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Make your own Crazy Scene with Pics
This is going to be kind of like crazy captions. I got the idea on that thread anyway. Instead of doing just a caption, on here, you will create your very own scene. Here's the catch: you can only use 8 pictures in your scene. That's the max amount of pics the BD will let you put in one post.
Here is the one that I made up on the Crazy Captions page: It started with this picture:  To which I wrote: I can't believe I used Bilbo's Preparation H as toothpaste. Then this idea quickly formed in my head!  Ha ha ha! I can't believe you brushed your teeth with Bilbo's Preparation H! What a dork! Ewww, Mr. Frodo! That's just disgustin'! I'm not followin' you anymore! Fool of a Baggins! How stupid are you?! I can't believe I left the ring with YOU! Frodo, you should do what I do. I don't brush MY teeth, see? So even I wouldn't do something as dumb as that! Well, if the ringbearer is that stupid, I may be able to get the ring after all. Gross! And to think I kissed you on the head! What do you use for shampoo?! Shut up you guys! It was a simple mistake! You might do the same thing.Murmurs from everyone... I don't think so. Yeah, right. I'm not THAT foolish. What a dork! The safety of the Middle Earth depends on him? This could be easier than I thought! You can use pics other people have used. Your scene can be about what ever you want, silly or serious. Just have fun! Oh yeah, heres how to put a picture on: I am telling you how I do it on an IBM type computer. Don't know how it works for Macintosh. If you do, let me know and I shall include that here. As far as I know the picture you want to put on has to be located online somewhere. It's got to have a web address. I don't know how to use a picture that is located on your own hard drive. Find the picture you want, right click on that picture, go to the bottom of the box where it says Properties. A properties box will pop up. In the middle of the box will be a part that says "Address:" with (URL) underneath. Highlight the address that is indicated, right click on that, choose copy. Then come here and click on Reply. Underneath the message box you will see "Instant UBB Code" The one on the bottom right should say IMAGE. Click on that. Another little box will pop up with a place for you to put the address. Click on the white space, than right click, hit paste and your address should be put in it. After that, add what every you are going to say, then hit Post! That should work, but if it doesn't you can PM me and I'll try to help.* I got all my pictures from this webpage: Ninecompanions.net
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03-19-2003, 11:57 AM
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 Please sir, can I have some more? More?! You're lucky you got what you did! Oh, come on please!! Can't we have some more?! You're not so mean, you guys are big softies! He said NO! You want me to smack you?! Oww! That was totally uncalled for! But I would like to have more too! Fine! You can have one more lollipop each, but that's it! Yay! Did ya hear that?! One more lollipop! Yay!![ March 19, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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03-19-2003, 01:06 PM
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I used some of the thumbnail pictures that are on the Ninecompanions.net website. They have a huge selection to pick from.
It is here.
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03-19-2003, 01:44 PM
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By Gondor, that's enough to make my sides split!
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03-19-2003, 03:17 PM
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 Aragorn, Aragorn. Where for art thou Aragorn? Maybe if I just stay still she wont see me.... Aragorn, my love. Will you not come with me instead? Right, that's it. I'm off! Aragorn, don't leave me here with them! Come back!
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03-19-2003, 03:50 PM
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*laughing insanely* Oh, that's too good! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-19-2003, 09:22 PM
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Yeah, I've two "sagas" somewhat like that. I got my pictures from three trailers that I downloaded...but the clarity stinks. The first one is mainly the three hunters and the search for Mr. Twinkie, and the second isn't finished but it's going to be about Frodo, Sam, and cheese-its. They have about 20 pictures each, though. *sigh*
Anyway, purty funny! I'd hate to be in a movie...those facial expressions! Ahh!
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03-20-2003, 08:50 AM
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Excellent ElentariGreenleaf! That was great!
Oddwen, you can put yours up, but since you can only do 8 per post, just do one post after another to put it on, I'm sure we'd love it, and wouldn't mind at all! That is, of course, if you have the time.
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03-20-2003, 03:32 PM
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*bows* Why thank you. I was going to put a gandalf one at the end, but couldn't be bothered ^_^
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03-20-2003, 08:28 PM
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They aren't online anywhere that I know of. Anyway, they're double captioned. I've got them talking, and then subtitles. A couple are priceless..."There's still hope, Sam! We still have the double-stuffed-fudge-dipped oreos!" I'll have to see about a website, or getting them on a captions page, perhaps?
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03-21-2003, 08:23 AM
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Oh yes, please, Oddwen! It sounds very funny. I would love to see it.
