the hobbits' feet as much as possible?

LadyElbereth · 11-16-2002, 08:19 AM

Awwww, that's the cutest picture! ok, I've been wanting to put this pic on for some while so....Caption this!

Mlo · 11-16-2002, 08:57 AM

The big bad Boromir blew in his horn. He blew, and blew, and blew, but for no use. Then the three little orcs came and killed him..

dragoneyes · 11-16-2002, 09:27 AM

That's a drinking horn! Well, that explains the facial expression.... dear me.

TolkienGurl · 11-16-2002, 10:08 AM

Boromir was going to play 'battle' with his little orc friends. As they charged at him with evil looks in their eyes, he realized that he was definitely in trouble!

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]Yours truly [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Tolkiengurl the maniac!!! Bwahahahahaha! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

11-13-2002, 05:51 PM	#1
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	I erased my directions because today I could see the picture, so I figured Nevfeniel edited it. I'm sorry they didn't work...I can't think of anything else. For this one: "With my magic paint-sponge I shall paint the whole world white!" Éowyn: "Don't hold me back, Aragorn! This was my favorite red dress!" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-13-2002, 07:30 PM	#2
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 111	AddictedtoRumil where did you get that Legolas picture?? __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

11-13-2002, 10:20 PM	#3
Melichus Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 54	I can't resist putting one up: [ November 13, 2002: Message edited by: Melichus ] __________________ "The other [theme] had now achieved a unity of its own; but it was loud, and vain, and endlessly repeated; and it had little harmony...and it essayed to drown the other music by the violence of its voice, but it seemed that its most triumphant notes were taken by the other and woven into its own solemn pattern..."

11-13-2002, 11:23 PM	#4
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Aragorn: "I'm too sexy for my sweat." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-14-2002, 01:28 AM	#5
Mintyztwin Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The other side of crazy Posts: 212	Aragorn: "Ha. You won't get ME in the bath so easy!" (This is completly innocent unless you make it not so! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Just trying to prevent any misconceptions. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ) __________________ So, where are we going? But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2

11-14-2002, 03:22 AM	#6
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	Aragorn: Look at him! Stupid legolas, just because hes an elven prince he gets all the elf chicks! Borimir(walks over) What are you on about dude, you have Arwen. Aragorn(whining): But I want thoseelf chicks! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

11-14-2002, 04:09 AM	#7
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	I want to see the Frodo-Sam picture. Someone please repost it. __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

11-14-2002, 08:59 AM	#8
Mlo Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 65	Hmm.. abt the Frodo and Sam pic, try to go here, you'll probably see it then [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]. For the Aragorn pic, Aragorn singing: Macho macho man! I've got to be, a macho man! Ok, maybe it only was I who thought that was funny [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire

11-14-2002, 10:36 AM	#9
Melichus Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 54	Aragorn (to himself): Oooh yeah, work it, you sexy beast, oooooh yeah... __________________ "The other [theme] had now achieved a unity of its own; but it was loud, and vain, and endlessly repeated; and it had little harmony...and it essayed to drown the other music by the violence of its voice, but it seemed that its most triumphant notes were taken by the other and woven into its own solemn pattern..."

11-14-2002, 12:42 PM	#10
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Aragorn: Tell me i'm beautiful! You know it's true! throws head back Pippin: Yeah, man...whatever... __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

11-14-2002, 12:54 PM	#11
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Aragorn: Humph! I look down on you! __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-14-2002, 01:03 PM	#12
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	What are they looking at? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-14-2002, 01:26 PM	#13
TealDude3 Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bebop Posts: 138	Sam: So thats what elves do when there all alone. Frodo: Eeewwww! Gross! __________________ I'm so hungry, I could eat at Arby's.

11-14-2002, 02:19 PM	#14
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Sam: Someday son, all of this will be yours. Frodo: Everything? Sam: Everything the light touches, is our kingdom. Frodo: And it'll all be mine? Sam: Everything. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

11-14-2002, 05:05 PM	#15
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Frodo: "Okay...um...A...N R D...E—" Sam: "No, it's a B." Frodo: "It's an E." Sam: "It is not! Admit it...you need glasses." Frodo: "Never! My vision is 20/20! You need glasses." Sam: "Look, the chart plainly reads, A N R D B J L X G P copyright vision charts international—" Frodo: "You're not supposed to read the copyright information!" Sam: "You're just jealous because you can't." Frodo: "Well...girls go crazy over my beautiful blue eyes, so ha!" Sam: mutters "Bug-eyed freak." Frodo: "Fatso." Sam: "Wimp." Frodo: "Idiot." Sam: "Let's not argue. You're my best friend." Frodo: "I know. You're about the kind of friend I'd have." Sam: "I'll try to take that as a compliment." Frodo: "What does the chart say again?" Sam: "A N R D E...no I mean—" Frodo: "HA! These baby blues never lie! HA!" Sam: "Eh, you laugh now, but just wait till Weathertop, Mr. White-Eyes." Okay! I'm done! Whew... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-14-2002, 05:39 PM	#16
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Caption this! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

11-14-2002, 06:21 PM	#17
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	Argh! hey Rumil, where are you getting those pictures??? Aragorn: I wonder what Haldir(?) would do if I pulled on his hair? Haldir: Little does the filthy human know I have a blackbelt in Karate! Legolas: whispering to Haldir I think he can hear you... Haldir: Oh well! I can take this heroic stance and look freaky! (not very funny unless you read RPGs a lot) __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

11-14-2002, 06:46 PM	#18
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Hmm, not the best Haldir's ever looked. . . __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

11-14-2002, 07:00 PM	#20
Elven Mistress Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 135	Legolas: Oh my God, my hair is like SO much better then his! Aragorn: No way, girlfriend! You know mine rocks! Pippin coming from up ahead with permed, black hair: Move over, boys! I'm coming! ~okay, not very funny, but humour me! I'm tired...! __________________ And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

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Arwen Melian Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sometimes Imladris....sometimes Mirkwood...other times ....Lothlorien Posts: 141	Yuck! Haldir has a double chin! Just kidding. Haldir: Welcome to my beautiful home,Lothlorien. Aragorn:It doesn't look so great to me. Actually it looked better last time I was here. Legolas: What the hell is that! Aragorn: It's Celeborn, oh no! He's taking a bath in Galadriels mirror! What happened to his face? Legolas: I think he's on drugs! Run! __________________ Maiden of Rivendell "Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom." Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?

11-14-2002, 07:49 PM	#22
Arwen Melian Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sometimes Imladris....sometimes Mirkwood...other times ....Lothlorien Posts: 141	__________________ Maiden of Rivendell "Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom." Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?

11-14-2002, 11:45 PM	#23
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 521	I couldn't resist this one. [ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ] __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

11-15-2002, 11:10 AM	#24
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Pippin: Soo sick...must-get-out-of-boat...BLEEEEURGH! Merry: Whee! Teeth. hmm... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-15-2002, 01:03 PM	#25
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	You know, right now I can't think of anything funnier than what was actually in the movie: Legolas: "Lembas! Elvish waybread...one small bite can fill the stomach of a grown man!" leaves Merry: "How many did you eat?" Pippin: "Four...belch" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-15-2002, 01:04 PM	#26
Mlo Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 65	Pippin: I wont even look at your direction Merry.. Merry: What? If you forget your toothbrush you have to improvise. Mommy always said that good teeth are the most important thing to have... Pippin: I will not make a comment on that whistles __________________ I may not agree with a word you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire

11-15-2002, 02:10 PM	#27
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	Merry: I'm telling you, Pip, it's wiggly! Pippin: Hey - is that the Tooth Fairy? __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

11-15-2002, 02:12 PM	#28
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	Isn't this just adorable... __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-15-2002, 02:44 PM	#29
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	Oh! That's so precious! I just want to go hug him, he looks so lonely. Aaaawwwww! That wasn't a quote. I'm serious! Umm... guys... dont't look at me like that... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ] __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

11-15-2002, 02:47 PM	#30
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Got a REALLY big zit? Use Clearasil! __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

11-15-2002, 03:49 PM	#31
LePetitChoux Vegetable of Doom Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: London Posts: 720	Where is he? I've seen that photo so many times, but the scene itself isn't in the film, is it? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img] [ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: LePetitChoux ] __________________ je suis une bonne odeur

11-15-2002, 10:21 PM	#32
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	I think I'm in love. sighs tearfully Poor hobbit... he's so alone.... I feel for him. __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

11-15-2002, 10:24 PM	#33
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	from behind the camera Voice 1: Poor little guy! He's so little.. and all alone!... Can we keep him? Voice 2: Pumbaa, Pumbaa.... these guys eat guys like us! __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

11-15-2002, 11:12 PM	#34
TolkienGurl Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Michigan, USA Posts: 637	LePetitChoux: That's in the part "The Breaking of the Fellowship." I know that particular scene is not in the movie, but the giant head is. It's from the part when Boromir is talking to Frodo and is trying to take the Ring from him. __________________ Hopes fail. An end comes. We have only a little time to wait now. We are lost in ruin and downfall and there is no escape. -Frodo My Livejournal

11-15-2002, 11:34 PM	#35
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	After a hard day of filming Elijah felt he could fall asleep anywhere. Unfortunatly, he forgot that the head was not really made out of stone, and made the folks at WETA very angry when the foam nose fell off. Okay...so that wasn't very funny. But it was all I could think of beyond "Isn't this just adorable..." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

11-16-2002, 07:39 AM	#36
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 733	Is it me or do they try to show off the hobbits' feet as much as possible? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.