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03-21-2003, 06:19 PM
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Does anyone know what site would take sixty (yes, sixty. 60) pics? The first one is forty, the second is twenty. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Then I'd love to!
Though I could combine two into one pic file, that'd make it easier... Actually if I couldn't post all of them, they're all stand-alone pics. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ March 22, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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03-22-2003, 11:10 AM
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Oh wow, what a great idea!!
Okay I shall attempt one...hmmm...  Sam: Are you sure Merry and Pippin will be okay on their own? Frodo: I hope so Sam, I hope so...Later....  Both: Hahaha!! We are the mighty Merry and Pippin and we shall bravely help our friend Frodo in his quest to- Merry: Wait a minute...  Merry: Where are we?? Later...  Merry: I'm worried about Frodo and Sam....Pippin: Don't worry, I am sure they are fine!  Both: AAARGH HELP!!! IF ONLY MERRY AND PIPPIN WERE HERE!!! Saruman: Muahaha!! Now I shall take the ring!! It's a good job Merry and Pippin aren't here otherwise I would surely fail!!It's a good job that didn't happen..... Okay I know it was bad but, hey I tried [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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03-22-2003, 06:07 PM
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Alright, ONCE MORE!
One day, Pippin found himself hungrier than usual.  He starts nibbling on his cloak.  Hey punk, don't eat that! Do you know how long we labored to make it?  Oh, really? Gee, sorry!  That's alright. Just don't let it happen again!  Pippin thinks on Galadriel's compassion for a while.  Hmm hmm, Merry, I thought!  Wow, that's a downright miracle! Good for you, Pip!! [ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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03-22-2003, 06:41 PM
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Much better! Now for this one...
 Probably due to Aragorn throwing the apple at the wrong hobbit, Merry sees and immediately eats an innocent little ant upon the ground. Middle-earth immediately stops.  Wow, that's, that's amazin'!  I cannot believe it! Sweet Valar, it is as Glorfindel foretold!  Ooh, you ate an ant? Dibs on the next one!  Do not eat the ants! They are the earth's creatures, and anyway I had first dibs!  Hoo hoo, haha! A giant city of ants! Look over yonder horizon, and they're mine all mine! Hahahaha!!  Um, I'm guessing now would be a good time to flee? Hey, these are fun! I hope this new format helps. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]
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03-23-2003, 08:31 AM
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These are funny when written well, but let's please limit the size of our pictures like Airehiriel did. Giant pictures are bad for people with slow connections.
Thanks!
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03-23-2003, 03:51 PM
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Arwen and Eowyn see Aragorn come their way on horseback. Eowyn: Look! Here comes Aragorn! Arwen: Oh, honey! I'm over here! Eowyn: Honey? Honey? Don't you dare call him, honey! Aragorn is mine! No way! Aragorn is mine, you little #*$@%! Eowyn: You wanna duel for him? Arwen: You bet!!!After the duel:  Eowyn: Haha! No one messes with me! Alright, that wasn't too great, but it was a first attempt.
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03-23-2003, 04:24 PM
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 Hey, Sam, are you sure that the book is down here? Sam?.....Sam? BOOGABOOGABOOGA! Puh-leez, Sam. You'll have to think of something better than that! Oh, but I'm not Sam...I AM... PIPPIN!!!! And I smoked all your pipeweed. NOOOOOO!!!![ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]
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03-23-2003, 05:29 PM
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Yes, I'll definitely look into fixing that tonight...FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!!
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03-23-2003, 07:17 PM
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In fact, these are so fun, that I'm doing another one!
 Hey Mr. Frodo, I've joke for you!  *Thinks* Not another one!! *Speaks* What is it Sam?  Why did the oliphaunt cross the road?  I don't know, Sam.  To get to the other side, of course!  Um, isn't that rather obvious?  I didn't think so.  WELL IF YOU TELL ME ONE MORE STUPID JOKE I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE CRACKS OF DOOM!!
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03-24-2003, 02:55 AM
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 Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elven eyes see? Legolas: A fangirl approaches! Aragorn: A fangirl? Only one? Legolas: I'd watch out if I were you, Aragorn. She's looking right at you. Aragorn: Well, if it's only one fangirl I don't think I really need to worry.... Eowyn: Hey! Aragorn! Remember me, Eowyn? Long time, no see. I thought you had fallen off another cliff, but then Eomer said you.... Aragorn: Aahh!!! Dear Eru! It's her again! I've gotta hide! Save me, Legolas! ......Legolas?
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03-24-2003, 02:16 PM
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If Barrow Downs never gets another post from me ….. you now know why. Poor Niluial died of laughter! Once I have died of laughter I will still be laughing in my grave!
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03-24-2003, 02:20 PM
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I really like that last picture of legolas running
 The ents are having a weightlifting contest Cor blimey! I wish I could do that! drink this and you shall be able to. HA! That's a good one! You want some of these! Top of the range! What? You must be joking! You must do press ups, it's the only way! zzz...[ March 24, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]
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03-24-2003, 04:06 PM
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*dies laughing* Oh, this is too much!! I'll have to think of one at some point... Ninuial, it's okay, we're all dead here anyway. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-24-2003, 04:33 PM
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 Look, do you see that? Its a fangirl!  They must be looking for us! What?!? There looking for me! Im the cutest! What?!? Don't worry! Im joking! I new it! You wish! Eep! Fine, Id rather have a pint anyways!
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LOL!!! I love those!
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03-24-2003, 04:44 PM
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Okay that one with the Eowyn fangirl was VERY funny! I shall attempt another one as all of these put mine to shame. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Okay here we go...  Sam: *gasp wheeze* Mr Frodo!! A ringwraith just entered to shire looking for you sir!! ((Don't ask me how Sam knew this because I don't know...maybe he's magic...))  Frodo: Oh *bleep*! I don't know what a Ringwraith is but it sure doesn't sound good!! Sam: Mr Frodo!! Watch your language, this is a family film!!  Frodo: You're right, I'm sorry...  Sam: Anyway, this Ringwraith was after you and he said something about a ring. It is my oppinion that we should run. Mr Frodo? Are you listening? Mr Frodo?  Sam: *sigh* What did you think?? ~Naurwen [ March 24, 2003: Message edited by: Naurwen_of_Lothlorien ]
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03-24-2003, 08:09 PM
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I liked it Naurwen! I thought it was very funny. I am glad to see that so many people like this thread. I love it! I love to laugh, and this is perfect! Keep up the good work guys, and I'll add my own soon.
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So, you think you're better looking then me?  I don't think, I know.  Oh, do ya, now?  *trying to appear humble* yeah  Well, I beg to differ. I think you're wrong!  Wrong?! I'll take you out, old man!  Bring it on! Pansy.  Pansy! *sniff sniff* That was totally uncalled for! That wasn't nice at all! I'm gonna tell my dad! Stupid, mean guy! Big, stupid meany!
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Brilliant Airehiriel! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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*Bows* Thank you! How about another?
 Psst...Gollum. I was just thinking, since we are both the bad guys, and no one likes us, or trusts us, we should band together. What do you think?  What?! Someone's talking to us, precious?  Yes, it's me, Grima. You know, the other slimy guy in this movie.  You wants to be our friend?  YES! I mean, yes, that is what I am saying.  A friend for us? We don't have any friends. You wants to be our friend? Oh, that would be nice! You want to be our friend?!  OH FORGET IT! Never mind!  Where are you going, friend?! Wait! Friend! Friend?[ March 26, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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'Kay, I'll give this a shot...
 Did you see that?  Boromir stole Legolas's shampoo!  He did what?!?  Boromir, is this true?  I only wanted to have pretty hair!  ATTACK!!!! The theft of my shampoo must be avenged!!  ARGH!!!
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I love it Sapphire!!!! I especially love the pic with Legolas saying "He did what?!"
And then Aragorn asking if he did it...and Boromir saying he wanted pretty hair...and Legolas...oh, I love the whole thing!!! It's great! In fact, I'm going to go and look at it again!
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*grins* Wow! You like it, you really liked it! lol Here's another...
 What in Middle-earth...?  I've never seen anything so horrible. What is that?  It is something more terrible than anything we have yet encountered...  KEEP IT AWAY! KEEP IT AWAY! ...  What's everyone staring at me for?
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I've been despartely trying to think of something to go with that picture, the helmet in itself is quite hilarious. That was better than anything I'd come up with, believe me, I know.
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Oh, I must try one!
Oooooh, smile Elrond, we're on candid camera! What?! You must be kidding! I NEVER smile!  Well, you really should try it. Like this! Oh yes, humor us, Elrond!  Okay then, if you insist. *grin*  Oh no, what have I done? That was...  By far the scariest thing I've seen on this trip!!! *somewhere in Ithilien a group of rangers is relaxing and watching TV*OMG! Look at that! Isn't it Elrond...SMILING?!?  [ March 29, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]
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